Monday, June 22, 2015

Does anybody have the time? My Apple Watch is frozen in the sundial function.

Well, it was Father's Day yesterday, and I'm sorry to report that nobody got me anything from the VeloNews Father's Day gift guide:



I mean you'd at least think someone would get me this $180 titanium hammer that exists for some reason:


Abbey Bike Tools Team Issue Hammer
$180
As your dad has shown you any number of times — both successfully and sometimes comically — there aren’t many jobs that don’t require a good hammer. The tool-nerds over at Abbey Bike Tools gave us another lust-worthy tool when they came out with their titanium Team Issue Hammer. Perfect for the dad who’s going everywhere with his toolbox, the Team Issue hammer saves a huge amount of weight and adds a certain level of classiness to whacking stubborn bolts.

It's the perfect tool to pound the shit out of your stupid Budnitz:



By the way, "Pounding the Budnitz" is not a euphemism for masturbation.

Though it probably should be.

Nor did anybody get me this whimsical corpse identification tag with built-in bottle opener:


Elevengear Crash Tag
$34.50
What’s better than an ID tag for medical emergencies? How about one that will open dad’s beer? Elevengear’s Crash Tag is made from lightweight titanium and features a bottle opener for post-ride libations. More importantly, dad’s vital information — name, address, phone number, and plenty of room for custom info — are all laser-engraved onto the tag in case of emergency. A QR code also links to a custom web page with even more information that might be useful in an emergency. It all hangs from a nylon micro-cord with a strong magnetic clasp.

I love when they combine serious stuff with fun stuff, which is why my EpiPen has a built-in MP3 player.  Still, I'm glad nobody got me one of these tags for the simple reason that it takes all the fun out of coming across my dead or mortally wounded body.  Not knowing who I am, where I live, or what my blood type is makes having to treat me or notify my next-of-kin into an excitement-filled scavenger hunt!  "Hmmm, let's see...he's circumcised, he's wearing Rapha shorts, and he's got a great big greasy chainring tattoo on his unshaved calf.  I'm going to guess he's a gigantic Fred from somewhere in the New York City metropolitan area."  Plus, I'd wager 99% of Freds don't need to worry about carrying identification since these days ID-ing them is pretty much a no-brainer:


("Just take the phone out of his jersey pocket and check his Strava.")

Though if I were forced to wear something like this here's how I'd fill it out:

You may laugh, but application of shark semen is a common first aid treatment in Australia, which is why they call it "Aussie bacitracin."

Sure, you could just use an over-the-counter ointment, but the typical Australian would much rather charge into the ocean and masturbate a shark.

Also, I don't know if they allow you to engrave the back too, but if so I'd like it to read, "If found with beer please use integrated opener to remove cap, then pour contents all over body."

Anyway, when products that already exist are this superfluous, it's no surprise that not-yet-extant Kickstarter stuff bypasses this sort of frivolity and instead aims for sheer and utter uselessness.  Consider this pump, which incredibly has raised over $50,000:



And is designed for the sorts of people who wear gigantic headphones:


It's enough with the giant headphones.  You're not mixing a fucking album, you're listening to crappy music while commuting to your graphic design job.

Anyway, this particular graphic designer is about to head to his own graphic design job, but much to his dismay he's got a flat tire:


He pumps swiftly and vigorously, using every bit of the prodigious wanking strength he's developed over many years of pounding the Budnitz, and he even successfully executes the complicated under-the-leg move that identifies him as a world-class onanist:


However, he ultimately fails to inflate the tire:


Which is not exactly surprising since THERE'S A FUCKING HOLE IN IT.

At this point common sense would dictate that you repair the puncture.  However, this is not the world of common sense.  This is Kickstarter.  And in the Kickstarter Universe, this giant electric Thermos pump is supposed to miraculously solve the problem:


Here's a diagram:


What, no built-in coffee maker?

Even better,  YOU HAVE TO PUMP UP THE PUMP WITH AN AIR COMPRESSOR!


Yes, finally, a portable pump that requires pumping.  Thank you, Kickstarter!  They should call this stupid thing "The Middle Man."

Though it does make the integrated cable lock seem downright practical in comparison:


And I'm sure somewhere some bike dork is asking the obvious question:

"Like, can I use it to seat my tubeless tires?"



Wow, it looks like a cat threw up in there.

Someone should really do a Kickstarter for "upcycled" products made from tubeless tire clumps.

It's mostly just latex, so sex toys would be a good idea.

This sounds like a job for some "cum engineers," though judging from an email I recently received it seems they've got loftier ambitions:

We are bunch of cyclist cum engineers from India and we believe that we have a product which is creating ripples in the world of mountain biking. We have combined solar energy with hydration backpack. I think your reader will love to know about this.

And here it is for my one reader:



If it can power an air compressor for my portable pump then they could be onto something.

Lastly, yet another pro cyclist has admitted to doping after he's already retired and right before everyone was going to find out anyway:



“I have doped, I fully admit that. I'm sorry for that, and the decision, I wish to move on,” Sørensen told Danish website BT.dk. “I told ADD of my own experiences. I have done this to ease my conscience and because I also wanted to help the sport of cycling.”

See that?  He wishes to move on.

Well it's all right then.

160 comments:

Anonymous said...

PO-DEE-OH

Anonymous said...

Rapha!

Anonymous said...

Podio-io-io

Anonymous said...

Would have been here sooner, but was pounding the Budnitz

Bryan Bracy said...

Top ten on a Schmenge.

Bryan Bracy said...

Top ten on a Schmenge.

JB said...

Ted K.

Anonymous said...

Hey!

cycle

Anonymous said...

"lust-worthy tool"

Funny, that's how I describe my "hammer" too.

dnk said...

Pounding the Budnitz

babble on said...

Er... Qu'est ce que le FUCK??!!!? What kind of tool would invent a titanium hammer? It's supposed to be heavy, it NEEDS to have mass. That's the whole raison d'etre, the entire point of a hammer!!

JB said...

Someone posted on the last post: "… badly bruised her left hip and is on crutches after hitting a patch of loose gravel while training for a triathlon over the weekend, a Commerce official said."

Gravel tri bikes in 3...2...1...


"I think your reader will love to know about this"

Heh.

benDE said...

Top . . . . NOTHING?

Better than Ted prize at least.

JLRB said...

hammer time

Anonymous said...

vsk said ...

Sorry Mr. Snob, happy belated Father's Day!!!


vsk

Name said...

"..we believe that we have a product which is creating ripples in the world of mountain biking"

I´m confused. The product is creating ripples or not? They believe in something that is already happening? Even I could do that.

grog said...

Forgot to send you Fathers Day card, but now I just want to move on.

Bryan said...

I kind of like that roll up for a changing a flat...
Not a father, but my wife did get me a Cambium for my birthday while I was over on the west coast playing in oil! Hoping to seat my posterior on it tomorrow for a good ride. I was saving a bit of per diem every day to buy one myself when I got home! Now I need to figure out what other Brooks product to spend it on...or maybe cruise craigslist for hookers...I mean bikes.

Oh hipsters who don't own a floor pump. Life would be so much easier if you did a quick pump up before you tried to ride out.

Name said...

Also: Pounding the Budnitz!!

PotbellyJoe said...

I'm not in the engineering group. I'm in production and delivery.

Meanwhile Cipo is searching for an online college in India that offers that engineering degree.

Anonymous said...

Snob, maybe Kenny will send you that hammer as a belated fathers day gift...

Retrogrouch said...

I'll take a Silca frame pump or a Zefal HP.

bk jimmy said...

there aren’t many jobs that don’t require a good hammer.

Yes there are. Most of them, in fact.

clyde said...

Any perfectly good tool can be used asa hammer

babble on said...

Holy Serendipitydoo, Batman! I was shoppping for new pumps after our club ride on Saturday. We were on an out of town adventure from Squamish to Whislter and back, and 50 km into the trip I had my first flat. I very foolishly wasn't carrying a boot, but one clever guy has electrical tape wrapped round his super cool portable pump (it has a fold out foot piece so you can use the ground to leverage your strength when you pump, and it's powerful for a litte thing, too - I overfilled a tire to 120 before I realized it!), so we booted a fiver into the tire to get me to Whistler. I bought a new tire in town, but on the way back I had a flat in the same tire, because when they installed it, the shop's techs managed to pinch the tube. Few km down the road I was right royally screwed (off the front of the paceline no less, which is odd cause screws usually lay on their sides, so they get your rear tire, or the tire of the guy behind you, but not this time) and again we were booting another of my tires with the same five dollar bill. I went through both of my cartriges of CO2 at this point and realized that a pump (preferably the model my friend has) is essential to my wellbeing.

It was the trip of multiple flats. Twice when I had finished changing a tire and just as we were about to oull away, another guy realized that his tire was flat. And we had one more for good measure along the way, too. Six flats in four and a half hours on the road. (Bloody dirty highway, is what that amounted to. And don't get me started about the rumble strip and the recessed drains with the holes aligned so that they would capture the tire of the unfortunate cyclist who rode over them.)

And then when I woke up to ride in the morning on Sunday, I had yet another flat in my new back tire. This time it was a miniscule piece of wire embedded in the tire. Un. Fucking. Believable. I had more flats this weekend than I normally get in a year's riding.

I probably would have run out of air in that electric pump at about the same time as I ran out of compressed air cannisters, and that silly pump is waaaaay heavier than they are. Plus, it takes space away from where I store hydration, and a girl's gotta drink.

My twenty cents.

Oh wait!! Two more things: 1) Hammer a Budnitz... heh heh. Gladly... right after I'm finished paddling my pink canoe. Good God I love you, snobberdooderdoo. Yer a national treasure. and B) Ball and stick sports? Definite yes. Mmmmmm.... daily is best. :)

Anonymous said...

Top XXX (mid-pack fodder)
Gotta dope more on Mondays

Meanwhile in Baltimore said...

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/bik/5076733945.html

Ad says "BLUE 1970s Delromi Road bike - $200
This is my boyfriend's bike. It's worth 900 dollars. I need it gone,..."

Anonymous said...

You realize that "Pounding the Budnitz" became a euphimism for masturbation at the exact moment you posted that it wasn't. Action, reaction. The universe works in mysterious ways.

Anonymous said...

Why buy a nice pump that supplies an unlimited amount of air when you can tote around your own compressed air tank? Do you think that the push-button losers this product caters to are going to remember to keep the damn thing filled? If you're too lazy and inept to pump up your own tires (or fix a flat)what the hell did you buy a bike for in the first place? Though the fact that crap like this gets funded makes me want to post a kickstarter campaign for an app that lets you locate hookers and coke; $50k should go a long way during the research and development phase.

Ohm Alone said...

Buying a back back with a solar cell from those kickstarter guys is probably expensive. I wonder if they charge a lot?

Ohm Alone said...

Err... back pack

David Pearce said...

I don't get it. So the RIDEAIR does or does not have goop in it to fix your flat tire? If it doesn't, what is the point? It's heavier than a manual pump, I take it, and takes away a bottle cage. And there are many good manual pumps. Seems to be an invention looking for a need.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if they charge a lot?"

And people complain about what Ted K posts...

Dave said...

The solar panel vid was made with no direct sunlight. It would take two years to charge an iPhone under those conditions, assuming night didn't exist. .

Shawn said...

What did you write about before kick starter? #wegetit

Bryan said...

Pounding the budnitz is obviously a term for masturbating a shark.
I saw that Delromi ad when I was passing through BMore last week. So, was she selling it while her bf (ex bf?) was away?

David Pearce said...

I love two things about the RIDEAiR video.

First, at the 1:50 moment, the helpful comment that compressed air is available at any gas station.

Then, at about 1:58, the narrator says "We have designed a 'slick'" design, just as the camera pans up across the rigid blue seat between the lady's legs. It looks particularly contrived.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Shawn,

I don't know, hashtag, read the archives.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

PS: What's a "Wege Tit?"

Freddy Murcks said...

I love how the admitted dopers always claim that it's something that did "once" or "early in their career." Tyler Hamilton may be a piece of human flotsam, but at least he didn't try to claim that he wasn't doping like a madman all through his pro career.

As for the kickstarter, who the fuck is so stupid and inept that they can't use a fucking hand pump or a frame pump. I dread flats just as much as the next guy, but it's never had anything to do with the hand pump or frame pump. That stupid thing is a solution in search of a problem if there ever was one.

Flyover BC said...

Just what I need. A solar powered hydration pack that heats the water and/or keeps it warm.

Roille Figners said...

What was that Chicago song about the guy who's like, what is the time that is on your watch, yeah. And he said, "does anybody really know what time it is" and several other infuriating musicianly musings, until presumably the guy was all "JESUS CHRIST!" and went to find someone else to ask?

Anonymous said...

Snobbie,

You and I end up liking the same things - Paselas, SPDs on road bike, "normal" bottom brackets - so I'm confident you are going to like the new generation of jersey pocket pumps. Just picked up Lezyne road drive pump and despite having to assemble the pump just to pump up a tire, it's brilliant. Must be a 3rd of the weight of a frame pump and fits in a jersey pocket or camelback. super back-up to CO2 or fine as a primary means of inflation.

Winky said...

Babble on at 12:33

Shop techs didn't offer to change MY tire after a broken Corona bottle shredded it just outside of Squamish! What might be the difference?

I know what you mean about the S2S. A lost opportunity when they uypgraded it in 2009/2010. The rumble strips should actually be where the white lines are, giving the bikes an extra 400mm or so. The drains are unforgivable, with a couple on the southbound route around Lions Bay being particularly heinous (including that one on the uphill drag that takes the whole shoulder). And the road litter just isn't swept often enough. I live in West Van and find the S2S spectacular but just too unpleasant for me to ride it very often (throw high-speed, continuous traffic on top of the other gripes).

Roille said...

Also my version of the expression is "There are two possible tools for any job: the right one, or a hammer."

Roille said...

You got it Babs, a hammer is a heavy thing to hit things with. The heavier it is, the more hitty it is. And the more expensive it is, the more stealy it is.

Dooth said...

I'm ready to fund Anon 12:43's Hooker and Coke locator app ASAP!

Roille Figners said...

You know what else I don't like, the guy claims he doesn't care about time and shit, like it has no meaning, which sure, I'm with you, but then if that's the deal, then WHY IS HE WEARING A WATCH THEN? Yeah exactly, motherfurger.

Roille Figners said...

"And I was walking down the street one day
A pretty lady looked at me and
Said her diamond watch had ctopped cold dead
And I said
Does anybody really know what time it is" etc.


This is actually Technique #32 in the popular guidebook How To Get Laid At Bard College And Nowhere Else Ever

McFly said...

At 1:34 the Bro rides right passed the hot damsel in distress.

That shit just don't happen. One must help the Injured Beautiful Godzilla.

David Pearce said...

I sort of get it, finally, about the RiDEAiR, but it's still lame.

At about the 1:50 mark, it's supposed to help you with a slow leak in your tire, "it helps you get where you're going", leaving the actual fix for when you arrive at your destination.

Bryan said...

@WCRM - Wege Tit is a complicated move you have to do to a shark before you jerk it off. #AskAnAussi #makesuretowearahelment

BamaPhred said...

I'm not called a minute man for nothing, whether it be flat fixin with my hand pump or pounding the Budnitz. Thanks for the new euphemism, inscrutable as it may be to others.

Bryan said...

BamaPhred...inscrotable is the word you were searching for

BamaPhred said...

Yes, my bad. My Alzheimer's is showing today.

PotbellyJoe said...

I just figured it was Peter Wege's wife.

crosspalms said...

Because when you need to put the hammer down it helps to have a hammer to put down, that's why.

Anonymous said...

TIRE FIXD
SPOCK FIVE

BamaPhred said...

Proof, once again, Fred's will buy anything. . Anybody got a spare $1k?

Grump said...

The crash tag should have a small strap that fits over your big toe, to save duplication of effort.

JLRB said...

At 2:10 of the RideAir video its true benefits are revealed - it allows you to leave a trail of inflatey things behind you to shake wheelsuckers. I must fund that one.

Boris said...

Your woman is a freak. Smell my thumb.

JLRB said...

" ... adds a certain level of classiness to whacking stubborn [Budnitz's]."

It is hard to stay classy when whacking ...

JLRB said...

And - Roille

First thanks for sticking that stupid song in my head

Second, now I need to go look up the other 31 techniques

Grump said...

The RideAir must be a quality product. It was developed by two wild and crazy guys.

Under Pressure said...

Does that compressed air cylinder come in 'fat bike' size?

Albert Einstein said...

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.


What an idiot, titanium has been replaced by crabon fibre.
So why not a crabonfibre hammer, with a kevlar striking surface. Of course, since e=M(CxC), a light hammer will never works as well as a heavy hammer, unless the velocity is really high.

I betting a U235 hammer would work better, and produce energy at the same time.

Albert Einstein said...

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.


Anonymous said...

vsk said ...

After reading!

I am happy with my ToPeak Road Morph pump. Has a little folding foot thing and hose that allows it to be used on the ground. The gauge is unreadable at any age. But the pump works great.

Had a ToPeak Joe Blow floor pump. After 8(?) years it won't compress any more. Just got a Blackburn floor pump. So far so good.

Want to try the Mister Tuffy inserts to prevent more flats. One day . . .


vsk

Dooth said...

If I had a titanium hammer
I'd say
What the fuck is this shit?

Anonymous said...

I see said the blind Fred as he picked up his titanium hammer and saw...

I see said the blind bikepacking bro as he shat into the wind. It's all coming back to me now...

babble on said...

Anonytroll@12:46 - you played right into his hands.

Winky - I expect it had something to do with that particular shoprat's need to practice his skillz. I did NOT unzip my jersey... least not any further than it was already undone. :)
Not that the girls hold any sway, in any event. I shouldn't be hard on the poor micro weenies out there, bless em, given the size 'n' state of the twins.

And yeah, the fact that there is so little room between the rumble strips and the recessed drains is a fatality waiting to happen. When those cyclists were struck dead on the S2S a couple of weeks ago, we were at the provincials with a few members of the Whistler cycling club, and my first thought was that the road itself must have contributed somehow. Sooner or later it WILL kill someone. It's just a question of time.

bieks said...

Cum engineers, that's gotta be the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Gold, Snobby, Gold!

Admittedly, they have your audience demographics nailed though. It's hard work posting 70 comments under all these pseudonyms.

P. Bateman said...

sorry i'm late - been shopping for bike parts and got lost down in those internet rabbit holes and clearance items.

did anyone make a dick or dildo joke about that rather large bike pump yet?

Anonymous said...

That large bike pump is like some kind of dick/dildo! Rideair? Wry derriere, more like.

Sorry it's all I got.

Spokey said...

I'm still not sure if that wailing in the Lumos video was the video or the damn cat.

DB said...

Crosspalms, 1:45: COD.

Shawn said...

#justkiddinggetit

Spokey said...

has anyone called 707-824-2007 to talk to hillary studmuffin yet?

just need to wait until she' done pumping her budnitz before you call

Bob Patterson said...

Let's see....hammers are supposewd to have a heavy head and a handle to provide a lever arm A titanium hammer is analogous to a feather filled weight set, or a paper headed sledge hammer. Oh well.

Angry Beaver in Miramichi said...

"You may laugh, but application of shark semen is a common first aid treatment in Australia, which is why they call it "Aussie bacitracin."

In Italy Cipo's semen is is a cure for any young woman ever wanting to perform oral sex again.

Kickstarter Pump Babe sez "Never Ride Flat". Oh, I get it, wink, wink, nod, nod. Kind of like that Fiat 500 Commercial.

Kickstarter Pump, given it's size a bicycle would have to be the size of an SUV.

DB said...

Looks like biking season is over in the Midwest.
Three Century Storms in 8 days. Think we've had 11 inches of rain and when it's not raining we have 40 mph winds.
Snob: could you please review rain bikes and chainsaws, please. Thanks. Hope your Fathers Day was the best.

Knee Jerk Reaction said...

That hard rubber end on the titanium hammer would be great for testing reflexes. A small whack below the patella and... Why the hell do doctors do that anyway?

Anonymous said...

Winkie @ 1:12

"Babble on at 12:33

Shop techs didn't offer to change MY tire after a broken Corona bottle shredded it just outside of Squamish! What might be the difference?"

If I had to guess, it probably was the legs.

Spokey said...

RideAir capacity

700x25: 1.2 Full Tires

so i take it that the stupid thing won't even fill my 700x37 once?

but i guess that's ok given that it's filling my water bottle cage so i'll die of thirsty anywho.

Gee Business said...

Can someone please explain the phenomenon of Bro/duder Freds instagraming portraits of themselves making coffee with espresso kits portaged on their like totally rad and shredding bikepacking bikes? Might it be that all the human feces along this years Oregon Outback is an unintended consequence of this on location brewing thing as championed by the bro/duder fred set? #lightbro #suddenperstalsiswhileshredding

Jean-Francois Caron said...

Looks like the USA is overtaking Austrania in the helmet race:

https://systemicfailure.wordpress.com/2015/06/19/bicyclists-arent-the-only-ones-to-suffer-from-idiotic-helmet-laws/
http://www.nj.com/mercer/index.ssf/2013/08/princeton_schools_become_the_first_in_the_state_to_require_headgear_for_soccer_lacrosse_and_field_ho.html

Everyone who knows the subject including the manufacturer: "These helmets do not prevent concussions."
School board, coach, some parents: "WELL WE HAVE TO DO WHATS BEST FOR THE KIDS."

Worried Beaver in Miramichi said...

"Looks like biking season is over in the Midwest. Three Century Storms in 8 days. Think we've had 11 inches of rain and when it's not raining we have 40 mph winds."

Hope Ms. Road Queen & Ms. Frilly Chick both survived.

Anonymous said...

When I was a kid, my family doctor use to stick a piece of wood in my mouth, hit me with a hammer (stainless steel, not titanium) and feel my balls. Why did he have to attend university for years to perform those skills?

Anonymous said...

isn't rct out there as well?

chicken_and_cheese_danish said...

WileyCat Rockmanstien buries the headline on Mr. Sorenson.

It isn't that he doped, miraculously stopping EXACTLY at the moment he retires minus the statute of limitations. Oh no. Everyone knows the exact day you will retire years in advance so you know the exact day to stop doping. I knew that. You didn't?

No. It's the Danish cycling federation is hiding much more doping. The Chicken has done the right thing, again, disclosing the federations tactics to get him to modify his stories so it fits their manufactured story.

I'm reminded of the report the Canadian cycling federation published summarized as, "No system-wide doping here." Yet buried in the report are statements that a former federation official was selling PEDs.

This is why competitive cycling is a complete joke.

dop said...

I did a long Pulmonary/Critical care fellowship with the understanding that I'd never have to feel anyone's balls or stick my finger up anyone's behind again. In that regard, I have been largely successful. Unfortunately, many of my patients insist that I be kept up to date on their bowel movements.

NationalStatistAgent said...


So according to the KickStarter FAQ, republicans are too smart to buy a RideAir

Who is the main target audience for RideAir?

a.
b.
c.
d.
e.
f.
g. Lefties . . .
h.

Tire Changing Shop Rat said...

I'm sure Babs has had some wood in her mouth too.

bieks said...

@Shawn - #craigslist

P. Bateman said...

@shawn - and bianchi pista's. and sex. always with the sexual innuendildo

bieks said...

Is doping such a big deal in cycling because it's kinda dull to watch so we need to spice it up? Oh wait, baseball. Never mind. #needanewhypothesis #doucheyhashtagflavaoftheday

JLRB said...

KNEE JERK

TURN HEAD

DUMB PUMP

#BUD NITZ

Spokey said...

whoa nelly

Spokey said...

early

Spokey said...

century

Spokey said...

that was easy. was still hopped up on the endorphins or adrenaline or melatonin or whatever the hell you get from a nice sumner biek ride here in the hemorrhoids

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Maybe the titanium fred hammer could be used to lightly tap along the tubes of a suspect crabon frame listening for a change in tenor indicating an impending fracture or some similar flaw in the fibre.

No storms here at my coordinates. Hot as balls though.

wishiwasmerckx said...

If I had a hammer,
I'd hammer in the morning,
I'd hammer in the evening,
All over this land,
I'd hammer out danger,
I'd hammer out a warning,
I'd hammer out love between,
My brothers and my sisters,
All over this land.

Spokey said...

wiwm

have jillian lower the strychnine concentration

Anonymous said...

dop said...

"I did a long Pulmonary/Critical care fellowship with the understanding that I'd never have to feel anyone's balls or stick my finger up anyone's behind again. In that regard, I have been LARGELY successful. "

Except when pounding the Budnitz?

jodphoto said...

All right. This air pump is so stupid it makes me weep openly.

P. Bateman said...

the 650b wheelset arrived. looks shiny and i think i dig the look of the smaller wheel. its not too noticeable.

Freddy Murcks said...

Has the Pistadex crashed?

dop said...

It's not the size of your wheels, it's what you do with them,

98 percent of men pound the bud its. The other 2 percent don't have hands

BillyRedden said...

"I'd hammer out love between
My brothers and my sisters "

No Appalachia stereotypes please

Just kidding of course
I couldn't resist.

But your third cousin and beyond is fair game I hear. .

Altered Boy said...

Hey anonymous @ 4:00. My priest use to feel my balls and stick things in my mouth, and I don't think he ever went to university.

Holy Roller said...

Jesus was the Son of God but had sort of a carpenter step dad. So one might ask oneself the question, what sort of hammer would Jesus use? Did Jesus even need a hammer?? Where did he hang out as a teenager? Would Jesus text on an iphone or use an android? I need to pray.

caPt scrAnus said...

Holy

I thought Jesus is the son of God. Was? When did God disown him?

Seminary student said...

If Jesus was a carpenter, what did he say when he hit his thumb with his hammer?

Seminary student said...

I found Jesus. He was hiding behind the couch!

Holy Roller said...

It doesn't really matter what is said, you just have to have faith. Now let's talk about bikes, titanium hammers and compressed air canisters.

DB said...

Women's soccer. The best.

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

Kickstart recycled latex flat goop and sell as novelty fake cat vomit. Fun at parties! Put it on your best girls desk at school for peals of laughter,

Top said...

Hey babble, my LBS guys say that the minuscule wire that causes flats in bike tires is from car tires. The wire is the a remnant from shredded steel belt wires on a worn out car/truck tire.

JLRB said...

so wouldn't it b e easier to just buy a can of fix a flat instead of the kickstarter push button

stevo! said...

what happend to that bikes gone wild fucker? haven't seen him lately

Anonymous said...

Lantern rouge...

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thanks...

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Hilda Clifton said...

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Anita Frank said...

HOW I GOT MY LOAN FROM THIS GREAT COMPANY

Hello my dear people , I am Anita Frank, currently living in New jersey city, USA. I am a widow at the moment with three kids and i was stuck in a financial situation in April 2015 and i needed to refinance and pay my bills. I tried seeking loans from various loan firms both private and corporate but never with success, and most banks declined my credit ,do not fall prey to those hoodlums at there that call them self money lender they are all scam , all they want is your money and you well not hear from them again they have done it to me twice before I met Mr. Wilson Edwards the most interesting part of it is that my loan was transfer to me within 74hours so I will advise you to contact Mr. Edwards if you are interested in getting loan and you are sure you can pay him back on time you can contact him via email……… (wilsonedwardsloancompany@gmail.com) No credit check, no co signer with just 2% interest rate and better repayment plans and schedule if you must contact any firm with reference to securing a loan without collateral then contact Mr. Wilson Edwards today for your loan
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Long term loan (20_40)
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Anita Frank said...

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Short term loan (5_10years)
Long term loan (20_40)
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Tina Thomas said...



Hallo Every One, ich bin Frau Tina Thomas von Texas U.S.A., ich will schnell dieses Medium zu verwenden, um eine Aussage über zu scheren, wie Gott mich gerichtet zu einer Legit und echte Kreditgeber
die haben mein Leben von Gras verwandelt zu zieren, aus zu einer reichen Frau, arm zu sein, die jetzt von einem gesunden und wohlhabenden Leben ohne Stress kann sich rühmen oder Finanz
Schwierigkeiten. Nach so vielen Monaten versucht, einen Kredit über das Internet zu bekommen und wurde die Summe von 6200 wurde ich in einen Kredit von einer echt Darlehen so verzweifelt $ betrogen
Kreditgeber Online, die meine Schmerzen nicht hinzufügt, dann habe ich beschlossen, einen Freund von mir in Kontakt zu treten, die einen Kredit Online vor kurzem bekam diskutierten wir über das Thema und in unseren
Abschluss erzählte sie mir von einer Frau namens Mrs. Jennifer Arbeits Mann, der die C.E.O von Jennifer Arbeits-Man Loan Company ist also i für einen Kreditbetrag von (310,000.00USD) angewandt
mit niedrigen Zinssatz von 2%, so dass das Darlehen einfach und ohne Stress und alle Vorbereitungen wo aus über die Kreditübertragung genehmigt wurde und in weniger als zwei (2)
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Development Investment Authority working on expanding its portfolio
globally and financing projects.

We would be happy to fund and invest with you in any profitable
project if you have any viable project we can finance by making mutual
investment with you. If you are interested, kindly contact us
on:avitinvestmentauthority2@gmail.com for more details.

Looking forward hearing from you soonest.

Yours truly,
Mrs Kristina Anderson
(Personal Assistant)
Avit Development Investment Authority(ADIA)
501 Avenue Montaigne,75008 Paris-France
Paris-France.Avit Development Investment Authority (ADIA)

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