Friday, September 21, 2012

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

Did you know that tomorrow is World Car-Free Day?


Well, it is--at least according to somebody on Twitter.  I was tremendously excited when I saw this, but only because at first glance I thought it said "World Free Car Day:"


I'd totally take a free car, unlike David Byrne, who does not own one--though apparently he will rent one, at least according to this compendium of quotations:


I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.
David Byrne

That's the equivalent of claiming to be a non-smoker because you never buy cigarettes, you just grub them off of others.

In other news, a reader informs me that a lucky woman recently received Mario Cipollini's autograph:


("I'll never wash this ass again.")

However, she didn't actually ask for it.  That's just how Mario Cipollini shakes hands.

And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If your'e right you'll know it, and if you're wrong you'll see a music video.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and beware of Cipos bearing Sharpies.


--Wildcat Rock Machine






(This blew minds at Interbike 1860.)

1) The hottest thing at this year's Interbike is:

--Road bikes with disc brakes
--650b mountain bikes
--Belt drives
--Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz





2) This structure qualifies as a cockpit because:

--It is "a space or compartment" in a "small vehicle" from which it is "steered, piloted, or driven"
--One could theoretically hold a cockfight in it
--It is awesome
--All of the above






3) This bicycle features:

--"Clipless pedals"
--"Clipness peddles"
--"Clip tow paddles"
--"Clit tongue puddles"






(A zillion Freds enter, one Fred leaves.)

4) Which is not a rule for the Gran Fondo National Championship?

--"Rider may use any standard bicycle that has two wheels and is not a recumbent.  This includes Road bikes, TT bikes, and mountain bikes"
--"All riders must submit to drug testing as per USADA protocols"
--"No recumbent bicycles allowed"
--"All bicycles must have working breaks"






(Mavic engineer testing the company's new ultralight accordion.)

5) DFU stands for:

--Diminutive Frenchman Unit
--Demonstrative Francophonic Ululation
--Don't Forget Underpants
--Don't Fuck Up



6) 110 days after being mounted by Mario Cipollini, this statue of a male lion gave birth to a litter of six cubs.

--True
--False





7) Which castmember of the 1986 film "Pretty In Pink" recently crashed during the bike leg of a triathlon?

--Molly Ringwald
--Andrew McCarthy
--Jon Cryer
--Harry Dean Stanton



***Special Saving The Earth-Themed Bonus Question***



(In case you were wondering.)

According to a Yale professor, bicycles reduce:

--Pollution
--Obesity
--Fossil fuel consumption
--Inbreeding



92 comments:

frilly said...

Podio?

Serial Retrogrouch said...

vaginae scranussilus cockpitus vendreditis

Serial Retrogrouch said...

frilly stole my second win in a row

Anonymous said...

cockpitted at the line

Esteemed Commenter DaddoOne said...

Sex?

Anonymous said...

Podium

wishiwasmerckx said...

Top ten on a LATE post.

Congrats to Frilly!!!

Now off to Interbike.

babble on said...

She's good, our sweet cheeks... sorry about yer luck, Grouch.

I am a slick engine said...

http://www.rd.com/slideshows/13-amazing-uses-for-wd-40/?trkid=outbrain-all

Anonymous said...

"During the latter half of the 19th century, bikes upped the distance men went courting to 30 miles (48 km), on average."

Sorry babe, maybe another time. It's a rest day.

velobotomy said...

Is anyone else's scranus feeling itchy?

McFly said...

SMACK THAT ASS LIKE A BOSS!

Jimboner said...

T H I R T E E N ?

McFly said...

Podio? Did someone get the "jumpy/nervous oh crap I am going to win fingers"? Me thinks so.

Congratulations on your victory RUMP BUMP. Like I say, Friday wins are nice because you get the 3 day savor action going on.

leroy said...

Free cars? Whoo-hoo!!

Make mine a Lamborghini.

I'm calling David Byrne.

He'll have the Yugo.

Ride safe all!

theEel said...

weed.

CommieCanuck said...

That explains Rob Fords sixth finger.

Transcript:
Elizabeth Church, The Globe and Mail: Why did you personally ask staff to do paving outside your family business?

Ford: They didn’t do any paving.

(there is freshly paved road there)

Let me cut to the chase here. This is very simple. Like I’ve done over the last 12 years, if there’s potholes, they have to get fixed. If you go up to Greensboro [where the Ford family business, Deco Labels and Tags, is located,] I think you can see it quite evidently, the edges of the road, there’s huge pieces of concrete, uh, asphalt that were missing. The culverts were ripped up. That’s city work that had to be done. Deco didn’t get any preferential treatment here. I have done this over and over and over when people call me. Potholes should be fixed in the city between three and five days. We waited three to four years. And, whoever’s saying that we jumped the queue is an outright liar. We never jumped the queue. We just wanted to have the road fixed because we had hundreds of people coming. And if someone twists their ankle, the first thing that people would say [would be] ‘Well, you knew there was potholes there and you never called them in.’ That’s all we did.”

Church: Councillor Denzil Minnan-Wong [an ally of the mayor] says you need to separate your role with the business and your role as ....

Ford: So what am I supposed to do?

Church: Get someone else from Deco to call.

Ford: Okay, you know what? Then they’d be saying that we’re hiding behind someone at Deco.

(that must be one fat dude)

I have nothing to hide. We went out there, no, hold on. We went out there and got the potholes fixed. What is the prudent thing to do when you’re hosting a party. You want someone to twist their ankle on a city road? No. ‘Cause then we’d be sued. So I, we didn’t get anything done out of taxpayers’ money, it didn’t cost ... the taxpayers had to pay for, obviously, to fix the road, but that had to be done anyways. And when you’re hosting a party, that’s the prudent thing to do. You don’t let someone twist an ankle when you know you’re hosting hundreds of people. So that’s the bottom line.”

Reporter: Was this scheduled work Mayor Ford?

Ford: No pothole’s scheduled. When you go out, when someone calls me, I’ve been doing for years and years and years, someone calls me and says, ‘Here, got out and fix it.’ I do it for hundreds and thousands of businesses. I’ve done it for hundreds and thousands of homeowners. If someone has a pothole in front of their house, in front of their business, I got out and fix it, just like I did for our company. Nothing, there was no difference here.”

Reporter: Don’t you understand about the optics of this?

Ford: “There’s no optics. There is no optics.”

Councillor Doug Ford interjects: “Why don’t you trying calling on your street? We’ll be there in five minutes.”

Anonymous said...

Finally, a decent showing on the quiz! I love that wooden crank-less bike...gives a new meaning to "growing your own."

Anonymous said...

Want there an episode of two and one half men that had crier in full tri gear with aero helment?

Serial Retrogrouch said...

i always fail the test when you throw cipo in the mix. i always forget that he is a God, not human, so of course he can make a stone lion(ess?) ovulate.

Mr. Magoo said...

There is no optics.

mikeweb said...

All star podio today. Congrats frills!!

Anonymous said...

TLDNR

OBA said...

If only the Smurfs had bicycles.

grog said...

Good one frilly! No more blonde moments.
100% QUIZ
FUNK WHIZ
RCUM BABE
ENDO SUMR
RIDE NICE

frilly said...

From lanterne rouge to top step podium, no haterade McFly!

GOOD LIFE

Cipo is damn fine. He can sharpie my bottom.

CIPO HAND
RUMP BUMP

A moment of irony as I was texting a friend about driving over to Illinois to ride tomorrow when the world car free day thing popped up.

babble on said...

Bend over for Cipo? Shake hands with Mr Happy?

Kiss Frilly's sweet cheeks?

It's all good. Just don't piss people off by making up stupid words...

Oh well. Every day above ground is a good day, and it's time to celebrate Friday!

RANTWICK said...

Congrats on the big win, Frilly.

I think you should also try to win my super-special tree contest:

The Third Annual Rantwick Autumn Tree Smackdown

I think every single Wildcat reader should enter my contest, because it isn't lame at all. Really. It is cool. My Mom says so, anyway. Ah, nevermind.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Cipograph.

Anonymous said...

Counter Quiz -

All the recessive genes are in:

1. Brooklyn
2. Portland
3. Snobby

The anser may surprise you.

CommieCanuck said...

Cipo is damn fine. He can sharpie my bottom.

Mario is the "C" in hepatitis C. He has six of his own strains of herpes.

Jed said...

sniffing cipo's sharpie

Jed said...

now with the cap off.

Jed said...

high as a kite.

Billy said...

Anonymous said...
TLDNR

SEPTEMBER 21, 2012 2:16 PM


You mean TLDNF, right?

Anonymous said...

They hate us all over!

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1853791664001/

Captain Hardbread said...

babb leon

Anonymous said...

i couldn't help myself, but i read Cipo's biography on his website. the last sentence reads "he created a clothing line and a range of carbon steel road bikes that are produced exclusively in Italy."

carbon steel? a frame that combines the best of carbon and steel? wtf?

leroy said...

Anon 2:49 --

They hate our freedom. That must be it.

But at least we know from yesterday's post that they don't steal bikes in Boulder.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

hey, dudes (and babble), frilly is not letting any of you sniff her sox for congratulating her, if you know what i mean.

i won yesterday and didn't get any congrats... what's the deal.

btw, congratulations, frilly. can i sniff your sox?

McFly said...

Dick will make you slap somebody.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVr1hRjbKvQ

RANTWICK said...

Just got back from a first look at babble's blog. It is good, I think.

singlespeedwaster said...

Made the top 50, and car-free! Surely this merits public recognition of some sort.

babble on said...

Cheers, Rantwick. Tell that to the guy who left a message detailing how how disturbing and offensive he found it.

I win the prize for most politically incorrect blog of the month, and I didn't even start in on why we need mandatory doping races!

Anonymous said...

if dick gonna make you slap somebody, what cipo's dick gonna do?

babble on said...

McFly - where's the nipples?! At the very least I expected to see some dick slapping.

Dooth said...

How 'bout a World Carefree Day?

Who's with me?

Dooth said...

How 'bout a World Carefree Day?

Who's with me?

Dooth said...

Someone? Anyone? Oh well...

Captain Hardbread said...

CARE FREE

frilly said...

Grouch--I *heart* you. Sniff On! Don't be too mad cuz honestly between scrolling down yesterday's post for 10 minutes looking for the quiz & texting my buddy, it was just DUMB LUCK.

CC--Plastic foodworker gloves can handle that.

MikeWeb & Leroy--you guys be careful. Tired Freds are a dangerous breed.

leroy said...

Frilly -- I resemble that remark.

g-roc said...

Nailed the other 53% of the quiz as well.

babble on said...

Commie - Robba the Ford's gotta be on the mob's payroll. It's the only reasonable explanation why such a parody of a man is sitting in office.

babble on said...

Frilly -

Can I play, too? xox

mikeweb said...

frills,

I even bought the special Primal Wear NYCC ENY jersey so that I can blend in, but I'll stay alert anyway.

mikeweb said...

"A penis is like a rocket that is encoded with information".

Welcome to the Information Age.

Comment deleted said...

Mutards with calves like yours need to breed with our species more often.

Anonymous said...

Helmets 3
Fucks given 0

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Thats a tight cockpit on that dandy horse.

Go frilly!

Yeah babbles got a nice blog. Especially that boob pic.
Boobs are good.

Anonymous said...

@Frilly,

I remeber ngyen you dint have them dumb tiny pink sox there. It was frilly underwear and skin. This is such a stressful period; elections, RB dics breaks, etc.

Please consider a little my thoughts on this foram.

In Lob, A.

wishiwasmerckx said...

All those people on bikes in the video, and only 3 helmets total(!) and one of those was a repurposed WWII helmet.

babble on said...

Anon @ 5:05 -
Hear hear. I second that motion.

frilly said...

Perfect MikeWeb!

Babbs, I am the lady in waiting to your queen of the mutards. Cute shoes, btw!

babble on said...

Thank you, sunshine! You can raid my shoe closet any time!

Chia Thug said...

So slow I'm growing moss on my brass knuckles.

Cipo said...

Give me a world where all women look Brazilian and I promise a world tour.

ce said...

Cipo is formalising ownership.

Poppa Wheelie said...

Triathalons might want to switch out 'the bike" for the pogo stick.
Maybe they can handle that.
Tri.
Boing-boing

McFly said...

I'm bored. Uh oh, I just heard the shower turn off. Time to lick that kitty and make it purr.

Poppa Wheelie said...

Mc Fly, most times it's much better before

babble on said...

Dear Wildcat,

Since I'm on a roll anyway, and since you brought it up, Sweet Snobbinses, there's something I've always wanted to know. If a man and wife from Kentucky get divorced, are they still brother and sister?

Curiously,
Babbles

McFly said...

You know what a divorce or either a tornado occurring in Kentucky have in common? No matter which one hits some bodies losing a trailer. If your going to do white trash jokes do them right babble. At least you're kinda cute. Showered yet?

McFly said...

9:05 to 9:44, do the math. That's EFFICIENCY.

frilly said...

Well that must have been hot McFly.

McFly said...

You know the deal, it's not ALWAYS quantity. Quality baby. My cross tires do not fit. Time to bust out the TIG welder.

Trailer Park Cyclist said...

Lay off the trailers, alright? I'm hyper-sensitive and stressed out as it is; all this trailer talk makes it that much harder to sober up.

And I'm pretty sure all those leg shots at Babe Alone's are actually Wild Crackrock Machines's gams photoshopped in. I'm positive about the one in heels, I remember when Snob shoplifted those shoes.

TPC

McFly said...

I grew up in a trailer park. It was the best of times it was the worst of times.

babble on said...

He borrowed them at me.

I was going to put in an ass shot to round out the picture for you, but mine doesn't hold a candle to Frilly's sweet cheeks...

Stephen said...

Babble's blog is bonkers. Brilliantly bonkers. As they say in that there London, she's a nutter! Pronounced natter. More nips than Cips too.

Anonymous said...

Completed a race and thought to share my experience with the community.

Signed up for a race with a buddy. It was to be a long race between gentlemen.

My fellow and i both made decent time in the flats, but fatigue begun just set in and we started to climb.

We knew the climb was large, but we both became exhausted.

It started to snow. My companion became more exhausted, as I began to be fueled by my generous fat reserves.

My companion fell and expired.

I decided I shant leave his body and used a stone and bark to make a crude Bob with which to haul his frozen corpe out of the wilderness.

I continued to ride and it continued to snow. Sometime then I became lost, as the road was obscured by snow.

I wandered for what seemed an eternity, having ate my last Cliff Bar on the flats.

My stomach pained for food so much I began to look back at my fallen companion. The thought revolted me and the search continued.

The disorientation an weakness grew. The body was dismembered using a multitool, starting with the bicep. It was disgusting at first but my body craved the sustenance for vitalization.

This continued for ages, until the forest yielded a road, a massive descent, some flats, and the finish line.

Tears streamed down my eyes as I hugged by half eaten companion, for we had mad 1st and 2nd place, respectively.


Cipo said...

eating pussy

Anonymous said...

Dafuq 1:16

Anonymous said...

BS NYC, these "bike commuter clothes" are just waiting for your commentary:

http://www.betabrand.com/bike-to-work.html?gclid=COKm-OGSyrICFehDMgodvk0AEg

Anonymous said...

anon 3:25.

Sorry, I am not crazy.

Watching free--but good--PBS documentaries Some PBS documentaries--the Donner Party, Into the deep (section about the whale ship Essex--epic tales involve cannibalism.

epic, rapha, you know.

Anonymous said...

and the Greely Expedition. . .

Anonymous said...

Tilford blogs on Sunday.

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