Well, it is--at least according to somebody on Twitter. I was tremendously excited when I saw this, but only because at first glance I thought it said "World Free Car Day:"
I'd totally take a free car, unlike David Byrne, who does not own one--though apparently he will rent one, at least according to this compendium of quotations:
I never listen to the radio unless I rent a car.
David Byrne
That's the equivalent of claiming to be a non-smoker because you never buy cigarettes, you just grub them off of others.
In other news, a reader informs me that a lucky woman recently received Mario Cipollini's autograph:
("I'll never wash this ass again.")
However, she didn't actually ask for it. That's just how Mario Cipollini shakes hands.
And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If your'e right you'll know it, and if you're wrong you'll see a music video.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and beware of Cipos bearing Sharpies.
--Wildcat Rock Machine
(This blew minds at Interbike 1860.)
1) The hottest thing at this year's Interbike is:
--Road bikes with disc brakes
--650b mountain bikes
--Belt drives
--Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2) This structure qualifies as a cockpit because:
--It is "a space or compartment" in a "small vehicle" from which it is "steered, piloted, or driven"
--One could theoretically hold a cockfight in it
--It is awesome
--All of the above
3) This bicycle features:
--"Clipless pedals"
--"Clipness peddles"
--"Clip tow paddles"
--"Clit tongue puddles"
(A zillion Freds enter, one Fred leaves.)
4) Which is not a rule for the Gran Fondo National Championship?
--"Rider may use any standard bicycle that has two wheels and is not a recumbent. This includes Road bikes, TT bikes, and mountain bikes"
--"All riders must submit to drug testing as per USADA protocols"
--"No recumbent bicycles allowed"
--"All bicycles must have working breaks"
(Mavic engineer testing the company's new ultralight accordion.)
5) DFU stands for:
--Diminutive Frenchman Unit
--Demonstrative Francophonic Ululation
--Don't Forget Underpants
--Don't Fuck Up
6) 110 days after being mounted by Mario Cipollini, this statue of a male lion gave birth to a litter of six cubs.
--True
--False
7) Which castmember of the 1986 film "Pretty In Pink" recently crashed during the bike leg of a triathlon?
--Molly Ringwald
--Andrew McCarthy
--Jon Cryer
--Harry Dean Stanton
***Special Saving The Earth-Themed Bonus Question***
(In case you were wondering.)
According to a Yale professor, bicycles reduce:
--Pollution
--Obesity
--Fossil fuel consumption
--Inbreeding
91 comments:
Podio?
vaginae scranussilus cockpitus vendreditis
frilly stole my second win in a row
cockpitted at the line
Sex?
Podium
Top ten on a LATE post.
Congrats to Frilly!!!
Now off to Interbike.
She's good, our sweet cheeks... sorry about yer luck, Grouch.
http://www.rd.com/slideshows/13-amazing-uses-for-wd-40/?trkid=outbrain-all
"During the latter half of the 19th century, bikes upped the distance men went courting to 30 miles (48 km), on average."
Sorry babe, maybe another time. It's a rest day.
Is anyone else's scranus feeling itchy?
SMACK THAT ASS LIKE A BOSS!
T H I R T E E N ?
Podio? Did someone get the "jumpy/nervous oh crap I am going to win fingers"? Me thinks so.
Congratulations on your victory RUMP BUMP. Like I say, Friday wins are nice because you get the 3 day savor action going on.
Free cars? Whoo-hoo!!
Make mine a Lamborghini.
I'm calling David Byrne.
He'll have the Yugo.
Ride safe all!
weed.
That explains Rob Fords sixth finger.
Transcript:
Elizabeth Church, The Globe and Mail: Why did you personally ask staff to do paving outside your family business?
Ford: They didn’t do any paving.
(there is freshly paved road there)
Let me cut to the chase here. This is very simple. Like I’ve done over the last 12 years, if there’s potholes, they have to get fixed. If you go up to Greensboro [where the Ford family business, Deco Labels and Tags, is located,] I think you can see it quite evidently, the edges of the road, there’s huge pieces of concrete, uh, asphalt that were missing. The culverts were ripped up. That’s city work that had to be done. Deco didn’t get any preferential treatment here. I have done this over and over and over when people call me. Potholes should be fixed in the city between three and five days. We waited three to four years. And, whoever’s saying that we jumped the queue is an outright liar. We never jumped the queue. We just wanted to have the road fixed because we had hundreds of people coming. And if someone twists their ankle, the first thing that people would say [would be] ‘Well, you knew there was potholes there and you never called them in.’ That’s all we did.”
Church: Councillor Denzil Minnan-Wong [an ally of the mayor] says you need to separate your role with the business and your role as ....
Ford: So what am I supposed to do?
Church: Get someone else from Deco to call.
Ford: Okay, you know what? Then they’d be saying that we’re hiding behind someone at Deco.
(that must be one fat dude)
I have nothing to hide. We went out there, no, hold on. We went out there and got the potholes fixed. What is the prudent thing to do when you’re hosting a party. You want someone to twist their ankle on a city road? No. ‘Cause then we’d be sued. So I, we didn’t get anything done out of taxpayers’ money, it didn’t cost ... the taxpayers had to pay for, obviously, to fix the road, but that had to be done anyways. And when you’re hosting a party, that’s the prudent thing to do. You don’t let someone twist an ankle when you know you’re hosting hundreds of people. So that’s the bottom line.”
Reporter: Was this scheduled work Mayor Ford?
Ford: No pothole’s scheduled. When you go out, when someone calls me, I’ve been doing for years and years and years, someone calls me and says, ‘Here, got out and fix it.’ I do it for hundreds and thousands of businesses. I’ve done it for hundreds and thousands of homeowners. If someone has a pothole in front of their house, in front of their business, I got out and fix it, just like I did for our company. Nothing, there was no difference here.”
Reporter: Don’t you understand about the optics of this?
Ford: “There’s no optics. There is no optics.”
Councillor Doug Ford interjects: “Why don’t you trying calling on your street? We’ll be there in five minutes.”
Finally, a decent showing on the quiz! I love that wooden crank-less bike...gives a new meaning to "growing your own."
Want there an episode of two and one half men that had crier in full tri gear with aero helment?
i always fail the test when you throw cipo in the mix. i always forget that he is a God, not human, so of course he can make a stone lion(ess?) ovulate.
There is no optics.
All star podio today. Congrats frills!!
TLDNR
If only the Smurfs had bicycles.
Good one frilly! No more blonde moments.
100% QUIZ
FUNK WHIZ
RCUM BABE
ENDO SUMR
RIDE NICE
From lanterne rouge to top step podium, no haterade McFly!
GOOD LIFE
Cipo is damn fine. He can sharpie my bottom.
CIPO HAND
RUMP BUMP
A moment of irony as I was texting a friend about driving over to Illinois to ride tomorrow when the world car free day thing popped up.
Bend over for Cipo? Shake hands with Mr Happy?
Kiss Frilly's sweet cheeks?
It's all good. Just don't piss people off by making up stupid words...
Oh well. Every day above ground is a good day, and it's time to celebrate Friday!
Congrats on the big win, Frilly.
I think you should also try to win my super-special tree contest:
The Third Annual Rantwick Autumn Tree Smackdown
I think every single Wildcat reader should enter my contest, because it isn't lame at all. Really. It is cool. My Mom says so, anyway. Ah, nevermind.
Cipograph.
Counter Quiz -
All the recessive genes are in:
1. Brooklyn
2. Portland
3. Snobby
The anser may surprise you.
Cipo is damn fine. He can sharpie my bottom.
Mario is the "C" in hepatitis C. He has six of his own strains of herpes.
sniffing cipo's sharpie
now with the cap off.
high as a kite.
Anonymous said...
TLDNR
SEPTEMBER 21, 2012 2:16 PM
You mean TLDNF, right?
They hate us all over!
http://video.foxnews.com/v/1853791664001/
babb leon
i couldn't help myself, but i read Cipo's biography on his website. the last sentence reads "he created a clothing line and a range of carbon steel road bikes that are produced exclusively in Italy."
carbon steel? a frame that combines the best of carbon and steel? wtf?
Anon 2:49 --
They hate our freedom. That must be it.
But at least we know from yesterday's post that they don't steal bikes in Boulder.
hey, dudes (and babble), frilly is not letting any of you sniff her sox for congratulating her, if you know what i mean.
i won yesterday and didn't get any congrats... what's the deal.
btw, congratulations, frilly. can i sniff your sox?
Dick will make you slap somebody.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVr1hRjbKvQ
Just got back from a first look at babble's blog. It is good, I think.
Made the top 50, and car-free! Surely this merits public recognition of some sort.
Cheers, Rantwick. Tell that to the guy who left a message detailing how how disturbing and offensive he found it.
I win the prize for most politically incorrect blog of the month, and I didn't even start in on why we need mandatory doping races!
if dick gonna make you slap somebody, what cipo's dick gonna do?
McFly - where's the nipples?! At the very least I expected to see some dick slapping.
How 'bout a World Carefree Day?
Who's with me?
How 'bout a World Carefree Day?
Who's with me?
Someone? Anyone? Oh well...
CARE FREE
Grouch--I *heart* you. Sniff On! Don't be too mad cuz honestly between scrolling down yesterday's post for 10 minutes looking for the quiz & texting my buddy, it was just DUMB LUCK.
CC--Plastic foodworker gloves can handle that.
MikeWeb & Leroy--you guys be careful. Tired Freds are a dangerous breed.
Frilly -- I resemble that remark.
Nailed the other 53% of the quiz as well.
Commie - Robba the Ford's gotta be on the mob's payroll. It's the only reasonable explanation why such a parody of a man is sitting in office.
Frilly -
Can I play, too? xox
frills,
I even bought the special Primal Wear NYCC ENY jersey so that I can blend in, but I'll stay alert anyway.
"A penis is like a rocket that is encoded with information".
Welcome to the Information Age.
Mutards with calves like yours need to breed with our species more often.
Helmets 3
Fucks given 0
Thats a tight cockpit on that dandy horse.
Go frilly!
Yeah babbles got a nice blog. Especially that boob pic.
Boobs are good.
@Frilly,
I remeber ngyen you dint have them dumb tiny pink sox there. It was frilly underwear and skin. This is such a stressful period; elections, RB dics breaks, etc.
Please consider a little my thoughts on this foram.
In Lob, A.
All those people on bikes in the video, and only 3 helmets total(!) and one of those was a repurposed WWII helmet.
Anon @ 5:05 -
Hear hear. I second that motion.
Perfect MikeWeb!
Babbs, I am the lady in waiting to your queen of the mutards. Cute shoes, btw!
Thank you, sunshine! You can raid my shoe closet any time!
So slow I'm growing moss on my brass knuckles.
Give me a world where all women look Brazilian and I promise a world tour.
Cipo is formalising ownership.
Triathalons might want to switch out 'the bike" for the pogo stick.
Maybe they can handle that.
Tri.
Boing-boing
I'm bored. Uh oh, I just heard the shower turn off. Time to lick that kitty and make it purr.
Mc Fly, most times it's much better before
Dear Wildcat,
Since I'm on a roll anyway, and since you brought it up, Sweet Snobbinses, there's something I've always wanted to know. If a man and wife from Kentucky get divorced, are they still brother and sister?
Curiously,
Babbles
You know what a divorce or either a tornado occurring in Kentucky have in common? No matter which one hits some bodies losing a trailer. If your going to do white trash jokes do them right babble. At least you're kinda cute. Showered yet?
9:05 to 9:44, do the math. That's EFFICIENCY.
Well that must have been hot McFly.
You know the deal, it's not ALWAYS quantity. Quality baby. My cross tires do not fit. Time to bust out the TIG welder.
Lay off the trailers, alright? I'm hyper-sensitive and stressed out as it is; all this trailer talk makes it that much harder to sober up.
And I'm pretty sure all those leg shots at Babe Alone's are actually Wild Crackrock Machines's gams photoshopped in. I'm positive about the one in heels, I remember when Snob shoplifted those shoes.
TPC
I grew up in a trailer park. It was the best of times it was the worst of times.
He borrowed them at me.
I was going to put in an ass shot to round out the picture for you, but mine doesn't hold a candle to Frilly's sweet cheeks...
Babble's blog is bonkers. Brilliantly bonkers. As they say in that there London, she's a nutter! Pronounced natter. More nips than Cips too.
Completed a race and thought to share my experience with the community.
Signed up for a race with a buddy. It was to be a long race between gentlemen.
My fellow and i both made decent time in the flats, but fatigue begun just set in and we started to climb.
We knew the climb was large, but we both became exhausted.
It started to snow. My companion became more exhausted, as I began to be fueled by my generous fat reserves.
My companion fell and expired.
I decided I shant leave his body and used a stone and bark to make a crude Bob with which to haul his frozen corpe out of the wilderness.
I continued to ride and it continued to snow. Sometime then I became lost, as the road was obscured by snow.
I wandered for what seemed an eternity, having ate my last Cliff Bar on the flats.
My stomach pained for food so much I began to look back at my fallen companion. The thought revolted me and the search continued.
The disorientation an weakness grew. The body was dismembered using a multitool, starting with the bicep. It was disgusting at first but my body craved the sustenance for vitalization.
This continued for ages, until the forest yielded a road, a massive descent, some flats, and the finish line.
Tears streamed down my eyes as I hugged by half eaten companion, for we had mad 1st and 2nd place, respectively.
eating pussy
Dafuq 1:16
BS NYC, these "bike commuter clothes" are just waiting for your commentary:
http://www.betabrand.com/bike-to-work.html?gclid=COKm-OGSyrICFehDMgodvk0AEg
anon 3:25.
Sorry, I am not crazy.
Watching free--but good--PBS documentaries Some PBS documentaries--the Donner Party, Into the deep (section about the whale ship Essex--epic tales involve cannibalism.
epic, rapha, you know.
and the Greely Expedition. . .
Tilford blogs on Sunday.
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