Friday, October 1, 2010

BSNYC 100% Clenbuterol-Free Friday Fun Quiz! (Warning: May Contain Clenbuterol)

Today is October 1st, 2010, which means three things: 1) It is Friday; 2) It is Tom Bosley's birthday; and 3) It is time for me to put aside my woodworking, don my best chicken suit, load up the Wagon Queen Family Truckster, and head on up to Boston for my BRA at Landry's olde bicycle shoppe.

In addition to an adenoidal whine, an irritable helper monkey, and large amount of baggage both actual and emotional, I may be bringing to Boston the foul weather we are currently experiencing here in New York. This means that the leisurely and emphatically non-"epic" pre-event ride that is scheduled to take place at 4:00pm could possibly be in jeopardy in the event of extreme and/or chubby rain, and should there be any change of plans I shall alert you to them by means of my "Tweeting" account. Regardless, the BRA proper will take place at 7:00pm regardless of weather, inasmuch as the building in which Landry's is housed presumably has some form of roofing.

In the meantime, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz, and since I will be in transit as you take it I will ask that you all adhere to the honor system in my absence. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you're right you'll experience confirmation, and if your'e wrong you'll experience comedy.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and avoid questionable meats.


--BSNYC/RTMS



(Alberto Contador and Oscar Pereiro unable to separate hands due to hair gel residue.)

1) Alberto Contador blames his positive Tour de France drug test result on:





(Riccardo Riccò: the "Fourth Amigo.")

2) After a raid of Riccardo Riccò's house in which police found approximately 50 "unidentified tablets," Riccò blamed:




3) Failed drug tests? Questionable meats? Clenbuterol? Must be:


(via the OTS)





(Minimalist entrée)

4) Minimalist mealtimes are called:






5) "Green" people are apparently unable to resist the lure of:







(Helmet hats: the tuxedo t-shirt of the cycling world.)

6) In "cycle chic" parlance, a bicycle is a:







7) Desperate to become human banner ads, Interbike visitors flocked to the Chrome booth, where they accepted tattoos of the company's logo in exchange for free bags and shoes.



***Special Public Service Announcement-Themed Bonus Question***


The youth of America (Canada's sauce-splattered tuxedo t-shirt) should stay off the Clenbuterol because:


71 comments:

Gimme said...

First. Hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

Podium

Anonymous said...

2nd. not too shabby

tomfrit said...

moin!

Neil said...

best of the rest....

Neil said...

zut alors

Anonymous said...

Snob set his alarm clock wrong, it's not noon yet

Anonymous said...

top 10? bloody hell...

hey nonny mouse...

Esteemed Commenter DaddoOne said...

elimination communication!

Anonymous said...

Hi!

ant1 said...

ant1st!

c dub said...

early today

D. Hawerchuk said...

Contador is a punk...
http://www.sportsscientists.com/

oh and top twenty

Dave said...

Welcome to Boston

Jase said...

Top several! It's Friday night and I've been drinking beer. Ayhsmb. America you have some malty beer!

Jase said...

Australians, you have some Melbourne bitter. Go on.

Anonymous said...

top 20!

Kim said...

Make mine a double burger and fries!

Anonymous said...

100% for third time only...yahtzee

ringcycles said...

hope you packed your wellies and scrub brushes, it might be muddy.

samh said...

BSNYC Freitag Spaß-Quiz!

ringcycles said...

perfect score!

Is the rave at Ricco's place cancelled now?

crosspalms said...

What time is it anyway?

Anonymous said...

ESST SETT
nice

g said...

With the l'Equipe article today, I think we can officially call AC a Tour Champion! Welcome to the big leagues.
And, Frilly, condolences.

HeeHee, he said "Meaty taint"...

beltedone said...

Snob - a correction. It does not rain in Boston. In summer they experience liquid snow.

cycle

"Guppy" Honaker said...

Hey Bike Snob - as usual, your blog started my morning with a smile. Happy birthday to Tom Bosley! And that pic of the guys with all the hair gel, that being the reason (per the caption) that they were still holding hands was very funny. Enjoy Boston!

- David

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Tainted meat said...

Anonymous

Taylor said...

DEAD HEAT

hillbilly said...

have fun

ediscountbike said...

Funny stuff, Tainted meat never helped me win a Pro Tour. BTW thanks for the link! I was amazed!

Desert Rider said...

Karma caught up with Contador for the Andy Schleck mechanical.

Crashjames said...

Amazed that people are desperate enough for Chrome swag to get a logo tattoo - scary

Anonymous said...

100%
I'm not bragging though because I'm anonymous.
I have some friends trying that "elimination communication". They had shit on their hands is all I can say. I wrap my wee lass in disposables and experience zero guilt.

Anonymous said...

The Dorfman's named their kid "Shep" !!!

Fingerbang Assistant said...

AYHSMB. Alberto you have selected meats badly.

Anonymous said...

Actually, the Chrome question is incorrect. I was at Interbike. Chrome was offering free 30 minute tattoos- what you chose to get tattooed was your own choice. If those who got the logo got free shit, it was not because they were offered it up front.

Jefe said...

Give Contador a break, how could he know Vinokourov's blood would contain Clenbuterol.

Anonymous said...

Have you tried routing NY to Boston through GMaps Bicycle?

Oh MAN 'Snob is gonna get so lost...Somebody out in Boston should send a cargo bike full of dry, warm, chic clothes salmoning down the exact same route in reverse to meet him half way.

streepo said...

I would have had a perfect score if I hadn't fallen for the meaty taint. Crap.

Pontius Pilate said...

HAIL CSZR

-P.P.

Quicksquirt McHurt said...

I'd hit it.

frilly said...

Thanks g.

Its not looking too good for my boy. We'll see.

Albuterol Clentador said...

Pass me some more of that meaty taint, please

Jefe said...

AC 2:52

You win quote of the day.

Anonymous said...

Ricco looks like a person dressed as a Euro for halloween.

Bobby said...

Albuterol Clentador!! Now that's genius!! You made me spit my coffee, man. Good stuff, I'll have to remember that one. Now where's that meat?

Il Pistalero said...

first, jew get the money, den, jew get de power, and den, jew get de weemen.

bikesgonewild said...

...Albuterol Clentador...

...holy shit...i agree, that is some funny ass creative genius...

...go directly to the head of the class, whoever you are behind the mask...

Udder said...

These are the actual ingredients of the Libby's Potted Meat Food Product featured in today's post:

Mechanically separated chicken, pork skin, partially defatted cooked pork fatty tissue, partially defatted cooked beef fatty tissue, vinegar, salt, spices, sugar, sodium erythorbate, and sodium nitrate.

D. Hawerchuk said...

Not to be a d1ck, but Blazin Saddles at Yahoo! had that as a headline posted yesterday.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blog/blazin-saddles/article/1186/

Still funny. Just atributed to the wrong funny man or maybe the dude from Blazin Saddles reads BSNYC

JUST SAYN

Fumi? No, Fuyu said...

Filet mignon?

More like skirt steak, if you ask me...

D said...

Righteous chain lock duly noted on one of those "cycle chic's". Rusty chain on another...

Albuterol Clentador said...

I fully admit to having stolen this. It was just too funny to take the risk that no one else would post it here.
Having said that, would some pass me some more of that meaty taint , please?

Dstudley said...

It just occurred to me that the BRA in Boston today happens to conviently put you near this weekends cyclocross races in Glouster... Shame to make the trip and not race... give them hell or at least take pictures and make fun of people on Monday.

cyclotourist said...
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cyclotourist said...

SWAG TATS

EATT AINT

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leroy said...

Ugh. I swallowed a bug while riding up the small hill in Prospect Park today.

Thankfully, no one is testing my blood.

I don't want to know what was in that bug's system.

Ride (and eat) safe all!

bikesgonewild said...

...
1 Thor Hushovd (Norway)
2 Matti Breschel (Denmark)
3 Allan Davis (Australia)
4 Filippo Pozzato (Italy)
5 Greg Van Avermaet (Belgium)
6 Oscar Freire (Spain)
7 Alexandr Kolobnev (Russia)
8 Assan Bazayev (Kazakhstan)
9 Yukiya Arashiro (Japan)
10 Romain Feillu (France)
11 Leroy...

...would number 11 please report to the "pee tent" immediately...

...just sayin'...

Bad Lawyer said...

plastic bikes, plastic blood

bavarian camembert said...

Copenhagen, a little bit of bike love:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiLFHKTz6yA&feature=player_embedded

leroy said...

Uh-oh. Last time I had to give a sample, there was an unfortunate miscommunication as to where and how the sample was to be delivered.

bikesgonewild said...

...i believe i read about that...didn't it involve that rapscallion dog of yours ???...

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It 'Friday night and I drank beer. Ayhsmb. America, is a stout!

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troy said...

Thank you for posting the Clenbuterol warning...my wife would kill me if my amateur status was ruined.

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Has the snob ever tried potted meat?