Thursday, February 11, 2010

Working in Tandem: Love and Cycling

In many parts of the country, February is the bleakest month in terms of weather. However, for this reason it is also a time of hope during which the popular imagination turns to spring. For example, back on February 2nd we celebrated Groundhog Day, though there were conflicting prognostications: Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and declared six more weeks of winter; Staten Island Chuck said there would be an early spring; and Williamsburg Ethan (the "hipster" groundhog) was too hung over to get up at all and anyway he didn't have anywhere to be until like 5:30pm.

Once hairy things start going in and out of holes, it's only a matter of time before people start thinking about love, and on February 14th many couples will reenact Groundhog Day groinally in honor of the holiday known as Valentine's Day. Inevitably though, these expressions of love will be tainted by outside influences as foolhardy people attempt to incorporate their own interests into Valentine's Day instead of temporarily setting them aside and focusing on their partners. Cyclists especially have a tendency to do this, since many of us are unable to focus on anything besides bicycles for more than a few moments. Sometimes though, both members of a couple love cycling as much as they love each other--at least according to this recent post on the New York Times "Spokes" blog:

Here is the story of the happy couple pictured above:

In this case, it would appear that two people can live together in a blissful state of love and perpetual cycling. This makes me very happy, I wish them many joyful years together, and I have absolutely no issue with them. I do, however, have an issue with the Times and its description of the couple as "young, tattooed lovers." I'll take the their word for it that the couple is tattooed, but 30 is not young. I realize that our culture now grades youth on a curve, and that 30 is the new 20 and so forth, and that Williamsburg Ethan's parents do not expect him to "get serious" and pay his own rent until he's gotten that MFA he's been "pursuing" for the last eight years. But in the context of love, young still means young, and even in the 21st century "young love" is "Juno," not "Sideways." On top of that, the couple has been together for six years, so it's not even a young relationship. If mainstream media like the Times keeps pushing the physical definition of "young," before you know it "barely legal" porn will mean pictures of people making withdrawals from their Roth IRAs just a few days after the maturity date, and as "hot" as that may be from a financial standpoint it's not terribly arousing.

Of course, you can't talk about love and cycling without talking about tandems, and the Times also looks at another couple (at age 60, I guess they just missed the "young lovers" cutoff) for whom the tandem is a "mirror onto the relationship:"

This is absolutely true. Relationship warning signs you might encounter on a tandem ride are:

--Your partner pedals too fast;
--Your partner pedals too slow;
--Your partner is giving you "the finger;"
--You are alone on the tandem because your partner is in bed with somebody else;
--Your stoker is a sex doll.

I also agree that you can tell a lot about a couple by the way they share a tandem. For example, this couple both care deeply about the environment and only occasionally have mild disagreements about which items can be composted or who borrowed whose Native American beaded hair tie:


This couple have different feelings regarding recumbent versus upright bicycles, but they made it work:


And this couple is so in love they don't even need a tandem:

Ahh, young love.

Still, not everybody can ride together so successfully, and sometimes you've just got to set the bike aside and pay attention to something else. Even though I taunted "Bicycling" for going skiing yesterday, the truth is sometimes you've got to "switch it up" a little, and the well-rounded person can continue to enjoy life if circumstances make cycling difficult or impossible. For those that can't, though, there's always roller racing. I recently received a newsletter from "Rollapaluza," who were breathlessly excited over a drop-in from Mark Cavendish:

Roller racing is a unique area of cycling in that it seems to appeal to both uptight racers and the shants-and-wool-caps "bike culture" set, though to me watching people race without going anywhere is about as interesting as one of those water balloon games. I guess the reason roller racing works for these two disparate groups is that the only way to get "serious" racers into bars is to hold bike races in them, and the only way to get "bike culture" people to race is to hold the races in bars. ("It's OK to be in a bar as long as there's a race," the roadie tells himself, just like the porn-addicted homophobe tells himself it's OK to watch two penises touching as long as there's a vagina in the shot somewhere.) Marginally less boring than roller racing though certainly more ridiculous is underwater cycling, of which a couple of readers recently informed me:


It's interesting to note that, while people do some pretty dumb stuff on fixed-gears, when it comes to truly idiotic cycling endeavors the low-end mountain bike is almost always the vehicle of choice. In this sense I suppose it is the Rhesus monkey of the bicycle kingdom.

Speaking of the "bike culture," their appetite for overpriced designer u-lock holsters shows no signs of being sated anytime soon, and another reader recently forwarded this item to me:

Unfortunately, if you're in the market for an exotic fanny pack, or a hands-free purse, or the wallet equivalent of a colostomy bag, you're going to have to wait because this isn't available yet. You can, however, purchase this delightful frame bag:
I'm not sure what an "artisanal itch" is, but if you have one I recommend seeing a doctor--or if you're still snowed in, at least apply some Preparation H and resist the urge to scratch.

241 comments:

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J said...

First!>!

SD friend said...

ok im over it

ant1 said...

ant1st!

Anonymous said...

podium?

Anonymous said...

or not

nombei said...

meh

Charles said...

Using studs.....

Me said...

Top 10!

ringcycles said...

Mini Phinney?

landis in 06 said...

bonk

ken e. said...

Do you know how many time zones there are in the soviet union?

ant1 said...

one?

Disgruntl Ed. said...

Groundhog's Day? It seems to happen on the same day as Groundhog Day. I am flummoxed. Should I keep reading?

rezado said...

hi-rez

BikeSnobNYC said...

Disgrunt Ed.,

Probably not.

--BSNYC

youaretheengine said...

Tandem bikes are the cycling equivalent of horrible pet names that couples use in public.

ken e. said...

"11!"
the only better negativeland sample is casey kasem talking about "the numeral two and the letter U, what kind of fucking band name is that?"

Jefe said...

Top 20

ervgopwr said...

I'd ground my hog, like it owes me money, cause it certainly doesn't have an artisianal itch.

10,000 Aches said...

Cold in MN today whch explains my pack finish

Anonymous said...

Huh. I coulda done w/out the naked cycling photo, but what the hell, I'm sure someone here enjoyed it.

Anonymous said...

Saffron king of the hill.

Anonymous said...

great post. I also applaud the tattooed young couple for refraining from riding a tandem. the cycling version of matching outfits. It's just plain wrong. But what do I know, I'll be spending this valentine's day alone with a bottle of chain lube, my three bikes and a 12 pack of miller high life. and maybe a cupcake.

Anonymous said...

great post. I also applaud the tattooed young couple for refraining from riding a tandem. the cycling version of matching outfits. It's just plain wrong. But what do I know, I'll be spending this valentine's day alone with a bottle of chain lube, my three bikes and a 12 pack of miller high life. and maybe a cupcake.

Anonymous said...

I could've done w/out yesterdays chubby barbarian too for that matter.

Anonymous said...

Instead they had cupcake covers.
I love the new york times, they can always paint a rosy picture of shit.

TJ Eckleburg said...

If the "young couple" met in 04, that's only 6 years Snobby, you wrote 8.

Other than that great post.

And hope you do something nice for the missus.

Disgruntl Ed. said...

Too late, too late!

Fine start to the second paragraph, I must say.

Anonymous said...

Those two guys humping on the bike should try the jet bike, although the stoker is going to have a hard time... so to speak... without a fire-retardent pants yabbies' protectant in olive drab colorway.

BikeSnobNYC said...

TJ,

Sorry, I was thinking in fixed-gear years.

--RTMS

Bobbo said...

excellent

Jefe said...

"many couples will reenact Groundhog Day groinally"

This could mean so many things, and many of them are disturbing. Perhaps you mean the tasteful love scene in that Bill Murray/Andie MacDowell movie?

hillbilly said...

edgy, i like it!

ant1!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Never buy a new tandem.

There are too many used ones for sale by dudes who thought their girlfriend would get interested in cycling if he bought a tandem.

That dude is single now.

H-Bomb said...

Dropped.

Nogocyclist said...

TJ:
The article said the couple "reconnected" in 2004. 8 years may be correct. NY Snob may know more than the rest of the readers about this couple.

Anonymous said...

Don't knock tandems. I used to "have" to take my friends' Japanese exchange students for rides. All of them were of the female variety. It was torture.

TJ Eckleburg said...

You are forgiven.

Disgruntl Ed. said...

"bespoke artisanal itch"

What an abomination! It isn't bespoke if it's there on the internet and it wasn't made particularly for you. It can't be marketing, because it sounds so thoroughly vile.

If you have a bespoke artisanal itch your dilemma whether to seek counselling first or find a microbiologist who can help you.

Disgruntl Ed. said...

uh, "is"

mikeweb said...

Why is Chad camera-shy?

wp said...

forty TOOTH!

sufferist said...

From the Rollapuluza site, the celebrity rider list (who are these people?):

Rollapaluza celebrity riders:

Chris Hoy
James Cracknell
Lawrence Dallaglio
Craig Maclean
Richard Blackwood
Tom Southam
Mike Ramsden
Mike Bushell
Iwan Thomas
Denis Betts
DJ Nemone
Dave le Grys

wp said...

in/out, hole, groinally, tainted... all in three sentences!

snobbie my dear, you're beginning to sound like sarah silverman.

Ronsonic said...

"bespoke artisanal itch"

Res Ipsa and like that.

sufferist said...

OK, so a quick check of Google and I see that they are mostly sports figures. OK in a certain sense they have a niche celebrity status, but until you get Mrs. Spears to mount a stead in pursuit of Roller Gold, I would suggest you reconsider your celeb list.

Yes, my life is hollow and meaningless so this type of critical Fofinov (sp?) is just about all I've got.

Nogocyclist said...

When life's circumstances leave you unable to ride anymore you just read about others riding on their bicycle related blog sites.

Riding on rollers is just as dangerous for someone with a neurolomuscular disability. We can ride on trainers with some additional safety factors, but riding inside whatever the method, is "Major League Boring."

Test Tickle said...

"Once hairy things start going in and out of holes..."

classic and ... ewwww.

WELL RNDD

balls.

3G said...

AYHSM(a)I!

All you haters scratch my (artisanal) itch!

Test Tickle said...

me thinks all that bad weather may be "causing" you to "peep" a lot of internet porn the past couple of days, Snob.

INRT PORN

balls.

Pontius Pilate said...

HAIL CSZR

-P.P.

Landis' kinfolk said...

Yes bespoke bags mass produced by a bunch of Amish kids in a factory.

Sarah P said...

At first quick read trying to place top 20 in the field sprint, I misread "vagen cupcake" as "vagin cupcake", well imagine my surprise, dissapointment, and loss of points when I had to re-read it in a new light....
now off for some tea bags.

Should be working said...

Just what I needed today, terrific!

TNDM CNDM

tandem condom

Argggg..

Anonymous said...

The naked mandem bikers in today's post, saucy.

Anonymous said...

SAUC YMEN

g said...

I have to admit, I agree with Test Tickle and the high ratio of porn to cycling references.
I sincerely tried to find a vagina in the naked "tandem" picture with no luck. I guess it makes me uncomfortable.

Joe shit-for-brains Biden said...

Barack and I won the Iraq War, all by ourselves.

Anonymous said...

ANAL ITCH

Lawrence of the Labia said...

LOCK PACK


HUMP BIKE

Nick David said...

"Once hairy things start going in and out of holes, it's only a matter of time before people start thinking about love, and on February 14th many couples will reenact Groundhog Day groinally in honor of the holiday known as Valentine's Day."

Probably the funniest thing you've written in a long time. Well done.

rjnerd said...

So what does this machine say about its riders. http://www.the-nerds.org/trondholm-seated.jpg"

(beside the bad photoshop of the captains face)

rocket boy said...

Remember to put the kickstand up before palping the rocket bike!

cliveo said...

Come over to London and try out Rollapaluza. With our traffic and roads, it is the only way to race in the inner city.

In answer to Sufferist:
Chris Hoy Multiple Olympic gold medalist - track sprinter
James Cracknell - multiple olympic gold medal winner rower
Lawrence Dallaglio - former England Rugby captain
Craig Maclean - Olympic sprinter
Dave le Grys - European Master's champion Sprinter.

They are not American but that does not make them unknown in London

sufferist said...

Cliveo: I checked out the site. How was the distance of 500m settled on? Do you have 2K and 5K challenges too?

Also, my sphere-of-reference is fairly limited and does not include much outside of my field-of-vision. This explains my non-familiarity with your more well known participants.

Dallas Criminal lawyer said...

Random tandem... thursday?

Anonymous said...

"How was the distance of 500m settled on?"

It's about as far as a hipster can go before they need another PBR.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Landis's kinfolk are

"...selling quilts at a discount price,
living in an Amish paradise..."

cliveo said...

sufferist

I am not sure of the precise reason. They also have 1000m races but the 500m is more popular. When riding you hit your maximum cv threshold very quickly and it is difficult to sustain it for 500m and ghastly over 1000m. Track sprinters who are used to flying 200s often do not ride the 1000m events because they are too long.

In the US they are often known as Goldsprints. Rollapaluza bring a certain style and showmanship to their events and have branched out into wider cycling events including night time cyclocross and track events.

Anonymous said...

The one tandem quote omitted. "If you want to know where your relationship is going, get on a tandem. You get there faster."

One of the best things that I ever thought of.

Married, shants less cap wearing, ancient(44) year old tandem rider*.

*when not escaping on my commuter

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

If you ever want to get divorced, just get a tandem. Your marriage will be amicably dissolved with a month.

urchin said...

Have to say I thought even less of rolla-paloosa when I saw that the bikes are either steadied by an assistant or clamped in with no front wheel. How is this different from riding a trainer?

All you haters steady my bike

diamondback said...

Nice article.

Blaiser said...

Holy Christ. Posting every day suit you. Groinally. Friggin' copyright that shit.

Anonymous said...

"How is this different from riding a trainer?"

Less resistance than a trainer so hipsters can fool themselves into thinking they are really fast...

Anonymous said...

It is copyrighted. You don't have to register an original work or even put a copyright notice on it. It is like putting a trespassing sign on your property. You don't need it, it is just a warning to those that may trespass without your permission that they are about to enter private property.

Anonymous said...

the troll at 3:22,maybe the same one that's been trolling for the last week, is he from the great "white" north?

Anonymous said...

tandem: a group of two or more arranged one behind the other or used or acting in conjunction.

i was pondering the tandem condom connection...going in and out of the ground hog hole without a condom is much more satisfying...however you must be in tandem to perform sexually

seems like cycling and tandem should have never joined forces, as well as cycling and recumbent which is possibly another sexual deviation and tandem should never have joined this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyPmBFVqv8s&NR=1

Joe s-f-b Biden said...

Hey 8 O'Cock Troll:
At least my boss didn't call someone a corpseman. Can you believe those right-wing bastards!
It's snowing because of all the global warming, you know.

Alexandra von Beaverhousen said...

Dearest Mr. Snob: The "artisinal bespoke itch" is custom created skin condition for the truly refined. It is so much more luxurious than the hoi polloi twinges and ticks that I beleive you are familar with.

No, I have all of my nervous reactions hand crafted either on Saville Row or by a little man in Pisa (Giacomo I think his name is) who learned the trade from his grandfather. No one scratches an artisinal itch by themselves, I have an assistant for that. And yes, If you have to ask "how much?", you clearly can not afford them.

Where these hipster rascals got their notion that an off the peg bag has anything to do with satisfying a true bespoke artisinal itch I can only imagine.

If you are on Sanibel this winter, ring me. I'll explain more over drinks at the club.
Cheers, Lexi

ConArtist said...

Old is always 10 years from where they're at. Ask anyone and that's what they'll say...

Sentence Boner said...

Disgruntl Ed. said...
an abomination! It isn't bespoke if it's there on the internet and it wasn't made particularly for you.

An awkward sentence structure. I could do without the there, it's redundant.

electric said...

Epic use of a tandem

Jeff Angerman said...

85th!!!

kerry said...

I do find that the significant other tends to get a bit miffed when I mention cycling in the middle of fooling around.
The alternate significant other, who is a roadie - will answer me and even carry on the conversation. I guess that's pretty sad! ( Not that Im bored or anything, but sometimes I do have a raging urge to discuss bespoke leather ulock bags, sometimes.)

Anonymous said...

"The alternate significant other..."

?!?!

Steven M. said...

Given that the average age of a NYT reader is 87 -- 30 is certainly quite young. HTH.

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sufferist said...

Anon 11:40 could have a significant impact on the podium.

The French said...

"Anon 11:40 could have a significant impact on the podium."

Isn't Lance an automaton?

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@ Joe s-f-b- biden
Did you mean corpsman?

bottleofpills said...

"Once hairy things start going in and out of holes, it's only a matter of time before people start thinking about love, and on February 14th many couples will reenact Groundhog Day groinally in honor of the holiday known as Valentine's Day." - Classic

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Homoegregious said...

Not sure which is gayer, the naked dudes or the hipster holster?

sufferist said...

OK, so I just sat there for the past 30 minutes waiting for my Monday fix, when I recalled, yeah, the Snobster said that he would be out on this here President's Day. So stop hitting refresh and remember that there is work to be done....Now go back to it....

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lol said...

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人生の値段チェッカー said...

最近の不景気は、今一度自分の人生を見直すのに良い時期が来てます。こんな時代だからこそ人生の値段チェッカーで、人生の勝ち組に成る為のアドバイスを貰いませんか?ぱっと思い立った時こそ人生の分かれ道ですよ

桜花賞 said...

今年も桜の季節に三冠レースの初戦が始まります。このレースで勝ち馬券を当てて、次のオークスに続ける為の、験担ぎの意味も込めて桜花賞必勝の情報を手に入れよう

モバゲー said...

モバゲーより遊べるスタービーチ!ここで自分好みの女の子を探してGETしちゃおう

スタービーチ said...

新しくなったスタービーチは新しいであいのカタチを提案します★ あなたに出逢いたい人がここにいます

モバゲー said...

モバゲーよりすごいスタービーチで最高の恋をしよう!!素敵な仲間を探したい!!信頼出来る友達が欲しい…理想のパートナーと出会って理想の恋をしたい…そんなアナタに最も最適なスタビで恋の幸せ掴みとりましょう♪

モテる度チェッカー said...

今迄モテたのに最近イマイチな人、これからもモテる気配の無い人、モテて人生変えたい人、一度モテる度チェッカーを体験しませんか。良くある出合いサイトにリンクされるのでは無く、親身なアドバイス結果が出ます。これで人生が変わった人がいますよ

皐月賞 said...

皐月賞・競馬予想!各厩舎・調教師から届けられる最強の馬券情報を限定公開!本物のオッズ表はコレだ

モバげー said...

モバげーとスタビ、異性とのであいを探すならやはりこの2つのサイトは外せない。Mixiよりも遊べるサイトで楽しもう

セフレ said...

セフレ掲示板で大人の恋愛をしてみませんか?割り切ったセフレと快楽のみを求めた恋愛をしてくださいませ

出会い said...

数多くある出会い系の中でも簡単に出会えるのはココ!女の子の登録人数が多いのであなたの地域のカワイイ娘もゲット出来ちゃうんです

スタービーチ said...

新しくリニューアルオープンしたスタービーチでは、新しいであいのカタチを提案します☆日本で一番有名なであい系、スタビならあなたに出逢いたい人が必ず見つかります

エッチ度チェッカー said...

合コンの必須うアイテムと言えば、エッチ度チェッカーと言うぐらいの知名度です。エッチ度をチェックして、気になる娘と親しくなるチャンスをつかもう。奥手の方でもその日の内にお持ち帰り出来るように、診断結果にはアドバイスも

スタービーチ said...

似非スタービーチサイトが増えて来たので、愛好家で作ったサイトで口コミだけのヒッソリ運営では、出合いを求めてる方が辿り付かない現状を見かねて少し宣伝します。間違っても似非サイトには登録しないで、コチラのサイトで素敵な出合いを求めて下さい

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチで友達探し!出逢い広場は簡単な無料登録するだけで使い放題でメンバー同士、気軽にメッセージのやり取りが出来るよ!女の子と出逢いのチャンスがあるかも!?詳しくはTOPページにアクセスしてみよう

スタービーチ said...

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さいきん、お仕事が said...

お友達な状態です!!楽しいメールしたいので、はるによっかたらメールしてください♪ lovuv-555@docomo.ne.jp

スタビ said...

いつでもであい放題&即逢いOK!スタビで暇な時間にであいを探そう!!であいが今までなかった人も当サイト、スタービーチなら簡単検索機能であなたの理想の方と出会えちゃう!?簡単登録で今すぐご利用いただけます

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチが完全リニューアルして復活しました!!あの伝説級の出会い系サイトが満を持して再降臨。煌めくような今この瞬間にあなたの胸にもときめきをお届けします

天皇賞 said...

天皇賞 春 2010 予想、オッズ、厳選買い目は?この時期のメインイベントの一つのレースがやってきた!!今年の狙うべきポイントは

モバゲー said...

誰でも知ってるモバゲーは人気SNS!当然出合いを求めてる人も多い!そこで男女が出合えるコミュニティーが誕生!ここで友達、恋人が簡単にできちゃいますよ

天皇賞 春 said...

天皇賞 春 2010 最強 予想 で確勝買い目公開中!衝撃の情報を手に入れろ

友達 said...

OLしてます☆気軽にメールくれたらほんと嬉しいです♪仲良くなったら遊びにいきたいなぁ☆ hello-kxt@docomo.ne.jp

モバゲー said...

モバゲーで探せるご近所掲示板で簡単であい!ゲーム攻略やおススメ小説情報もここでGET!ここでしか見れない裏技も公開中

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチは誰にもでも幸福をもたらしてくれる。ここでだからこそ見つかるであいはきっと一生の思い出に変わります…そんな体験をあなたに。思う存分スタビをご堪能してください

NHKマイルカップ said...

2010年NHKマイルカップの鍵を握る馬の、厳選裏情報を特別公開!!情報を元に当たり馬券の量産をしよう

NHKマイルC said...

NHKマイルC 2010 予想、オッズ、厳選買い目は?今年の狙うべきポイントを限定公開!

友達 said...

彼女募集中の人やフリーの人は絶対絡んでください☆ゆきとメールしよ♪ chu-chu-chulip@docomo.ne.jp

モバゲー said...

日本最大、モバゲーより面白いであい系スタービーチがついに復活、進化を遂げた新生スタビをやってみませんか?趣味の合う理想のパートナー探しの手助け、合コンパーティー等も随時開催しています。楽しかった頃のスタビで遊んでみよう

スタービーチ said...

ついに帰ってきたドキドキスタービーチで素敵な恋をGETしよう♪会員数も50万人突破で以前よりも直ぐに理想の相手にであえちゃう!!恋人募集中!!友達仲間を増やしたい方必見!!素敵なであいをお楽しみ下さい☆

Hチェッカー said...

簡単な設問に答えるだけであなたの隠されたH度数がわかっちゃうHチェッカー!あの人のムッツリ度もバレちゃう診断を今すぐ試してみよう

ツイッター said...

今話題のツイッター、mixiやモバゲーなんか目じゃない。規制が無いに等しいから、今がチャンスなんです!!ホンマ体力が持たない位の入れ喰い状態が続いて、ツイッターを放置してた事を後悔してます

ヴィクトリアマイル 2010 said...

ヴィクトリアマイル 2010 予想、オッズ、厳選買い目は?人気が平然と馬券に絡む理由とは

恋人 said...

ちょっとこんなところに書き込むのはちょっとおかしいんですけど…GWは色々楽しめました??私は結婚しているんですけどどこにも連れて行ってもらえませんでした…旦那は友達(?)とマカオに遊びに行ってます…怪しいですよね…私もスカッとパーっとしたいです♪良かったらメールしてくれる人居ませんか? sara-sarar@docomo.ne.jp

ヴィクトリアマイル said...

ヴィクトリアマイル 2010 予想、オッズ、厳選買い目は?今年の波乱をズバリ!確勝買い目公開中!大穴狙いのギャンブラー必見激アツ情報

モバゲー said...

モバゲータウンでであいを求めているなら当サイトへ!当コミュニティサイトは本家のモバゲータウンよりはるかにであいやすい、まさにユーザー様の為のサイトとなっております。であいをお楽しみください

SM度チェッカー said...

飲み会やコンパで必須のSM度チェッカー、お手軽SM度診断!実は真面目な娘程、間逆なドS女王様、遊んでそうな娘はドMな奴隷願望が有るとか。診断結果を元に隠れた性癖を暴いて盛り上がろう

オークス said...

オークス 2010 予想 オッズ 出走馬 枠順で厳選買い目は?今年の波乱をズバリ!確勝買い目公開中!優駿牝馬はこれでもらったも同然

オークス 2010 said...

オークス 2010 予想 オッズ 出走馬 枠順で万馬券も夢じゃない?人気が平然と馬券に絡む理由とは!?今年の優駿牝馬は荒れるのか

友達 said...

もぅすぐ夏ですね☆一緒に海に行ったりしたいなヾ(>▽<)o himawari-yumeland@docomo.ne.jp

トゥイッター said...

最近、話題のトゥイッターから始まる理想の関係…理想の恋をこの場で見つけていきませんか

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチは誰にでも出逢いという奇跡をもたらしてくれる。スタビで理想の関係作りしてみませんか

名言チェッカー said...

自分の名言を一つは残しませんか、しかし考えると意外と難しい。そんな時に名言チェッカーならあなたの本当の性格を見抜けちゃいます。世界の偉人達が残した名言にはどことなく重みがあるものです

日本ダービー said...

第77回 日本ダービー 2010 予想、オッズ、厳選買い目は?今年の波乱をズバリ!確勝買い目公開中!結果を出す前に結果がまるわかり

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチから始まる新たな恋をしませんか?スタビ掲示板を利用して新たな恋をしていきましょう

日本ダービー said...

第77回 日本ダービー 2010 予想、オッズ、厳選買い目は?人気が平然と馬券に絡む理由とは!?見事に展開を読んで結果を的中させる

出会い said...

エロセレブとの出会いを完全無料でご提供します。逆援助で高額報酬をゲットしよう

モバゲー said...

モバゲータウンでいろんな異性と交流を深めあいませんか。異性に対して経験がない方でも簡単にお楽しみいただける、シンプルかつ効率的に優れているサイトとなっています

ツイッター said...

全世界で大ブームを巻き起こしているツイッター!!それを利用して今まで経験したことがないような恋を経験してみませんか

モテる度チェッカー said...

モテる度チェッカーが今回リニューアルしました!!今迄と違い診断内容にモテない人と診断された方を救済する、速攻効果が出るモテる為のアドバイスが付きます、またモテる診断された人には、より一層のモテ・テクニックを手に入れませんか

安田記念 said...

第60回 安田記念 2010 予想 オッズ 出走馬 枠順で万馬券をズバリ的中!絶対なるデータが確実に当てるための秘訣

ツイッター said...

今話題のツイッターで理想の関係を築きませんか。ツイッターで自分の出来事をリアルタイムで表現して相手にその想いを伝えましょう

安田記念 said...

第60回 安田記念 2010 予想 オッズから展開と結果をズバリ当てる!出走馬、枠順など全てを考慮にいれた緻密なデータをもとに検証

友達 said...

気楽に遊べる人募集です♪まずはお友達からヨロシクね!! freedum@docomo.ne.jp

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチで素敵な愛を掴みませんか?愛に対する理想や想いを現実にしていきましょう

モバゲー said...

モバゲータウンでは今までとは一味違う出逢いを体験する事ができるのです。これまで良い出逢いがなかった人にはもってこいの無料登録型の掲示板です

ゲーマーチェッカー said...

ゲーマー達のステイタス、ゲーマーチェッカーであなたのゲーマー度数を測定!!測定結果を元に自分と同レベルのオンライン対戦も出来ます。ゲームが得意な人もそうでない人もどちらも楽しめますよ

スタービーチ said...

日本最大級のであいコミュニティ「スタービーチ」で恋人を探しませんか。素敵なであいを経験して理想の人と楽しい思い出を作りましょう

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチが完全リニューアルして復活しました!!あの伝説級のであい系サイトが満を持して再降臨。煌めくような今この瞬間にあなたの胸にもときめきをお届けします

スタービーチ said...

であい系の元祖はやっぱりスタービーチ!初めてであい系にチャレンジする娘も多いここならゲット率は最強

モバゲー said...

モバゲータウンでであいを楽しみませんか。気軽に誰でも楽しめるであいサイトとなっています。こんな事をしてみたいなど希望の事が実現できる、そんなであいコミュニティサイトです

gree said...

greeで楽しめちゃうであい掲示板実現!ここで楽しみませんか?いろんなであいをここで見ていきましょう

Hチェッカー said...

簡単な設問に答えるだけで、自分の隠されたH度数がわかっちゃうHチェッカー!まさかの結果が待ってるかも。気になる人に上手く使えば、即美味しい展開に持ち込めるかも

ツイッター said...

誰もが知ってるツイッターがあなたにであいを!?ツイッター利用者増加=であえる確立急増中!!相性ぴったりの方とお付き合いしてみてはいかがでしょうか

不倫 said...

あなたの人生が大きく変わります!薔薇色の不倫であなたの望む不倫体験ができる!割り切り~契約型など、あなたの理想を現実に変える!当サイト独自システムだから誰にもばれずに、安心してご利用頂けます

宝塚記念 said...

第51回 宝塚記念 2010 予想データを完全攻略!出走馬 枠順などからはじきだすデータは文句なし!これで平成22年の宝塚記念はもらったも同然!波乱の展開もあり

スタビ said...

スタビでの出合いは最高の思い出になる事は間違いありません。運命の人に出逢うまで完全サポートいたしますのでどなたでも気軽に利用する事ができます

SM度チェッカー said...

お酒の席には必須のSM度チェッカー、実は真面目な娘程、間逆なドS女王様、遊んでそうな娘はドMな奴隷願望が有るとか。お手軽SM度診断結果を元に隠れた性癖を暴いて楽しもう

宝塚記念 2010 said...

宝塚記念 2010 予想データから完全攻略!出走馬 枠順などからはじきだすデータは最強!これで平成22年の宝塚記念はもらったも同然!波乱の展開もあり

ツイッター said...

ツイッターから始まる人間関係!今話題のツイッターなら新しい出逢いがすぐに見つかります

メル友 said...

全国からメル友募集中の女の子達が、あなたとのであいを待ってるよ!無料エントリーで自由な恋愛を楽しんじゃお

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチがどこのサイトよりも遊べる確率は高いんです。登録無料で新しい恋をGETしてみませんか

出会い said...

出会い系サイトで逆援助生活をしよう!エッチなセレブ女性たちが集まっています

モバゲー said...

モバゲーを使ってご近所さんと知り合えちゃう!新感覚のコミュニティサービスを利用してみよう

玉の輿度チェッカー said...

今の時代簡単に金持ちになる方法は中々無いけど、可能性は誰しも秘めてます!!そう一番手っ取り早いのは玉の輿です。この玉の輿度チェッカーをキッカケに金持ちになった方が、意外と多いのです。是非あなたも一段高みを目指しませんか

出会い said...

一流セレブたちが出会いを求めて集まっています。彼女たちからの逆援助でリッチな生活を楽しみましょう

出会い系 said...

セレブの為の出会い系、セレブの雫では女性会員数も増え、男性会員様が不足するという状態となっております。そこで先着順に、男性会員様を募集しております

スタービーチ said...

日本で一番会員数が多いのはやっぱりスタービーチ!若い娘から熟女まで好みのご近所さんがすぐに見つかる☆無料期間中に試してみませんか

出会い said...

お金持ちの女性と出会い、彼女たちとHするだけで謝礼がもらえるサイトをご存じですか?高収入の女性ほど、お金を使っていろいろな男性と遊んでいます

モバゲー said...

流行のモバゲーで友達たくさん!運命の出会いがあるかも!?まだ初めていない人も無料ゲームで遊ぼう

Hチェッカー said...

みんなでワイワイやるならHチェッカー!!これ一つ有れば偶然を装いつつ、気になる人の隠れエッチ度も分ちゃいます。お近づきアドバイスも付いてるから、これを機会に親密になろう

モニター said...

副業 在宅 でも出来る モニターアルバイト 募集!数ある副業の中、馬券モニター程稼げる副業はない!初心者の方でも簡単にできるのが最大の特権です

スタービーチ said...

スタービーチで幸せ掴みませんか?楽しめる出.会.いをしたいならここしかない!今までとは一味もふた味も違う出.会.いを体験していきましょう

逆援助 said...

女の子に逆援助してほしい、女の子と真剣にお付き合いしたい、複数プレイをやってみたい、童貞・処女を卒業したいのなら新感覚コミュニティ・ラブフリーでメル友を探そう

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