Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Goodbye Summer, Hello Crushing Sense of Responsibility!

I tell you, buying this mansion is the smartest thing I ever did.  Indeed, the beauty of my estate feeds my soul.  For example, every morning, I sip my coffee while admiring my sphinxes:


Then, my manservant Batbayar prepares my bicycle, and if it's not in exactly the right spot I fly into a rage befitting a gentleman of my stature:


(Every evening my bicycle is scrubbed clean, and every morning it is sprinkled with dirt so as to appear ridden.)

Finally, I descend the 100 steps from my mountain perch and embark upon my usual morning jaunt:


Most New York City velocipedists repair to the vulgar side of the river, pulled along like puppets by Strava segments, which means my own route on the dignified side affords me some welcome solitude and tranquility.  However, this past weekend, as I was ascending the first climb, a Fredly cry of "CARRRUP!!!" erupted from behind me, causing me to leap out of my Brooks Cambium.  (Yes, a car was coming, but it hardly warranted this level of hysteria.)  Next I became aware of the smell of boutique embrocation, and I was soon passed by a handful of professionally depilated riders in starched and pressed Rapha garb upon grotesque plastic bicycles.  (The new Rapha Wimple is quite fetching, by the way.)

"What new indignity is this?," I cried, for not only did they fail to offer me the level of obeisance due an august bike blogger, but they also seemed to think they were entitled to ply their overpriced crabon upon my roads, and indeed they neglected to acknowledge me in any way whatsoever.

Fortunately our paths diverged, but shortly thereafter I encountered more of them and in greater number--a shock akin to stepping on one cockroach and then finding a whole nest of them in your Froot Loops.  I did my best to distance myself, and soon they fanned out and salmoned en masse up a one-way street:


Visible for miles thanks to their oh-so-fashionable-this-season DayGlo, because orange and camo is sooo 2014:


I'm gonna have to move now.

Until then, in a last-ditch attempt to escape the retina-searing hordes of Fred-dom, I took to the dirt, which I hoped they would avoid so as not to besmirch their crabon.  Dropping to my knees, I sniffed the soil, tasted it briefly, and looked for their tracks:


For the moment anyway, it appeared as though the narrowest tracks were my own:


Anyway, I'm guessing this was a ride out of the Rapha Cycle Club New York, and I suppose I wasn't safe after all since apparently "it is not uncommon for them to feature an off-road section:"

Terrain: Please note that while our rides stick primarily to the road, it is not uncommon for them to feature an off-road section.

Like DayGlo, token unpaved sections are now de rigeur on Fred rides, if only so everyone can go "whatpressureyourunning?"

I was also amused to note that foot retention is a requirement on Rapha rides:

Requirements: For your enjoyment road bikes, helmets and foot retention are required. Please remember to bring flat changing tools and an extra tube. Riding snacks and water are also strongly suggested.

I'm not sure why it matters, but I assume it's to make sure this guy doesn't show up.

Then, after my my ride, I exchanged my Fred sled for my WorkCycles with its 2014 color scheme:


Speaking of indignity, thanks to a controversial UCI rule change, a thirsty racer was fined at the first cyclocross race of the season:


Apparently, you can keep a bottle on your bike, but for some reason you can't keep one on your pit bike:

The UCI officials at Ellison Park did not allow feeds in the pit, per the rule, but they also did not allow riders to have bottles on their pit bikes. Riders were allowed to start the race with a bottle on their bike but bottles were not allowed on new bikes received after an exchange. Ellen Noble, who rides for J.A.M. Fund and was among the pre-race favorites, was fined for having a bottle on her pit bike. This ruling, according to UCI cyclocross commission member Helen Wyman, appears to be a misinterpretation of the rule.

This makes about as much sense as allowing a saddle on your main bike but not your pit bike--though the officials eventually offered a "splash zone:"

After seeing many women abandon the pro race because of the heat, the officials allowed a “splash zone” to be set up for the men’s race. Riders could be doused with water as they passed this zone.

Sounds like something they'd have at a dog run.

Meanwhile, professional cyclocrossing person Jeremy Powers thinks they should institute a "fully dedicated bottle pit:"

In my opinion, the only real solution for this is a fully dedicated bottle pit, a lane designated only for bottle hand-ups. After having spoken to a slew of riders, mechanics and managers at the last two weekends of racing, it seems like that’s the right action step moving forward if feeding in the bike pit isn’t going to work anymore.

I applaud this move towards hyper-specialization, and hopefully in 10 years a typical cyclocross course will look like this:


Maybe by then everyone will acknowledge that cyclocross here in Canada's pit area bears little resemblance to its European counterpart, and that for all its imagery of mud and cold most of the racing take place in bone dry conditions when the temperature is over 70 American Degrees.

In other news, remember New York State Senator Diane "Find A Fucking Bike Lane And Get In It" Savino of Staten Island?


Well, thanks to the MTA's new bike rack pilot program, Staten Island cyclists can Find a Fucking Bus And Get On It too, and here's a handy instructional video:



As you can see, all you have to do is follow these simple steps and you'll be riding the bus while not riding your bike in no time:

1) Alert Bus Driver That You Wish To Board


Please note that if there are no other passengers, the driver will bypass you for your safety and police will be dispatched to ticket you for riding on the sidewalk.

2) Paperwork


Before boarding, you must complete a simple six-page form including the following:

--Proof of identity;
--Proof of address;
--Proof of ownership of bicycle;
--Acknowledgement that you indemnify, defend and hold harmless the MTA for, from and against any liability in the event your bicycle is damaged or stolen or you are injured or killed;
--A brief survey that the driver will pressure you to answer negatively so that the MTA does not permanently implement the program.

3) Lift Bike Onto Rack


To prepare yourself, the MTA recommends participation in a cyclocross clinic, as well as a cyclocross bicycle on which the Top Tube Has Been Flattened For Comfortable Portaging™.

Please note that water hand-ups are not permitted during the bike-loading process.

4) Obfuscation of Advertisements


Advertisements are a significant source of revenue for the MTA.  Therefore, if your bicycle blocks an ad from view, you will be charged on a pro-rata basis for any time during which the ad is not visible, said charge to be deducted from your MetroCard upon disembarking.  Charges vary depending on route, date of travel, and time of day.  Here is a complete schedule of fees:


5) Helme(n)ts:


If traveling with a bicycle, you must wear a helme(n)t at all times, even while riding the bus.

6) Arriving At Your Destination


Inform driver that you wish to disembark.  Driver will make a determination as to whether or not to accommodate you in consultation with his or her union representative.  If, at his or her discretion, driver does not feel it is safe or convenient to stop for you, you must remain on the bus until such time as the driver is in the mood to deal with you.

7) Removing Bike


You have four (4) seconds to remove your bicycle from the rack.  If you do not remove your bicycle within the allotted time, the rack will lock and you may retrieve your bicycle from the depot after the bus has completed its route and your bicycle has been duly inspected for explosives and contraband.

8) Fold The Rack


Failure to return the rack to its upright position is punishable by $5,000 fine or 6 months in prison.

Happy Travels!

Love,

The MTA

Wow.  I wonder if the Rapha club rides will incorporate a bus segment to complement those dirt sections.  Seems pretty epic.

176 comments:

N/A said...

Good morning!

PotbellyJoe said...

Good Morning!

I dropped my middle human child off at a religious institution this morning for "education."

I hope it works. He has a useless employee at my accounting firm.

P. Bateman said...

riding orange coloring ways is so 2014. what a loser.

Anonymous said...

Early today

Anonymous said...

Nei primi dieci . . .

Ted K. said...

55. On the growing edge of the American frontier during the 19th century, the mobility of the population probably broke down extended families and small-scale social groups to at least the same extent as these are broken down today. In fact, many nuclear families lived by choice in such isolation, having no neighbors within several miles, that they belonged to no community at all, yet they do not seem to have developed problems as a result.

Anonymous said...

Something so wrong about the Raphaization of cycling

N/A said...

You only see one set of tracks in the sand because Freds travel single-file to disguise their numbers.




Wolf.

McFly said...

Hey...find a fuckin' comment section and get in it." -- Internet

P. Bateman said...

is that colbert's head peeking over the edge on that MTA ad....or Sir Nonplussed Bib Shorts guy?

'bout to go pick up my project bike from the LBS finally - i'm thinking i might hit patches of dirt near the gutters on my ride back home so i'm probably gonna drop the PSI a few pounds to be safe. we'll see how these 38mm tires in 650b can handle the multitude of terrain. thankfully i have a full 11 gears at my disposal. i'm surprised they allow people to ride with fewer than that down here in fl.

the highly stylized go pro video of this epic even will be dropping on the youing tube soon.

Anonymous said...

Toppus XX!!!!!!!!

dop said...

Scranus.

I just got in to work, and was greeted by a new citibike stand at the entrance.

A good omen for the week.

Great photos, though I'd request more Hudson, less douchebags

BamaPhred said...

This is a classic. Dripping with irony, sarcasm, and, dare I say, a dash of cynisism?(is that how you spell it)

Nothing offends the eyes more than a pack of Freds dressed in DayGlo anything.

Although, now that the days are getting shorter and the soccer moms are becoming more obsessed with cell phones and Denali's full of fast food consuming future Duke Lacrosse players, I find myself wishing for a jersey closely resembling a highway workers' safety vest.

NHcycler said...

Thank Lob that WCRM's manservant Batbayar served the macademia nuts on the proper dish! Who knows what flights would have been delayed! Also, wouldn't those "splash zones" get the 'cross course all muddy? What Rapha club would ride through that?!




I had to choose "bodies of water" to prove I wasn't a robot. No, really!

N/A said...

Haha, oh man, classic Batbayar!

leroy said...

Just wait until the Hudson River Greenway transports the Riff-Raffa through your sylvan solitude.

Of course, the smart money will figure out a way to turn a profit from increased visitor traffic.

Anonymous said...

Good one, Snob!

(A little something for everyone: NYC Travelogue, guess where the photo is, Rapha tweaking (they deserve it), bike racing foolishness, bike transportation advocacy. Did I miss anything?)

Anonymous said...

Seh Vehn Teen!

Yeah bizniches!

Now to read the article.....

Grump said...

Snobby, I noticed that when you mentioned the simple six-page form that you are required to fill out before attaching your bike to the bus, you left out one critical requirement, and that is the ability to "speak American"
In far suburban Chicago, we've had busses like that, for years. (not that I would ever take a bus, or attach my bike to a bus) You often see the Hoi Polloi using this feature.

RANTWICK said...

Hey I am the STAR of a how to use the bus bike rack video! Check me out in this baby As suggested, I keep my helmet on while riding the bus!

Smug for so many reasons in Germany said...

The misidentification of the 'Sphinxis' is a telling example of the failings of the NYC public school system. Those Sir, are Griffinea!

I was back in the U.S. a few weeks ago and managed to get on a ride with a family member who has been transfredified since our last outing. The ride started out OK but upon any interaction with an automobile it was a convulsive, 'CAR-UP. CAR-BACK. CAR-LEFT, CAR-RIGHT' that scared me each time more than any car could have even if it would have completed the 'He just came out of nowhere' bumper butt slap. I would have strangled said family member after mile 50. Unfortunately my hunger knock was so strong that raising my arms above my waist became an impossibility. Is this the new norm there in 'merikca`? If so, I will be sure to pack enough bananas to give me the engergy to defend decency next time over.

Lord Sinyard said...

There was only one track in the sand because I carried them through the hardest, most dicficult partt of the ride, gravel using crabon.

Freddy Murcks said...

Dear Snob - Thank you for presenting yet another reminder of why I have quit "racing" CX. 99 times out of 100, I would much rather go for an MTB ride (which is free and actually fun) as opposed to paying good money so that I can ride laps around a city park with a bunch of fucking assholes. But the "rules" and USA Cycling and the UCI (not that I have ever been anywhere near a UCI sanctioned race) are really, really stupid.

dop said...

Sphinx or Sphincter.

Your morning coffee experience may differ.

BicycleFW's Ride Blog said...

The Lord replied:
"My precious child, I love you and would
never leave you.
During your times of trial and suffering,
when you see only one set of tire tracks in the sand, it was then
that I carried you on my tandem"

BicycleFW's Ride Blog said...

Or Bakfiets

Smug Is As Smug Does said...

"The misidentification of the 'Sphinxis' is a telling example of the failings of the NYC public school system. Those Sir, are Griffinea!

Look at the heads on the statues in the photo and try again.

Hint: A griffin is the a combination of the supposed King of the Animals with the King of the Birds.

N/A said...

Sphinxters or Griffents, one thing's for sure: Those Fuck-Os are wearing helments. Which is good, because sitting on columns like that is just asking for a traumatic head injury!



Wolf.

N/A said...

Whatever the hell they are, they've got dog's bodies. Does that mean they like belly rubs? Honestly, who doesn't?




Wolf.

cyclocrozzzzzzzzzzzz.... said...

Ironically enough if cyclocross races incorporated a bus segment (or a pit stop with required paint drying watching) it would be more fun, because cyclocross has really become that anal and tedious.

BamaPhred said...

Hhhmmm, Head of a human, body of a lion, with wings. Must be a "spinks"

bad boy of the north said...

p.bateman @936a....yes.same pic on front of today's ny daily news.

dop said...

Q) Who was smarter? Robin Givens or Michael Spinks?

A) Michael Spinks. He made more money off Michael Tyson, he didn't have to sleep with him & he didn't get hit as often.

Anonymous said...

Anyway, here is a photo of
Batbayar out with the estate falcons to get wild partridges Mr. Snob's pre-ride breakfast. As brace of which are caught fresh each morning, and artesanaly processed into froot loops by workers in the estate kitchens. (dungeons?)

Anonymous said...

Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and booted up Snob
And looking up I noticed a post by Babble
And I went into a fantasy...

bad boy of the north said...

the street scene photo with the houses on the left and the massive building on right is in a bucolic(insert loads of sarcasm)area of a certain city in the burbs(burps?) of nyc.

Anonymous said...

"...city in the burbs..."

Ordinarily this would be an oxymoron, but in the case of Yonkers, it is a perfect description.

Roille Figners said...

What's up fuckos. Jehezius Christ are they really that anal about the Psycling Cross and the bottles pertaining thereto? It's enough to make me not-regret never being interested in it. But for some people apparently this is fun. "The world is full of terrorists and 9/11s - give me safety and rules" they say.

bad boy of the north said...

anon@1216p....i thought so.thanks.

bad boy of the north said...

anon@1216p....and you'd be right(about the first suggestion).

Anonymous said...

"Hey I am the STAR of a how to use the bus bike rack video! Check me out in this baby...

1. But why didn't you hat your regular GoPro bolted to the top of your helmet, for the video-in-the-video thing?

B. Does the front of that London Transit Commission bus say ADELAIDE? That's a long bus ride.

III. Just learned there are a dozen or so bike-on-bus action videos on youtube, and they all show and tell the same things. You would think a cheap transit administration somewhere would just pirate one rather than pay for their own.

Dave - Everywhere said...

I tried to keep a water bottle in the pit but it was uncomfortable in either pit and I couldnt put my arm down to hold on to the handlebars. And the water smelled funny too!

Victor Kaminski said...

vsk said ...

OK now begins the real vacation!

vsk

Anonymous said...

So Mr. Rock Machine, is your new FR8 an eight speed or a 3 speed (FR3?) And if it is an 8 speed a review would be appreciated (considering buying one.)

Thanks in advance for any assistance.

Anonymous said...

...considering buying an 8 speed hub, not the whole FR8.

JLRB said...

This is the year I am not going to let the passing of Summer and the shortening of days fill me with dread

Vernal Magina said...

Rapha sells "enjoyment road bikes" now? What the hell is that.

Anonymous said...

Diane Savino looks like she would be one of those mouthy obnoxious types that gets on your nerves but is really really hot in the sack with no holes barred so you keep her around for a few months then hope the key slashes will buff out of your '98 Chevy S-10.

P. Bateman said...

darn it. it would seem that i lost the "before" pictures which is a shame because it was just a cluster fuck-o of pink zebra/camo bar tape, cheap tri bars mounted on it and all kinds of other ugly stick stuff that you often see on craiglist bikes.

but it now lives to ride another day as a chubby tired road and wilderness beast that i tried to build in a way that i felt mr. bridgestone himself, grant petersen, would more or less approve of (i know i would need like 3-4 more feet of stem for full approval)

but here are the filter happy "after" photos: https://drive.google.com/drive/u/0/my-drive

i will say this about 650B. they are magical. the acceleration is like that of a formula 1 car. i have to be careful about giving it too much gas at take off for fear of burning up my rear tire it leaps off the line so fast.

the way the wheels literally, not figuratively, dance across sand and gravel and other somewhat off-roady stuff on the path is breathtaking. in fact, i had to perform cpr on myself.

okay, honestly, they are neat, the ride is definitely cushy and i think pretty perfect for the beat ass roads around me and the various dirt/sand trails you can easily find down in the sunshine and jungle state.

but mostly they are round and it all rides very much like a bike.

Anonymous said...

Already working on that video. Down here in Jax, FLA i ride single speed (SOO extreme!) On 32's. Sometimes use the driveway curb-cuts as a sort of pump track...

P. Bateman said...

yeah, i rolled over a curb today just as easily and smoothly as an SUV driver looking to mow down some folks at a dunkin donuts.

i've tested out doing the same to people in the 55+ communities around me. can just roll right over them now and can't even feel the bumpety bump.

JB said...

P.Batemen: linky no worky. It links to my own Google Drive...

P. Bateman said...

whoops

https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B6hfeQwoYTA3VVR6empHU0RoX2c&usp=sharing

N/A said...

Whoa, dude, that is super nice looking. Nice that you can fit those monster tires in there, too. I bet that is a very plush ride.

Is it stiff and/or compliant in all the right places?


Wolf.

Roille Figners said...

anon 1:37 - Oh yeah, reading you loud and clear. I'm thinking she will do ANYTHING. Unless/until a moment arrives when she senses she is not #1, and then if you're not the praying type you better start.

Bateman - it appears you invented a new genre/sub-specialty - the "chubby bike."

P. Bateman said...

n/a - yeah, part of the reason i specifically wanted the older bridgestone is that it has a ton of clearance. no issue at all fitting 38mm tyires.

still getting used to looking down at all that 38mm mass - its a big bunch of chubby meaty stuff down there.

Holy Roller said...

The Good Book tells us, 'It is easier for a camel to get into heaven than a rich man to fit through the eye of a needle'.

BamaPhred said...

Bateman Your bike gives me a fred chubby, nice job.

Why Savino reminds me of "Honky Tonk Woman" I just don't know, but that's what popped into my mind when I saw its' picture.

P. Bateman said...

big thanks to Snobberson - years of reading this drivel led me to the rivendell and brooks folks along with the idea that a bike is more useful if its a little more well rounded than just some road racing bike that i didnt even race.

so, thanks Snoobs. good work.


babble on said...

Serendipitous that you should mention bikes on buses today, Snobi Wan. Just yesterday I had to load my bike onto a bus down in Richmond to get through the George Massey tunnel, where bikes are most definitely not allowed. There is a shuttle that runs through the tunnel, but it only runs once every two or three hours, so nobody really bothers with it.

Nice bike, Master Bateman. Have fun!

Roille Figners said...

How long before we start seeing chubbies in Wal Mart?

Anonymous said...

if you are into BBW...that is a good place to start your hunt.

biggus dickus said...

I had a chubby in Walmart, but I was careful to not let anyone see it.

biggus dickus said...

I had a chubby in Walmart, but I was careful to not let anyone see it.

Roille Figners said...

I dunno about you but for me the fall is always this welcome relief from ass-sweat, multiple changes-of-clothes, excessive showering, ice cube trays, and "both water bottles."

Old timer said...

It's good to be an old-timer cyclist. Feed Zone? "Juice 'n Java", a block up from the bike path. Hydration? Ice cold Coke...to accompany the freshly made Chocolate cheesecake muffin. Objective? Diligent observation of the local PGP. (Pretty Girl Parade).
Tire pressure? Probably ok. Rules? Um...I think not.

JLRB said...

Nice bike P.Bateman - chubby indeed - not to be "one of those posters," but did you intentionally set it up so the hoods stick up on an angle? I ended up setting up my singlespeed convert that way messing around with stem height, etc. - it wasn't comfortable for me and it messed with my brakies...

dop said...

The Sphinxtors were built as a memorial to son of sam's dogs.

P. Bateman said...

@jlrb - no, not intentional. the bike shop guys did the final tinkering but that was more or less where i had them when i took it in. unfortunately, the one place i went wrong was with the bars - they are these Nitto's that i think are more suited for like track bike duty. and they are too narrow. but i'm gonna live with it for now.

guess my Hoods will just be happy to see everyone.

Anonymous said...

Holy roller @ 2:30, actually the camel can't enter a non-existent location, but with the proper application of a blender and high pressure pump the needle thing might be doable.

N/A said...

If you're wanting to get technical, a man's wealth is probably not a good indication of his ability to pass through the eye of a needle.

Roille Figners said...

What if it's a Space Needle? Cuz I passed through that in like '01.

P. Bateman said...

do space cowboy junkies use those for smack?

bad boy of the north said...

nice color scheme mister bateman....good luck with her.very pretty indeed.

bad boy of the north said...

is that supposed to be someone we know,on twitter...?just making sure.

SuziScreendoor said...

Hey Snob. Funny how you mentioned roadies riding in dirt, but missed the Tour of Alberta - Stage 5 clusterfuck, featuring miles of muddy roads and the peloton getting lost a few kilometres from the finish. It was a good time!

https://www.facebook.com/TourofAlberta/photos/pcb.884748938277833/884748001611260/?type=1&theater

http://www.trekfactoryracing.com/news/cold-rain-mud-and-neutralized-finish-alberta-stage-5

El Marko said...

The editors of BuyCycling Magazine won’t agree, but in my view the people most relevant to bicycling today are (in no particular order):

• Jan Heine
• Peter Weigle
• Grant Petersen
• Tom Ritchey

In the “relevant though dead” category:

• Jobst Brandt
• Sheldon Brown

Most relevant prosateur:

• Eben Weiss

FWIW. YMMV.

Metaphor said...

Babs talking about a shuttle entering a tunnel, now why doesn't that surprise me.

Not What It Seams said...

Rich men, camels and needles. Sew what?

Anonymous said...

Nice Bridgestone P. Bateman but lose those Instagram "arty" photos, please. They are the photographic equivalent of cyclocross.

Anonymous said...

Babble jumps on board taking the plunge.

Anonymous said...

A bike rack like this makes my AM commute on a limited stop bus a daily event. 9 years now -- Hallelujah! (If I did not have the bus at least 3 days/week, I'd probably take up driving a car again. PM I always ride.)

Hmmm. 650B plus fatter tire instead of 700x32...

P. Bateman said...

dont worry Anon - i specifically was playing around with filters and nonsense to poke fun at the various cycling gallery sites videos here where everything is presented in its most "epic" fashion.

the only thing i instragram are my spotted dick picks.

https://instagram.com/p/vr87K0n90Z/

Dooth said...

Take the bike
Take the bike to the bus
Take the bike to the bus
Take the bike

Sung to the tune of the old MTA comercial-- Take the Train to the Plane.

JLRB said...

I feel bad for shouting a warning at Fredestrians that wandered into the bike lane today - no not the warning - the follow up "dumb ass" seemed to set them off - not good for cycling as a growing force in the universe

JLRB said...

OK not that bad

Anonymous said...

OK, P. Bateman, we cool.

Anonymous said...

Bike rack? revenge rack

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

SAVINOKUNT

no longer so smug in Germany said...

I stand corrected - those things are neither nor.

On another note, I am not that big on everyone being required to ride a bike as a part of drivers education. However, I think it should be a part of journalism school, cuz, like, this shit is WHACK!

http://www.wmcactionnews5.com/story/29968343/cyclist-shot-almost-hit-on-poplar-avenue

Anonymous said...

Watching Serena Williams play leaves me feeling scared and confused and excited and giddy with the jungle fever. She will backhand you and leave crushed balls in her wake.

Scranus said...

Scranus does

JLRB said...

The first uncropped photo of the school of salmon has a suspicious looking fellow in the drivers seat of the mini van - could it be the same private eyes that were at the fish place a few weeks ago?

Elite Interloper said...

let me lead out the sprint while peeling and eating a banana ... 94

Spokey's Still Sleeping said...

95

P bate is shining his new bike, if you know what I mean said...

96

DOP must be working said...

97

Work? What is that? said...

98

Maxwell Smart said...

99

wishiwasmerckx said...

Agent 99...

JLRB said...

Points!

Wow it takes so little to make me happy

JLRB said...

NOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

Nipped at the line by wishiwas

JB said...

[Dude on cruiser who wandered onto the course]

P. Bateman said...

i wouldnt say i was shining it, but i did just "hose it down" because it was a bit "dirty" from my morning ride since i can now off road that mofo.

The Uninformed Commentariat said...

Dammit! I don't have any Wednesday weed, so why should Snob get a free pass with being late on the Wednesday post just because he's sucking down Wednesday bong hits like there's no tomorrow.

The Uninformed Commentariat is an idiot said...

In addition to spewing vitriol topics that he really knows nothing about, The Uninformed Comentariat has a punctuation problem. Repaired:


Dammit! I don't have any Wednesday weed, so why should Snob get a free pass with being late on the Wednesday post just because he's sucking down Wednesday bong hits like there's no tomorrow?

P. Bateman said...

about time someone had the class to fix the mess they made. periods laying around, commas, that aren't needed.

real shit show hear in the commants.

The Uninformed Commentariat needs a copy editor said...

Pssst, Master Bateman. The Uninformed Commentariat and The Uninformed Commentariat are both the same person. I.e., me. And I left a word out of my correction.

P. Bateman said...

which word? oh, i see. you left out Fuck-O

The Uninformed Commentariat said...

I just can't stop making mistakes. I really do need a copy editor. I shall name him/her Fuck-O. Applications will be accepted in the comments section of BikeSlobNYC.com.

Roille Figners said...

What are you talking about my punctuation fucko.

PS "crushing sense of responsibility" my ass! What time is it in NYC right now, like 104 bl'glock? Shit I've already been to meetings and back. Where is todays post I NEED IT

Sensai said...

Patients, grasshopper.

P. Bateman said...

i like this david cross bit. good stuff Roille

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Anita Frank said...

HOW I GOT MY LOAN FROM THIS GREAT COMPANY

Hello my dear people , I am Anita Frank, currently living in New jersey city, USA. I am a widow at the moment with three kids and i was stuck in a financial situation in April 2015 and i needed to refinance and pay my bills. I tried seeking loans from various loan firms both private and corporate but never with success, and most banks declined my credit ,do not full prey to those hoodlums at there that call them self money lender they are all scam , all they want is your money and you well not hear from them again they have done it to me twice before I met Mr. Wilson Edwards the most interesting part of it is that my loan was transfer to me within 74hours so I will advice you to contact Mr. Edwards if you are interested in getting loan and you are sure you can pay him back on time you can contact him via email……… (wilsonedwardsloancompany@gmail.com) No credit check, no co signer with just 2% interest rate and better repayment plans and schedule if you must contact any firm with reference to securing a loan without collateral then contact Mr. Wilson Edwards today for your loan
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Mrs Sharon Sim said...

HOW I GOT MY LOAN FROM DR PURVA PIUS LOAN FINANCE (urgentloan22@gmail.com)

Hello Everybody,
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=================
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Williams Burn said...


DEAR ESTEEMED LOAN SEEKER,

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NAME……….
SEX……….
AGE……….
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COUNTRY……….
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LOAN DURATION:………
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YOUR MONTHLY INCOME……….
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preparations where made concerning the loan transfer and in less than two(2) days the loan was deposited into my bank so i want to advice any one i need of a loan to quickly contact him via: ( fredloanscompany@yahoo.com) he does
not know am doing this i pray that God will bless him for the good thing he has done in my life.

Mrs.Irene Query said...

HOW I GOT MY LOAN FROM DR KELLY WILLIAMS LOAN FINANCE

My Brothers and Sister all over the world, I am Mrs.Irene Query Wheat from philippines ;i was in need of loan some months ago. i needed a loan to open my restaurant and bar, when one of my long time business partner introduce me to this good and trustful loan lender DR KELLY WILLIAMS that help me out with a loan, and is interest rate is very low , thank God today. I am now a successful business Woman, and I became useful. In the life of others, I now hold a restaurant and bar. And about 30 workers, thank GOD for my life I am leaving well today a happy father with three kids, thanks to you DR KELLY WILLIAMS Now I can take care of my lovely family, i can now pay my bill. I am now the bread winner of my family. If you are look for a trustful and reliable loan leader. You can Email him via,mail (financialgoodnews22@hotmail.com) Please tell him Mrs Irene Query Wheat from philippines introduce you to him. THANKS


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Country:
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Bryan Roland said...

I’m Bryan Roland by name, i want to use this medium to alert all loan seekers to be very careful because there are scammers everywhere.Few months ago I was financially strained, and due to my desperation I was scammed by several online lenders. I had almost lost hope until a friend of mine referred me to a very reliable lender called Mr Roy Smith ( A God fearing man) who lend me a loan of $45,000 under 72 working hours without any stress. I explain to the company by mail and all they told me was to cry no more because i will get my loan in their company and also i have made the right choice of contacting them i filled the loan application form and proceeded with all that was requested of me and to my shock I was given the loan, If you are in need of any kind of loan just contact him now via: barclaysloanservice247@yahoo.com, I‘m using this medium to alert all loan seekers because of the hell I passed through in the hands of those fraudulent lenders.

Thanks you Barclays Loan service for your help.

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Hello Everybody,
My name is Mrs Sharon Sim. I live in Singapore and i am a happy woman today? and i told my self that any lender that rescue my family from our poor situation, i will refer any person that is looking for loan to him, he gave me happiness to me and my family, i was in need of a loan of S$250,000.00 to start my life all over as i am a single mother with 3 kids I met this honest and GOD fearing man loan lender that help me with a loan of S$250,000.00 SG. Dollar, he is a GOD fearing man, if you are in need of loan and you will pay back the loan please contact him tell him that is Mrs Sharon, that refer you to him. contact Dr Purva Pius,via email:(urgentloan22@gmail.com) Thank you.

BORROWERS APPLICATION DETAILS


1. Name Of Applicant in Full:……..
2. Telephone Numbers:……….
3. Address and Location:…….
4. Amount in request………..
5. Repayment Period:………..
6. Purpose Of Loan………….
7. country…………………
8. phone…………………..
9. occupation………………
10.age/sex…………………
11.Monthly Income…………..
12.Email……………..

Regards.
Managements
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Renee Joan Rothell said...

MARTINEZ LEXIE INVESTMENTS LIMITED HELPED ME OUT OF MY FINANCIAL MESS!!!

I have been in financial mess for the pass 12 months now, I am a single mum with kids to look after. My name is Renee Joan Rothell, and am from Ridley Park, Pennsylvania. A couple of weeks ago My friend visited me and along our discussion she told me about Mr Martinez Lexie of ( Lexieloancompany@yahoo.com ); that he can help me out of my financial situation, I never believed cause I have spend so much money on different loan lenders who did nothing other than running away with my money. She advised I gave it a try because he helped her and some of her colleagues too by granting loans to revive their dying businesses. so I mailed him and explain all about my financial situation and therefore took me through the loan process which was very brief and easy.. After than my loan of 63,000.00 USD was approved and granted to me.. all i did was to follow the processing and be cooperative and today I am a proud business owner sharing the testimony of God-sent Lender. You can as well reach him through the Company website: http://lexieloans.bravesites.com OR text: +18168926958



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JORDAN said...

Hello Loan Seekers,

Do you need an urgent? If yes worry no more, For we offer all kinds of loan at a low and affordable interest rate. Get back to us if you need a loan with the below information.

* Are you financially Squeezed?
* Do you seek funds to pay off credits and debts
* Do you seek finance to set up your own business?
* Are you in need of private or business loans for various purposes?
* Do you seek loans to carry out large projects/Real Estate
* Do you seek funding for various other processes?

LOAN APPLICATION INFORMATION FORM

* Name:
* Age:
* State:
* Country:
* Phone Number:
* Loan Amount Needed:
* Loan Duration:

Contact us now via Email: hendersonloanfunds@gmail.com

Thank You,
JORDAN HENDERSON,