Friday, September 18, 2015

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

It's Friday, so let's promote stuff!

Firstly, a fellow Brooks blogger will be putting together an event in New York City on Thursday, September 24th and he would like you to know about it:

Changing Gears:
Changing Gears is a 20 minute short film, showing the journey of 5 young Londoners as they cycle from London to Brighton. Having never met before, and each from different backgrounds and life stories, the film is a look at the transformative potential of the bicycle in bringing people together and breaking down barriers. On show is an insight into the sense of freedom and independence young people gain from a bicycle in a city, the worries and problems they face growing up there, and how they react to new geographies outside London.

Now you know about it, so you have no excuse not to go.

Also, this should not be confused with this far trippier short film, also called "Changing Gears:"



Leonard Maltin called it the "Run Lola Run" of India.

Speaking of Brooks, they want you to know they're showing off their new Carbon Cambium (or Crabon Cabmium) saddle over at their Interbike booth, and presumably you can also see pictures of it by using this #hashtag:


I happen love the Cambium just the way it is, but I don't think it's possible to be in the bike business without making a crabon version of something, which is also why I'll be releasing new editions of all my books with crabon covers.

Lastly, here's your Kickstarter Smart Bike of the Week:


Love the flat tire distress signal:


They should put that on triathlon bikes so we can all ignore them.

And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right then you're a friggin' genius, and if you're wrong you'll see mon vélo.

Thanks very much, ride safe, but do everything else recklessly.


--Wildcat Rock Machine



1) According to the Wall Street Journal, Citi Bike is the new:

--BMW
--Range Rover
--Ducati
--Crack






2) In the alternate reality inhabited by Freds, if someone is selling a Specialized Venge-Schmenge for $500 it is probably:

--Fake
--Fake
--Fake
--A SMOKIN' HOT DEAL!!!





3) This week, Interbike was rocked by the #sockgate scandal.  What happened?

--A Portland-based cycling apparel company was busted by the Nevada Highway Patrol on the way to Interbike with 500 pairs of weed-filled socks
--The Interbike organizers alienated certain attendees by placing socks depicting women in g-strings in everybody's gift bag
--Rowdy Cross Vegas spectators pummeled competitors with socks filled with what appeared to be feces, but later turned out to be mud
--A heavily intoxicated staff member of a widely circulated cycling magazine arrived at an industry mixer wearing nothing but a tube sock on his genitals






(Cleveland...or is it?)

4) Interbike organizers have announced that the show will move to Cleveland in 2017.

--True
--False







5) According to the NYPD, if a driver fails to properly secure a boat trailer and it crushes a cyclist to death as a result, whose fault is it?

--The driver's, for failing to secure the trailer
--The cyclist's, for not wearing a helme(n)t
--The Mayor's, just because
--The retired tennis player's, for "fitting the description"






6) Parents are outraged over a Citi Bike station near a Manhattan school because:

--"Who knows what kind of people will come in. It's disgraceful."
--"Children may access the bikes during recess and go joyriding."
--"Where are we supposed to pull over in our SUVs during drop-off and pick-up?"
--"Almost all directors and cinematographers know that, in a movie, the color blue pulls focus."







7) Another argument against disc brakes on road bikes is that they reduce the likelihood of serendipitous encounters resulting in the blossoming of true love.

--True
--False


***Special NSFW Language-Laden Bonus Video***


I guess it's part of some overarching comic persona, but it mostly just seems like he's exercising his white privilege.

134 comments:

Ted K. said...

DISRUPTION OF THE POWER PROCESS IN MODERN SOCIETY

59. We divide human drives into three groups: (1) those drives that can be satisfied with minimal effort; (2) those that can be satisfied but only at the cost of serious effort; (3) those that cannot be adequately satisfied no matter how much effort one makes. The power process is the process of satisfying the drives of the second group. The more drives there are in the third group, the more there is frustration, anger, eventually defeatism, depression, etc.

Anonymous said...

Despite being a total moron, Mr. NSFW did inadvertently make one valid point... bike cops shouldn't be riding through red lights any more than other cyclists.

Unless or until we change the red light rules for everyone, police in non-emergency situations are as mandated to obey them as the rest of us.

Anonymous said...

I tried hard, but gassed out.

grog said...

NSFW comment.

Carlos Caliente said...

4th, 3rd if Ted K doesn't count!

Anonymous said...

"Having never met before, and each from different backgrounds and life stories, the film is a look at the transformative potential of the bicycle in bringing people together and breaking down barriers. "

The "Lord of the Fllies"

Anonymous said...

Too easy

Anonymous said...

I'm beginning to see Ted K's "power process" critique as a theoretical explanation for the modern day Fred.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

topus tenus... only

Intercourse said...

I don't think the narrator said fuck enough times.

Synonymous said...

Fuckin Fridays

Preparation H said...

"BACKONTHERIVIT"

Nothing like sitting on a rivet or two.

Anonymous said...

French people should stick to baked goods and popularizing sexual deviance. Anything else they put their hands on turns to merde.

Carlos Caliente said...

Speaking of Crabon Crambmiums, did anyone here who signed up to be a Cambium tester actually become one? I know I didn't (yet).

Fred Nifacent said...

Fred Willard
Fred Armisen
Fred Astaire
Fred Gwynne
Fred Durst
Fred Schneider
Fred MacMurray
Fred Whipple
Fred Thompson
Fred Grandy
Fred Mertz
Fred Flintsone
Fred Sanford

all the guys say have Fredly weekend

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Does Uma come to the rescue if you hit the emergency flat tyre button?

Anonymous said...

LOOK AT THESE MUTHAFUCKERS!

Serial Retrogrouch said...

...i missed the part when the indian run lola run hero transforms into a badass... all i saw is that he buys a hawaiian style shirt, and suddenly the girl next door invites him in, presumably to shag him.

...i hope the director now makes a cycling style hero movie.

Federico F. Fredriksen said...

Did the UVHOC inventor steal the fork from a different bike?

Wrench Monkey said...

Hey anonymous @ 12:12, the French are also pretty good at aeronautical design, intellectual discourse, cityscapes, tires, developing the precursor to modern democracy, and designing and building beautiful, high performance, reliable cars. OK, maybe not so much on the cars.

CommieCanuck said...

Mutherfuckin' three lane road, so fuckin' cars can pass other fuckin' cars , or fuckin' bikes, muthafucker.
See, no fuckin' cars in the other two lanes. Fuckin' multi-lane roads..how do they fucki' work?

See, this video is why I'm only 90% against police brutality. Dude needs a billy club up the poop-chute.

CommieCanuck said...

fucker

Anonymous said...

two minutes after the clip was recorded,the nsfw star was maced,pepper sprayed and screamed "don't taze me bro" and subsequently dragged through the passenger side window while trying to cut through the "steuben day parade" by lederhosen clad spectators...

Max Schlachter said...

Hey! Cincinnati! You should visit on your next BRA, Wildcat!

balls™ said...

Oh, crap. I forgot about the quiz. I'm pretty sure I failed because I certainly didn't study last night.

I also showed up to class without my pants, but that was no accident.



scranus

Anonymous said...

Is Ted K recycling old posts? Merde x Merde

Anonymous said...

"...and building beautiful, high performance, reliable cars. OK, maybe not so much on the cars."

OK, maybe not so much on the cars - I'll say. Came across a Peugeot laying on the side of the road once; it was moaning, then it expired.

JB said...

Cincinnati, btw.

Comment deleted said...

Full of annoyance at the muthafuckin dude in the last video, I was going to post disparaging remarks about his parentage and genital volume/capability. But, as usual, Commie beat me to it, and did a much better job than I ever could.

BamaPhred said...

Scranus

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the French cheese! (Or TdF winners that never got "caught" doping)

The Candid Cyclist said...

That was fucking, the most fucking annoying fucking video I've fucking ever fucking watched; Fuck. You should have used it for wrong quiz answers. Or maybe you did, I wouldn't know. Why? 'Cause I am FUCKING awesome. Peace Out

leroy said...

My dog thinks Mr. NSFW should have had the courage of his convictions and hung out the window with his tongue flapping in the breeze to bark his opinion.

But then again, my dog is a big fan of situations whose final descriptor is "hilarity ensues."

leroy said...

And ride safe all!

N/A said...

Cincinnati, for sure! The area by the sportsball fields has changed a lot since that picture.

JLRB said...

Drop your ocks and grab your ocks

Anonymous said...

How long did it take them to think about passing the cops on bikes?

Anonymous said...

I wanna know where the driver concealed the baseball bat.

Anonymous said...

I think the run lola run star changed his demeanor right after his 'friends' fed him that thing that looked like poop on a leaf. It's like an extended trailer for a bollywood porn movie, except without the porn.

Anonymous said...

the more cops on bikes we have, the better chance that they'll finally start looking at car v bike crashes without the automotive industrial complex bias that they currently bring to such matters.

Anonymous said...

the more cops on drugs we have, the better chance that they'll finally start looking at car v drugs crashes without the automotive industrial complex bias that they currently bring to such matters.

Purchase! said...

the more cops on prostitutes we have, the better chance that they'll finally start looking at car v prostitute crashes without the automotive industrial complex bias that they currently bring to such matters.

wats7 said...

Re: Changing Gears. 2 points. Was the one dude in the food cart scene wearing a Livestrong wristband? And don't ya think Canada Dry will be upset about their product placement in the kick the can scene?

Roille Figners said...

You guys almost make me wanna go back and watch this annoying-ass video, except then I'll probably be annoyed yeah? I don't need that... I'm still reeling from having to see D-Rab this early in the day. You Rab-rolled us Snobz, you devil!

The 5 Londoners - did they in fact start their journey in the Soho area? Cuz then they would've ridden "from Soho down to Brighton." CHORTLE CHORTLE!!! Which BTW is like 55 miles... totally doable in a day, even if you're Slowbie McSlowberson.

butt
poop
farts

Anonymous said...

Isn't there a perfectly good lane to the right of the cops the guy could use?

Roille Figners said...

FYI I only got as far as "share the fuckin' road."

bad boy of the north said...

Mr.nsfw.....prolly lost his drivers license .....maybe why the rant from the passenger seat and didn't show that the one driving was his mommy.

bad boy of the north said...

no offense to mommies.

Roille Figners said...

SNAP!!!!!!!!!

Roille Figners said...

(No snap on mommies.)

Roille Figners said...

...or Snap-On mommies. Although...

bad boy of the north said...

Lol......@rf

1904 Cadardi said...

A Snap-On mommy owns quality, albeit expensive, tools.
A Strap-On mommy wears interesting, albeit expensive, tools.

Do I have my definitions correct?

bad boy of the north said...

1904 carardi.......hmmm.roille?

Roille Figners said...

What if Strap-On Mommy straps on Snap-Ons? Then she can be a bit more modular, which might be nice.

Anonymous said...

I see the time has come to stop reading comments for the day....

bad boy of the north said...

Oops....sorry....1904 Cadardi....fumble fingers.me.

Comment deleted said...

OK, Anonymous has finally left. Let's start talking about the important stuff.

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

changing gears sounds like a liberal arts film indoctrination that happens to feature bicycles. sounds like the same thing can be accomplished using friends who limp; have acne; hate the same boss, or any other little microcosm of society that shares a common interest, affliction or peril. maybe i'll watch it anyway, just to see if I am wrong.

1904 Cadardi said...

Anon @ 3:49

Yes, yes, you're right of course, we gone horrible off the rails.

So, ummmm, bikecycle something or other.

JLRB said...

First off - why is NSFW idiot wearing two pair of glasses

And, what kind of narcissist films his Bro self talking tough in the front seat of a car -

Also, given the usual use of such videos, I was expecting police brutality after 45 seconds

C. All of the above

JLRB said...

And, apparently, for the Pope's visit to DC - no bikes allowed in the security perimeter. So much for getting to work.

Roille Figners said...

Anonymous didn't leave - anonymous didn't do shit and won't do shit. Anonymous is still reading like a good little bitch. Hi Anonymous! Don't forget to think about my anus!

Comment deleted said...

Wow, I sort of feel that that should become a standard good-bye phrase, Rollie. Much like "Have fun storming the castle."

Comment deleted said...

Today's fun fact: "Hey archbishop, that's my anus" returns no Google hits. Color me surprised.

Comment deleted said...

Neither does "Don't forget to think about my anus" However, removing the quotes returns this gem as the first hit.

Roille Figners said...

Ha - site won't load for shite, but I can at least read the URL and maybe that's enough!

EdmundWilson said...

JLRB @ 4:18
No bicycles allowed in DC perimeter.
Ironically the Pope is to be presented with a bicycle, custom painted by Noah Rosen of Velocolour.com.
Go to his website and link to his Facebook page

dop said...

I think that's the state song of the Nutmeg state..."I Left Mianus in Connecticut

leroy said...

My dog bet me I didn't know that the working title for "Goodbye Columbus" was "Hyannis."

Well of course I told him I know that's not true.

He says that just proves I owe him $5.

(Some days even bloodhounds can't follow him.)

Gibby said...


I wet my bed last night
I woke up sad

babble on said...

Whoooozeanus? And Gibby's a gusher? Wow. Just... wow. Somebody was doing Friday afternoon Beer o'clocks today. Holy way to devolve into debauchery, peeples. Um, one question, though. Does Strap-on mommie get to wear Snap-on mammaries?

bad boy of the north said...

for me,ms.babble,three beero'clock

Anonymous said...

Kickstarter for Snap On, a modern upgrade of the Strap On. Updated version also includes an iPhone app will yell "fuck" over and over so no need for the participants to do so. International languages available too, Canadian will yell "eh, eh, eh".

Anonymous said...

Babble @ 608: "Friday afternoon Beer o'clocks today. Holy way to devolve into debauchery, peeples."

After the fourth beer even Rob Ford starts looking doable.

Theme Song "Kiss de Frog" sung to The Little Mermaid's "Kiss de Girl".

Anonymous said...

"Run Lola Run", Canadian sequel "Bike Babble Bike".

dop said...

The working title for the sexy Daniel Day Lewis / Lena Olin flick was, The Unbearable Lightness of Scranus.

Roille Figners said...

Hey look, Jizz Mag says some Canajuns beat the human-powered land speed record in a big recumbent suppository:

http://www.gizmag.com/cyclist-human-powered-speed-record/39472/

Fucko said...

1st fucko!!

Anonymous said...

Lantern rouge...

bieks said...

Can't make it to NYC for Changing Gears, but the 10 minute version was pretty good. Thanks. I guess the 10 minutes of bikey stuff got cut.

JLRB said...

LOLL YGAG

babble on said...

That guy in the fucking bonus video is a friend of our friend the fucking Zen Master.

Anonymous said...

Carbon Cambium? This explains all the questions on the "be a Cambium tester" survey about how important do you think saving weight is.

Pathetic Old Cyclist said...

Another Saturday night with a scratchy scranus

Kirk Douglad said...

My favorite movie will always be Two Weeks in another Scranus

Paul Newman said...

I prefer Cat on a Hot Tin Scranus

Robert Redford said...

I think that performance was far short of your work in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Scranus

Oscar Wilde said...

The Importance of Being Scranus is my favorite. And Autocorrect now completes Scranus for me.

John Travolta said...

Hey POC..... The title was, Saturday Night Scranus

Billy Scranus said...

I gonna take this right scranus, and I'm gonna whop the right side of your scranus, and there's not one scranal thing you can do about it.

Ted Nugent's Scranus said...

Cat scratch scranus, now you know why I'm always pissed off.

Lord Scranuson said...

Half a scranus, half a scranus, half a scranus onward,
All in the valley of Scranus Rode the six hundred.

Lewd Carroll said...

Alice's Adventures in Scranus

Marlon Scranus said...

A Streetcar Named Scranus launched my career.

Ben Hur said...

"The Unbearable Smell of Dorothy's Scranus" - Documentary - Bound to get a 2015 Oscar Nomination.

Lorna Luft said...

I Did It All for Scranus

Hunter S Thompson said...

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...a Savage Journey into the Scranus of the American Dream

Richard Lester said...

A Hard Day's Scranus

scranus master said...

What a scranusing scranus of a rat's scranus. The guy came up to me all scranus...and I said scranus you motherscranus

Linda Lovescranus said...

Deep Scranus

Marilyn Scranus said...

Behind the Green Scranus

Jefferson Scranus said...

Don't You Want Sombody's Scranus

NASA said...

We're probing planet Scranus.

The Three Dog Scranus said...

Joy to the Scranus.

shirley jones said...

Surrey with the Scranus on Top

claude rains said...

Arrest the usual scranus

claude balls said...

get that tiger out of here

Forest Scranus said...

Scranus is as scranus does

Leo DiCaprio said...

Twelve Years a Scranus

Christina said...

Joy to the Scranus

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William Wordsworth said...

I wandered lonely, as a scranus

Dick Dana said...

Twelve years before the Scranus

Kirk Douglas said...

Seven Days in Scranus

Fred from Milan said...

Broom wagon!

Monty Python Scranus Skit With The Vikings Chanting Scranus said...

You can have scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage and Scranus. There's not much Scranus in that.

I DON'T LIKE SCRANUS!!!!!

You can give your Scranus to me. I love Scranus.

Hashtag McYoloswag said...

I had a young gusher once. She was too young to understand the gush and I was too young to appreciate it. She kept saying, "Is that normal?"

I just said, "I have no quarrel with it madame."

There wasn't a dry scranus in the house.

Ronald McDonald said...

I got your Big McScranus right here!

Fake Colonel Sanders said...

It's scranus lickin good.

Bristol Palin said...

Did Hashtag Mcyoloswag just win the internet?

Forest Gump said...

My mama always told me scranus is as scranus does.

tommy scranus said...

...but i'm funny how,i'm funny like i'm a scranus,i amuse you?

henry hill said...

They shot Tommy in the scranus, so his mother couldn't have an open casket.

Papa said...

The Scranus Also Rises
A Farewell to Scranus
The Green Hills of Scranus
To Have and Have Scranus
For Whom the Scranus Tolls

P. Bateman said...

so the youtube guy apparently is a champion of 1st amendment rights - he once won $25K for his laugh at a cripple stunt.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2015/02/04/city-pay-crippled-girl-arrest/22859071/

thank goodness we have such brave people guarding the gates of freedom.

David Pearce said...

Good for you, Bike Snob,

Your takedown of the entitlement culture and complete and very appropriate deconstruction of Delia Ephron!

Boy, all that squawking about the "dangers" of the 4-11 year olds "bumping into" the Citibikes, not to mention the concomitant dangers of the 4-11 year olds bumping into the buses and SUVs picking up the little crumb crunchers. But, them's the breaks when you blindfold your students whenever they go outside.

(Wait a sec, something is wrong with my logic there.... .)

And your post on Delia Ephron's "Ode to Entitlement / Film Making 101" is a Bike Snob Classic!

I wasn't aware that "blue pulls focus", but you can be damn sure I'll remember it now! Don't know HOW I managed to stay alive without knowing this before now! It is such a fine line between clever and stupid....

"O, the Stupidity!"

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