(The stork preparing to deliver a bundle of both joy and racism in Disney's dated and off-putting 1941 classic, "Dumbo.")
That should be enough time to trade in the Big Dummy for a bakfiets:
Or else just a Canyonero.
In the meantime, thanks for indulging my absence (or, if you choose not to grant me indulgence, you know where you can stick your lack thereof), and I look forward to seeing you back here on the 26th.
Sincerently,
--Wildcat Rock Machine
213 comments:
1 – 200 of 213 Newer› Newest»Mazel tov.
I hope mother and child are resting comfortable.
And you will find the parental work load from 1 to 2 goes up at least 4 times.
2 to 3, and you and the misses have to drop back into a zone.
More then 3, just give up and start drinking.
Where are my podium fluffers?
CONG RATS
POOD UMMM
"...eighteen (18) children, or two (2), depending on how you count."
There are 3 kinds on people in this world; those who can count and those who can't
Snob
Congrats to mom and yourself. Looking forward to your return
Congratulations. Will you call him/her martin/martine?
I think it goes one child changes your life, two makes you organized, three makes you wonder what the fuss was all about I never went to level three. Daddy made a trip to the vet.
Alhamdulillah!
congratulations on your human child. Just as well it wasn't a velociraptor.!
congratulation to snob,ms.snob and to all the little snobbies.welcome to the world,little one.
oh....and in the first group.
ya know, when my kids were born I didn't take a brake from blogging. Of course I did take a break from the job that I had, so whatevs. Maybe now is a good time to add to your wealth by designing a line of BSNYC clothing for infants and toddlers. Maybe some pastel, gender neutral colorways.
if I see one more selfie stick on the brooklyn bridge,i'm going to...
Congrats Mr Snob.
What, no cigars?
mazel tov!
Hey Congrats Old man!
No problem on the no cigars. I gave up burning the tobacco so I'll puff my nicotine vaporizer in the kid's honor.
Congratulations!
My daughter is pregnant and I'm getting schooled on how much things have changed in the raising-baby thing.
The stroller we used cost maybe 14$ and folded up like an umbrella. When the kid slumped over we stuffed towels around him/her to make him/her upright.
When they were cranky or when Mom and I wanted some alone time, we'd put them in the dryer.
Seemed to work just fine.
Good luck, happy for your and your Bride.
Best wishes.
Enjoy!
Congratulations, Snob!
No need to thank me. A short list of suggested names for the new Baby Snob:
Schwinn
Hipster
Beer
Curie
Erich
Snobette
Lance
White
Re-run
Brooklyn
Tour De
Ballast
Mazel Tov and blessings to you all!!
Yay!! Contratulations, Mr and Mrs, and WELCOME, little tiny baby Snob! That's great news... enjoy your family time, Snobi Wan!
Didja get a present for the other seventeen kidlets "from the baby?" Mine had such a gap between 'em, it would have been silly, but they say it works a charm.
Congrats to all! And isn't it paternity leave, not maternity? Well, either way in just a few short years you have another person to make caps and jerseys in your sweatshop...er, basement.
Oh! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!! Inquiring minds want to know! Baby boy, or baby girl, or are you going to do that whole (gak!!) Gender Reveal party in a few months time?
A few more names (if you did not like any on the last list):
Paris Roubaix
Maillot Jaune
L'alp D'huez
Cassette
Alley Cat
Engin
Green Way
Citi Bike
Congrats! Tha pants yabbies work!
...What everyone else said.
...this means you are one human child shy of having the status child.
...and you def need a backfeets now.
...matzaballs inshallah!!!
Congrats Snob. Enjoy every moment. My youngest just turned one and my oldest will be 7 next week. It's ridiculous how quickly the time goes.
I am not a robot, I have emotions and empathy.
Congratulations!!!
OH! OH!!! BEST SNOB BABY NAME EVER!!!!
Sheldon Brown
How about "Not A. Snob" for the baby's name?
DB,
You SHOULD NOT put babies in the dryer.
FYI the bakefiets link has one nice Scandanavian MILF image on it.
It's something.
Congrats to you sir.
Very surprising that after all the bikeen and all the sitting on your ass that you'd have any swimmers left.
well, good luck with all them there chi'dr'n. better you than me. i love them for about 30 minutes max and then immediately want to hand them back to their owners.
maybe i AM a robot and just dont have this human "emotion" like real people.
congrats snobbie
i see many good names suggested.
but to honor the past, the new urchin's name must be Vito
db
congrats to your daughter too. you find it is fun even if you find those car seats to now be hundreds of dollars more than you spent (if you actually had car seats) and impossible to work.
but what they say about doting grandparents is true. they are all fools. but they have their revenge. the first blow up thing that was large enough to take over princess' living room was great. like a ball pit. even better was buying several hundred extra balls for it.
just wait till the urchin get to Lego age.
We had a car seat, but it'd definitely be illegal now.
I recall my car seat growing up.... My Mom would slam on the brakes, fling her cigarette out the window and swing her arm across my chest to keep me from flying through the window.
vsk said ...
Congratulations Mr. + Mrs. Snob!
I hope you got her a nice push present (as I've heard them described!).
Funny scene in Paddington Bear (don't ask me how I know this!) when the father to be brings the wife to the hospital to deliver and when he picks her up a couple of hours later. With kiddies, you will see this I'm sure.
Best of luck, I am going to use the subway that I do not own.
vsk
So, you've been doing more than just pedling your biek, eh?
You'll be breastfeeding this one too?
BABY #TWO
Congratulations.
The second child is easier in many ways because most of the experiences are old hat. However, no two children are alike, so you'll probably be in for some adventures.
The baby's name?
Vito and pretty good choice but I think Cleveland is better.
My first kid's car seat had a steering wheel and the only thing that held it in was a hook that fit under the back of the front seat.
Another week off?......I demand a refund.
Back in the day, It was the wimminz who took care of the new kid, and left the men-folk free to do what they want.
A heartfelt congratulations.
Perhaps you should take this opportunity to finally get around to changing your name from "Weiss" to the more inclusive and politically-correct "Schwartz," because black lives matter, too...
I wish that we could organize a series of guest-posts to while away the time, but that is difficult to do without imposing on our gracious and busy host.
How about Brooks for an name? Untermyer?
BMX?
Free Wheel?
I'm thinking the best name for this kid would be "Pabst Budnitz Snobbers". Or, you could go with just one name and call him/her Bansky. Either would be fun, and you're not listening to me anyway! (who would, with a name like Balls?)
Anyway, congratulations and good luck making it through the next 4-6 weeks!
Good idea, WIWM
I am computer illiterate so I am out as guest blogger.
Perhaps one of you youngins can entertain us while Snob is painting the baby's bedroom?
"Gender Reveal party" after the kid is born? Kill me now.
McFly: "It's something." When we something of interest in the wild, we'll say to the other, "Is that something?"
Congrats to your wife Snob. Another human child future Cat 5 competitor. Now get back to work so you can feed the kids.
Some one should ask us to do a guest post here while Mr. Snob in busy elsewhere. We both write the same guest post at the same time.
Woo hoo hoo!
Name choice is SO obvious - Fred.
Now that you have two children I am sorry to report that you will no longer be eligible for those awkward pauses in conversation when parents of multiple children ask how many brothers and sisters your child has - but you are now eligible to deliver that shocked response when someone else has only one child.
Or Charlie
aka Jesus-Chuck
Great News, Congratulations. There may be under inflated balls in New England, but obviously not in NYC.
Boy name: Rob in honor of you know who.
Girl name: Pope in honor of Babble.
gak!! Had a GF who made that sound sort of like that every once in a while, sometimes like a metronome.
Congratulations but only one week off? It is Australia Day on Monday 26th down here Canada's smelly socks, surely you will enjoy that public holiday as well?!
Don't want to give parental advice because apparently I am a shitty one for wanting to ride my bike too much.
Congrats!
Anon 11:23.
Agree with Brooks, they are paying the parental leave aren't they? Read the fine print of your contractual agreement, you may have no choice! Is it a gender neutral name?
The list of names is totally dorktastic!!
Confabulations Snob!!
And you're a better man than I: I would've taken at least 2 weeks off.
Hey, Crosspalms:
We should combine our REI credit dollars and get a baby gift.
Box of Clif Bars?
For us the second child was much less hassle because......well shit.....where is she at?
HUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYY HAVE YOU SEEN THAT OTHER ONE?"
Congrats on Arlo Thomas Weiss born January 18th, 7lbs 14oz.
"Mrs Snob" is a public facebook type
Big Congratulations!
Ours is 10 months old and we are back to 'hell no never again" after a very rewarding several months of "this isn't so bad maybe we could have a 2nd", which was of course preceded by parenting phase 1, being "what the fuck have we done?". Sincere best wishes! May there be many naps.
For the next few months, just call him/her Eric/Erica the Complainer. After he/she starts giving you a little peace a better name will probably come to mind. Congratulations! And let us know whether that Dick Tracy watch played any role.
DB, I like that idea.
Hey anonymous 12:12, that's kinda shitty and definitely creepy of you. Check yourself. Nice name though.
Mazel Tov. I hope you have created a Strava account for your child so it is old enough to start riding with you they can the youngest KOM.
No naming the child Scranus. Jr High is hard enough as it is. Also, very limited choices when rhyming.
7lbs 14oz
714 is a notable number in 20th century Americana. It is:
a. Career home runs hit by Babe Ruth.
b. Joe Friday’s badge number
c. Finally this.
I like Arlo.
Good name.
Sending it to my daughter for possible future use.
Congrats to mom!
Another kid means 5 more years of Snobby day care. Good for us! Two more years and I get to be a house husband too.
cycle
What name were you considering if baby was a female version?
Snob, well-wishes to you and family.
Now don't you worry about a thing while we trash the place in your absence....
Congrats on the new human!
Sheldon? Did no one see When Harry Met Sally?
More names:
Epic ("Ed" in Canada's scranus)
Allez ("Al" in Canada's scranus)
Roubaix "Ruby"
Middle names:
Shiv
Venge
Crux
And then start a bicycling blog. When Sinyard's lawyers sue you to Cease and Desist, only the child will be mentally scarred and the Specialized lawyer moves onto the next bicycle industry victim.
Seems like a good idea. Who's with me?
Well done to all the Snob family.
Worth it to get that Canyonero video.
(Names: Eddy or Bilko)
happy birthday! i did like cassette...
Typical union move to anounce a maternity leave after a three day weekend!
As gubner Walker said, "Molotov!"
The name will be Mario (as in Cipo).
You will be a grandfather in no time.
Yay! Smart people are reproducing!
Mazel Tov!
Congratulations on the birth of your child. Much happiness!
I'll add my congratulations!
Hmmmm with the extra time on my hands during lunch for the next week maybe i'll have wifey come up here for a nooner.
HEY SNOB.
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE NEW BABY. I'M RELIEVED TO HEAR YOUR SWIMMERS WEREN'T AFFECTED BY ALL THAT RIDING.
THEY ARE SAYING WOO HOO TOO.
Does this mean you have to return the Dick Tracy watch?
all caps
Congratulations!
WoHoo!
Comment Deleted, 1:17.
COD
Nice work, where do you find the time?
You selfish son of a bitch. Don't you realize that we live on a dying planet with dwindling resources? oh, and congratulations.
Wonderful news!! Congratulations!! You must feel very Special(ized)!!
This is surreal, arsed the podium and made two more comments before I woke up.
Langster.
Then you can report first hand about getting sued by Specialized.
Congratulations to the Snobs! Here in America's hat (or more specifically, Canada's left-facing codpiece), Dadternity leave is 12 months. Don't get any ideas, though, or I will start ignoring the ads over there ->
All the best to the 20 of you.
97
98
99
century
Anon 1:11 best me to it... Molotov
congrats
Also, McFly@10:20. "You SHOULD NOT put babies in the dryer. "
Why not? Will they shrink?
oops, at 2:05. I meant "beat me..."
vsk said ...
Wow, post century already!
vsk
Congrats to the Snob family!! Personally, I think "Randoneur" would be an awesome name - vaguely foreign with a touch of hipster savoir faire (as pronounced by the Cowardly Lion in the Wizard of Oz).
Just remember Women also do most of the child care and household shopping
Congrats, Snob. Peace and good health to all involved.
AND don't forget to go the diaper-free route
Na they will panic and shit all over yo towels.
Hey awesome..but no mention of boy or girl, brother or sister for L'il Eddy?
You really should consider naming the baby after me, or the very least, David Byrne.
On our second round, we had twins, ...just sayin', didn't want to out-Strava you on this, but just sayin', twins. This makes it 3:2 in overtime.
Tip:These will keep yer yabbies super-fertile.
Least but never last, when will you start working on the status child?
Maternity leave is great, having someone watching over the kid while daddy is riding!
That's wonderful news. Thanks for sharing your joy with us.
since no one else has mentioned it.... i don't find Dumbo to be off putting or racist at all.
no more so than any given kevin hart movie.
and those crows are way funnier. and taller. SNAP. in yo' face kevin hart.
Biopace Rock Machine, what a beautiful name!
also, might i suggest Paul Allen for your latest 2015 edition of human offspring?
Doh! I’m glad you didn’t call the little one “Old-timer”. I know you were probably tempted. And I’d have been flattered, of course! And, the moniker is not gender-specific. But still, it just wouldn’t be right, what with the child being so young and all. // Snobby, you’re a lucky guy!!! Abundant blessings on you and yours!!!
I say we pitch in and buy one of these for the new edition
De-lurking to say "congrats"!
Congrats, Snobbie. Your children will do to you what thousands of ottermobile drivers couldn't...knock you off your bike and make you fat like the rest of us.
I say we all head over to Snobbie's house and check out the little cynic.
JLRB
you gots to be kiddin
I don't little Vito in anything less than an F350.
Good luck with the sleep deprivation. Not that you were any more than semi-coherent before.
Mazzzzzzzzel ToV!
Congratulations to you and mom.
Although I am not sure that anyone actually keeps such statistics, I am pretty sure that today set a record for speediest reach of the 100 comment mark.
Blessed be! Praise the Lord! If the child be a male, then I hope you consider circumcision. If the child be a female, then I hope not so much so.
Ouch!
you could call him, bambi
Like Feodor Vassilyev said, 1+1 does not equal 2 when counting children. My condolences, WCRM.
Apparently there is an Indian proverb when it comes to children, 1 is 1, 2 is 11.
We stopped at 1, but every one of my uncles and aunts said if they'd had the second one first, they'd never have had 2.
Congratulations! After two children, My wife and I decided that was enough. I became a fixie myself soon after.
Best $1700 I ever spent. I never went back for the follow up visit to Confirm Blank Rounds status. I just field tested it for 2 or 3 months of wet work.
scranutulation !
Congrats!
Having my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me?
Having my baby
What a lovely way of sayin' what you're thinkin' of me?
I can see it
Face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes
I'm happy you know it
That you're having my baby
You're the woman I love and I love what it's doin' to ya
Having my baby
You're a woman in love and I love what's goin' through ya
The need inside you
I see it showin'
Whoa, the seed inside ya, baby, do you feel it growin'?
Are you happy you know it?
That you're having my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
Having my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Didn't have to keep it
Wouldn't put you through it
You could have swept it from you life
But you wouldn't do it, no, you wouldn't do it
And you're having my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what it's doin' to me
Having my baby
I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Having my baby
(Having my baby)
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me?
Having my baby
(Having my baby)
I'm a woman in love and I love what's goin' through me
Anonymous at 1:47 yesterday for co-COD.
Spokey punked my idea of buying Snob a motorized kiddie SVU, so may I suggest everyone celebrate by buying a hat or jersey or book
I went with the urban wool murdered out version.
“The truth about the world, he said, is that anything is possible. Had you not seen it all from birth and thereby bled it of its strangeness it would appear to you for what it is, a hat trick in a medicine show, a fevered dream, a trance bepopulate with chimeras having neither analogue nor precedent, an itinerant carnival, a migratory tentshow whose ultimate destination after many a pitch in many a mudded field is unspeakable and calamitous beyond reckoning.
The universe is no narrow thing and the order within it is not constrained by any latitude in its conception to repeat what exists in one part in any other part. Even in this world more things exist without our knowledge than with it and the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way. For existence has its own order and that no man's mind can compass, that mind itself being but a fact among others.”
Dude, you should totally get the Canyonero.
I mean, one kid = minivan, two's a Canyonero.
Congrats or something. The blog will become more erratic, you'll tell us to stop our whining and get a life followed by a link to today's post or the blogger's union contract. Oh happy days.
1 + 1 = 10. Every robot knows that.
17 + 1 = 10010 but who's counting?
I know because I won both of them
Having a child does not deserve congratulations, but raising one with love and guidance does and I wish you the best in that regard.
I will miss your daily dose, Rockcrusher. But as I grow older I'm becoming accustomed to being inconvenienced by other people's children.
Congrats for the little snob!
An idea from Sheldon. (peace be upon him)
http://www.sheldonbrown.com/carrababy.html#disclaimer
But...Just Friday you said you would be back on Tuesday with "Regular Updates". Did this parenting condition sneak up on you? I want my money back...Thanks, for the full refund of $0.00.
OK, congrats.
Molotov!
chicken skin is nasty stuff
$1.50 woo hoo hoo
does beikcycling deflate your balls?
SnobDad:
Please post address where we can send gifts.
Does Boy have a Titanium Litespeed tricycle yet? A Rapha onesie?
Let us know what you need. We're on it.
55* Americanus degrees and I do believe we are LBL bound for some after work fun ending with the torching off of the Nightrider 750 Luminumiumens Beacon of Seeing Things.
It's so nice I may just run the Bib Shorts Guy setup.
New Ukrainian manufactured bike ...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ac_1421853428
Congrats on the new pup.
Please do not deprive the unwashed ceramic wax lube stained slack jawed helmented crabon fibered masses of your 'snobules' of wisdom.
Is it true that the child came into this world with several in utero tatts, a flannel shirt and that he/she looks just like the Porthole who stars in Portlandia?
Please don't talk about Bib Shorts Guy....here in the Hudson Valley (America's River) it's 30 degrees & about to snow....FDWT (first day without tights) is a long way off
JLRB @ 11:13 A
Spokey punked my idea of buying Snob a motorized kiddie SVU
Not at all! Just think you shouldn't settle for a wuss-mobile. At the least, a new snobbette should get an F650
$70k for a pick 'um up truck?!? I am soooo out of touch.
time to go beik around in the snooooow
congrats!
Is it true that Baby Snob has already published his first book?
"Cycling Maintenance & the Zen of the prenatal doggie paddle while suspended in utero by the warm softly caressing Saline Sea"
Biekcycling has gives ball cancer.
May I suggest Allincat Bret if you haven't picked a baby name yet. Thus paying homage to the master of onstage scat, the retrofred from planet tridork, and daddy of course
But Yehuda Mars Unit is fine too if it's a girl.
Congratulations, Wildcat!
I see your Rock and Roll Machine must be working well. No firing blanks there!
I wish Lil' Wildcat a wonderful, wonderful life, free of Islamist Jihadism, salmoning bicyclists, bicycle thieves and those criminals who leave bicycles out in the weather to rust and rot.
I'm sure you will be spending your free time, should there be any, how to spread on just the right amount of Snarky Flavor icing on all the random subject cupcakes that magically appear in our lives.
Pearce
sir scranus
don't be so gullible
Wasn't Arlo Thomas married to Donahue?
That Girl! This Scranus! Get the fuck on it. Too soon?
Soon to have lots of time on my hands; so I think I'll take up cycling, just don't leave your bike unlocked once I do.
Is there such a thing as shraderdigitation?
Congratulations! The Mrs is agitating for a second now that our first is nearing 3. Looking forward to reading how you are coping with starting the whole process over.
Only one thing is more annoying than people talking about their babies and small children. ....
Triathletes talking about triathlon training and racing.
Not surprisingly people who get tattoos with of their children's names remind me of triathletes who get tri-tatts.
Triathletes don't deserve to be called athletes. What else can we call them though?
Triwannabeathletes?
Anon 12 34
I know, my little one is on, y 24 1/2. The old lady still wants one.
The feeling never goes away for them. It can'tbe supressed with the aquisition of a good sturdy road machine.
Keep the scranus side down
I just dropped enough cheddar on my auxillary child's travel soccer career to buy a nice 26" Santa Cruz Superlite frame. That's on the EBay. With not long left.
Which is now irrelevant.
Tridork works for me. (I suggested Trifred, but it never took hold). Training? I try to work out 4x weekly with a swim, bike & run each week. (not many bike outings if it's icy) The 30 mile each-way commute that I do weekly in spring & summer are training runs in disguise. (past the corner of seaman & Cummings) I clear my work schedule for two weeks before a race, which is really a party. I can usually con some family members into forming a relay team & they're on the course, too. Give me a number on my shulder, a goody bag & a neon swim-cap & I'll gladly dodgev turds in the Hudson (America's River)
Just wasting time and space...
Today's commute near miss involved an inner ring suburb police car turning into my path whilst turning right on red, even though it is clearly posted as illegal to do so. I half expected it so I was fully prepared to brake even though I had the light.
TriDouche'
Almost 2015 Baby Seal Clubathon is almost here. Can hardly wait to hear that cranial thump when I make contact ...
https://www.google.com/search?q=club+baby+seals&biw=1053&bih=442&tbm=isch&imgil=vQgQNNXG2DihwM%253A%253BbIu6aWdybTTdpM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.sharenator.com%25252FSharenator_Fantasy_Football_1%25252F101810%25252Fclub_baby_seals-53193.html&source=iu&pf=m&fir=vQgQNNXG2DihwM%253A%252CbIu6aWdybTTdpM%252C_&usg=__a3d9coHEWNBDdPHBRAPleLRw3SU%3D&ved=0CCkQyjc&ei=dKrCVJqCF8K8ggS3tISoCg#imgdii=_&imgrc=vQgQNNXG2DihwM%253A%3BbIu6aWdybTTdpM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ffiles.sharenator.com%252Fclub_baby_seals-s346x450-53193.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.sharenator.com%252FSharenator_Fantasy_Football_1%252F101810%252Fclub_baby_seals-53193.html%3B346%3B450
Clubbing Baby Seals. Sounds like a can't miss death metal band.
$$$$I EARNED $900 AN HOUR*$$$$
Performing fellatio on drunken Sailors during Fleet Week.
For further details meet me at the intersection of Seaman and Cummings 9AM this Saturday. And remember 'Loose Lips Sink Ships.'
I AM NOT A ROBOT
TriDork is ok.
I.e. Dork x 3
I would like to see our bike snob lead the way in the reconciliation between Greg and Lance. This bitterness is destroying cycling. But not destroying careers.
Greg never took or did drugs! He has admitted to tasting 'the medicine' though.
Lemond admitted to using bee pollen when he was racing. Not sure if it was on the banned substances list, but I do know that the bees were pretty upset about it.
I tried the bee pollen thing but I got hives.
Is it true that BSNYC's pup came out speaking French and is a David Byrne dead ringer??? Keeps repeating Qu'est-ce que c'est ...
scranus
Child #2 keeps crop dusting the living room with UTF's......Upset Tummy Farts. Its so bad we started covering our drinks.
Is he really coming back tomorrow? it's just like Christmas Eve - except the sleigh is a stroller, etc.
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
Shaddup Scranuli
A ha. Top of the podium for the next century.
Why am here?
XX! Did it work? All quiet in Scranusville?
And Holy Carp, Batman! I hear New York will be muffled and quiet under a massive dump of snow this time tomorrow... ride safely out there, peeps, or better yet, maybe you can cocoon at home, snug and warm...
You know how much we miss you, right snobberdooderdoo? Even so, take er easy, and enjoy the magic, mmmkay?Sending peace and love to the whole Wildcat clan. xo xo
Nipples.
Post a Comment