(The stork preparing to deliver a bundle of both joy and racism in Disney's dated and off-putting 1941 classic, "Dumbo.")
That should be enough time to trade in the Big Dummy for a bakfiets:
Or else just a Canyonero.
In the meantime, thanks for indulging my absence (or, if you choose not to grant me indulgence, you know where you can stick your lack thereof), and I look forward to seeing you back here on the 26th.
--Wildcat Rock Machine