Thursday, November 20, 2014

Hail Fellow Hel Ment.

As readers of "Rolling Stone" already know (just kidding, nobody reads "Rolling Stone" anymore), details on Bono's bicycle crash in Central Park have finally emerged, and they are not pretty:



While riding his bike through New York's Central Park on Sunday, the singer attempted to avoid another rider and was involved in what doctors have called a "high energy bicycle accident." Bono was rushed to New York-Presbyterian/Weill Cornell Medical Center's Emergency Department and underwent "multiple X-rays and CAT scans" followed by five hours of surgery. 

So who was this other rider?  A Strava segment-hunting Cat 4?  A weaving tourist on a rental bike?  David Byrne and Matthew Modine salmoning on a tandem?  We may never know.  One thing we do know though is that Bono is in pretty bad shape:

The singer suffered numerous serious injuries, including a "facial fracture involving the orbit of his eye," three separate fractures of his left shoulder blade and a fracture of his left humerus bone in his upper arm. The latter injury was particularly damaging, with the bone shattering in six different places and tearing through his skin.

I was sorry to hear this and wish him a speedy recovery.

Of course, whenever anybody is injured on a bicycle, regardless of the circumstances or the nature of the injuries, that means it's time to CUE UP THE MORONS!


Bono suffered injuries more serious than originally reported when he crashed his bicycle in New York’s Central Park on Sunday — and the extent of those injuries suggest the 54-year-old U2 singer may have been riding without a bicycle safety helmet.

Oh shut the fuck up.  The only injury a foam hat might have mitigated was the one to his face--and even then, according to the Snell Foundation, a helment is basically 50% effective in that department.  So basically what this means is that it's exactly as likely that Bono was in fact wearing a helment, which means that Bono's helment is basically the equivalent of Schrodinger's cat.

Plus, the same idiotic "article" then goes on to say this in big letters:

Injuries To Upper Left Arm Appear Most Serious, Broken In Six Places

But yeah, by all means, keep fixating on the helment.

I'd hate to think that, should I meet my fate out there on the mean streets of our metropolis, the media would speculate on my hat status in a similar fashion.  Therefore, for the avoidance of doubt, I've already composed my epitaph:


Sure, I do wear a helment a lot of the time, but I also know it's impossible for anything bad to happen to me while I have one on, so the epitaph will surely be accurate.

And if I must go, please let it be this way:


("The victim was not wearing a helment, and says to blow him."--The Daily Victim-Blamer)

Anyway, my biggest fear in all of this is that it turns out Bono was not wearing a helment, he gets all contrite about it after his recovery, and starts advocating for helment laws just as vigorously as he promotes his charity work.

Now that would really suck.

Speaking of helments, designers continue to attempt to disguise them as hats, and here's the latest attempt:



It's certainly better than some of the other ones I've seen, but it still makes you look like you're riding a horse:


See?


Not that there's anything wrong with that:


Now that's what I call "portaging."

Meanwhile, up in Halifax, a reader tells me the undead corpse of Margaret Thatcher is tryijng to get a bike licensing scheme going:


A Dartmouth councillor thinks it's time to consider licensing adult cyclists who are 18 years old and older.

"I think there would be more control over what they'd do. They'll be identified," said Gloria McCluskey.

"You're out there and you see them — no helmets, no lights."

McCluskey said the money raised from the licences could be used to pay for more bike lanes.

Hey McCluskey:

If you see them, then what's the problem?

Idiot.

Not to mention they already tried that and it didn't work:

But the co-owner of Cyclesmith, a bike shop on Agricola Street in north-end Halifax, said he remembers when the city used to issue bike licences in the 1970s. Mark Beaver said the program was shut down because it cost more than it brought in.

Then again, they didn't have the "Smart Hat" back then, so there's that:


Sometimes the technology just has to catch up with society's desire to oppress--though evidently the schmuck who came up with this thing still needs money:



We have the skills to fully develop smart hat and we are looking for interested parties to assist us in modest funding, co-developing & branding this exciting new product together.

Oh, please, let there be a Kickstarter!  Pleezpleezpleezpleez...

By the way, when I plugged the term "Smart Hat" into a popular Internet search engine, the first thing that came up was this:


I'm fairly certain that's what Bono was wearing when he crashed.

Lastly, even though cycling may be stagnating in Portland, and even though they're only the #4 bike city now, and even though nobody even cares about Portland anymore now that there are cooler white people cities like Des Moines, they're not giving up.  Well, I mean yes, they're giving up on bikes, but they're not giving up on being #1 when it comes to riding around town on non-motorized stuff with wheels.  Instead, they're moving on to skateboards:



As we wrote last year in an interview with the group’s founders, the rise of skateboard transportation has been driven in part by rapid advances in skateboard technology. And as NWSC members Cory Poole and Tessa Walker explained in a podcast episode last winter, that’s only one of the parallels between the skateboarding and bike transportation movements.

Wait a minute. "Rapid advances in skateboard technology?"  It's a freaking board with wheels.

Let me know when they're using skateboards to deliver soup.

202 comments:

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Comment deleted said...

Riding my aircraft-grade aluminum biek across the finish line...

Anonymous said...

silver!

dop said...

blow me

balls™ said...

Balls for everyone!

Bama Phred said...

Too slow

eric? said...

bring back spencer.

Gordon said...

Top 10!!

Eric Lowe said...

Tensies

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Top 10 at least.

treadstone said...

a helment is basically 50% effective in that department.

The point is the cost of medical care declines dramatically on a public health scale if biek riders use helments while bikeen.

That 50% effectiveness saves a ton of money and some misery.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Dang! Bono must have really hit hard to send his eye into orbit.

Get well soon Bono.

BikeSnobNYC said...

treadstone,

YES, BICYCLE CRASHES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE HEATH CARE CRISIS!!!

--Wildcat Rock Machine

Eric Lowe said...

Thanks Obama.

Anonymous said...

"Skateboard transportation," is it?

How long until Forester publishes a book on effective vehicular skateboarding?

Spokey said...

metal plates for bonobo?

that's gonna play havoc with the magpetal. guess he'll have to petal with his elbows?

Bama Phred said...

The news media and court of public opinion tried, convicted, and sentenced the guy who hit the lady in CP, but nothing on the ? that is involved with the Bono wreck? Hhhhhmmmmm. Sounds like some hard hitting investigative bike blogging journalism is needed here. Nothing to see here, move along.

Anonymous said...

I'm 47 and have been riding my bike in NYC for the past 22 years. Have been commuting daily most of that time and also ride a few times a week for fun. I always wear a helmet when out for long fun rides but never do on my commute. About 75% of it is in bike lanes but the rest on the streets. I used to be a bike messenger in Philly for a couple years during school and never wore a helmet there, neither did any of my colleagues (if you can call a bike messenger a colleague). I've been doored a few times, some stiches and a cracked rib. I've also hit twice by cars, some bad bruises but no major injuries. I've fallen off my bike on a handful of occasions as well. Am I an idiot who is tempting fate or am I an experienced and careful cyclist who is smart enough to know when a helmet is needed and when it is not? If you ask my wife she would say the former, but I feel that history supports the latter.

Gaffer Smythe said...

Please tell me how I can subscribe to this exciting new publication "The Daily Victim-Blamer"!

Spokey said...

how the fuck does Schrodinger do it?

every time i open the box the damn cat is still alive



Flyover BC said...

Queue up the morons!

Unless, of course, you mean rub some chalk on their respective heads right before using said head to energetically propel a hard white ball into a pack of 15 hard balls of diverse colors.

And why do Knew Yorkers say "standing on line" rather than "in line"? Is there a line painted on the ground (as seen in prison's and jails,which would explains a lot, really) so that Knew Yorkers will know where to stand.

Seems to me, if the line is made of people, and a person is part of that line, the person is standing in the line.

Anonymous said...

vsk said ...


Toppus 30 us.

vsk 543

Anonymous said...

NO WCRM,

the health care crisis is caused by old people, who use a lot of health care.

babble on said...

Yuck. Shattering my shoulderblade was more painful than three fractures to my hips and a rotator cuff rebuild. And bones sticking out of your skin?! Super yuck. Those high energy bicycle crashes are seriously damaging... poor guy. That is going to hurt for a while for sure.

But the good thing is that after a year with all of that hardware holding your collarbone together, they will sometimes take it out again. Small mercies.

And my brand new Giro didn't prevent a serious head injury last year. If it isn't MIPS it's just a foam hat.

jodphoto said...

Hey Wildcat.

This is a repost from yesterday. Hope you don't mind. We need you.

Bono got fucked up pretty bad(ly).

BUT, instead of reporting the germane facts of the accident which would have served the cycling community and suggested a way forward to better safety; the media instead reports on how many fucking pieces he was in after the accident.

BUT, rest assured, the NYPD in the Greatest Bicycling City in the Solar System will prevent such occurrences in the future by cracking down on cyclists for riding over cycle lane logos or some other such shit.

Apparently there was another cyclist involved coming in the wrong direction. Was that cyclist hit or injured?

It was reported as a high energy accident. What exactly the fuck is that?

Bono got a serious head injury around his eyesocket. Did his helmet protect the rest of his head?

Come on bro, help us understand.

caPt scrAnus said...

could be worse. they might be saying they are queuing up

Anonymous said...

Of course since Bono must be a regular reader of this blog I must take the time to wish him well. Get well soon Bono. And look out for trigeeks.

Freddy Murcks said...

When I googled "smart Hat", this was the first hit. It's way stupider than the moderately cute girl in the knit brain hat.

http://www.psfk.com/2014/11/lifebeam-hat-wearable-tech-sensors.html

By the way, among my many other skills, I know how to knit. I just might make that brain hat.

Shcrodinger's cat said...

There are two possible outcomes, live or dead, but that doesn't account for the probability that either outcome will occur.

And it is necessary to factor in a cat's nine lives, which provides a quantum leap in the complexity of the calculation.

Time to do a little cleaning, if you know what I mean, and then time for a nap.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Flyover BC,

I never even noticed the "on line/in line" thing until very recently. I'm not sure why people make a big deal about it. Both sound perfectly fine to me. Why does being "in line" make any more sense than being "on line" or vice versa? There are various situations where we use "on" to convey the notion that we're in a certain state of doing something. Being "on line" isn't much different than being "on the computer" or "on the phone" or "on drugs" or "on a bender" or "on trial for damage wrought during a bender."

Okay, going to queue for lunch now.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

Spokey said...

dop (from yesteryear)

Skewer slips on steep knoll, rear wheel wedges against seat stays, I fall into a ditch filled with leaves

how that happen? sawing those lawyers lips off?

Bama Phred said...

Spokey, you have to open the box ten times to be sure all nine lives have been used.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Anonymous 1:58pm,

They should wear helments.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

Herschel Raney said...

Wait, it's a curvy hybrid polymer board with wheels right?

And clearly with the described injuries, Bono himself may have been going for a KOM. But definitely with or without a helmet may not have mattered. Though I would like to see the helmet post accident. His scapula and upper humerus seem to have been the point of impact. And those scapulas are generally fucking tough. 3 fractures in it? Yeee-sus.

Had a grandma step out on me this week. Looked at me like I was a demon materialized when I slammed to a stop.

And a Doberman who normally chases me was laying on the side of the road. I slowed down, thinking she had been hit by a car-that-someone-owns when she raised her head. And rolled on up. I swear she doggy smiled at me before the shit was on.

wle said...

skateboard technology - that always means some kind of "app"

or belt drive

maybe they fold up now

WITH an app and a belt drive

how awesome is that for a board and wheels..?


wle

Spokey said...

SCat

but the probability that the damn cat is alive after 6.02x10^23 tests if pretty slim. First time i tried with a mole, it was dead

Neil said...

I'll bet he wasn't using lights either...

treadstone said...

Wildcat Rockmanstein,

Are you volunteering to pay the medical bills for the next concussion bikeen case because the unfortunate Fred was "free" to wear no helments?

Because you know, a trip to the hospital for a CT scan is almost free in Canada's scranus.

Hey everybody, free bikeen healthcare thanks to WCRM!

wle said...

maybe they replaced the wheels - with BELTS!!

crabon belts

and a smart belt app to monitor it and post belt status

ooh and a generator

usb output, to charge your phonus and run SKRAVA


wle

BikeSnobNYC said...

treadstone,

Helmentless riding does not cause crashes; triathletes do.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

PS: If cycling causes expensive injuries, I say we go all the way and ban bicycles.

Freddy Murcks said...

I am going to keep wearing a helment whenever I ride regardless of what the cool kids may say. The last time I hit my naked head on the deck in a stupid and completely unexpected crash I decided I wasn't risking it anymore. Since then, I've cracked a few helmets in some bad crashes. I was glad to be able to walk away in each instance and to not have to spend my free time relearning how to use a knife and fork.

However, I don't bother people who don't wear a helmet. If the need to protect the contents of your skull is not self-evident, it may be that there is nothing in your skull worth protecting.

And Babble, if you suffered a head injury in spite of your helment, just think how bad it would have been if you hadn't had that foam hat to absorb the majority of the energy of the impact. Instead of writing clever asides here, you could have been spending your free time relearning how to use a knife and fork (or worse).

Bama Phred said...

Waaaahhhh. Avagadro's Constant may approximate the number of box openings. The radioactive substance has to actually emit something to kill the cat. I was assuming predictable emissions a la Cipo.

Flyover BC said...

WCRM,

thanks to the English major for the thoughtful answer to my mostly facetious question.

The first time I heard "on line" was from my bro's Puerto Rican ex, who was from Brooklyn.

My Mexican-American ex-wife, whose first language is Spanish, used the Spanglicized version of "on" as a literal translation of the Spanish "en", such as "get on the car" rather than "get (with)in (adentro)the car".

I assumed "on line" was a New York colloquialism derived from Spanish and maybe Italian.

By the way, I was very disappointed when I took my first "drug test" and discovered I wasn't actually going to test some drugs.

treadstone said...

jodphoto,

High energy accident: Hit an immovable object at X KM/h. Energy has nowhere to go but bust up some bones, or brake a helments.

Low energy accident: Hit an object at similar KM/h, roll, tumble, grind off a few layers of skin all over the body to dissipate force.

WCRM is paying the health care for both while riding in Canada's scranus. Thanks Wildcat!

BikeSnobNYC said...

Flyover BC,

Why do we get in the car, but we get on the bus?

-Wildcat Rock Machine

BikeSnobNYC said...

treadstone,

We should also pay our "fair share" for the roads by registering and insuring our bicycles, right?

(I'm assuming you subscribed to the Full Brainwash...)

--Wildcat Rock Machine

Spokey said...

no thanks

i'll keep paying for my own healthcare. if snobbie starts paying, he'll probably expect something in return like food for those 17 kids.

and i'm already buying a shitload of cat food every time i'm at the store. or on the store. or maybe in the store. ah screw it. i'm gonna order all my food online from amazonia from now on.


robot is offering to handle the cat with its astilti canons

JLRB said...

Ooo ooo ooh! (Waving Hand)

I have a QUESTION that has been rattling around my noggin for a while:

Are helments the highest profit margin item sold in a biek shoppe?

The seed for this suspicion was sowed a while back when I was reading a popular bieking web site message board, and a shop owner guy answered someone's question about how to spend the extra $X they had laying around on beik parts - he encouraged a new helment. His other responses were douchey, so I figured greed was behind it. And really, how much do they have in materials in those little lids?

[Disclaimer - I almost always wear a helment - this question isn't tied to a pro or con helment stance]

Anonymous said...

Get off my cloud!

Flyover BC said...

WCRM,

I don't know why. I guess I'll have to consult my copy of Strunk and White when I get back to the house. I bet the address the question.

Anyway, I guess there aren't any lines painted to keep NYCers on-line.

Anonymous said...

I drive a bike, and ride in a car.

BikeSnobNYC said...

JLRB,

Don't forget that Giro and others tell you to replace it ever three years for maximum profit!

Sorry, I meant safety.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

BikeSnobNYC said...

Flyover BC,

But when you're on line you are, basically, standing on an imaginary line--as opposed to being in a crowd, which is amorphous and constantly shifting.

I think "on" connotes a sense of order--in the same way you're on a march, not in a march.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

Anonymous said...

JLRB,

I've heard that the soft goods keeps them in business (clothing, gloves, etc.) Have you bought full price Pearl Izumi lately? You should!

My rule is to buy at least a spare tube on every visit, for good karma.

CommieCanuck said...

Funny, when a biek crashes, the first thing the media morons (Medions?) focus on is the healment.

Meanwhile, yesterday we had a snow/ice storm that caused hundreds of accidents in cars, and no one bother to mention that these morons don't fit winter tires, because you lease a German Douche Canoe, but cannot afford a $600 set of proper tires,which you need because CANADA.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Flyover BC,

Here's another one, because now I can't stop thinking about it:

You can be right on time, and you can also be just in time.

What do we make of that one?

--Wildcat Rock Machine

JB said...

I bought a full-price pair of Pearl Izumi lobster claw gloves last week. $75 clams: I figured $25 gloves, $25 to PI, and $25 to LBS.

I needed them that day and they were worth at least $25 of that amount on that day's ride.

Anonymous said...

Telling someone they must wear a helmet when all they're gonna do is cruise down to the bodega to pick up a sixpack and return, is like saying they need to wear a condom to jerk off.

Bono was wearing a lid. Went over the bars laned on his shoulder, arm then head. Helmet helped prevent worse injury.

CommieCanuck said...

Why do we get in the car, but we get on the bus?

Why do the wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round? They are technically under the bus.
I like they way this blog is going all existential and Nietzsche-y.

Why to we take a poop? I, for one, take nothing from that daily chore. Am I doing it wrong? Should I be taking something?
Oh, I don't give a shit.

Wait, do people give shits? Is this some ethnic religious holiday or Mormon thing?

JB said...

I smell a new blog, WRM.

LanguageSnobNYC

JB said...

CC, why does the bus end above the wheels. The axles, etc. are part of the bus as well. No?

Flyover BC said...

No comment from Strunk and White.

BTW, my first GIRO lasted many years and was replaced only because it was sooo out of style that my wife refused to be seen with me and bought a newer sporty looking model.

My second Giro only lasted eight months before it gave it gave up the ghost to protect my punkin head in neck-wrenching endo.

CommieCanuck said...

CC, why does the bus end above the wheels. The axles, etc. are part of the bus as well. No?

JB, you ignorant slut, the wheels and axles are universal to any vehicle and thus cannot distinguish as bus from any other truck. You can both take a shit, and give a shit, on a Greyhound bus, but cannot do either on a city bus. That doesn't seem fair.

crosspalms said...

And you can play in time, play in overtime, and travel through time (if you're Bret or Dr. Who).

Flyover BC said...

Too much English makes my head hurt.

And why did a I take a job that requires so much writing, and where did I take it?

I'm going to get down from the computer and take a break.


Spokey said...

or the master. or the rani. or romana. or my fav Perpugilliam Brown

BikeSnobNYC said...

Flyover BC,

You have too much ON your mind!

--Wildcat Rock Machine

1904 Cadardi said...

WCRM and Flyover,

A genuine thank you for the excellent literary discourse on differences and potential origins of regional colloquialisms and patois. Enlightening!

Commie,
" a German Douche Canoe". My new favorite expression. Especially for one wear summer slippers in the winter.

Anonymous said...

Thinking "in" time is just before a deadline. "On" time is at the exact moment you should be there. I mean Scranus.

CommieCanuck said...

Wait...wait..in England, you can now poop on high tech city buses.

Bloody civilized country.

Flyover BC said...

In Mexico, Texas, and NEW Mexico a Bodega is a warehouse, or barn.

So why do they call convenience stores in New York "bodegas"?

Do Chinese, Korean, or Middle eastern shop keepers own bodegas too?

Other languages don't make my head hurt, so I'm back-up-on the computer.

Wow, I got three prepositions into (onto) one phrase. Does that make me KOM for bad English?

Logical Argument said...

"...a trip to the hospital for a CT scan..."

If you go to the emergency room in the USA with ANY impact accident, they give you a CT weather you are wearing a helmet or not. It is medical protocol, in part dictated by malpractice insurance.

If you want to show bicycle helmets save health care costs, you are going to have to prove:
1. Bicycle injuries are a significant portion of health care costs, and
2. Bicycle helmets attenuate the money spent on treating bicycle injuries.

Dave said...

Anon 1:54 - you'll be right until the day you're not. Then your wife will lay into you (as mine did me.)

Murcks 2:14 - ditto and ditto. I guess that makes me a Murcks dittohead.

bieks said...

Another reason not to read Rolling Stone is the obnoxious commenters who wish Bono had died bikecycling for the heinous crime of giving them free music. Free music which remains in the cloud until you make the conscious decision to clutter your hard drive & devices with it. I only listened to it once, but it didn't sound quite as crappy as pretty much anything they've put out in the last 30 years. What can I say, I'm a sucker for free music (and free blogs).

bieks said...

If you poop, take the bus? Sure, what the hell.

grog said...

Schrodinger's helment makes you safe, and makes you unsafe.
Scranus.

Dudebro69 said...

Hey Bike Snob! I'm from Texas and visiting NYC for the first time this weekend! What do you recommend I do on my trip?

Flyover BC said...

WCRM,

saying that the word "on" implies order, whereas "in" implies disorder causes me a certain amount of indigestion.

Your argument is somewhat incoherent, if not invalid, unless you are able provide more contrasts between "in' and "on".

In fact, the whole thesis makes me insane.

UHHH, never mind. I think you made your point.

Spokey said...

Logical Argument

If you want to show bicycle helmets save health care costs, you are going to have to prove:
1. Bicycle injuries are a significant portion of health care costs,


no so. there is a term for that type of argument which escapes me but the term is not logical.

logically, if healments reduce heath care costs are reduced by $.01, they have saved health care costs. saving a significant amount is a totally different argument. I would suggest the logical place to begin that one is to define a significant portion of health care costs. Of course that is a specious argument as well given that healments might possibly save health care costs by waking up drivers who then do not hit peds. Unlikely perhaps but really. Get a grip on the argument man. show some precision in this argument.

and
2. Bicycle helmets attenuate the money spent on treating bicycle injuries.

i can't grok this one at all. what the hell does that mean? I get to the part where you are anthropomorphizing bicycle healments but get stuck there.




Euro Spondee said...

Commie Canuck, are you taking a piss, or taking the piss?

crosspalms said...

Flyover,
You can be in the money or on the money, or out the money, you can be under the weather and over the moon, in the pink, in the red, you can beat about the bush, sing "Over, Under, Sideways, Down," be at death's door, feel up, feel down, hit up, pat down, carry in, carry on, carry out, follow through, write up, write down (right on!), pass over, pass out, pass on, be on the outs, be in the in crowd, and still have time to get in a ride on a bike.

leroy said...

My dog wishes to point out that if you remove an "o" from "onion," you can spell "on in" and you can stand on or in an onion, but personally he can't stand onions.

No dogs can.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Dudebro69,

You didn't give that any thought before booking a trip to New York?

--Wildcat Rock Machine

BikeSnobNYC said...

Flyover BC,

The whole thing is IN disarray at this point.

I hope it gets back ON point.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Hard On.

Comment deleted said...

Preposition H:

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Anonymous said...

It's raining. I'm taking a shit in the bus. On the bus? O shit!

I don't Know said...

Maybe Crosspalms wins.

Spokey said...

time to get back to reel commentary

boobies
   boobies
      boobies

Flyover BC said...

I'll take the queue, and get out of the commentariot cue, from here on in. Or, is it "from here on out"

Anonymous said...

According to my somewhat out-of-date AP Stylebook, the word “in” indicates location. “On” is used to avoid an awkward juxtaposition of a date and a proper name. And we all know how awkward juxtapositions can be on (or in) dates....

Flyover OCD said...

Spokey, I think it is a rational argument (from the term ratio) to indicate the proportion of money spent on bike injuries when compared to all other injuries.

crosspalms said...

CD,
Awesome!

What's the over/under on that ship going under?

leroy said...

DuderBro69 --

See the naked cowboy in Times Square.

When you get home, tell Rick Perry you found him a job where he can do the least amount of damage.

Herschel Raney said...

Dudbro69

I hear Buffalo's nice this time of year and I think there is a game this Sunday.

Spokey said...

also the original of rationalize which of course used to be a positive term but now negative.

but not logical as dr spock sez

David G said...

UsageSnobNYC is in some weird drugs today.

crosspalms said...

Are we going up in flames or down in flames?

JLRB said...

Bono, in picture number 2 from today, looks similar to Edward Snowden

JLRB said...

Lead out, or in, or on, etc.

Comment deleted said...

on 100

JLRB said...

Two days in a row?

JLRB said...

Nope - although the winner was deleted, so, like a tour de france won by a doper, does second place (doper) get it instead?

JLRB said...

So is your chain in line or on line?

crosspalms said...

And now for something completely different. A neighbor cleaned out a garage or basement the other day, and I scavenged a mid-80s Schwinn Sprint. Judging from the tires and brake pads, it hasn't been ridden in 20 years: hardly any wear to the pads or tread (though the sidewalls are rotting). Frame in great shape. So I'm putting my winter wheels on it, adding fenders and a rack, replacing the very narrow drop bar with a Dove/Albatross (can't remember which...), and a taller stem cause the frame's a bit small. Anyway, it's fun, especially because I don't need another bike, but it was FREE before I started adding stuff and now I have another bike to play with, thanks to postponing all the chores I was going to do before the FREE bike came along. And no, I don't really have room for it. And if you're wondering about the sanity of putting time and money into an old, low-end bike, you're too late -- my wife got there first.

DB said...

Very entertaining today. I was much amused and impressed.
COD to everyone.

Anonymous said...

vsk said ...

Can a highway be a highway if it goes through a tunnel?

How come drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Move it by ship and it's cargo, move it by car and it's a shipment.

In the log or on the log?

How much is a "fair share"?

Pants Up Don't Loot!

Does the health plan cover a Connecticut Scan?

I am not a serious helementary proponent either way. Any kind of injury I have requiring medical attention will incur "significant health care costs" (whatever my deductible $$ is) TO ME.

"vsk

DB said...

I think Naked Cowboy rides the N/Q train home.

DB said...

Congrats on the winter bike Crosspalms.
Let us know how much that free bike ends up costing.

Anonymous said...

vsk said ...

X-Palms,

Enjoy your new found find. (It would not be a find unless found).

I have yet to build a lightweight with upright bars. I do have a few FrankenScwhinn projects in a half assed started condition.

One day there will be a 195X Schwinn Corvette frame with Schwalbe Fat Franks, 3 speed, red BMX pedals with toe clips, and really long flexy BMX brakes that will reach the chrome 26" rims. It will need a tail hook to stop it coming down the bridges!

vsk

bieks said...

If anyone's asking, I'll be ON my bike. People who ride fully faired bikes would use a modified phraseology. But is it good spondee?

Peter G said...

Wow, bikesickling IS dangerous! Always remember to where a helmet on your humerus.

Snobby, I just saw your 'Approval' guy staring at me out of the bailbonds office! Never noticed him there before.

tim possible said...

They just recently started repainting the lines on a couple roads to include bike lanes here in Richmond. This morning I watched some dolt driving a pickup truck in the bike lane, and there were a couple work vans parked in it as well. All this was taking place as "Welcome to New York" by Taylor Swift was playing on the radio. Figured you'd appreciate the irony!

semi serious cyclist said...

What's wrong with looking like riding a horse? while out there? I think straw may be almost as effective as pith. Just as bamboo is seeing carbon stand up and quiver, helemet tech could go organic. pith, straw, and GMOs. heck, monsanto could even start growing them V1 would look, unfortunately, like a pumpkin.

velogeezer (pronounced velo-wheezer) said...

It would be an accident if anything I do on a bike could be called "high energy".

High impact aerobics maybe, but high energy, never.

Blog Drafter said...

English is a very rich language with a complicated history…Romans invaded Northern Europe, Anglos invaded England, France invaded England, England invaded the entire world, the entire world invaded England, etc. Each such event resulted in the addition of words to the original English language, leading to the present day plethora of word choices (some would say surfeit) and multiple cultural contexts to use them in. I don't think anyone set out to make English the most complicated language on the planet, but it wound up being just that. Certainly the former English Sir Wiggens' couldn't be bothered because they were too busy eating chocolate and screwing their cousins.

And BTW the process has not ended:

Scranus.

treadstone said...

Logical Argument,

Of the health care monies spent on bike cycling accidents, the expenditures go down steeply after bikeen types are required to wear a helments.

The same thing happened with motorcycleen types only the numbers are much bigger.

Clear enough?

WCRM,

On the narrow point of wearing helments, it's not perfect protection from every crash. But it helps sometimes and definitely lowers public health costs a little overall. That's all.

The helments conspiracy theory is kind of weak. We all know cat 6 glory seekers are dropping way more than that on a regular basis.

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snobbie

don't let this one pass you by. go for the ELF! Go for it

besides n carolina is probably a lot warmer right now

babble on said...

Mr Murks, as you well know, I wear a healment every time I ride. But between the whiplash caused by the weight of them, and the torque, which is the true cause of most head injuries, standard foam lids aren't all they're cracked up to be, and they certainly shouldn't be enforced as law, nor are they a good reason to blame the victim. But I am guessing despite your babble baiting, you know that.

If you ARE serious about protecting your brain, do your research, and spend the extra dosh, and wear a MIPS fitted lid. It is like an extra layer of cerebral fluid, and will do a hell of a lot more to protect you than a standard issue bullshit helmet. And I'm guessing you already knew that, too.

And holy fuck, the lot you guys were busy while I was busy. What a day! :D

jdlvtrn said...

Was an avid horseback riding child from age 1 thru 16 - over jumps, in the water, up hills. Got thrown a few times. Never wore a helmet, never had a head injury. Then look at Christopher Reeve, helmet and all and paralyzed from the neck down until he died. They don't call them brain buckets for nothing!

four hour erection said...

Carlin said, "YOU get on the fucking plane! I'm getting IN the fucking plane! In line, on line, tomay-toe, tomah-toe. Helmets are fine when I'm in the woods bouncing of trees and rocks, but commuting? Shit's lame.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Can we please add sew-ups/clinchers and shaved/unshaved legs to the tiresome helmet/no helmet debate?

P.S. Helmets rule, brain injured drool -- literally. BOOYAH!

Stuart Rasmussen said...

If people really cared about health care costs they would be far more concerned about tobacco, or fast food, or trans fat, or guns, or alcohol, or even too much TV, sugary sodas, GMOs, fracking, gasoline additives, environmental pollutants, and dozens of other things more important than bicycle helment safety; but then when it is about those things it is all supposedly about "freedom". So why the helment obsession: Corporate Conformity. In fact that is really the underlying reason for all the above. The "freedom" to suck up to the corporate interests.

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Matthew Modine!

McFly said...

Have you guys been taking marijuana?

Joe said...

The Dappercap looks like a duck. In fact it looks like Howard the Duck's face.

Tom Knoblauch said...

Ask Bono

Anonymous said...

Well, I see it as my civic duty to keep Portland on the top of inconsequential top 10 lists. So keep an eye out on Kickstarter for my next project.

In essence it will be a bicycle, but one in which the wheels have been replaced with skateboards. E assist will be optional for those too lazy to pedal. Needless to say it will completely handcrafted your choice of Carbon Fiber of Lugged steel. And of course short and long board options as well. And just to make sure everything is bikey enough our snow and surf board will be available shortly after.

Logical Argument said...

Of the health care monies spent on bike cycling accidents, the expenditures go down steeply after bikeen types are required to wear a helments.

The same thing happened with motorcycleen types only the numbers are much bigger.

Clear enough?


With motorcycles the statistics (from insurance companies, odometers, etc) show a clear safety benefit to the rider from wearing helmets. This type of data is not available for bicycle riders.

But your argument was people who ride bicycles without helmets are costing you money through higher health insurance premiums. This is also not supported by statistics. Bicycle accidents make up <0.3% of emergency room visits. That is ALL bicycle accidents, not just head injuries. If we make bicycle illegal, how much lower do think your health care cost will be?

But you can’t figure that out. And you cannot find any statistics to support your argument. You want everyone to wear bicycle helmets because you do, not because of fact nor logic.

Anonymous said...

Well, I wear a helmnet because it feels good.

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McFly

help us in our hour of need.

LeRoy

put the mutt in action too.

Bama

ah, do whatever it is you south of the equator types do

even P Joe maybe

the commentariat has gotten way outs of kilter.


restore the banality, frivolity, and jocularity before the blog becomes obstacle morticdo

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anon

i wear a healment because it keeps my mirro from falling off

Anonymous said...

No, i do not think Bono was high, but the Horse was like if that handlebar hits me in the head one more time we're going swimin'

bad boy of the north said...

paul david hewson...sir,heal quickly.

Bama Phred said...

Helments.
WELCOME TO THE DEVO-LUTION!
It's a long way to the double century, I won't make it tonight.

dop said...

Yo, Spokey. I didn't saw off the lawyer's lips...I just kissed her...

My wheel wedged against the frame (and stopped turning instantly) after a worn out, cheap skewer slipped when I stood up to pedal harder

Regarding helments: I spent a night in the hospital after an endo sans helmet...a bag hanging from the handlebars got caught in the spokes...90 minutes amnesis, small bleed in my brain...bad behavior for weeks...with a helmet, just a sore neck..2001 was a sucko year

Triathletes cause accidents...well lahdidah...I just made it through the lottery to enter next summer's nyc tri...see you in the Hudson it says on the T shirt...filth mustache & all

David Pearce said...

Dear Wildcat,

Your epitaph is grammatically incorrect, which is why it only rises to the level of an "epithet".

"AND NO I WASN'T WEARING A HELMENT PS BLOW ME

Luckily, THANK GOD, these are mistakes of OMISSION, not commission, so the remedy will not be too onerous.

The corrections needed before you die are:

1. After "And No", you need a comma;

2. After "Helment", you need a period. So far, so good;

3. You need to put "periods", otherwise known as ".'s" between the P. and the S. of "P.S." This may be the toughest part.

Just doing my little part to help keep this blog accurate.

DSP

McFly said...

Sonny Bono wasn't wearing a healmeant. He is dead. Google that shit.

Bama Phred said...

I have to admit that I always wear a helment. But it suits my needs. Others have different circumstances and it would be nothing but an un-necessary source of frustration.

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Are you guys IN, ON, or AT a circle jerk?

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In polite company, we say clusterfuck.

babble on said...

Y'know, Bono must have been really cruising.

When I shattered my scapula, the doctors told me that not only is it the most painful injury you can sustain, but it is the hardest bone in your body to break. They said that normally a scapula fracture is a result of being hit by a car, or else is comes as a result of a motorcycle accident.

Too bad he doesn't have Strava. I know we were going over 50 km per hour when I shattered mine. I wonder how fast he was moving...?

Legal Rider said...

The whole bus/car thing, I'm in on it.

Anonymous said...

Pooping on a bus? That is nothing new; just good bowel timing and an overpass. To poop in the bus...well, you need a ticket for that.

semi serious cyclist said...
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semi serious cyclist said...

Babs and I could swap scap stories. I've got two. The iron horse, she doesn't scare me yet! I sold the first one that threw me, like an unwanted nag. I Couldn't again achieve Whoo hoo speeds on it, out of a lack of trust for throwing me into a car windshield. Second horse that threw me, after I recovered I rode her hard, until I snapped HER chainstay leg at the bottom bracket. I put that bike down by riding it into the pave, the irascible nag.

____________________

BSNYC, to get your 2014 charity service hours out of the way, stop into the hospital where Bono is rehabbing, give the staff the elevator speech about an 'accepting the inner fred' bicycle coping group, and offer some bicycle ministry to Bono during his rehabilitation.

*says a prayer to the Big Guy and Madonna de Ghisallo*

WE ARE ALL FRED WE ARE DEVO.

McFly said...

I'm assuming Image #2 of Bono was taken 13 seconds after the first injection of the morphine in/on his buttocks.....

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semi serious cyclist said...

I have to add - and this comment may be considered rather indelicate - thinking about David Byrne and Matthew Modine salmoning on a tandem really put a tingle in my HappySacs. No embrocation required.

dop said...

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Anonymous said...

I WAS WEARING A BICYCLING SAFETY HELMENT AND I STILL DIED UNDER THAT TAXICAB.
P.S.: I REQUEST ORAL COPULATION FROM KELLY BROOK IN THE AFTERLIFE, FOREVER.

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JLRB said...

Babs - He shoulda had strava so we could tell how fast he was going? Oh boy, here we go again!

At this point Bono must be ON so many drugs he is IN drugs.

Spokey said...

scranus

here i'm up at the crack of dawn and no quiz yet

babble on said...

Sorry, yeah, speking of baiting...

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

This in/on discussion reminds me of that one Peter Frampton song from back in the 70's.

Angry Beaver in Mirimichi said...

CC. Greyhound, facing bankruptcy a few years ago, tore out all of the toilets. Now the passenger side rear window slides open.

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What about "at the weekend" as opposed to "on the weekend"? First one sounds like the weekend is a place.

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I can never be poor again. The least money I get in a day with it is about
$50,000.(fifty thousand USD) Every now and then I keeping pumping money
into my account. Though is illegal,there is no risk of being caught
,because it has been programmed in such a way that it is not traceable,it
also has a technique that makes it impossible for the CCTVs to detect
you..For details on how to get yours today, email the hackers on : (
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