Friday, June 8, 2012

BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

Did you know that June is the most popular wedding month?  Well, it's true.  Chances are, you've been to at least one wedding in your life.  You may have even had one yourself.  But have you ever been to an artisanal San Francisco hipster bicycle wedding?  Well, now you experience one from the safety of your home computer, tablet, or smartphone, thanks to this hipster wedding video that was forwarded to me by a reader:


GREG & MEL from tony benna on Vimeo.

Sure, the term "hipster" may be grossly overused, but when it fits it fits, and if you've got a better word for a bunch of people who take part in a Wes Anderson-inspired bike wedding I'd love to hear it:


There are those who say hipsters are a natural by-product of over-indulgent parenting, and this is borne out by the fact that the parents manage to smile even though the last thing they want to do after an exhausting flight from the Midwest is ride bicycles around San Francisco:


("You couldn't have rented a limo? We haven't been on bikes since 1959.")

Of course, when you're planning a hipster wedding, the key is attention to detail, which is why the groom composed his own vows with an old-timey typewriter:


("Sorry, just crying over the power of my own prose.")

If you're looking to write your own hipster wedding vows, feel free to use theirs as inspiration:

"Mel, do you take Greg to be your lawfully wedded husband, to coordinate outfits, to maintain a full social calendar at all times, and to view other wedded couples with disdain and do lots of eye-rolling when they bring their children to restaurants?"

Of course you do.

By the way, this is where hand-me-down Volvos come from:


More important even than vows though is wardrobe.  For the groom, go with a jacket, tie, and shirt combination that looks like it came from three different people.  For the bride, "schoolmarm fatale" is always a good choice:


By the way, also try to find a best man who is way into falconry and who, tragically, tries to kill himself while listening to Elliott Smith later on in the wedding video:


Then, put some "Just Married" signs on your bike:


Ride off cinematically:


And prepare to embark upon a lifetime of dress-up and make-believe:


("We like to dress like we're starring in a movie about turn-of-the-century immigrants.")

But not before hitting a bunch spot:


With special friends with special facial hair:


And special coffee with milk designs modeled after the friend's facial hair:


And even a special wedding cupcake:


All immortalized by hipster paparazzi with their vintage cameras:


Be sure to smile irreverently:


("For my bachelor party, we all got $75 beard trims and then took a nautical knot-tying class.")

And do plenty of irreverent gesticulating:


Because every fashion choice you've ever made has all led up to this moment--and more importantly, this wedding video:


Meh-zel Tov.

I really do wish them all the best, but throughout the whole video I just kept wishing a big noisy "ethnic" wedding would come along and beat the crap out of their wedding.

And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right you'll know, and if you're wrong you'll see some nonplussed dogs.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and may you live happily ever after in holy meh-trimony.


--Wildcat Rock Machine



(Schleck wearing his time trial corset.)

1) Andy Schleck's time trialing is improving by leaps and bounds.

--True
--False






(Cadel Evans's passport photo.)

2) Cadel Evans has finally broken his:

--Duck
--Dick
--Dork
--Dingle






3) Aydin Irmak had to be rescued after attempting to:

--Ride his singlespeed up Mt. Everest
--Cross the English Channel on a recumbent outfitted with pontoons
--Descend K2 on a unicycle
--Crash a hipster wedding






(Irmak appears to have been outfitted by Modell's.)

4) In order to carry as much excess weight as possible, Aydin Irmak added a cassette and derailleur to his singlespeed bicycle.

--True
--False








5) Selle Italia offers a saddle called the "Lady-Man."

--True







(Typical New York City beach.)


6) Fill in the blank:

"Wolfe's Pond Beach on Staten Island. The lowest rated New York City beach for the third report in a row is seen here, littered with debris and ________."




("Flamme pierre" for a megalithic century.)

7) A "megalithic century" ride is:







154 comments:

Ed said...

First

Mr. Kavanah said...

I'm here!

vanilla said...

word to your mother.

Poppadaddio said...

How about some video of the honeymoon?

Anonymous said...

Top ten.

Panties.

Birly Eard said...

TOOOOP TEEEEN

P. Bateman said...

5th monolithic sucker m'fer.

Anonymous said...

Dung!

P. Bateman said...

additionally, anyone else think that photo of anorexic schleck makes him look like either a man-rat, or like that transformation scene in American Werewolf in London?

oh, top 7 and 9. suck it.

Anonymous said...

Top ten (maybe) and now to go and suck it!

Jeremy Hanen said...
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Anonymous said...

Panties!

JD0g said...

Vancouver Rocks!
...is it still Wednesday?

Buffalo Bill said...

I could have been top ten, but I had to listen to spinal tap twice. Also, my duck is still intact.

Anonymous said...

You guys are fast!

cycle

mikeweb said...

Schleckapotamus.

Anonymous said...

"schoolmarm fatale"

hahahaha

McFly said...

Greg and Mel, good luck you lazy kids.

Anonymous said...

Did really well on the quiz by skipping the questions I didn't know. In true hipster fashion, my self-esteem is especially high today.

cycle

singlespeedwaster said...

Still room in the top 20, surely...

theEel said...

weed.

Belligero said...

Ha! According to one of the article comments, the bike technically WAS a single-speed, since its shifting system was inoperable and it was stuck in one gear.

Better yet, he managed to summit, sans "singlespeed"; an impressive demonstration of the the force of brute ignorance. http://www.outsideonline.com/photo-galleries/outdoor-adventure/climbing/Against-All-Odds-and-Without-His-Bike.html

Belligero said...

OUTSIDE
05/11/12 9:18:AM
We fact checked Grayson's story on Aydin. The most amazing part for us was how much of his story checked out. There really was a shop on 74th and Lexington called Ageless Home, and though we couldn't confirm that Aydin graduated from NYU with a finance degree, which is what he told Grayson, the school did have him on record as a finance student. As far as the "single speed" in the photo? When Aydin found it, only one of its ten gears worked. Tens of thousands of miles later, the bike's story is the same.

Anonymous said...

While BSNYC is off in Canada getting high, Steve Tilford has a serious post about morals and ethics.

hillier99 said...

Would have been top 10, but I was blown off my TT bike.

Nuptual said...

I would have been here earlier, but I was at a wedding.

McFly said...

I attached my new falcon Swoopy to that springer dog contraption and everything went splendidly until we rode by the sguirrels in the park. Visitation is Tue at 2 p.m. and the funeral follows.

McFly said...

*sguirrels, now spelled with a "g".

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

I actually liked the hilpster bike wedding. And they didn't even smear the cake in each other's faces. I hate that stupid tradition.

As for myself if I had to do it over again I think something along the lines of a recumbent bike wedding ceremony with the recumbabe as my bride (Dress on of course) would be in order.

Have a nice weekend everybody.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Nice day for a bike wedding?

crosspalms said...

I think more dogs should drag their owners off their bikes and across the lawn. That was my favorite part of the video.

Next: the dog helment. The photos are a hoot.

Anonymous said...

Any alternative to the traditional wedding is welcomed.

Yet, one part I strongly disagree with was that the bride was not wearing white.

White dresses symbolize the purity of the bride; of her conviction to stay chaste until her wedding night.

The great lob agrees.

Erik said...

funny craigslist "failed hipster" ad:


http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html

Erik said...

funny craigslist "failed hipster" ad:


http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html

Nebraska Bike Commuter (non DWI edition) said...

I had a headband just like that back in '73, and I looked just as stupid wearing it. In my favor I was only 14 at the time.

Anonymous said...

...and their two bikes shall become a tandem, they shall go forth and multiply.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but every time I see a woman with a nose ring I think of farm animals...Like the sow I saw on a farm as a kid with that big ring in its nose.

Don't these women realize it symbolizes a tool to be led around on a string?

Anonymous said...

God I wish a car would have smashed in their hipster caravan. Hipsters are what's wrong with the US.

Marty Igor Schleckman said...

what hump?

Anonymous said...

Crosspalms: The link to the poochie helments is indeed funny. I think I'll hold out for the time trial version though.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and the bride had to bring along her own wedding cake... Sad.

jno62 said...

coffee out the nose moment, "nautical knot tying class"

Thanks Snob!

crosspalms said...

anon 12:23,
I think we've got bigger problems (like no jobs, no money) than earnest young men with facial hair. Anyway, I thought the video was surprisingly sweet. Best of luck to them!

Anonymous said...

An inspired post! You're on form today!

Anonymous said...

gennelmen, the real miracle of the wedding was the sunshine in SF

Greg and Mel said...

WE'RE ON BIKE SNOB!!!

YAY!

Фofanov said...

That funny Craigslist post is pure foffing material. Why the high price? Well of course for the prose

Captain Hardbread said...

still sucking

Bloke on a folding bike... said...
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Anonymous said...

If Rapha documented a wedding it would look like this.

Nebraska Bike Commuter (non DWI edition) said...

re: Aydin Irmak;

I was wondering what Sting has been up to lately.

Anonymous said...

a bicycle marriage and they're not riding off together on a tandem?

separate bicycles -> separated

Anonymous said...

LAY-ops and bounds, surely?

hey nonny mouse

Anonymous said...

I thought the video was nice and sweet! It reminds me of my Saturdays... minus the vows, family time and such... but the rest is Saturday.

Also, the SF wind is why our hipster ride like Belgian kermis racers when they visit your town.

McFly said...
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television_writer said...

Haha! $1100 for a made in Taiwan "Cinelli." Yes, they did one better than the usual OEM and used stainless dropouts. Quality from Taiwan is superb.

Still, that works out to about $600 for a sticker.

That's almost as bad as buying a Ritte OEM for 3x the landed price.

I've been asked to work a fixie/messengers subplot into newsroom. Ample opportunity to make fun of them should it make it into the show.

Dave said...

No doubt you've seen this lovely bit of fixieporn:

http://www.adventure-journal.com/2012/06/the-daily-bike-june-7-2012/

Not only do the exquisitely designed frames make you feel like you're riding a samurai sword, but the anglo-japanese copy offers the best in pedigreed gobbledegook.

Anonymous said...

Way to shit on someone's special day.

Paul Bowen said...

Why did Jarvis bring his hawk to a wedding?

@P Bateman: I was reminded of the Alien.

Great week, cheers RTMS; nice weekend everyone.

Greg said...

I hed to put that there ring in Mel's nose 'cause she kept on rootin' up my Lob darn taters!

Anonymous said...

Re Hipster bike wedding.
Mock worthy? I, for one, am not sure.
Sweet kids just trying to have secular fun within the confines of a very sacred tradition. That's the way I see it and to me its Perfectly understandable.
Those of us lucky enough to be aware in this post post modern hell need our diversions, our Hipster style or our amateur bike racing taken too seriously or our my Audi's window tint is darker than your Audi's window tint angst to make it out of bed every morning. We're either buying into the Apple schtick etc etc or we're working our way towards the taste of vodka and gun metal.
Who was it that said, "hell is other people"? Well, I' m not going to argue with that guy but I will add that hell is not other people too. That hipster wedding made me happy for a bit and that is worth a lot of mock- which also made me happy for a bit.
So thanks, hipsters and thanks, Snob for todays bits 'o happiness, it would all be a little more hellish without.

crosspalms said...

And speaking of facial hair, I think I've seen more men in beards this spring than I have since "Grizzly Adams" was on.

Loren said...

Bravo, RTMS!

Anonymous said...

These aren't the hipsters you're looking for.
These aren't the hipsters we're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
Move along...

JB said...

Quiet, anonymous hipsters.

JB said...

Also, hipster groom is the spittin' image of Eben Weissbier.

mikeweb said...

Greg and Mel, if you happen upon this blog post and press on forward into the comments, please note that not all of us are jaded, cynical and/ or mean. With age you'll come to know (if you already haven't) that, as I'll plainly put it, it doesn't matter what the fuck others think about you. Especially strangers. Dress how you want. Eat what you want. Be whoever you want.

Best of luck to you both. Marriage can be a difficult, even strange, proposition, but one that also has many rewards if both are willing to accept them.

Your friend Tony did a great job on the video, but the "people to cake ratio was much too high".

"Hell is other people"
-Jean-Paul Satre

Dude with stuff and things said...

Jane & Rusl's Bike Wedding photos:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/qousqous/sets/72057594068229566/

(Not to be confused with Jane Russell.)

Anonymous said...

I'm glad JB noticed too, because the only thing I could think during the video was "have I gone insane, or does Hipster Greg look like Bike Snob?"

Anonymous said...

honestly, is anyone a fan of the schlecks? they just seem so lame and weenie.

Anonymous said...

There's no need for red hot pokers. Hell is other people!
Joseph Garcin from Sartre's No Exit

Anonymous said...

@Mikeweb - sure Greg and Mel are getting teased a bit, but their stock in street Cred (STCD) just passed AAPL on the NASDAQ.

You can't dress like that AND take yourself too seriously. They rode bikes at their freaken wedding for Lobs sake.

I have a wedding video too but you know where it isn't? The Internet.

Greg and Mel- I think we're laughing together.

Mozel

g-roc said...

Oh great, now I'll be spending my entire epic ride tomorrow contemplating how many DFUs it takes to break a duck.

wishiwasmerckx said...

There was a strangely endearing component to the wedding video. I love how every male there looks just like Zach Galifianakis. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Zach was in there somewhere.

I also like their seeming lack of embarrassment over their decidedly unhip patents.

Anonymous said...

I think I'll put one of those "springer" thingys on my bike and make my fat-ass wife jog alongside me.

Anonymous said...

Eat my bunch, Snobby.

Dooth said...

Here's wishing a blissful wedded lifetime to our cycling couple...CHEERS!

McFly said...

Mike Web is a hipster, I freakin' knew it, Zooey is too so hey I am cool with that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 1:36 "Way to shit on someone's special day." That was so well said I decided to repeat it for you.

BS very bad form today.

Anonymous said...

BS, all you have to do is watch some of the 'reality shows" about marriages and you'd realize what our TV and magazine addicted society has done to everything, including traditional marriage. If the bride isn't a loud mouthed, selfish, conceited, shrew, and enough money isn't spent on the wedding (enough to put a down payment on a house), then the wedding wasn't a success. The hipster marriage was refreshing.

Clive Somerville said...

Bike Snob, I love your writing, but totally destroying a couple's wedding day in a systematic and merciless fashion... sad face

I think you should apologise profusely in a column as long as the one you spent destroying them.

crosspalms said...

Mikeweb,
Nicely said.

Dr. Ruthless said...

I don't know why everyone is getting so tweaked up. The lady had a tattoo on her forearm that says (translating here) she has been to poundtown with more than one engineer, chillax broseph. And brosephina's.

Anonymous said...

Which one was Mel?

mikeweb said...

McFly,

I'm so hipster, I'm a hypester.

My DFPTPMITF number is off the chart.

(desire for people to punch me in the face)

Zooey comes to me for hipster lessons. That stupid Apple commercial? Complete FAIL.

Malkovich is the proto-hipster. His Apple commercials? WIN.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Uh were's the wedding party's helmets?

mikeweb said...

Uh, oh. Here we go again...

crosspalms said...

I looked at that Selle saddle and it comes in two versions: Lady Gel Flow and Man Gel Flow. I don't know how that started in Italian, but I know how it sounds in English. Over to you, McFly...

Billy said...

Thanks for the Spinal Tap. It really made my day.

mikeweb said...

@anon 2:34,

I'm sure you're right. I think the soundtrack on Tony's video got to me and made me go all 'Dawson's Creek' up in here.

Big Charlie said...

I thought BSNYC was married a long time ago? Hmmm. Guess I was wrong, but I wish you and your lovely wife all the best!

DerZoots said...

Getting the Canadianos all workeded up wasn't enough there eh Snobby.
Awesome.
There are mad panties in a bunch in the comments today. The real funny thing is Mel & whoever he was already chimed in with approval.
SO there are either some sad unmarried folks angry or some sad married folks angry or some married folks angry at being married.
This is fun.
I am not married.
Still have lots of wednesday weeding to do...after I renew my ganja vows.

mikeweb said...

In re, crosspalms:

McFly,

Lady Gel Flow should precede Man Gel Flow, no?

McFly said...

You just better believe it, by whatever the means if you are expecting 2nd's.

mikeweb said...

This seems somewhat relevant to today's post.

McFly said...

There is this little girl(3 or 4 yrs old) that goes to church(yes I am an uber-hypocrite) that looks IDENTICAL to John Malkovich in the face and honey bunny said "please tell me you did not bring it up?" What am I? An idiot?

crosspalms said...

But I am special.

crosspalms said...

And you know why?

crosspalms said...

Because only one can be 100th today.

crosspalms said...

and in just a second

crosspalms said...

It'll be me!!

crosspalms said...

and for good measure (and bad counting), 101st and 102nd. That wore me out.

bikesgonewild said...

...i thought the video was both an artistic & 'touching' record of their simple, yet obviously public wedding & while it was rendered here in a snobbatical manner, i certainly don't see anybody's special day being shit on...

...not even close....it WAS posted on a public forum...who better than bsnyc/rtms/wcrm to slightly lampoon your cycle oriented wedding...

...i'll bet greg n' mel have already had today's post pointed out to them by numerous sf cycling friends & now, several months after the occasion, they prob'ly got a chuckle out of it......

...& mikeweb added some nice honest words of encouragement...

Agricola said...

Found the Hipster/iPhone connection. It's the mineral used in making all the little electronical parts!

From Wikipedia:
Mining of the mineral (ed: coltan) is mainly artisinal...

Artisinal mining!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coltan

Anonymous said...

Fucking Springer. Looks about as safe as chrystal meth.

crosspalms said...

Not to be confused with Chrystal Meh, the exotic dancer who doesn't give a damn.

bikesgonewild said...

..."We have of late...to our detriment, come to love accolades more than genuine achievement."...

...great graduation speech...& whilst it initially may seem cynical, it's absolutely & wonderfully down to earth...

Anonymous said...

Are you really a hipster if you're sincere?

McFly said...

Those dudes look like you divided Zach Galifinakisis by the denominator of 3.

Anonymous said...

What, fucking exactly, constitutes "achievement" these days?

The most highly lauded man of the last 20+ years helped build fancy cellphone toys FFS.

Achievement has become a weasel word too.

Or was that the point to begin with?

I'm old fashioned said...

"Way to shit on someone's special day"
I say if you are going to post a wedding video for all to see, you are going to get all kinds of responses; let's hope they are mellow enough to roll with it.

Anonymous said...

Cadel Evans looks eerily like
Cap'n Kirk. That a model of a
Romulin ship, maybe?

bikesgonewild said...

...anon 4:20pm (really - 4:20, huh ???)...

...anyway...i think that was part of the point of his speech...we've become a society that basically applauds & then strives to be like the guys who can make the most whilst doing the least...

...i'd like to think that helping those less fortunate than oneself, to find fulfillment in life would be an achievement but i don't know that i'll ever be worthy of that description & i'm damn sure 99% of the population would think i'm both naive & nuts for thinking that's something worth 'achieving'...

...just sayin'...

Captain Hardbread said...

I didn't see any nonplussed dogs until I opened the dog Helmunt!

Friendo said...

I like the shape of the bride's artisanal sweater puppets

thecaptain said...

I swear, as West Coast hilpster, you've got to making this shite up.

Cipo said...

My preference re clitoral ambient temperature is 37 degrees Celsius.

McFly said...

I have crunched the data following these "hate comments" and tallied the tallies in this blogular site and the contents are compiled as follows:

Sexual Materials: 37%

Bikecycle Related Items: 22%

Drinking and/or Recreational Drug Use: 13% (I know a lil' low)

Making Fun of People: 11%

Making Fun of Stupid People: 10%

And Finally(Drum Roll)

Eating Pussy: 7%
(which of 6% is chalked up entirely of Cipo)

JDH said...

Sweet hipster wedding! Now,to the Batcave, Robin.

Anonymous said...

Aw, I liked that video...good luck Greg and Mel!

g-roc said...

I didn't know what all the fuss was about until I got a chance to watch the video in the comfort of my non-filtered home internets, and frankly, I'm stunned. If I wanted to see this kind of cyclist mocking bullshit, I'd read bike snob ... oh wait, I thought I was reading shed snob. Obviously, all of our cycles (not bicycle cycles) have sync'd up and we're a bunch of emotional pussies today (down Cipo, not that kind - well, ok, apparently that kind too). I just thank Lob there were no internets when I was 20.

leroy said...

I don't mean to brag, but my dog got me a spot on the New Jersey Road Dogs team for an event in New Jersey this AM.

He says they need a food taster at the rest stops on a charity ride.

He's told me if interviewed, I can only say: "I'm just here to help the team."

Ride safe all! (Especially if someone is pelting you with rice.)

Texas Pete said...

Why did Dom DeLuise's son cut the wedding cake? I am confused.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure the video is not an episode from Portlandia?

bike shed said...

I really had fun on the quiz! Nice job! Best wishes!

Anonymous said...

What a great practical joke. In the Euro Bureau Soccer Championship today, Denmark plays the Netherlands. How stupid do they think we Americans are? Everybody knows that Denmark, Holland, Dutchland and the Netherlands are all different names for the same country.

the spirit of the internet said...

Greg, Mel's tattoo says she likes it rough.

d. byrne said...

You may wonder why my former band was named 'talking heads'? Well you see, I talk through my mouth which is located at the frontal portion of my skull bearing head.
And I talk through my penis, which also has it's own head. So there you have it. Talking head + talking haed = 'talking heads'!


Today's 'proper thought' word phrase is artisANALly curated free range non-communist bamboo.

Cipo said...

Have I ever mentioned the fact that eskimo pussy is mighty cold?

bikesgonewild said...

..."...eskimo pussy is mighty cold ???"...

...well, cipo...ruba little whale blubber on it & warm it the fuck up...

...if you wanna be the man, then BE the man...

Dr. Fredderick Fredderickson D.D.S. said...

Hello. I'm looking for some cycling information. Riding friends tell me that I need a cat 6 license before I can enter the Tour de France? Where can I get a Cat 6 license application form. Also I need a Tour de France entry form. Oh! And I also require an Olympic Trail Road Race entry form. Thank all you velo peoples in advance for your help. Fredd

Dr. Peabody said...

The Bride! She appears to be my gramma only somewhat younger. Quite frankly I haven't seen her in a week or two. Has the Way-Back Machine finally become available to the general pubic.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Nice seashore pic snob. What is that? Eaton's neck light up north?

Hey your stills from the wedding vid look great. If you need a little supplemental income between books you should start a hipster bike wedding photography service side gig.

Anonymous said...

The wedding looks great and full of fun. This is also looks cool because this is my first time to see the couples that after the wedding are riding in a bicycle.

Anonymous said...

The wedding looks great and full of fun. This is also looks cool because this is my first time to see the couples that after the wedding are riding in a bicycle.

Cipo said...

Mel. I banged her. She has a pussy that reminds me of a catchers mitt. She accepted the complimentary tat 'Love Like You've Never Been Hurt'. The free tat offer, which I generously extend to all former bangees makes me feel like I'm doing the right thing. Don't you agree. Chaio

leroy said...

My dog has been coaching me and insisted we get a Springer bike attachment for training.

It's not as easy as it looks on that video.

But he says I should think of it as moto-pacing without the scooter.

And without me riding the bike.

Anonymous said...

6 or 7 years ago I went to a wedding not a mile down the beach from there that was catered by a fully-comped taco truck and had a tower of mini cupcakes.

2 years ago I went to a wedding that cost as much as I owe on my house.

Congratulations kids, that looked fun and reasonably priced. Bravo.

Anonymous said...

http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html

Eric "The Panty Chamferer" Murray said...

The hipster bride is not wearing any panties under that dress...

Anonymous said...

Nothing says hipster more than having a bike blog. The irony is killing me, oh wait you must have planned that.

Anonymous said...

Nothing we Anderson or hipster about your chicken suit.

Anonymous said...

Please notice the URL of the "Lady-Man" link:
http://.../pagina_lady-man/

I'd say the pagina belongs to only one half of the Lady-Man.

Anonymous said...

I was naked when I read this!

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Eddie Knickers said...

Trying to imagine a hipster bachelor party, and I'm drawing a blank. No strippers. No hookers. No cocaine.

Anonymous said...

Duuuude,
Dontchaknow MEH is the hipster-est of hipster expressions of apathy or mild contempt or dismissal? Say MEH another time or two and I'll start thinking you're a self-hating closet hipster. Just sayin'.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Anonymous 12:05,

Meh meh meh meh meh.

Meh-ly,

Wildcat Meh Mehchine.

Anonymous said...

Waiting, waiting, waiting.

cycle

singlespeedwaster said...

Monday is nearly over, and still all I have to drive my work ethic into the hole where it belongs is that hipster wedding video. Help me, Snobi Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope!

podium said...

s&m cupcake

Robert said...

That's not a typical NYC beach at all O:

Anonymous said...

bikesnob is to fat to be a hipster. bike more than blog, might do you well.

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