Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Effort Less Speed: Why You Need a New Bike

Spring is here, and with the warmth, sunshine, and allergy attacks comes bicycle racing season. By this point you should already have evaluated your strengths and weaknesses based on last season's performance, and now you should be implementing your new training program and moving forward in attaining this season's racing goals. That'll be $500, thank you for your patronage.

Sincerely,


BSNYC/RTMS Performance Systems, Inc.

Of course, even the best-laid and most costly training plans are worthless without the proper equipment. Did you know the bicycle on which you mounted your amateur lower-category racing campaign last year is already hopelessly out of date? It's true. Shimano put their shifter cables under the bar tape like three years ago now, and everybody knows you can't win with exposed cable housing. You also can't win if your bottom bracket is not "beefy" enough, and if you're using some antiquated threaded affair you might as well be lashing at your fellow dentists with a cold soba noodle.

That's why you need state-of-the-art performance if you're going to make the leap from Category 4 to Category 3, where you'll finally get to rub elbows, cross wheels, and crash with the "big boys" of the "meh"-loton. And evidently, you can't get more statier-of-the-artsier than the Specialized S-Works Venge (which should not be confused with Stan and Yosh Schmenge):

Don't believe me? Well, suck on this:

Ride & handling: Effortless speed and razor-sharp handling

Less than 24 hours after HTC-Highroad’s Matthew Goss’s win at San Remo on the McLaren Venge, we put the S-Works model through its paces on the very same roads. And it’s every bit as good as we’d hoped. It was just a shame the ride had to come to an end, and if we could have bundled it away in our suitcase we would have done.


In other words:

1) Matthew Goss won a race on it, and there's no way he would have won if he were using a different bicycle. By extension, this means you will win on it too;

2) It has EFFORTLESS SPEED! You know how you have to put effort into your current bicycle in order to make it move? Well, no more--this one goes by itself. What's that you say? You want proof? Well, does this look like a man who's making an effort?

Yeah, maybe...an effort to be AWESOME.

3) The handling is sharp as a razor. What does this mean exactly? Well, like a razor, you have to handle it incredibly gingerly or you'll wind up in a pool of blood. Sharp, dangerous, and unforgiving--now that's good bike.

Still not convinced? Well, clearly you're an idiot, but if you insist on "data" here you go:

Even more impressive was the razor-sharp handling on the descents. Tight bends were negotiated with confidence, thanks in part to the Venge's Specialized Turbo tyres and Roval Rapide SL45 carbon wheels. Vibration was largely offset by the S-Works SL carbon handlebars and FACT seatpost, and made for a smooth ride on the downslopes.

Right, so apart from the crabon wheels the bike's awesomeness comes mostly from the tires, handlebars, and seatpost--none of which can be changed on your current bike. So if you don't like your tires, buy a Specialized Venge Schmenge Happy S-Wanderer.

(Interestingly, the reviewer notes that "if we could have bundled it away in our suitcase we would have done." Ironically, the ability to do that is the only thing that would possibly make this bike worth almost $9,000.)

Speaking of pro cycling, everybody knows Alberto Contador tested positive for Clenbuterol and then blamed it on a piece of tainted steak. Well, a reader recently informed me that Clenbuterol is also abundant in Chinese pigs:

Subsequently, Contador issued a press release in which he announced that he "like totally forgot he had pork chops and not steak," and as evidence also included this photo from the post-stage team barbecue that took place on the evening in question:

His claims may not be kosher on a number of levels, but I'm sure they'll be good enough for the UCI.

But what's that you say? You don't want to emulate the pros? You say you don't want to spend $9,000 on a crabon razor and that the taste of Clenbuterol makes you dry-heave? Well, why not spend a mere $1,300 on a "gorgeously simple city bike," as forwarded to me by a reader:


Yes, whoever "curated" this review really knows what he's talking about:

Elian custom builds the frames by hand, and bike nerds will notice the elegant, triple-triangle design created by the unusual weld of the seat stays -- an old trick pioneered by GT that lends added strength to one of the bike's weakest points. And the parts are just as thoughtfully curated -- in the pictures above, note how the stem matches the color of the frame, giving the whole thing just the right amount of flash (which is to say, almost none); also note the drop-dead gorgeous Campagnolo cranks and chain-ring. Unlike a lot of single-speeds you see, this isn't a track bike. There's already mounts for both front and rear brakes. And, if you want customizations or different parts, Elian will happily oblige.

Right, GT pioneered that frame design in 1923, over 50 years before the company was founded:

He also makes a good point about how this isn't a track bike. He's right, it isn't--though it's almost exactly as practical. An alligator isn't a crocodile either, but they both make equally lousy house pets.

Of course, the worst part about having a $1,300 city bike is the fact that it's bound to get stolen sooner or later. In fact, even the most street-smartest cyclists occasionally fall victim to theft. Take bike messengers and the people who imitate them. Subsequent to "Monster Track" (the Lillith Fair of alleycats) somebody actually made off with the winner's prize:


We have put out an all-points bulletin on this ReLoad bag,stolen on Saturday March 12 at the Rock Star Bar. This was done literally in front of 300 plus people. Its the first place bag won by Crihs in this years monstertrack alleycat. Thing is,its the only one made in the world,and its mind-boggling to think that anyone in their right mind would even attempt to wear it. IF you have it, return it to anyone involved in monstertrack,no questions ask,or just risk being known as the worst person alive. This bag bleeds blood,sweat,tears hard work and Crihs and ReLoad deserve better!
Description:

black,with yellow trim,green “monstertrack” font yellow/lime ” XII” font

Repost this sh*t, and like i said,we catch you with this bag,we raining U locks on your face.dead fuckin serious


I too am astonished that the theft was "done literally in front of 300 plus people," because it must be extremely difficult to leave a crowded bar full of drunken hipsters while carrying a messenger bag. In fact, it's probably almost as difficult as leaving Citi Field with someone else's Mets cap. More astonishing is the outrage expressed in the post. I thought these guys were "outlaws," and you'd think they'd know that when you live by the petty crime, you "die" by the petty crime. Then again, I guess when someone doesn't obey the "code of the nerds streetzzz" it can be tremendously upsetting--like when your friend cheats at D&D.

Most confusing though is the request that "IF you have it, return it to anyone involved in monstertrack, no questions ask," which is then followed by "we catch you with this bag,we raining U locks on your face.dead fuckin serious." I think they might have tipped their hand a bit too soon with that last part. A little hint if you're trying to lay a trap for someone: Don't reveal the "what you're going to do to them" part until after you've caught them.

Naturally, it wasn't long before the inevitable fake Craigslist post emerged:

Which apparently managed to dupe at least a few people.

Trap-laying hint #2: If the ad uses the same image as the "stolen" post, then it's probably not legitimate.

So much for street smarts.

In any case, as the demand for bike messengers dwindles and alleycats become less like messenger races and more like ceremonies commemorating a bygone era (think Civil War reenactments), it will soon become necessary to build artificial habitats to preserve the messenger way of life. As the sixth wealthiest person in the world, I'm doing my part by investing in a planned and artificially-distressed community called Hermes Arms:

(Artist's rendering of the finished product.)

The messengers of today will feel perfectly at home there tomorrow. Just look at these amenities:

Highlights include:

Pregentrificationburg: A prefab "neighborhood" that evokes Williamsburg during that late-90s "magic hour" when "cool" people lived there but it hadn't yet become "cool;"

Divey's Dive Bar: Where residents will gather, drink, and tell war stories after a day of "working." Happy Hour starts at 10:30am, and there's even an early bird special.

Bacon Community Center: Endowed by celebrity messenger Kevin Bacon, there will be screenings of dated films such as MASH and Macaframa, as well as performances by tired old punk bands from the neighboring retirement community;

There's also a fully-functioning health center that will deny you care (no self-respecting messenger has health insurance), an arts and crafts center that will offer bag-making classes, a film production facility so residents can keep obsessively documenting their lifestyle just like they did on the "outside," and of course an aquatic therapy center to rehabilitate those fixie-ravaged knees.

Reserve your loft space today!

131 comments:

rfalso said...

tigerblood

Anonymous said...

just because i felt like it today

zoomer said...

zoom

zoomer said...

Podium baby!

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

No comment.

mikeweb said...

Top ten - meh.

718 Cyclery said...

Had to walk away from my desk I was laughing so hard.

theEel said...

topteneel!

Anonymous said...

Top ten Ehh! Finally.

samh said...

I am making an effort to be AWESOME.

ken e. said...

ten?

Anonymous said...

Top 10?

Anonymous said...

this one is better than Tilford's.

ken e. said...

seussian swears!

grog said...

mmm, bacon.

hillbilly said...

nice

Hairy-Legged Roadie said...

You will be shocked to learn that the S-Schmenge has a beefy bottom bracket.

It must be hard to parody bike copy when it does such a good job of being a self-parody.

PawnShop said...

if we could have bundled it away in our suitcase we would have

Meh.

It seems really cynical of Bike Radar to complain that the Venge isn't a folding bike, after raising our hopes with all that other praise.

Anonymous said...

So, you "wear" a bag instead of carrying it? I guess that just proves they're a fashion statement and not meant to carry anything, but that was already obvious. Like taking your tarck bike for a walk.

balls.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Low in weight, high in stiffness and aerodynamic to boot-a winning combination.
I'll have to start charging more for my services.

PawnShop said...

I think it was Nietzsche who said, "Stupidity in individuals is somewhat rare - but in groups of 300 at the bar following an epic alleycat, it is the rule."

Poppycock said...

are you kidding?!?! Alligators make waaaayyyyy better house pets than crocodiles. snobster, you know, like, next to nothing about keeping giant carnivorous reptiles as pets, this much is obvious. you'd better watch your helper-monkey when i have my helper-gator around.

Monster Track said...

Thassright. We bad.

Anonymous said...

Tsss, Snob, you city kid...

It´s NOT a pig in the BBQ picture, it´s a calf.

How about having a ride - I mean a race, off course - in the countryside?

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Hetchins page; I'd never seen that before.

New bike.....mmmm.......currently slightly lusting after a steel Colnago.....

hey nonny mouse

ant1 said...

ant1st!

crosspalms said...

I was worried the nausea, headaches and limb tremors were the result of too much coffee and alcohol. Glad to hear it's just the pork. I think I'll stop by the House of Self-Worship and praise myself.

Anonymous said...

So a calf goes to a Die Antwoord concert.....

Emily Greene said...

Disney is so going to steal your retirement community plan.
http://www2.tbo.com/content/2010/jun/23/disney-prepares-gated-community-million-dollar-hom/

Anonymous said...

other movies to be played at the bacon center will be star wars, goonies and the harry potter series

I am not an old engine said...

Hipster retirement community - Box under a bridge.

ringcycles said...

So much for your career as a real estate developer. Hermes Arms has not a single uber-smug cafe, tatoo studio, Apple Store, or even an Urban Outfiters? Just what sort of self loathing poseurs do you expect to draw?

crosspalms said...

Thanks for posting the link to the Shmenge Brothers. I felt a little funny about plunking down 9000 smackers for something I couldn't pronounce. Now that I know it rhymes with Ferengi instead of revenge, I'm off to the LBS with my penny jar to talk layaway plans.

Fingerbang Assistant said...

you can cheat in D&D?

Matt said...

Tsss, Snob, you city kid...

It´s NOT a pig in the BBQ picture, it´s a dog.

And the winsome young lass is about to baste it with pre-warmed whole milk while filming the procedure from behind and below. Ahh, good times.

OBA said...

I remember when Pregentrificationburg was just a cool dirt lot - man, we had some crazy fun there, before all these Pregentrifcationburg-ista wannabes showed up.

Chazu said...

I'm getting the sense that demand for artisanal headstones and custom-curated cemeteries will spike as the hipster population ages.

And by "ages" I mean: "reaches their 30s".

Anonymous said...

Sometimes you are so incentive to those of us that work and risk our lives.
I get up everyday and look my inner thundercat in the mirror, knowing I am living on the edge and that the 3 o'clock PBR is what helps get me trough another day.

You must spend several hour a day on your throne, filing your nails an spanking your monkey.

I get it...you don't understand us.
We believe in unity and are nonconformists. We like to live on the edge think that the whole talk about std's are a government plot.

We are the true wild west where ever the hell we are!

-angry dragon

Anonymous said...

My cousin just gave me that bag...ha. who's gonna come get it in texas. Bring your U lock I'll bring my gator boots to the party.

Incentive Bastage said...

Will the Wild West fantasies never end?

Flying Gate said...

Nothing like dropping a dentist on a hill while I'm riding something with lugs and he is grovelling on $5000-worth of speedless effort.

acquiesce808 said...

you are certainly on-form of late, snobby. excellent post.
i can't decide if you have a staff of ex-simpsons/ex-family guy/ex-"the david letterman show" (the old nbc morning show) writers, or if this stuff just writes itself.
chapeau, indeed.

Puffy Peter Peckerpusher said...

Could someone lend me some pussy? I'm a little short.

Anonymous said...

Art on the stolen bag looks like it was done with a magic marker by a 13 year old girl. Sweet!

Marcel Da Chump said...

Yeah, thanks for that Hetchins gallery.
You killed on todays' post.

It's been said...

"...it[']s mind-boggling to think that anyone in their right mind would even attempt to wear it."

I agree.

Anonymous said...

Yeah! Stop being so incentive, dude!

Twistyface said...

I'm not surprised Contador forgot what type of tainted meat he was fed , after all, it's not every day you go to a barbeque run by Status Quo, is it?

Anonymous said...

Aw man I love it!

stupid name said...

Contador also had plasticiser in his blood explain that away. Little cows on spits will not explain that.

UCI are whores.

Anonymous said...

Damn good post today! Who is Alberto Contador?

Anonymous said...

http://www.grist.org/article/2011-03-21-new-yorks-bike-lanes-are-homegrown-terrorism-say-red-faced-oppon

Marcel Da Chump said...

The "Mystery of the Missing Monster Track Alley Cat Messenger Bag" will soon be solved...

Anonymous said...

Anon 1:50

Dood your buddies set you up with a nickname like that.
Check the urban dictionary.
Angry dragon might need think about his inner Thundercat.

Good luck buddy!

CommieCanuck said...

Actually, GT created a time machine in 1973 and went back to 1923 to patent the A-frame idea. I work for GT and am visiting here from 2014.

Soylent green is people. Don't listen to what Hardee's says.

Anonymous said...

Geez

I am pretty sure thundercats don't qualify as a spirit animal.

The exception is if you have anger in your stomach and ride for lay-pard.

Possibly the only other one is if you are a furry. Then the angry dragon makes sense.

Anonymous said...

Crouching Tiger Angry Dragon

Anonymous said...

Hipsters being part of the new wild west made Coke go threw my nose.

Come you bunch of posers, get your shit together and film something cool. Have you ever watched the X games? On the X games they do real stunts not pathetic I am looking cool shit.

If hipsters had a brain they would take it out and play with it.

Anonymous said...

I have been thinking you are insensitive too!
Hahaha
It's like you don't care about anybody
Bunch of jokers
Keep it up guys and BGW!

bikesgonewild said...

...the real testament to matty goss's new found 'EFFORTLESS SPEED' with his SS-works mclaren venge is that he beat fabian cancellara & fabby's a man known to have a motor up his seat tube...

...ouch, fuck...dammit, that thing has such 'razor-sharp handling' that i just cut myself whilst typing about it...

Marcel Da Chump said...

...Inspector Ed "Too Tight" Jeans of Williamsburg's 57th precinct, Hipster Squad, is on the case.

Anonymous said...

Rocks off GBW
Motor up ass tube

Anonymous said...

I didn't touch the bacon
The bacon touched me

Inspector Ed "Too Tight" Jeans said...

To crack this case I'm posing as poseur. I can't wait to get out of these jeans...my balls itch!

Anonymous said...

A bunch of you wouldn't have a sport without the level of positive attention fixies get.
Stop dropping a turd in the pool!

CommieCanuck said...

BGW..Fabian's electric motor story was fake, now replaced with the Gold Race bearings theory.

Or, he's just doping like the rest of them.

CommieCanuck said...

Stop dropping a turd in the pool!
It's not a turd, it's a delicious candy bar.

CommieCanuck said...

Dammit, wrong link.

Balls.

Anonymous said...

Hey BSNYC

It might be time to get the dachshund of time out and convert some fixie guys into pennyworthies. Dress code with current times makes sense. Just like civil war re enactments...for excitement throw in some jousting. I bet the Decemberists would even make an anthem song.
Thanks for your consideration.
Leif

ringcycles said...

anon 3:57. huh? how exactly does a bunch of mis-appropriated used track bikes support the wider cycling community or bike racing in any way? Just because you and everyone you know have discovered bicycles does not mean cycling would collapse with out you.

Anonymous said...

I would like to rally!
Fixie for life!
Spandex is for small guys with glasses!
The only reason you have a man cave is to regenerate your pussy!
Roadies suck balls!

Inspector Ed "Too Tight" Jeans said...

O.k, I'm looking at video surveillance from the crime scene.
I can't tell one Jack from Jill. All I see are buttcracks, tattoos and hairy arm pits.
Wait a second...Who's this?
His clothes are clean and they seem to fit. He's well groomed. I dare say- he's disarmingly handsome.
There appears to be someone by his side. A short, hairy little guy.

Anonymous said...

Have hipsters been declared a VD?

Max said...

Crihs?

CommieCanuck said...

Spandex is for small guys with glasses!

My God, he's right.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Alright, there's the ugly, but coveted bag --in front of the stage. Two skinny guys and a tall gal with long black hair start playing their instruments. The crowd just stands. Heads sway gently, but not much else. In my day I saw the Who, the Clash, the Ramones...i could go on and on. I left a show with a bloody lip-- that's Rock and Roll! . These kids look bored.

sweatpants cyclist said...

I'm gonna make me some lentil soup with my S-works Venge.

Inspector Ed "Too Tall" Jeans said...

I'm gonna kill that Marcel fag. He's blowin my cover!

Inspector Ed "Too Tight" Jeans said...

Back at the crime scene video. The band plays and the kids stand around. There's that ugly bag...and there goes the little hairy guy! He's crawling between legs! Moving swftly, with a simean dexterity straight for the ugly bag! He clutches it and flings it clear over the zombie-like crowd and straight into the arms of that clean-cut, natty and disarmingly handsome guy.
I've got my suspects.
Wait "til commissioner Gordon hears about this.

Bleevo said...

i love my pie plate. to bad they don't make one for 40 spoke wheels

Vegas said...

Jinkies!

djconnel said...

Awesome review.

Anonymous said...

roadies are a box of cracker jacks

fixie hipsters are the piece of shit surprise inside

Anonymous said...

Crouching Tigerblood Angry Dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

That is funny shit!
good call anon 1:50

Old Fart said...

Ima git me one them S Works Benges. It's a crabon hybrid, rhymes with Ben Gay.

Anonymous said...

it is a cool thing when you can drink PBR, eat KFC and make it with a hip looking girl
all you haters suck my left over chicken bones

Just wondering said...

I'm sure it'll be on You Tube tomorrow. Congratulations. Couldn'ta done it without your props and your getup, then?

It's raining today said...

AYHTTB
All you haters take the bus

Anonymous said...

I laughed myself all the way through that post until I hit the comments.

Then started thinking, someone could totally pull off an equally snobby and vitriolic blahg with BSNYC comments as the subject.

Then my head started hurting from all the meta. THANK god (McQuaid?) I live somewhere that dirty hipsters and those who do the judging both stay far far away from.

gravity said...

A Stan & Yosh reference. You're riding on the dark side of the Balkans now Snobby!

Burt Reynolds said...

Where is this place, Anonymous-Passive-Aggressive 8:37? Does it grant tourist visas?

Anonymous said...

lycra men are wussies
live on the edge doodche bag

Anonymous said...

lycra men are wussies
live on the edge doodche bag

Anonymous said...

I am happy!
Samh is blowing Marcel da Chump

Anonymous said...

Road bikers have never looked into the eyes of a cobra!
Bunch of doping geriatric fuck wadz
the stuff your dog licks up

Ow! My eyes! said...

If you dipshits want adults to take you seriously, you will have to learn to spell and punctuate with at least some competence. Otherwise, no one with any sense will think you have anything worthwhile to say.

Anonymous said...

dipshits?

Owe My Eyes sounds like a weirdo!
Giving people crap about punctuation.
Get real knucklehead.

Ow! My eyes! said...

Well there is the problem of the vapid and childish content, but then that's hardly relevant if no one bothers to pay attention to it. You'll understand when you get a real job. Well, make that if.

Anonymous said...

You're speaking in riddles
You are not your daddy who was a lawyer
Just relax guy!

I left a couple of periods off because it seems like you don't need them now.

Ow! said...

Have another beer. They are cheap. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Is Ow! hidden angry dragon?

Ow! said...

For the slow kids: There were some hipster dipshits in here saying things like "lycra men are wussies
live on the edge doodche bag"

Christ on a crutch! Grow up!

Anyway, my comments were directed at them. See, that wasn't so abstruse, now was it?

leroy said...

All afternoon, my dog was singing:

"Tainted by the meat of another.
Tainted, but the truth is uncovered.
What's been going on...."

It was awful.

g-roc said...

Wow, the comments are really lame today - present company included.

Fat Jesus on a bike, get me out of here.

Anonymous said...

The dipshit comment reminded me of the Dukes of Hazard meets Smokey and the Bandit.
Get me a diablo sandwich and Dr Pepper.
Good times!

Anonymous said...

What about a retirement center so they can stfu

Anonymous said...

Oh and everyone please keep on trolling, it makes the comments section better. (im not kidding)

bikesgonewild said...

......g-roc n' leroy...i'm hiding below you guys so i'm positioned where that ow!my eyes! can't spot me...

...sheesh !!!...guy has issues about punctumetality, spellification, completing sentences...pro'b'ly figure out i make words up when i don't see what i need to 'spress myself...

...btw...think i saw your dog performing at a palookapalooza music festival back in the'80's...rocked !!!...

Anonymous said...

That ow!my eyes!
Seems like a creepy stalker guy.
Don't buy his silly cookies.
Or you might have jizz in your eye.

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neagrigore said...

But there is NO TRIPLE TRIANGLE!!! Where is my third triangle?!

Anonymous said...

Stan and Yosh...RIP John Candy. You will not be forgotten.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Anon 9:48 pm,
LOL!!!
Your heightened sense of voyuerism is quite admirable.
And it just so happened that on my subway ride to work this morning, I overheard two young dudes bragging of their sexual exploits. One said to the other, "she let me watch her eating pussy, yo". Only in NewYork. Enjoy.

Pozerz R Lame said...

Hipsters are so funny. I love it when they show up here and try to insult sane people. Conspiracy nuts are like that too, but they get creepy and repetitive too fast. At least the conspiracy nuts really do live on the edge, instead of just trying to look like it. Different edge, I know, but at least it's a real one.

Pontius Pilate said...

HAIL CSZR

-P.P.

CommieCanuck said...

I laughed myself all the way through that post until I hit the comments.

IRON NICK

CommieCanuck said...

Christ on a crutch! Grow up!

Why would Christ be on a crutch? Shouldn't he just heal himself? Or is that like masturbation?

CommieCanuck said...

Road bikers have never looked into the eyes of a cobra!

No, but if we did, our glasses would keep us safe.

I'm pretty sure the only "eyes of a cobra" you've looked into is you boyfriends scrotanus tattoo.

Anonymous said...

It's ironic that you missed the irony of the saying Christ on a crutch. That's the whole point of the saying, of course. As in, "That makes as much sense as seeing Christ on a crutch."

crosspalms said...

As a commuter I've looked into the taillights of a Cobra. And I've seen Christ on a tortilla and a salt stain under a highway. Well, photos. Close enough?

Burt Reynolds said...

Now that I read it in the daylight, I think that post by "angry dragon" was a sly joke. If so, I was soundly punked.

aware said...

BSnob! you missed the part where Cliff Kuang (Wanted: A Gorgeously Simple City Bike) thinks that a Campagnolo crankbolt cover turns a Brompton/Stronglight (or TA) crankset (or its Asian copy) into a "drop-dead gorgeous Campagnolo cranks and chain-ring" (sic)!! slacker! Keep calm and carry on. . .

Anonymous said...

Ha ha. The pig roasting woman has been drinking Chibuku beer from a carton.

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Ace Of Spade said...

Some gnarly bikes here, I like the first image of that bike.. the frame is pretty dope... I don't really like the Pig on the grill that's just cruel.. Good read.

Fixie Bikes said...

Hermes arms looks like 50% of brooklyn.

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