This is a picture of:
This car is headed into oncoming traffic because:
--It's just another participant in the daily organic pile-on of stupidity in front of the Park Slope Food Co-Op
The signs they're putting on UPS trucks now are:
--The same as slathering your brake rotors in bacon grease and going mountain biking in a t-shirt that reads "Genius"
--A great way to soothe the irritation people feel when a giant brown box is completely blocking the road
I took a picture of this van because:
--I thought some of you would be as thrilled as I was to learn that the new 40 Cal. joint has dropped
What's happening in this photo?
This sign is:
This car costs:
The sign on this cab is:
--Possibly true, since even though the driver cut me off to pick up his fare I somehow managed not to crash
A good title for the "Untitled Project" being filmed here would be: