Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Apoca-Watch Update: Archival Horsemen Footage Uncovered

In reading the comments on Friday's post, I was dismayed to find that a number of readers took the long weekend as an opportunity to engage in acrimonious discourse once again. However, as cycling teeters on the precipice of doom like a pro cyclist's haematocrit hovers around 50%, this kind of discord is hardly surprising. In the absence of some kind of cycling messiah, and in the face of increasingly disturbing signs, it's tragically inevitable that we should turn against one-another. Just consider the latest horrors with which we've been confronted:

The Return of Cipo

I can't have been the only person who found this sight from last Sunday horrifying. Cipollini's career was laid to rest years ago, and when Michael Ball exhumed it all he should have been able to retrieve from the grave were Mario's bridgework and a pair of silicone calf implants. Instead, Cipollini (or an entity looking remarkably like him) rolled off the start ramp and charged down the Tour of California prologue course, his protruding uni-tooth calling to mind a boxer's mouth guard or a humpback whale's baleen filtering plankton from the sea. Ominous also was the ectoplasmic lime green skinsuit. As the rim color of choice for fixed-gear freestylers everywhere, lime green is surely the hue of the damned.

Ghost Bikes Coming to Life

When I first saw this bicycle on fixedgeargallery, I puzzled over the motivation behind it. I thought perhaps the owner hoped people would see it locked up outside the bar and ask, "Hey, who died?" But then I noticed the absence of a chain, and I realized that it's in fact some kind of hateful specter. I'm sure as we come closer to the end we'll see ghost bikes all over the world unfetter themselves from street signs and roam the earth.

If they're not all stolen first, that is. (Thanks Jessica for the link.)


Apocalyptic Horsemen Working On Their Choreography

But compared to what I'm about to show you, the aforementioned signs are less threatening than Levi Leipheimer on a French mountain pass. In the spirit of eternal vigilance, I found myself watching Bike TV this past weekend. If you're unfamiliar with Bike TV, think of it this way: if Versus is the Trek Madone of cycling television, Bike TV is the early 90s Univega hybrid with the cracked and yellowed pie plate and the "One Less Car" stickers all over it.

Sandwiched between one segment about the NYC Century Bike Tour (which is apparently the world's largest gathering of heavyset bearded men) and another about bike lanes and traffic calming devices in Berkeley (in which the host repeats the phrase "speed humps" with alarming frequency) was this shocking video.

I knew right away when I saw this that I was watching an ungodly dance troupe of doom. I have no doubt that when the Apocalypse comes these bell-ringing hybrid-riding harbingers will be the first thing we see. Most alarming of all though is that this video is from 2005. That means they've had like three years to perfect these moves. Surely when they arrive we'll be powerless against them.

116 comments:

Mark said...

Mountain Bikers rule and roadies drool!

LK said...

Huh?

Anonymous said...

2nd.

OpenYourEyes said...

Spot on snob, I couldn't agree more with your take on the Cipo. Keep it coming...

Sprocketboy said...

Having enjoyed Super Mario's sartorial wonders before, the green outfit is probably in better taste than a lot of what he wore as a star in, what?, Major Taylor's era.

Bluenoser said...

crap again

Bluenoser said...

crap again

Anonymous said...

"cycling Messiah" = "Christ on a Bike" = favorite piss-off-a-Christian-without-swearing-expression.

Anonymous said...

I do not recommend watching that video immediately after eating. I had to stop it midway. The building nausea was too much.

Anonymous said...

Those bike dancers were scary as hell when they reared up bikes and ran into one another screaming. I may have nightmares.

LK said...

Fire. Add fire. Lots of it.

Anonymous said...

BTW, snob, you didn't watch the ToC prologue coverage after all, did you? Damn, I wish I knew how to do inline hyperlinks. Anyway, "http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/02/cycling-on-tv-lets-get-show-off-road.html"

Adam said...

Thanks Snob. I am at at acoffee shop right now and I litterally laughed til I cried when I saw that video.

Anonymous said...

That "bike dance" video should be rated -- but I don't know what. How shocking! View it at your own peril....

Cameron said...

Those bike dancers are awesome! My favorite part is about 2:30-3min in when they do the bike charge. These guys should really get together with C.H.U.N.K. 666!

MINGUStheMECHANIC said...

Uni tooth! good shit.
The CPA dance troop on hybrids and folding bikes- if they were on fixies and in Brooklyn I'd understand.

erik k said...

holy shit dude, and i thought the bike ballet was bad...watching that makes me wish a had a loaded paint ball gun

Ernest said...

BikeSnob,

I almost sent you an email last night after following the Tour of California for two days. The content would have been encouraging you to comment on the horrid and vile nature of Rock Racing's kits. I stopped myself before I actually sent the message as I thought, "the snob is already on this." You did not disappoint.

To be honest, rock racing may be really silly but their antics make them interesting, and thus fun to follow. Rooting for them openly may be next.

Anonymous said...

God Save us.

Jim said...

Come to think of it, Cipo did look a little like The Screaming Skull, except with a better dental plan, and slightly less dramatic sartorial choices. That he's dead, or at least undead, would make sense - the fingernails, body hair, and most of all facial hair of a corpse keep growing for several years after it transitions from "irritating old coot" status into "not sleeping merely dead" condition. Post-demise hair farming would explain Cipo's stubbly beard. As for his performance - he must have been as thrilled as your "podium" commenters with his brief stint in 20th after the prologue at the AEPTTSTOC*. It made me want to rhyme:

The girls will think you're really keen,
Michael Ball's pal in lime green,
But if you want to make the scene, try
Burma Shave.


*AEPTTSTOC full name: AMGEN: EPO Provider To The Stars Tour of California.

Anonymous said...

An open letter to the BSNYC editor:

Dear Sir:

The TA Century a gathering of heavy set bearded men?

Harrummph! I resemble that remark!

I intend to cancel my subscription.

Or shave.

Or something.

Just waiting for the 10 bike dancers of the Apocalypse pass by so I can emerge from under my bed.

Jeff of MargaretAndJeff said...

146 teeth?!!

Anonymous said...

Bluenoser,

Just took a look at your blog and was completely bored. Sappy story about childhood and biking...zzzzz..zzz

I wouldn't have found it if it weren't for your comment here today, but don't worry I won't bother going back.

sh said...

Jay-sus! Nothing you said prepared me for that video. Nor did the "whimsy" of the first 30 seconds in any way prepare me for the shocking tribal warfare of the crescendo.

I am spent.

Manhattan choreographers vs. bicycles = lethal cocktail...

Anonymous said...

Which Power Ranger is Cipo supposed to be? I don't remember a sprinter as being part of the group.

KanyonKris said...

sh: Amen! I can see kids doing this "bike dance" after much cajoling by their overbearing mothers, but adults? Wow.

Now here is graceful cycling acrobatics WAY better than that "dance:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WC8rkMmc3sU

Anonymous said...

now that we know it is coming, will there be a rapture? i dont want to go to hell bike snob

cody said...

sh,


good one. "I believe it's a very whimsical and playful piece"

Anonymous said...

What would the Nazis have done with the bike dancers?

Mark said...

Can't believe I got the first comment in today - granted not much of a comment, I guess you could say that us MTBers are also knuckle-draggers by that comment.

Anonymous said...

" From Cyclingnews...
The race has officially started. Apparently, Comm 1 gave Rock Racing's Frederick a little reminder about how to drive the team car. Yesterday, the team was fined for allowing its riders to draft the team car after they were dropped.'

What are the bets that Rock Racing has disbanded by Superweek?

Anonymous said...

Blue Noser --

Tell Anon 12:57 PM his refund check is in the mail.

That always seemed to work for BSNYC.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Kanyonkris for saving my day...

"Now here is graceful cycling acrobatics WAY better than that "dance":"
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WC8rkMmc3sU

I smiled, laughed, and totally enjoyed her performance.

I think I've recovered from the trauma of watching the earlier "ungodly dance troupe of doom."

Thanks again! Recommended viewing!

KanyonKris said...

Same bike acrobat, better video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=QLpAsTf3cPo

Anonymous said...

what the hell was that?!! those synchronized swimmers should just stay in the water and leave our streets alone!

Anonymous said...

BikesnobNYC you sure are one funny guy...the largest gathering of heavyset bearded men...so funny...made me think of a Sheldon Brown human life Ghost bike.

Anonymous said...

i thought this was the world's largest gathering of heavy set bearded men...

http://www.bearguide.net/disprof.php?name=BEARVERSIONS

Anonymous said...

Wow...that undead ghost bike...wow...

Anonymous said...

That video is absolutely horrifying. I think I peed myself.

Daniel said...

Did you read about how Bradford (or something similar), the ghost bike thief, returned it with "one of his most cherished possessions", a blue bandana? I think he did the right thing... And without having to give up any of his lesser possessions: puffy Air Jordans, graphic print tees, Friends DVD collections, a vintage Telecaster, a recently-minted bachelor's or MFA degree, the laptop computer he almost certainly got for graduation, and an improbable job in some dubious "creative" field.

That ghost bike shit in general blows my mind. I mean, if bicyclists REALLY want to keep drivers' eyes off the road they should figure out some way to send ghost text messages and phone calls to drivers in addition to the weird-looking bikes and startling signs they're already using to distract them. Of course, I can't help but notice the ad link on the front page of www.ghostbike.org, so I suppose they're working as some kind of, uh, viral marketing campaign. You rarely see ads for engravers on tombstones, right?

If I get killed while cycling, I hope my widow will have the sense to put up one of those air ghosts you see in front of car dealerships.

Anonymous said...

Thoroughly unpleasant. I have read so many of these posts screaming in revulsion at sometimes inobvious transgressions that I let my guard down. Shocking video, yeah, whatever...click...ouch.

Without the audio I might have also thought this was a story on the Astana team's plans for June...


anon 1:11--
I don't think we've discussed the pre-tribulation/post tribulation rapture possibilities of the FGA. I think by now it's safe to say it's post-trib or nothing.

Anonymous said...

http://www.koolstop.com/brakes/accessories.html

More furry seat pads to hasten the apocalypse and the second coming of the pariah!

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap! Only 6 rehearsals was all it took to achieve that level of fluidity, synchronicity and sheer perfection atop a bicycle?

I'll second everyone, in that the "Battle at Kruger" re-enactment was the best portion of the "dance".

Anonymous said...

Tour of California Prologue...oh yeah...you're talking about the inaugural
'Dave Zabriskie's Moustache Ride' that was on Versus the other day.

Handle bar + soulpatch = true american classic.

Anonymous said...

Gotta get me a set of those teeth

Dan K said...

Bike Dancing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyW9864AXVk

If you have not seen RAD yet, go to the video store now.

Bluenoser said...

First about the multiple comments, just one of those days.

Second, anon 12:57, you obviously mistake me for someone who GAF about what you think.

-B

Oh yes, your refund check is in the mail.

Davey D said...

Oh dear. modern interpretive dance meets commuters! save us be-dreaded bike god!

In other news, fixie riders seem to be pre-emptively gearing up for the steam-punk dystopia that follows the apocalypse. You pannier-sportin' shifting types don't stand a chance!

Anonymous said...

The scariest aspect of all is that Mary Seidman was probably paid, with actual money... actual public funds perhaps, for that embarassing work of coreography. It would be a sorry ass effort coming from a high school "performance artist," but from a pro? Yikes!

Anonymous said...

Boz said...
Which Power Ranger is Cipo supposed to be? I don't remember a sprinter as being part of the group.


Hasbeenator.

The best rider in Mike's Balls' team is the oldest one, placing 44th. Cipo's ride was truly inspired, as he were being chased from hell by the Italian tax agency to which he owes millions of dollars (or about 246 euros).
44th is pretty good, and reports from California say you can hardly smell the embalming fluid.

Anonymous said...

i think the folks in that choreographed video would have enjoyed this...

http://www.conferencebike.com/index.html

Anonymous said...

Do you now see what happens when you try to televise some part of cycling culture other than road racing? Are you happy?

db said...

OK, the bike dance reminds me of two things:

1. The '80s Saturday Night Live men's synchronized swimming skit with Martin Short, Harry Shearer, and Christopher Guest. Wish I could find a link to the video. Here's the transcript.

2. This Monty Python sketch.

Thank you, young man.

Anonymous said...

The bike battle was reminiscent of Alexander Nevsky battling the Teutonic Knights. Too bad that there wasn't a frozen lake for them to all fall through.

Anonymous said...

db:

http://www.urth.tv/content/view/397/302/

Cameron said...

code for inserting links into your comment:

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Just insert your url, description and remove the *

Now use it.

I'm tired of copying and pasting

Mamsterla said...

I for one am happy to have a reason to look at VeloNews.

As for the dance video (wow, wish it were really a dance video), that was stunning. I will be queasy for days.

Just because someone is a "professional choreographer" doesn't mean that a healthy sense of shame is not called for - 10 people willingly agreed to do this.

Or maybe they were all waterboarded....

Anonymous said...

Dear Lord.... that video.

Really?

Anonymous said...

That Bradford guy is a street kid. He used to sleep on my friends floor. He doesn't have any of the crap mentioned by above commenter.

A trust fund kid could always ask their mommy or daddy for money to get a bike. Then they could uses their creative skills with a file and give in a little cred.

Anonymous said...

mario cipollini walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?"
cipo's still great even if he's on a crappy team full o dopers.

Anonymous said...

fuck you x 1,000. you couldn't carry cipo's bags. pause for a moment and consider his exploits,wins, palmeres or however you spell it, or don't. not one person on this whole board could ride a bike 1/10th of the way he has or can still. shut yer little small wannabe mouths. little geeky web mouths, on yer best day. seriously, any of you know as much about him as you do about dentistery, dentist excluded.

Anonymous said...

huh? is there actually someone who doesn't feel mario is a has-been!. I saw him in vegas and he was out of his league...what can change in five months?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

fuck you x 1,000. you couldn't carry cipo's bags... blah..shut yer little small wannabe mouths. little geeky web mouths, on yer best day. seriously, any of you know as much about him ..blah blah


It's great to see Mario Little Onions still appeals to homosexual bike racing fans worldwide (not that there is anything wrong with that). Hurry, and you can still bid for his used chamois pad on eBay. SSSSnnnnniiiiffff.Ahhhh...

Anonymous said...

Sweet Holy Virgin Mother of God.
That video is just another good goddamn example of why to stay the hell away from NYC; some of ya'll have lost your collective mind.
I just saw "I am Legend" and for the love of me those have got to be the zombies that come out at night. Someone should have started shooting at them.
Sweet freaking Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Ciao tutti quanti...eesa true, Mario no do too good today in 86th, but whatza important ees I maka lotsa euros, an still have una bella figura.

Mikey..you keepa away from Mario wid thata tattoo needles.

'vediamo subito...ciao..ciao..

Anonymous said...

The bikes in the video are pleading to be melted down...the humans ar beyond redemption

Anna said...

Instead of painting and locking up bikes, never to be ridden again as a memorial, why not start a yellowbike project, get people cycling, take back the streets. What a waste of a perfectly good bicycle. If nothing else, you can use some of the parts.

Anonymous said...

Commiecanuk-come hither young buns, i'll set you free. fuck you again. grow a pair.

TeamSeagal said...

Those bike dancers need to not exist any more. In life. They kinda remind me of that old SNL skit with Martin Short where they were doing water ballet.

*loads gun*

Anonymous said...

With his best years clearly behind him, perhaps Mario should give minor league baseball a try. After all, it worked for Michael Jordan.

Anonymous said...

wishiwasmerckx -fuck you too. show me one ex-racer that doesn't long for a return. some of us, wait, the ones that actaully did achive, are given the chance. its only human to take it. wanna fuck? or fight? piker.

Anonymous said...

anon. 6:19
Your command of the English language, not to mention your spelling, is something to behold!

btw, esad

Anonymous said...

Check the little onion's result today, boyz...

Anonymous said...

while you girls are pissing around, Mario Cipo placed third in today's stage. The young Tom Boonen won.

Anonymous said...

There's some serious agro stuff going down in here today. Ultimate fighting is next blog over.

Cipo's awesome, who cares if he's over the hill.
I've got great memories of working in a shop that carried Cannondale and wondering what he was gonna roll up to the start line - funny shit, man. He started the trend of wearing yellow EVERYTHING, as some guys have done in the Tour. He's a legend.

And as much as I don't really like Mike Ball and the Rock Racing Show, you gotta admit the guy knows how to market a product 'cause he's getting headlines all over the place with his schtick.

Anonymous said...

anon 6:40-yeah, spelling counts. whoops? did i miss a word or two? heavens. achieve, sorry. go suckle a teat, you know thats yer thing. redlips all wet for a bike chain. wishin you could ride one. don't let yer mom catch you on a slut-site, mitey mite, back to school.

Anonymous said...

Ah the English. For the crew that supposedly coined the language they speak, a great many of them can't seem to grasp even its most simplest use.

ROIT THEN! A'LL 'AVE YOU, YOU LITTAL WANKA!

Go away.

Anonymous said...

please forgive me mario!!!! I...I jus t assumed you were wanting to retire that's all. I will keep my mouth shut from now on...I swear!!

Anonymous said...

"while you girls are pissing around, Mario Cipo placed third in today's stage. The young Tom Boonen won."

Actually he placed fourth, off the podium.

Anonymous said...

If Cipo is the last of the great white whales then we should protect him. Get Capt Paul Watson of Sea Sherperd ( CommieCannuck you should be proud of this man) to trail behind him on top of Rock Racings’s van, directing ramming raids into the evil Trek empire drones

Anonymous said...

Anon 6:19
Wow, that was harsh. Cipo went out in his prime, and in a blaze of glory. For that, I admired him greatly. Is Cipo like fine wine? Has he actually improved with age? He is now sullying his reputation, just as Jordan did with his post-retirement sojourn in the minor leagues ( and for better or for worse, I think that many of the elite in the European peloton see the TOC as the minor leagues).
All that aside, even minor league ballplayers get a lot of 'tang, even if not of the eurotrash variety which Cipo is used to.

Anonymous said...

I wonder....

Suppose Rock Racing also did bike ballet?

Could we all just get along then?

Anonymous said...

Dear BS NYC and sycophantic acolytes:

Feel free to mock über-hip fixters without repercussion. (Although it's kind of like beating up on your little sister - I would think you'd outgrow it, at some point - but to each her own. You're like an SNL skit unfortunately turned into a full-length movie; the "buh bye" of cycling blogs.)

But when you dare to mock Il Re Leone, you do so at your own peril. Why don't you just find the G-d of cycling, spit in her face, and then kick her in the ovaries (or him in the nuts) while you're at it.

World Champion. 189 career victories. 50+ Grand Tour stage victories. The consummate professional - his competitive streak, preparation and tactics surpassed only by his flamboyant and thoroughly entertaining showmanship (which was as much a head fake as anything else). Affable, approachable, and downright lovable. A true campionissimo of the modern era. That Sig. Cipollini has decided to come out of retirement on US soil is a great gift to us, and we should all be honored and humbled to have the great man racing the ATOC.

You, you anonymous cockroach f*cktard, you should know better than to besmirch Super Mario with your distasteful adolescent humour. Fai una brutta figura!

Show the appropriate respect - apologize and retract your insulting banter.

You have 24 hours. Otherwise, I curse you with a year of flat tires and mechanicals at the worst possible times, a third leg as flaccid as an unpumped tube, and may all your victory salutes be performed alone into your own fist.

===========
"Porn star."
- Sig. Mario Cipollini, in response to being asked what career path he would have chosen had he not been a cyclist

Anonymous said...

I can't believe Mario got THIRD today! What a loser! He sucks so bad he couldn't even beat Boonen with Boonen's pre-season team. God that guy is washed up. My little sister could ride faster than him.

Yokota Fritz said...

Speaking of Rock Racing team car drivers, one of them told bikesgonewild and I to "GET OFF THE ROAD" in Sausalito yesterday (before the race) because we dared to take the lane in front of her.

But how about Cipo? Unitooth or not, that's a 41 year old retired old guy getting 4th place and pwning over 100 other young guns today.

Anonymous said...

huh!

BikeSnobNYC said...

Ms. Mia Cazzo-Ingolare,

Cipollini is a giant of the sport and a larger-than-life character, and it is good to see him up in the results. I make fun of all aspects of cycling on this blog, and my jokes will in no way diminish his place in the cycling pantheon. If you can't handle seeing some fun poked at your idols, I recommend reading another cycling blog.

Respectfully,

--BSNYC

ltc tim said...

okay,

cipo looked like he stepped out of a spencer's gift shop. i thought they were shutting those places down??

Ron George said...

The Tour of Cipollini (TOC)

Anonymous said...

Ms. Mia Cazzo-Ingolare - alors? is that correct? who cares? i love cippo so much, so much. love. love. love. and see!!!!! to see him sprint, to haul that kind of ass, its tear-inducing. i swear to you, i bow and cower. these plebians bring me to the brink, of or, and violence, to besmirch such a being, such a fearless all guts and speed-muscle, all go for it all or nothing being. if i had 1/2 of that, i'd be 10x the man i am. bsnycsnob: know your vantage, everymancyclist, nonetheless, when wishiwasmerckx sings a little titty song, like a fresh mouthed highschooler knowing nothing, i call him w/fists. period. cippo could suck dick on horseback, and i'd still let him piss up my leg.

rusty said...

Hey!
What ever happened to bikesgonewild, frank the tank and prolly? I miss those cats.

Anonymous said...

Anon6:15,6:45 and 9:03, I am clearly no match for your urbane wit or your carefully reasoned and well constructed responses. Thanks for putting me in my place. You have taught us all the most important lesson of the day, which is that you must keep your pimp hand strong.

Anonymous said...

wishiwasmerckx-right or wrong, i stand by a man you and i will never be. the purity of the sprint, the self-assuredness it takes to win and win and win again. i stand by it, aspire to it, and in my own minute way, protect and applaud it. outwit me though you may, i care not. when the lion king roared, he did just that, and we are lucky to have borne? bourne? witness. period. i see it in my dreams, toiling at my lifeness small. imagine it, for a moment. that sprinting.

jfleischmann said...

Cipo across the line in 3rd place today. So much for your shit talkin'.

Anonymous said...

hey jeff, wanna fight? pussy.

Anonymous said...

anonymous hockey fight brought to you by "Versus"!

Anonymous said...

feast your eyes on this crew of trailblzers, the video's might make you want to stab yourself in the face a little

http://www.slamxhype.com/2008/02/19/mishka-dart-cycling-team

Anonymous said...

"...what can change in five months?"

What can change in five months? WHAT CAN CHANGE IN FIVE MONTHS? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT CAN CHANGE IN FIVE MONTHS!

Papa Bradstein said...

Cipo redux? Eh, whatever.

That dance? That dance will summon Satan himself, who will drag us all down to hell, or to a never-ending recital of that dance routine.

Given the choice, I'd take the eternal lake of fire, thanks.

Unknown said...

holy F!!!

KanyonKris said...

Maybe Versus should have a show where Phil Liggit reads a BikeSnob post and all the comments - now there's some quality TV!

Anonymous said...

Cipo fans who cry at BSNYC's good fun are pussies. Pussyshits.

the nation of alili said...

The apocalypse is real close, Frankie Andreu's commenting styles on the ToC-live stream show it quite clear.

Anonymous said...

About the bike "Dancers":

What, is there a group of mentally-challenged Shriners in lower Manhattan?

Who would volunteer for this?

Anonymous said...

so apparently Bike TV is paying you to talk about them so much....

Mongo Pusher said...

SRAM's new carbon fiber Uni-Tooth is lighter than Cipo's Campy version.

Andrew said...

holy crap that bike video is bad. wow.

Anonymous said...

I must be confusing this Cipollini with someone else, I'm thinking of the Italian sprinter who:

Dumped his wife and kids for a Brazilian fashion model.

Was found guilty of tax evasion.

Was found guilty of illegal handgun possession.

Was sued over contracting someone to beat up a pro tour rider.

The guy you fans are talking about sounds much, much better, and not a dick at all. I really like the anonymous comments: tough guys on keyboards.

Or,

To Cipo fans: "fuck'em, if they can't take a joke."

Anonymous said...

Hey, commie, I finish terzo an I have de sex weeth three weemen, dey no mention "little onions", so va fungulo.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy...this is exhausting. But, speaking of the apocalypse, i don't know if you have seen this yet, but, if so, maybe you should check it again. Apparently, freestylin on da fixees is called nerdin' out. I feel like Rip Van Winkle right now.
http://web.mac.com/labrakeless/LABRAKELESS/start.html

murphini said...

Cipo? Dr. Terror from Speed Racer? (Scroll down to bottom of linked page). Separated at Birth? Hmmmm.....

Anonymous said...

whoa. Anonymous 9:35 is actually Michael Ball. Period . If you don't believe me go watch his press conference on Velonews tv on the web . You'll see . Period . Besides he looks hillarious in the green team kit. Period. I shouldn't make fun though, after all his mission is to make cycling "cool" but not just that, to make it " cool internationally " . Yes, maybe one day some little French Italian or Japanese child will learn about our beloved two wheeled sport.

Jess said...

Re: Ghost Bike Comes Back to life.

It seems that Stuart of townsleyportraits is actually devolving this poor Fixed Gear Bike, as the first time we were introduced to it by BSNYC (Fixedgeargallery...of top tube trends. Dec. 20, 2007) it still had a chain. Perhaps Stuart had to sell it to buy food to feed his fake iguana

Anonymous said...

Thought you'd be heartened to know that the fashion for green wheels has reached the messenger fraternity in London:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/480388022_558318d37b.jpg

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