BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

Good morning.

Now that we've got that out of the way, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right well then that's just fantastic, and if you're wrong you'll see a recumbent conversion.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe this weekend, and thanks very much for reading.

Ride safe this weekend,


--Wildcat Rock Machine

1) The Red Hook Crit is also known as:

--Skinsuits n' Beards

--The Great Brooklyn Annual Fixed-Tastic Crash-Tacular

--The Burr in Caley Fretz's Chamois

--All of the above

2) Mario Cipollini is in Brooklyn today to:

--Promote the Red Hook Crit

--Promote his new line of cooking oils

--Perform as a featured dancer in an adult establishment

--All of the above

3) Of course Jeremy Santucci rides a Cipollini.

--True

--False

4) According to my Newbery Award-winning children's book, why did Jesus put the dinosaurs in charge of the Earth?

--To make oil

--To make helmets

--To punish the Jews for not believing in Him

--Because they promised to Make Pangaea Great Again

5) Complete this popular expression:

"Jumping the _____."

--Shark

--Broom

--Gun

--Lamborghini

6) What is the "Rock Bar?"

--A carbon fiber mountain bike handlebar with integrated suspension

--A weight you strap to your bicycle for training purposes

--It's what makes a Softride a Softride

--The bar where Cipo will be dancing tonight

7) Mike Sinyard says that in two years:

--Everyone will be on disc brakes

--Everyone will be on suspension road bikes

--Everyone will be on performance-enhancing drugs

--Everyone will worship Donald Trump like a god

***Special "Well That's An Odd Choice"-Themed Bonus Video!***

I guess they were desperate for comfort.

Afterwards they broke into the pet shop next-door and stole a Bichon Frise to put in that basket.