Though now the blizzard warning has been cancelled:
The blizzard warning for NYC has been cancelled. Icy mix now. Windy. Periods of rain expected later pic.twitter.com/FAWhvJi3ms— NY1 Weather (@NY1weather) March 14, 2017
And yet there are currently cotton ball-sized snowflakes falling steadily outside my window, so go figure.
Either way, the schools are closed, and as of my most recent contract renegotiation I reserve the right to shirk my curatorial responsibilities in such cases so that I can tend to my seventeen (17) children. In other words, blogging service is suspended for today, and will resume tomorrow:
("Woosie.")
Deal with it.
Thanks for your understanding, annoyance, relief, or indifference as the case may be, and I'll see you back here tomorrow. (And yes, I can see you, thanks to my CIA-level surveillance capabilities.)
Jörs Trüli,
--Wildcat Rock Machine
(I see all.)
52 comments:
Podium don't count on snow days Ted.
Snow day podium
Lob, stop checking the comments and take care of your kids.
Wow. Anonymous just took the top 4 steps.
One more for anonymous
Wikiquote quote of the day:
If we want to improve the world we cannot do it with scientific
knowledge but with ideals. Confucius, Buddha, Jesus and Gandhi have done
more for humanity than science has done. We must begin with the heart of
man — with his conscience — and the values of conscience can only be
manifested by selfless service to mankind.
--Albert Einstein
OK people it's a snow day so get out there and ride because snob can't and has to watch the kids.
We are watching you, too.
Have a Nice Day.
We are:
Anonymous.
Early start to your blogging day! Snow apocalypse here in NE, too. Stay safe out there bike commuters.
Find a safe place, snowflake?
Fuck it, I'm leasing a dog sled.
"Scranus"
Does ziptie-ing snow shoes to the pedals of my road bike make it a snow bike? I'm asking for a friend...
Einstein forgot to mention another popular mythological character... oops, I didn't mean "mythological character".... I meant "prophet"
He forgot to mention Mohammed. Coincidence? I don't think so.
That's racist!
Snoop dog shot the insane clown prez.
I've never been so close to the podium!
Blizzard cancelled in NYC?Not here in NYC's toupee.i'm about to clear the sidewalk and driveway for the third time.now where is that shovel?
Cherry blossoms covered in ice - almost rode my chubike but said fuck it and burned some fossils instead
Eat Pie today
Bad boy of the north - you set it down for a minute and it got buried. Hurry up and find it before I hit it with the snowblower. I'm running out of shear pins.
This has been one CRAZY winter. Chicagoland received it's last snow mid December before getting 3/4" yesterday, and then 3/4" again today. Maybe we should ship most of our stored salt to NYC?
Should've used my Fat Bike for today's sprint!
We here in Porkopolis got just the tip of your storm. A light dusting that barely stuck to the grass and didn't affect roadways at all. Of course the fuck-os in the cars acted like it was scranus-deep and traffic snarled.
Sounds like Fat Tire weather. Billy Joe Bob's Big Dump Tire Shop also sells tires for bikes.
Snow, making it time for "phat" tires with some big NAHBs? Nah, not really.
"air quotes" mean never having to say you are wrong, ignorant, gullible, etc
Cheers to the bike commuters out there today! Saw a fat bike with a blinky light in the front and an intrepid gentleman on the seat braving the elements. It made my day.
...I wish my commuter had slightly more clearance at the fenders... I would be out there just testing the "not-so-fat" tires I have on it... but because of the darn tires, I left like 1mm for the fenders.
...I wonder if the illegal immigrants are all riding bikes in the empty bike lanes today. You can tell an illegal immigrant by the generous clearance they give their fenders.
My rubber may be fat, but my frame is thin. The ladies seem to enjoy it.
We had a blizzard of 3-4" proportions Saturday but amazingly it did not stay on the roads so I road my roadbike and took some pics of geese and covered bridges and junk.
I woild ride today but I don't have a proper slush bike.
It's sunny and 60s out here in highest of the square states. Good luck with your snowy precipitationways.
#whataccumulationyourunnin
Is there anything kids don't ruin?
"Bicycles are not meant for winter" I heard this guy in a SUV, stuck in a snow bank, as I was pedaling past him.
Bummer dude. 80 degrees in Cali. Stay in NYF'nC. Less trail mongers to deal with.
SNOW DAYZ
COLD SNAP
FATB IKES
Are there any shifters that aren't grip shift? Can't we have mind shift, who's in charge?
Kolkata, self-driving unicycle: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Raja+Bazar,+Kolkata,+West+Bengal,+India/@22.6280829,88.3524061,3a,75y,325.98h,63.3t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-xHco6wPV4GY%2FV4IbRnRykuI%2FAAAAAAAAKe4%2FRpw_kNJup4IPipYP559ww5bAeujGiZdhACJkC!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh6.googleusercontent.com%2F-xHco6wPV4GY%2FV4IbRnRykuI%2FAAAAAAAAKe4%2FRpw_kNJup4IPipYP559ww5bAeujGiZdhACJkC%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya41.309998-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i4608!8i2304!4m5!3m4!1s0x3a02765961c4b35d:0xfe3d0ba7a2e15cd4!8m2!3d22.5729891!4d88.3756019!6m1!1e1?hl=en-US
"Snö Dā Today!" could have been written "Snödag idag!" How did you manage to put the "pricks over "O""?
...update.... I rode my bikecycle with tiny clearance at fenders in this snow. It rides just fine. and fattish tires are great... though #whatpressureyourunning has to be checked by a lab before you go out there.
...what you gotta look out for is the snow plows and the stupids who think it's safe to drive a tiny car on NYC clogged roads. Many vehicles stranded out there in the small streets where not much plowing has been done.
Cereal Robocouch,
Earlier this winter I had a day where the snow and ice accumulation between my fenders and my tires was causing a lot of drag. I cleaned out the fenders and adjusted them for more tire clearance and it stopped being a problem. I don't know if the temperature and snow consistency changed enough overnight to prevent the issue, or if the extra clearance helped, but I'm definitely going to attribute the improvement to my excellent mechanic-ing skillz.
I suppose you should attribute your result to your excellent "riding a bike with little or no tire clearance" skillz...
Some guy from upstate,I found the shovel just in a nick of time.thanks for the warning.
43st? And where's Teddy? Power outage Teddy? Sucks to be you, Teddy!
Fuck the Blizzard!
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