Jörs Trüüli (that's my explorer name) is about to embark upon a suburban bicycling adventure that will live on in the anals of cycling lore forever. (At least until a cream is invented that can get rid of it.)
Rest assured I'll be back in a few hours with a more complete posting.
However, if you don't hear from me by, say, tomorrow morning, just assume I did not survive, and start following another blog.
I recommend one about cats.
I love you, and godspeed to myself. See you in a little while.