Rest assured I'll be back in a few hours with a more complete posting.
However, if you don't hear from me by, say, tomorrow morning, just assume I did not survive, and start following another blog.
I recommend one about cats.
I love you, and godspeed to myself. See you in a little while.
Sincerely,
Jörs Trüüli
59 comments:
podium?
morning poop time!
Scranus podium!
First timer?
God speed Wildcat. Sincerely, long time reader, first time commenter. Pode! Scrane!
Can't remember. Is it wake up, bathroom, coffee, bike?
Hope you took the Fly6 with you today.
Top ten!
Too early.
cycle
Onondaga county, representing
Top ten on an early post.
ah man, missed the top 10
Take your time. I still need to read yesterday's comments.
Thrills are at hand? Yes indeed they are. Thanks to the Google machine and Adrienne Barbeau Pics typed in the search bar.
2-post days are special, like Paree-Roubay (tm).
You are Truly loving the umlauts, aren't you?
McFly:
You are welcome to change your bikes' name to Adrienne Barbeau if you want. There's plenty of her to go around and she needn't be cleaned off after every ride because of the Swamp Thing thing.
You're welcome.
It may get confusing once the BikeSnob retirement village gets going and everyone has the same name for their bike, but we'll deal with that later.
Snob out of bed before 10:00, what is that all about. To much coffee yesterday at a Duncan Donuts while waiting for a car to crash into the place?
Captcha "Mtititnt" Two tits, side by side.
There's a blog called CatSnobNYC?
I Love You Too
So last time Snob left us unsupervised this went all anal - now its all about the cats
This website is full of pussy
This one is another sort of pussy
All the pics of AB I found were too recent - GILF style
Much better than a rattle can job
Bikesnobnyc
Wildcat Rock Machine
Jors Truuli?
Is this a midlife crisis disguised as an identity crisis?
here kitty kitty
Adrienne Barbeau? Yum!
iavrul some
I used to spend quality time with a woman that had Barbeau-esque breasts(say that 10 times). While on top she was fluent in the lost art of Auto-Oral Nip Stimulation. It was breath taking.
Anon @11:55
Breath taking, or breast taking?
She was very blunt and instructional:
1)I like to be in control.
2)I do alot of dirty talkin'/I hope it's OK.
3)Don't try to put it in my ---.
"...suburban bicycling adventure that will live on in the anals of cycling lore forever."
Preparation H helped reduce if not remove things in my anals...
@DB
"Can't remember. Is it wake up, bathroom, coffee, bike?
Hope you took the Fly6 with you today"
Good lob above db, we don't need that kind of fly on the wall footage!
spairly showa
adventure? and bikes?
SFTY MTNG
God Speed John Glenn
wow, BSNYC.
you are going on a biking ride?
how exciting.
how do you ever have time to post a blogulation?
wle
Ok have a nice ride Jors. We'll be here talking about boobs until your triumphant return.
Dear Jörs Trüüli,
Now reading cat blog.
Yours Truly.
Oh, man, I hope he's going to the post office to send me that picture he promised to send me after I put my personal email all over this comment section!
I figured you would post really early or really late to take unfair advantage of the awesomeness of the day and get some good FLY6 derierre vue epic footage, or bits and bytesage while cutting off cops, running over yip dogs, or setting taxis on fire.
WooHoo Lob Speed
vsk
Adventure is a foot, and the secret to life is a penis.
Wait, no, the secret to life is "happiness". That's what I meant to say.
Trama:
You're right. I needed to add many more spaces between random thoughts.
Where do I get these fancy additional punctuation and trademark things?
I'd like to add an umlaut and TM occasionally.
Is it a BikeSnob sale item?
i hope you get dry humped by a pedestrian. twice.
receive blow job, wake up, bonghit, coffee, bathroom.
I want my money back!
If you promise not to tell Jors, I once fucked his sister, Trudy Truuli.
that Pippa's got some nice hangers.
Peaches; not so much ....
Oops, it is the highlight of insensitivity to boast about one's sexual conquests. I apologize to all of you and to Trudy for besmirching her reputation.
2:09PM and no Jors? Must be a long ride.
I'm sure your tell us how the colonoscopy went, in graphic detail.
Jors is likely delayed by the need to stop
And refill his helment douche device
...hey, ladies and gents... Jörs Trüüli mentioned 'anals' and 'cream' in such a short post for a reason...
...he wants us to first talk about 'anals' then 'pussy'... without a moderator.
A bike ride? Sorry, can't return the love...too damn jealous.
My captcha says you must have...
supreme oekHung
Okay, I'm taking bets on the nature of Snobby's ride; gritty urban, gentle rural, grinding MTB etc.
First correct answer wins!
The woman with the Barbeau-esque breasts was simultaneously diddling me and my friend at different times unbeknownest to us. She was a little older than us. We figured it out and ran it by her politely (you know what) and she obliged twice. The last time ended with some nice ski-poling action. Look it up on the urban dictionary.
I remember when this blog used to be gritty and urban. And edgy.
Not gay until the balls touch.
RIP Ultimate Warrior.
Anon at 2:27. Going with gentle rural with the Fly6.
Heh heh. He said anals.
DB at 2:44,
Looks like you were wrong, but you posted your guess at exactly the same time as Snobby updated his journal.
That's something, so I declare you winner.
Congratulations.
I'm gonna go hillbombing in my fully faired, fixed gear recumbent elipte-go.
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