Friday, January 4, 2013

BSYNCY Friday Fun Quiz!

Yesterday I mentioned that someone who was offended by one of my lame Twitter jokes has ironically kicked off a boycott against me by selling his copy of my first book.  (The one before Rick Rubin got a hold of me and totally ruined my sound.)  Well, at the time the bidding was at $.06, but as of this morning it's rocketed all the way up to $15.50:


I realize I haven't ever written anything worth more than like a quarter (an American quarter, not one of those Canadian ones that the soda machines always spit back out at you), and that once you factor in the shipping it's already up to more than the actual cover price of the book.  However, keep in mind that if you win it I'll not only devalue it further by signing it but I'll also write a poem and draw a picture in it.  Plus, you'll know that the money you're spending is going to a good cause, since this guy is pretty irritated with me for teasing the poor maligned NRA, and this way he can use the proceeds to buy some ammo and squeeze off a few rounds at the gun range, which hopefully will make him feel better.  And if he needs a target, I'd suggest the following:


(The rings are all wonky because it's artisanal.  Please feel free to download, print, and shoot at with your weapon of choice.)

By the way, please be assured I have no intention of sparking some sort of gun debate, and that I'm merely exercising my constitutional right to make jokes about the fact that someone doesn't like me.

Also yesterday, I mentioned my reluctance to renew my USA Cycling license, and a reader forwarded me the following article:


Basically, the article explores whether USA Cycling is indeed hindering the sort of grassroots amateur bike racing that is relevant to 99% of us regular schmucks, and it uses OBRA as an example of an organization that's flourishing without them:

Since breaking away from the federation in the late 1990s, OBRA has grown its membership to more than 5,000, and this year sanctioned more than 330 races. OBRA’s marquee event, the Portland-based Cross Crusade series, is the largest amateur cyclocross series in the world, averaging 1,100 racers at each of its eight events last season.

Pretty hard to argue with that, especially if you've been to a Cross Crusade race--though USA Cycling tries anyway:

"You need to step back and look at the importance of international heroes and role models. They add value and cache to the sport. We honestly believe that the overall benefit far outweighs any incremental increase in cost. Right now anyone in Oregon is outside the system with regard with those progressive opportunities that people tend to find value in.”

Wow.  He didn't just say "heroes and role models," did he?  Yeah, they've added "value and cache[t] to the sport" like a low-fiber diet adds volume to your stool.

Meanwhile, in news more relevant to everyday cyclists, a reader forwarded me this somewhat old yet still noteworthy article about cycling and vulvas:


Whether it's numb penises or aching vulvas, the media continues to be amazed that riding an ill-fitting bicycle can hurt your crotch.  Somehow most people manage to understand you need to wear shoes that are the right size or else your feet will hurt, but when it comes to bicycles we need laboratory research to tell us that riding the wrong bike will punish our pee-pees and woo-woos:

"The women took their personal bikes and saddles into the lab. The researchers mounted the bikes on a stationary machine, and had the riders position their seats and handlebars according to their preference. As the women pedaled, they reported whether they felt soreness, numbness or tingling as a result of sitting on the bike seat, and a device was used to measure sensation in the pelvic floor."

By the way, the device that measures sensation in the pelvic floor is actually Mario Cipollini's face:


(A perfectly calibrated vulvular pressure device.)

Anyway, the shocking revelation here is that if your crotch hurts you should raise your bars:

In cases where the women's' handlebars were positioned lower than the seat, more numbing and tingling were "observed" in their perineums (that all important area of the anatomy that women seldom think of unless pregnant and about to give birth, or if it is saddle sore). In fact, the study's authors conclude that handlebar heights lower than saddle heights "significantly impact" genital sensation in women.

Which is why I'm launching a new pub[l]ic awareness campaign:


And I'm pleased to report that at least one rider has already gotten the message:



And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right you'll know, and if you're wrong you'll see the the guy from Barenaked Ladies work as a London bike messenger.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and listen to your vulva.


--Wildcat Rock Machine





(Photorealism.)

1) Bradley Wiggins was recently knighted.

--True
--False






2) David Millar wasn't knighted, but he was recently mistaken for David Byrne.

--True
--False





(Why is it all pointy?)

3) Which is not an optional donation when you renew your USA Cycling license?

--USA Cycling Development Foundation
--Edmund R. Burke Fund for Cycling Development
--John Stenner Collegiate Scholarship Fund
--The Tyler Farrar Pro Cyclist Hairstyle De-Eurofication Grant








("Don't let the ladies come between you and the belt.")

4) Is a belt drive faster than a chain drive?

--Yes
--No
--Maybe
--ZZZZZZzzzzzz...









5) Which is better: 650b or 29er?

--650b
--29er
--Belt drive
--ZZZZZZzzzzzz...







6) Why can't he just look at his phone?

--Because he's groggy from reading tedious Internet belt drive and wheel size analyses until 4:30am
--Because he's hung over and afraid to turn around and see who he took home from the bar last night
--Because his left hand is possessed and it won't let him turn his head
--Because he's an idiot









7) "I think when they get Orp in their hands they're going to be really _______." 

--Happy
--Excited
--Confused
--Grossed out and sticky




***Special Bike Porn-Themed Bonus Question***

[redacted]

(Remember naked roller fixie porn?)

Handmade bike show photography porn is out; __________ is in.

--Recumbent porn
--Unicycle porn
--Artisanal dropout porn
--Retrofit porn


167 comments:

RB1 said...

zoom !

Anonymous said...

Hi all

cycle

JB said...

podio cunt

Anonymous said...

#4

mikeweb said...

Who?

Muzza said...

McScranus

g. said...

Top 10! 2013!!

3G said...

Top 10

Anonymous said...

RIP TORN TARGET MACHINE!

Anonymous said...

Top X ?

Yarpo said...

10st?

wishiwasmerckx said...

Rounding out the top ten...

Anonymous said...

Babble do ALL Canadians spit it back out at you or do some let it slide on down with flud ease?

wishiwasmerckx said...

...er, top dozen...

Anonymous said...

*fluid

Yarpo said...

11teenth! I feel so Gorka Verdugo right now...

Velocodger said...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

JB said...

The women took their personal bikes and saddles into the lab. The researchers mounted the bikes on a stationary machine, and had the riders position their seats and handlebars according to their preference.

They weren't already positioned according to their preference? Please advise.

babble on said...

The BABE is BACK!!

Buffalo Bill said...

A tingly woo-woo? I think I might be able to help with that. Let's just lift those bars, yeah, that's good. Now, your leg, then the other one. Now just move your butt forward a bit. Nice.

Anonymous said...

Someone please introduce Tyler to the miracle known as Chapstick.

Jimboner said...

Target practice!

babble on said...

I never spit it back out...

babble on said...
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babble on said...

and my vulva is very happy, thanks

gotta love those good good good good vibrations...

babble on said...

But I'm right on board with the "Save the Vulva" campaign. I think we should start with inspections, get a feel for the lay of the land.

Piskian said...

Womens vulvas at risk?Don't you drive a Vulva,Snobber?
Your Vulva's an estate,and mine's in a state,mate!

Anonymous said...

more crotchal splendor orima fking kil yoo!

oh wait, FIXI PORN yay!

seats with taint cutouts-c1900
belt drives-c1900
various wheel sizes-c1900
monocoque aluminum frames-c1900
integrated headsets-c1900
cyclocross-c1900

Anomalous said...

Whenever I see greased up hair like that, I think of the movie There's Something About Mary.

babble on said...

Jeeze. I sure could do with another drink. Stayed up all night re-writing my lost babblelog.

Morning is relative.

Yarpo said...

Roller Fixie Porn: GREAT!
Funding illustrations of dropouts: Super Meh!
Using the word, "vulva" multiple times in a post: GREAT!

babble on said...

Dear Snob,

Once again, thank you for naked. xo xo

Paul Bowen said...

More nudie hipster chicks or ima kill you.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Late getting on the board today because I actually took the time to read the links.

The licensing one was mildly interesting, barely.

And of course I had to go read the vulva piece. This is my favorite excerpt from that one:

"Make sure your saddle is wide enough to support your bone structure (which can actually be measured with a device known as the Ass-o-Meter)"

babble on said...

Oh wait! I can hear something! My vulva has a message...it's a bit MUFFled... something about hard times...and woody rides...??!

crosspalms said...

"Where will I die exactly?"
"Oh, you could die anywhere."

In that Wiggins picture, his bike looks like a perfect example of what not to ride if you have a vulva. Or penis. Or back and neck that are older than, say, 30.

T said...

Being from Canada I didn't know what OBRA was so I googled it.

First result:
www.obra.ca
Ontario Barrel Racing Association

babble on said...

Economics would
be a lot more fun if
it was a fiscal clit.

(Haiku stolen from Facebook)

my vulva said I should share it with you

RifleSnobTenn said...

That Inked Vixen on the rollers has a very nice tush.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Scranus, meet Perineum.

Anonymous said...

I understand that the best cure for a lack of sensation of the vulva is massage.

Well, it might be.

Does anyone know how to get a research grant? Or, should I just use Kickstarter?



balls™

Cipo said...

Testing pussy.

Anonymous said...

The guy selling the book is also selling a pretty sweet nepalese incense alter. "Namaste."

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Nepalese-handmade-paper-travel-incense-altar-FAIR-TRADE-/330850910967?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4d084042f7

Anonymous said...

Cipo's steely gaze stares directly into the cold depths of my soul.

Anonymous said...

Whats with all these "I'm into extreme things so I'm traveling the world looking for the most extreme and difficult job" idiots? If I can do it isn't extreme.

You want extreme and difficult. Go work on a farm for 30 years!

Cunt.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and I use cunt pejoratively.

I like real cunts, just not the idiots behaving that way.

grbiker88 said...

I didn't finish college, will my picture be in the illustrated bicycle dropout guide?

vantage said...

finally...a hunret percent cowrecked.

and all that unsuperfluous nekidness displayed on snob's supershortweek friday interweb test whilst at werk didn't get caut by websense.

hey mcfly, did you find the presta tubes you needed for yer new wheels out there in flyover cuntry?

Anonymous said...

did someone say fixie porn? (don't worry - totally SFW).

Anonymous said...

best part at about 0:30 in...

PBateman said...

i dont' know about riding bicycles, but reading about bicycles on BSNYC certainly can hurt a girl's vulva since she runs the risk of staying up all night rubbing it furiously thinking about Rock Hard Machine cleaning his drive chain.

Frilly said...

I'm ready for my pressure check!

Synonymous said...

"The researchers mounted the bikes..."

Were the researchers women? and did the mount the bikes or did they "mount" the bikes.

McFly said...

Believe it or not they had them at The Wal-Mart. I could not believe it but they held air and actually rolled and everything.

Dooth said...

Are female city cyclists' vulvas at risk (of being slobbered-over by Dooth's tongue)?

YES!!!

Anonymous said...

Anyone suddenly have the desire to purchase a Mont Blanc pen?

Strange

Anonymous said...

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vantage said...

AND everything ? Damn those Frenchees. What will they think of next?

so glad you didn't pick up the drill...woulda been ugly.

Jan! said...

I, as a non-Merkin, had to look up Georgia Gould on the Wikiest of Pediæ after seeing her name in the OBRA article.

Regardless of your stance on the Oxford comma, do you agree this sentence proclaims miss Gould to be a bicycle by trade? "Georgia Gould (born January 5, 1980 in Baltimore, Maryland) is an American professional mountain bike, cyclocross competitor, and Olympian (2008, 2012)."

Concerned,

-- A. Mountingbyke, Esq.

bikesgonewild said...

..."...my vulva said I should share it with you..."...

...whilst never having given thought to meeting a talking vulva, the one secret fantasy i've always had about women was to come face to face with a beautiful, trimmed cunt wherein between those sweet vaginal folds, the pussy lips had the absolute full kissing ability of that woman's mouth...

...now THAT would be the wildest & most amazing cunt ever, ya ???...

..."...you can say that i'm a dreamer,
...but (i'll bet) i'm not the only one..."
...

...personally, i think my work here is done for the day...

bikesgonewild said...

...btw...you guys should link to & read our girl babble on's latest piece about totems...

...well beyond this woman's salacious appeal, there is always significant depth & truth to her writing...

...(link is in one of her comments here on bsnyc, today)...

...i'm not just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

bgw,

eat an epic brito

take a nap

then talk

BIKE YOGA

Anonymous said...

Did they need a study to prove Sheldon Brown's musings once again? If a woman rides around with pain and doesn't think to try to make adjustments to the bike then she DESERVES to have sore vulva. Geez, we women aren't all idiots.

Anonymous said...

Did they need a study to prove Sheldon Brown's musings once again? If a woman rides around with pain and doesn't think to try to make adjustments to the bike then she DESERVES to have sore vulva. Geez, we women aren't all idiots.

Anonymous said...

WRM: "… I'm merely exercising my constitutional right to make jokes about the fact that someone doesn't like me."

I don't like you and you never make jokes about me.

Now I really don't like you.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

cunts and vulvas make the world go round and round... not bicycles.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Wait! Are Georgia Gould and Missy Giove actually two different people?

I'm confused.

Dooth said...

Well, that's a relief...I thought I was the only one naked on rollers.

babble on said...

You're in good company.

Cipo's mom 'n pop grocery said...

I'm lodging a protest with the officials. These so-called naked women still have their shoes on.

babble on said...

Cheers, BGW. Very kind of you.

My memorial totem is going to read "That cunt babbles on."

Cipo also said...

Thanks to autofill, I'm now a small businessman. My produce section is amazing.

babble on said...

Well, of course. And there is a proper shoe for each different kind of naked situation, too...

Cipo (non-spam edition) said...

Check out my cheap beets.

babble on said...

mmm, shoes...

Robyn said...

I got a lotta of automatic booty applications






annonymoose said...

Wow. Them's some angry titties on the chic tattooed chick on the rollers. Hos-tile pro-jectiles. Well, off to the circle jerk! Sorry babble, you came in second with the boys, and the chicks are out riding.

The King of Park Slope said...

She got orp on her tats.

leroy said...

Well this is odd.

I thought this blog's tag line was "omens malefici sugete meos testes."

Now my dog claims it's "Saving vulvas since 2013."

Oh well, ride safe all. You too vulvas.

leroy said...

Just when you think you've finally figured out what women want, someone raises the bar.

Oh well, life is a journey, not a destination.

Anonymous said...

Well, of course. And there is a proper shoe for each different kind of naked situation, too...

I shall now give you the mental image of danny devito wearing nothing but running shoes.

Anonymous said...

The NRA sucks hugely! Senile Charlton Heston notwithstanding!

Grump said...

That Yale study might actually might be right, if the women only ride 10 miles a week. If only they would crank it up to 15 miles a week, i'm sure they could ride an 8" saddle to bar drop.
.

Anonymous said...

Is it now Sir Cunt????!

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P. Tang said...

piddy on the runny side

Anonymous said...

I swear on my Campy Groupo I'm going to find this spammer and grind his/her scranus/perineum with a toothy old chain ring.

Anonymous said...

I swear on my Campy Groupo I'm going to find this spammer and grind his/her scranus/perineum with a toothy old chain ring.

bikesgonewild said...

..."...mmm, shoes..."...

...a well shaped woman's foot gracing an elegant, stylish shoe ???...holy shit !!!...a provacative gateway that precipitates that sweet, slow crawl up smooth shaved legs before the delights of the garden blossom before you...

...ohhh, ya...chicks & their shoes...no fucking doubt, a match made in heaven...

...waiting to be appreciated...

bikesgonewild said...

...leroy...i can never tell if the bar is being raised or lowered but i do know it's never where you think it's gonna be...


...but you're right...it's the journey...

Flammer said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
P. Tang said...

Sha da tey

Flammer said...

Blogger Flammer said...

More kowtowing to gun 'enthusiasts'. It's pathetic. The Nation of Repugnant Arseholes are not that scary. The reason why they own guns is because they are obsessively fearful of an imaginary world. Their fixation is born of low intelligence combined with a susceptibility to the idiocy of a religion that promises apocalyse. As with all bullies, they are attracted to vulnerability. And you are letting them win again by apologizing for a perceived insult. Fucking wimps.

Organize, protest, confront. Grab the moral high ground and keep it. The cunts' argument is that guns are good, more guns are better. Anyone looking at A-merica can see how fucked that is. Your murder rate with guns is one area where you lead the OECD. The others are debt and poverty, of course. Buy the guns back and destroy them. The cranks who refuse can be dealt with by law enforcement. Imagine, a war on automatic weapons. It could lead to an overall improvement in the national IQ.

bikesgonewild said...

...thank god you're here, flammer 'cuz without you, our lowly & obviously lacking collective consciousness here throughout the bsnyc commentariat simply wouldn't know how to tie our shoes, (i wear sidi's so i don't have to learn how to tie my shoes), so fucking kudoes to you for doing all our thinking for us, dipshit...i mean, pal...

...hey...have you ever considered taking your sad little quasi-erudite routine, ummm, i mean, your serious intellectual approach, to a site where people might actually give a fuck ???...

...just askin'...

...you definitely defy the logic of that old saw - "...don't shoot the messenger..." & ironically by your insistance in promulgating your views as regards a 'gun issue'...

...aren't you a fucking hoot ?!?!?!...ya, well, maybe not...

Flammer said...

Erudite as ever. What you lack in argument you attempt to make up for with name calling. Poor old thing. Lonely?

bikesgonewild said...

..."...lonely ???"...hardly...

...btw, that was "...quasi-erudite...", ya ???...i know you're smart enough to read...

...argument ???...who's arguing ???...wait !!!...are mistaking your own defensive posturing for an argument ???...

...damn...

..name calling ???...what name calling ???...if you mean my refering to you as "...dipshit...", please, first consider the root source of the term...

...now, factor in how your distain has you come off as if you were dipped in shit, so, i mean, hardly an insult if you're honest with yourself, ya ???...

...now, calling you "...pal...", well that's rather self deprecating humor on my part 'cuz quite simply, you'd never be a pal of mine under any imaginable circumstance...

...one question...

...pontificate much ???...

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First time I've seen anything close to button pushing in the comments here.

Push butts, not buttons.

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annonymoose said...

BGW, thanks for being the "gunslinger" here to defend us from the Flammer, but I think it best we simply ignore the smug twat.

P. Tang said...

See, my damie, P. Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?

wishiwasmerckx said...

I refuse to be drawn into a knee-jerk reaction to Flammer's anti-American diatribes. He is INSANELY jealous of American global hegemony.

Instead, I offer up a quote from our nation's poet laureates, Trey Parker and Matt Stone:

"America, fuck yeah, lick my ass and suck on my balls..."

Anonymous said...

Flammer is still way better than McFly.

Anonymous said...

Wiggo looks a little doughy.

Pfred Douche' said...

The UCI has just banned Wiggo's lamb chop aerodynamic full carbon side burns. They have been declared an illegal aid ...

Wiggo's response ...

Fook'in Cuntz!

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Anonymous said...

Flammer, you speak for me too, thanks.

bikesgonewild said...

...p.tang - i know what 'cha mean...

bikesgonewild said...

...annonymoose...not to worry but i just find his/her condescending attitude to be deplorable...

...so, when i have time to kill, i like to toss off a few pointed insults or even the occasional bon mot...

...bottom line...flammer & those he/she speaks for are better suited for other sites...here, they're like the political equivalent of these insidious spammers that have invaded bsnyc, particularly as of late...

bikesgonewild said...

...wishiwasmerckx...

...re: our nation's poet laureates, parker and stone: "...America, fuck yeah, lick my ass and suck on my balls..."...

...sometimes the men of letters say it most eloquently...that's why we've supported an 'intelligencia artiste' since the dawn of civilization...

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Anon 6:19: ignoring you, also. Starting now. But first, suck my cock.

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Anon@ 3:49 - and here all this time I figured that the people who love the Snob are switched on.

I don't know about you, but the reason I tune in here is because I understand the value of humour. So I don't understand why anyone who gets Snobbers would want to go on a hate filled tirade every chance they get.

MdFly makes me laugh. That's why I look forward to hearing what he has to say. People who take themselves - and their opinions - too seriously are just... DULL.

It takes a bit of imagination to make you think AND make it funny. Anyone can rant. Anyone can insult and swear and go on a tirade. But I come here because I choose to associate with people who get it.

Lighten up. Have a laugh. That's what it's all about.

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If we voted on who's better, Flammer or McFly, my guess is that the troll would lose.

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or as the less cooth might say:
AYHSMB



bikesgonewild said...

...yep...i been jonesin' for a bit of the old mcfly myself but i can also appreciate his deliberate self-imposed restructuring...

vantage said...

since Snob doesn't need the 'Jets vs Sharks' drama in his fiefdom, may I suggest a Simpson's Treehouse of Horrors VI tune instead...

To stop those monsters 1-2-3,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free,
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee...
Guarantee void in Tennessee.
Just don't look! Just don't look!
Just don't look! Just don't look!
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apologies McFly, it's open season on TN.

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Oh yes Flammer, I approve of you too, because I'm a total asshole.

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Flammer -- Good job, buddy! You are so popular!

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Another important question: Of all the people who totally ignore one such burst of gobbledy-gook (i.e. 99.99999999% of everyone), how many of them change their minds after they see TWENTY FUCKING COPIES of the same crap?

These are the same questions that have plagued my mind ever since spammers discovered the internet roundabout the mid to late 90s.

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I like the song "Roundabout" by the prog-rock band Yes

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Welcome back Snob and my fellow retard commenteers. Especially you two.

Snob, the target area should be Centre Mass, which for you would be your gut.

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Rollie - might be a waste of energy trying to figure it out.

Besides, it's probably just that our spammer is the Prince of Darkness. He can only hide tiny bits of his subliminal satanic messages in each comment, and that's why he has to post his spew twenty times.

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CE -

If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times...

I am not a retard. I am a mutard.

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Lance, you still inspire me.

I feel a confession coming on.

It's all an act. I'm really a fifty-nine year old man. Yes, that's right. I'm actually a beer-gut sporting, misogynistic former stock-broker cum Walmart greeter.

There. I said it. That wasn't so hard.

Anonymous said...

Seriously demented commentation.

Anyway, I was going to go bid 25 bucks on that book that I already own and the bids are up to 41 bucks! Your poetry must be sweeeet. Sheeite. Cool though. Fook 'im if he connaught take a joke.

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Eric Hancock said...

Best use of a Pootie Tang photo ever!

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

@babble on 3:50pm

I suspected that was probably the case. For a long time I thought you were bgw but I'm pretty sure he's not a former stock broker. Well whoever you are keep posting pics of that biker chick with the hot legs.

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...ohhh gosh...i guess i should come clean too...

...i'm actually a 16 year old girl, i'm a cheerleader who likes tequila & older men but my daddy's a policeman so i figured 'bikesgonewild' was a good protective cover...

...teeheehee...boy, are my cheeks red...on my face, silly...

bikesgonewild said...

...i think i just threw up in my mouth a little bit reading my own post...

...sheesh...

...but i bet i'll get an invite from mcfly to come & visit...

leroy said...

Ixnay on baiting McFly to break his decency pledge. My dog keeps going double or nothing on how long it will last. A few more weeks and he'll owe me enough for a Venge. Hope his check clears.

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The girthier ones are trapezoidal, for some reason.

So, want to link to that body modification page, I found one night, but I can't get to it from here, for some reason..

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...you wanna talk 'body modification', salty n' sore, google up karl rove's father...

...man's an ace when i comes to that shit...

...@ leroy...don't trust that dog of yours if that offer for double or nothin' involves 'dem bones'...

...he ain't talkin' dice, he's talkin' what's buried in the back yard...

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Thank you. Dunno about anyone else, but I'll take that as a compliment.

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