Friday, December 21, 2012

This Just In: It's The Holidays And I'll Recess If I Want To!

So how about that Apocalypse?  Sure, it wasn't total devastation like some were predicting, but nevertheless it was a real inconvenience.  At the very least, I'm going to have to go out and buy new underpants.

Speaking of underpants, that's something you sometimes find under the Christmas tree (either as a gift, or else crumpled up in a heap if you over-nogged it on Christmas Eve), and with the holidays upon us please note that after today's post I will be on a peanut-butter-and-chocolately-delicious Holiday Reese's until Wednesday, January 2nd, 2013, at which point I will return with regular updates.  Until that time, you can bask in the virtual warmth of this holiday yule log:



Or, if you're a Wisconsin drunk, you can gather around the burning Obama instead:


Whatever your party affiliation, that's just disturbing.

In any case, I'll also point out that I had hoped to bore you with a longer end-of-the-year blogular posting, but believe it or not I am a parent (parenting is like riding a bike in that they'll let pretty much any idiot do it), and as it happens I have to strap on my daddy helment this morning and take care of some important parental business.  Nevertheless, I will take the time to direct your attention to this article and video about Jerry Seinfeld:


Not only is it interesting, but it also turns out he rides a Pinarello road bike around the city:

A sleek Pinarello racing bicycle, which Seinfeld rides around town, stood against a wall. “It’s very addictive, that feeling of gliding through the city,” he said.

I had no idea he was a closet Fred, but I guess it goes with the Porsche fixation.

Also, here's video of Jerry Seinfeld "getting rad" on that very Pinarello:



Just kidding.  That wasn't really Jerry Seinfeld.  Also, I bet you never, ever saw that video before, nor are you completely tired of it.  I know I'm not.


Lastly, before we all vanish into our own personal psychedelic tinsel-tastic holiday nightmares, I'll once again remind you that if you're looking for last minute gifts for people you don't like that much you should a) Buy My Books; and b) Patronize Our Sponsors, as seen in the right-hand margin.  For example, not only are Knog lights useful for your bike, but they're also great as beacons so that make-believe planes don't accidentally fly into your make-believe George Washington Bridge:


Yes, that's the George Washington Bridge, because the East River crossings are sooo last decade.  Plus, Knog lights are waterproof so they make great tub toys.  By the way, if you think it's my kid who's playing with Knog lights then you're mistaken.  The block architecture and the tub play is all me, and he knows if he gets anywhere near my toys I'll take away his box cutter.

And with that, I turn you over to the holidays and all the joy, depression, and general ennui that comes with them.  Hopefully you only experience the joy part.  Once again, please excuse my hasty departure, and I look forward to returning on Wednesday, January 3rd, 2013 (holy crap, it's the future!) with regular updates.  (Or even earlier, which is highly unlikely, but not impossible.)

Most of all, thank you very much for reading this crap every day, it makes me very happy to type it.



279 comments:

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Kenny Banya said...

Gold!

Anonymous said...

yes

cycle

Anonymous said...

and

yes

cycle

Anonymous said...

Happy Holidays!

cycle

SaddleSore said...

Silver!!!

SaddleSore said...

Or maybe not ...

Kenny Banya said...

...and uh..."scranus"

The King of Park Slope said...

It's a major award.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Top ten to round out the year.

Neil said...

Nice lamp!

g said...

Well, I knew this day would come... I just hoped we had Monday too. Now what am I going to do with this egg-nog and Jack Daniels fueled hangover? Merry Holidays to you one and all.

Anonymous said...

Santa's balls™!!!

JB said...

Leading the peloton?

Anonymous said...

MAJR AWRD
FRAA GILE
TOOP WHAtever. See you next year.

streepo said...

scranus.

Happy Holidays! Enjoy the new underwear

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Happy Winter Solstice and a Scranus New Year.

Stanley Wiggins said...

Where's the fucking Friday quiz?

zoomer said...

Top Twenny!
Oh, and Holiday WeedPanties!

Anonymous said...

Garbage barge!

Anonymous said...

yeeah Nice

Serial Retrogrouch said...

ciao ciao

Anonymous said...

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vantage said...

A VERY MERRY SCRANUS TO ALL !

Anonymous said...

Total lump o' coal!

ge said...

I haven't seen any fixies. Did the fixed gear apocalypse transpire? Can anyone out there confirm? Portland's still on Google Maps, but they don't update it too often.

Oh well, so much for getting out of Christmas shopping this year.

CommieCanuck said...

Well, this is awkward.

I thought the Mayans had it right. I was convinced that I was about to meet the great Lobster at the break of dawn, and thus prepared by sitting in my office naked , slathered in clarified butter, wearing a plastic bib, holding claw breaker and surrounded with thousands of fresh lemon wedges.
But no, …and it’s hard to type with butter all over this kybrd..fuck. The lob has abandoned me, might as well buy a recumbent with all the other heathens.

And now, I only have three days to buy shit for Festivus. I'm from now on going to be this guy.

babble on said...

Hey!! It's an up the skirt shot... the man has been angling for one of those.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Jerry!!!

3G said...

Yamma Hamma!

CommieCanuck said...

Hey Scotty!

Jesus, man.

Bud W. Iser said...

Say WHAT?!!!!!!!

CommieCanuck said...

Gangnum Style was the top watched music video of 2012. Mayans were right. We misinterpreted "world will end" with "shit will take over world", also, see Lady Gaga.

Anormous said...

So the future has no quizzes. That mean we done gradumatated?

JB said...

Did the interviewer ask what happened to Jerry's green Klein?

Comment deleted said...

Very appropriate that Kenny Banya should take today's Seinfeld-themed podium.

Y'know, a bicycling bike "stood against a wall" for the entire Seinfeld series; it doesn't mean it was ever ridden.

Anonymous said...

My fixieses are still here. I'm still here.....unless it's all an illusion.

The rain still feels wet.

hey nonny mouse

Comment deleted said...

Plus...Jesus, Man.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck, you think I actually read this crap everyday?


actually, I do. thanks for the funny.

Anonymous said...

Taint!

crosspalms said...

Easiest quiz ever!

Thanks for all the typing, Wildcat, and rest up your fingers for the New Year!

And thanks for tinseltastic. Anytime I feel stressed out in the next 2 weeks I'll just think "tinseltastic" and smile. It's like Om only with more syllables.

Anonymous said...

And if you recall, the fork was on backwards on Seinfeld's Klein for several seasons.

Anonymous said...

Thanks Snob! You help make the year go round.

babble on said...

My tinsle-tastic holiday nightmares won't be quite the same with out your blogular pontifications, Wildcat, but rest your typing fingers, have fun, and come back soon, please.

Yarpo said...

Top Pode/Apocalyptic Last Stage to Kenny Banya! I tilt my helment to you, Sir, in congratulations.

Happy Winter Solsti...oh shit, the day went FAST already.

Happy Bicycle Cycling Everyone, including those of you of the Recumb-Faith.

...and Scranus/Vulvanus For All!

babble on said...

Hopefully where ever you are, you have a happy white Festivus season.

We're back to green and heading for balmy here, but earlier this week was a different story. It was a case of The White Stuff: There's no business like snow business.

And I was a Rider on the Storm.

babble on said...

So... in this post-human wasteland, do I still get to be the Pontificunt?

DerZoots said...

PANTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Holidays and whatnotsssssss.

Enjoy them all you lot of awesomez commelnt k00kz,!

Weed and shit.
GodBerry son, GodBerry to you all!

CommieCanuck said...

Hey athiest!

Nothing, man.

CommieCanuck said...

I thought the Pontificunt was the head of Bradley Wiggins' church?

Comment deleted said...

Good Merlinpeen to all!

McFly said...

........basking............

dcee604 said...

Does anyone say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year anymore?

Guess I'm just old fashioned.

Anonymous said...

Happy holidays to you and your family, Wildcat! And thanks for all the funny.

Comment deleted said...

@dcee604: nope, it's just my way of lobbing another grenade in the War on Christmas. Sucks to be in a pluralistic society, doesn't it?

CommieCanuck said...

Does anyone say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year anymore?

No way, I just yell out, "buy more shit on credit and a see you in a week".

CommieCanuck said...

Hey Agnostic!

I'm not sure, man.

Anonymous said...

FUCK $NRA

Comment deleted said...
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Comment deleted said...

Hey, Elder Thing!

Cthulhu, man!

grog said...

Ah, the warm glow of electric sex.
Ho Babe.
Happy Solstice Mr. Snobbers.
(This is the worst apocalypse I've ever been to).

Anonymous said...

@CommentDeleted

Slathered in clarified butter, check. Bib, check. Thousand of lemon wedges, check. I thought that was just Thursday Night.

What's all this about a Mayan Apocalypse?

Frenchie said...

Another year of very enjoyable bikeblogreading.

Thank you very much, Mr Snob.

Happy whatever everyone, have a year 2013 filled with bikes, drugs, and sex - especially oral.

Flammer said...

How charming to see the burning effigy. Still, the flames were not bright enough to light the scene. Luckily the sound track made up for the lack of visual content. Pissed yokels setting fire to plastic moments before they resorted to their Second Amendment right and blazed away at the burning Obama to make up for their lack of incendiary ability. Cunts. God bless A-merica.

So glad to read of the popularization of the Wiggy word. Even the stalwart pink defender of bourgeois nicety has succumbed. But now I feel a little bereft; where does profanity go from here? I fear it may be to appropriate the mundane and recast as obscene. One can only hope.

Jed said...

Its weird. I've eaten lunch with you for the past two years, but ive only met you once, two years ago at the philly bike show you presented at. I was the dick who asked what you did for a living. I didnt mean it like a dick, but everyone laughed and I felt badly. I just assumed you did the blogging as a side gig. Again, not being a dick. Anyway, I just wanted you to know anytime you're in DC, lunch is on me. Thanks for the laughs.

Flammer said...

PS,

Sorry the rapture thing was wrong. It was a grass fire started by a farmer slashing grass to reduce the risk of a grass fire.

Blog Drafter said...

I'm going to practice every one of those rad moves over the break EXCEPT riding my road bike through standing water. THAT'S JUST DANGEROUS!

May your Festivus pole shine bright throughout this season, hehe.

Scranus.

Wun said...

Old Chinese Proverb;

He who talk about blow job never get blow job.


He who get blow job to busy getting blow jobbed to talk about blow job

Mario Cipollini Jr. said...

I too intend to die standing up.
If your ride breaks down in the middle of the trail, don't worry. There are over 3.5 million females in this planet and I'm sure you will soon find rides compatible with your fitness level.
Be stiff! Oh baby, be stiff!

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Wun Hung Lo said...

Old Chinese Proverb


He who talk incessantly about blow job, never getting blow jobbed.

He who getting blow job to busy getting blow jobbed to talk about blow job.

Wun Hung Lo said...

Old Chinese Proverb

Man who overbong post twice.

Buffalo Bill said...

I am reading this from inside my survival orb. Is everybody still alive?

Well how about that.

bikesgonewild said...

...so the fucking world didn't end...jeez, talk about last minute christmas shopping !!!...

JB said...

The world didn't end: better return the full-sus crabtanium 36er.

ge said...

The days are getting longer! More riding = less reading spam posted on blog. Unless you're on kangaroo time. Then it's all downhill for the next 6 months. And not the good kind of downhill either. Then you'll be all having to wear short sleeves instead of going sleeveless and stuff. Where was I? Oh, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! And there's Festivus for the rest of us.

CommieCanuck said...

Flammer..2012 will be known as the year of the Cunt.
It's good luck to be born in the year of the Cunt.

leroy said...

Well of course Mr. Seinfeld rides.

There's an autographed picture of him in Conrad's (very nice folks; Mrs. Conrad calls me "young man," which is funny in an "Of my three score years and ten, Twenty will not come again" kind of way).

Of course, an autographed picture could mean anything.

There's an autographed Kenny G photo in my bathroom.

My dog put it there. It's disturbing. And too high for me to take down.

The weird thing is, he doesn't even listen to Kenny G.

Hope he gets that autographed ZaSu Pitts publicity still he bid for on E-Bay.

Or something family friendly from Babble.

Happy Post Apocalypse all!

Anonymous said...

no quiz dickhead

McKenzie Brothers said...

Off for 13 days - WTF!!!! I've got to start a bikeblog. I'll call it 50 Shades of Biking, chicks shackled to handlebars, swallowing seat posts, recumbent babe going full recumbent, etc, etc and a lifestyle advice column by Cipo himself.

Please Vote: Who chowed down more in 2012:
Cipo
Hugh Heffner
Leroy's Dog

bikesgonewild said...

...babble as pontificunt...

...now, i can certainly imagine being on my knees, genuflecting before THAT holy body...

..."...bless me, holy mistress, for worthy i may not be but i see no sin in my earthly desire to eat of thy hot, plump, most holy little plum...mmm - tastes like heaven & juicy as the devil..."...

...got my vote...

...

Anonymous said...

May your airing of grievances be merry and bright, and all your festivis' be white. Shine on !

Makeout said...

WTF? no quiz? Speaking of Chinese proverbs man who run in front of car get tired; man who run in back of car get exhausted.

Comment deleted said...

Hey Commie!

Scranus, man.

Captain Hardbread said...

Lob bless you, each and everyone!

scranus & Death Penguins

Dooth said...

The world did end (:-)...we get a do-over.

Joy to the World?

P. Bateman said...

David Allen Coe is freaking awesome. Great video snob.

Rednecks and menthols. its like red wine and cheese.

god i hope santa drops an 8ball in my stocking because i'm dreaming of a white christmas this year. Dashing through the snow.....

peace out crackers. merry christmas and a happy new year.

bikesgonewild said...

...the real reason life as we know it didn't end today is so that mcfly can still get a lump of coal in his christmas stocking...no matter HOW good he thinks he's being...

...just sayin'...

Professsor Douche' said...

translated to the Chinese Lance Armstrong comes out as ...

Are you ready?


Wun Hung Low.

(cue oriental rim shot)

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh said...

Festivus?

Did I miss Festivus again.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

I gotta lay back on that AK-47?

To Buzzzzzzzed to Fest!

Rollie Fingers said...

Lob, man!

vantage said...

To celebrate the fact that the world didn't actually end today, I went and baughtst me a new mountainous biekcycle.

woot. woot.

May the festivus pole impale you in only the proper locations.
Lob be with us.

Nardwuar said...

doot doota loot doo ---

ge said...

naw, yer good. Festivus is the 23rd.

FEATS OF SCRANUS

The Dead Douches' said...

To Drunk To Copulate

The Cowardly Douche' Bag said...

Pay No Attention To That Crustacean Behind The Curtain!


The Mighty lob Has Spoken!

Jane said...

"Have you seen my clothes around? I feel naked without them."

ge said...

Airing of the scranus

2 more sleeps

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Well the world didn't end so you know what that means? 99

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

You all have another chance to get a recumbent bike. 100

Yarpo said...

Okay Babble, if you become the Pontificunt, will you wear those giant raccoon leg-things AND a faux-leopard skin papal mitre...and the sexy librarian glasses?

Just askin'

Yarpo said...

101st! Woo-Hoooooooooooo!
Feels like 46 MPH.

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babble on said...

OOOOh, I like leopard skin. Ok, for sure, as long as you'll vote for me.

Leroy... I'm always family friendly! Sex is pretty family friendly, for example. In fact it's tough to make a family without it.

Anonymous said...

"strap on daddy helmet".... I think I saw that once on an all girl porno.

leroy said...

Dear Mr. Willie (Anon 8:36 AM) --

My dog wonders if you've considered a popsicle stick and rubberbands as a low cost alternative.

Or perhaps an emery board for something more exotic.

That ought to take care of your anxiety.

babble on said...

That sounds a bit kinky. I like it.

When he mentioned a MUSE my thoughts immediately flew to Liz.

Just sayin...

bikesgonewild said...

...whew !!!...since we narrowly squeaked by another (close one - i'm sure) apocalyptic scenario, i've become aware that the logistics of everyone dropping by here for a champagne & lobster w/ drawn butter feast might be a tad impossible...

...SO...

...with that in mind, i've sent all you warm hearted regulars & you know who you are, a little holiday gift package...

...i was out of plastic bags &/or bubble wrap but in the spirit of sharing this holiday season, you'll all be receiving one big, fresh, beautiful lobster, a scoop of butter & a bottle of champagne wrapped in plain brown paper...

...enjoy it in good health...

...peace...

Yarpo said...

Okay,
I vote for Pope Babbleus I for Pontificunt. The College of Commentariat Cardinals will convene at Oakland's Cathedral of the Christ Light, which from MANY angles looks like a vagina. Make no mistake. My fiance named it, "Our Lady of the Sacred Labia."
even the door handles look like, uh, lips! Best when viewed from the west side of Lake Merritt.
It'd perfect for your reign. Look for the smoke coming out as a sign that a decision has been reached.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3286/2964549447_be86430fd7.jpg

bikesgonewild said...

...ahhh, the beauty of evolution, yarpo...whilst once ostensibly about bicycles, this site has become a literal 'loving the labia' lithurgy...

...nothing wrong with that - especially when you think of how some "civilized" cultures treat women in our society...

...& ya, that church even from above, the god's eye view, if you will, looks like a vagina of worship...

...uhhh uhh, mcfly, no, no, no - "can't touch that" - remember, somebody's "...making a list & checking it twice...gonna find out........."...

trailer park cyclist said...

The period between Xmas and New Years is the Taint of the year.

I'm not making this up. I saw it on the internet so it must be true.

leroy said...

Dear Mr. Trailer Park Cyclist:

My dog asked me to tell you "taint so."

Now that I think about it, I have no idea whether that means he agrees or disagrees.

Scranus Claus said...

To all a totally scranusational holiday season.

Flammer said...

'I'm always family friendly! Sex is pretty family friendly'

That's rather Ozark isn't it? Horrid.

bikesgonewild said...

..."...That's rather Ozark isn't it? Horrid. .."...

...this from a man raised in the english 'public' school system wherein caning by the headmasters & sodomy by upperclassmen inflicted upon lowerclassmen has been considered the norm & part of ones curriculum vitae for the last 400 something years ???...

...& thus are the leaders of 'polite society' rendered amongst the genteel brits, ya ???...

...so much classier than those horrid ozarkian heathens...

...yet somehow, i can't quite hear the sound of dueling banjos, they being underscored by the brit tinged grunts & squeals of male 'bonding' during slap n' tickle...

...just sayin'...

Flammer said...

Not British, you old lech. ;-)

McFly said...

I touched that church. And it was good.

Senator John Blutarski said...

I saw mommie spondee Scranus Claus underneath the recumbent fixie tree last night ...

Caught it with my iPhone and charging them $10,000 to own the video.

ATTN: Recumbabe! Meat me in Vegas on the 30th. Toga! Toga! Toga!

mikeweb said...

Congrats Kenny! Now you can finally have your Armani suit back.

Sorry I'm a couple days overdue here, was suffering with a nasty bug as of late. After my endo and my coffee maker dying, I hope this finishes my list of woes for 2012.

To wrap up yet another amazing year on this big blue blob in space, I'll pass along some sage advice.

Finest Kind.

Flammer said...

http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F#/watch?v=JyERKQcmQU4.


My favourite Christmas greeting. And no ears!

babble on said...

Dear Flammer,

Bless you in your vitriol. I hope you enjoy it.

Thank you for illustrating my very point so eloquently. I defined my interpretation, and you defined yours.

Better yet: in trying to label me you merely identify your own true colours.

In other words, yes, yes you are.

And in words you might more readily understand:

I know you are, but what am I?

The pink canoe? You can't even lick it in your dreams.

bikesgonewild said...

...i was gonna suggest 'flammer' just got bitch slapped but in truth, he just got fed a lovely dose of his own reality...

..doubting he's got the savvy to realize it...

bikesgonewild said...

...mikeweb...hope you're feeling mo' betta, bud...

...best for the holidays n' tell me how you enjoy that fresh lobster i sent you & the other regulars...

bikesgonewild said...

...notice from u.s. postal service to bgw...

..."dear mr bikesgonewild...it has come to our attention that you have been mailing packages containing lobsters, butter & champagne wrapped in nothing but brown paper to various national & international locations...

...CEASE & DESIST IMMEDIATELY...

...you have made a stinking, soggy, oily mess of our venues & vehicles on a worldwide basis...
...we will be pursuing legal action..."
...

...sheesh - try & spread a little holiday cheer, share a warm thought w/ a few friends & everybody gets all up in your shit...

President of the United States of America J. Blutarski said...

All citizens are to be immediately administered Jack Daniels intravenously with a THC side drip.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

THE PRESIDENT

babble on said...

You build scary bridges, Wildsexcat.

Talk about the road to nowhere...!

Federalist #11 said...

The world may politically, as well as geographically, be divided into four parts, each having a distinct set of interests. Unhappily for the other three, Europe, by her arms and by her negotiations, by force and by fraud, has, in different degrees, extended her dominion over them all. Africa, Asia, and America, have successively felt her domination. The superiority she has long maintained has tempted her to plume herself as the Mistress of the World, and to consider the rest of mankind as created for her benefit. Men admired as profound philosophers have, in direct terms, attributed to her inhabitants a physical superiority, and have gravely asserted that all animals, and with them the human species, degenerate in America -- that even dogs cease to bark after having breathed awhile in our atmosphere. Facts have too long supported these arrogant pretensions of the Europeans. It belongs to us to vindicate the honor of the human race, and to teach that assuming brother, moderation. Union will enable us to do it. Disunion will will add another victim to his triumphs. Let Americans disdain to be the instruments of European greatness! Let the thirteen States, bound together in a strict and indissoluble Union, concur in erecting one great American system, superior to the control of all transatlantic force or influence, and able to dictate the terms of the connection between the old and the new world!

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Rollie Fingers said...

So I got my daughter a bunch of SAT prep shit for xmas. "Merry Xmas, here's a fat-ass book to study, on top of your other homework!" Fun is nice, but this shows I care. Probably have to go through it with her a little at a time so she doesn't get overwhelmed and cry every time she looks at it.

leroy said...

My dog says it's traditional to leave a pitcher of margaritas and a bag of Cheetos for Santa Claus.

It sounds odd, but my dog seems very certain and I wouldn't want to snub Santa.

Mikeweb -- hope you're feeling better.

BGW -- my dog advises buying the lobsters first class tickets on any good domestic airline and asking them to pick up mini-bottles of champagne on the plane.

Flammer said...

It's like going into intellectual battle with Barbara Cartland's love child and her defective Don Quixote.

The sum of witty retaliation was, 'You are!' But a new depth of ineptitude has been accomplished; a crude pornographic image.

Clearly the juxtaposition of archaic formality and profanity eluded your comprehension. But don't let this discourage you from posting. Plenty of people are content with mundane regurgitation of platitudes.

Anonymous said...

Lob bless us, every one.

Anonymous said...

Nice one, Flammer.

wishiwasmerckx said...

In what I hope becomes a Christmas tradition, my little Christmas present to you, one and all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok5rOO2v2dU

ken e. said...

happy festivus y'all.


(suck it dictionary boy)

leroy said...

Dear Mr. Flammer --

My dog wishes to advise you that you mispelled "Flamer."

I told him you didn't misspell it.

He called me jejune.

But he also told me to tell you to have a nice day.

In spite of yourself.

(He's been humming some song about a donkey named Dominic all morning. Wonder what that's about.)

velobotomy said...

I'd take a hottie trollop over a haughty troll any day!

'After' Scrooge said...

I'm buying! Hot Karls all around!

Dr. Frank N. Furter said...

Yes. The old Yule Log is 100% beef ...

Bend over rover and let Jimi come over.

bikesgonewild said...

...flammer...for one who really has had nothing new or worthwhile to offer BUT regurgitated tripe since you got here, you DO say it well...

...okay ???...there you go...

...your quasi-intellectual approach has been acknowledged & therein lies the glory you've subconsciously craved since you discovered bsnyc...

...but along with that, we also have to recognize & acknowledge what a nuisance your sad, little routine has become around here...

...you've become a legend in your own mind...HALLELUJAH !!!...

...you're certainly something less on this site...

bikesgonewild said...
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bikesgonewild said...

..."...This comment has been removed by the author..." due to the obvious nature of it's content regarding one particular verbose ass who recently started pissing on the doorstep of bsnyc...

...sometimes not sayin' sez more than just sayin'...

Dick Dewey Cavett said...

Funny, I didn't expect that the ghost of William F. Buckley would end up living under a bridge.

I guess a structure built by the government for the benefit of all was the only place left to hide from the ghost of Ayn Rand.

Paul D.B. Ryan said...

Hmm, I can't figure out if that's a platitude or not. I wonder what Kid Rock thinks...

Anonymous said...

McFly is dead. Long live Flammer.

bikesgonewild said...

...@ anon 5:42pm...

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bikesgonewild said...

...@ anon 5:42pm...

...in other words - you got (& get) nothin'...

Flammer said...

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas.

We always get there first. Early pm here so Santa is off schlepping his sack elsewhere.

I got an Effetto torque wrench. :D how did she work that out?

Smiles all round this morning; bought jewelry for the Mistress of the House and two fruits of our loins. Peridot earrings for MoftH, rose gold and garnet ring for one and gold and diamond dragonfly earrings for two. Brownie points galore! :D I like Christmas!

the commentariat said...

Holy Mother of Christ. In addition to being a tool, he's an oversharer, too.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

I lol'ed.

Anonymous said...

"I am one of the most june people in all of the Russias."

Joe said...

The only thing douchier than writing a bike blog is commenting on a bike bloggers blog. However I couldn't resist sending you this ad on CL. This guy really be able to get aero with those tri bars. and that seat! nice...
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/bik/3420106429.html

leroy said...

Anon 9:41 PM --

When I asked my dog if he had the temerity to say that I was talking to him out of jejunosity, he ridiculed my familiarity with Mr. Allen's oeuvre.

I thought the remark facile to the extent he was suggesting I like my exegesis oeuvre easy.

I'm not jejune. I'm ah-august.

bikesgonewild said...

...may that we might, at this time of the season, all march to the sound of the same little drummer boy but if you were to tell me you don't enjoy the holidays, i'd have to ask - "...ju-lying to me 'bout that ???" ...

bikesgonewild said...

...btw, leroy...tell your dog to go to idylwild airport @ 6:00am tomorrow morning...

...ask for 'lob' on flight 1225, united...

bikesgonewild said...

...sheesh...it's hard to keep up...

...change of plans pour le chien, leroy...

...apparently they recently ( just back in 1963) changed the name to john f kennedy international airport...

...who knew ???...

Anonymous said...

When did they start using 3 podium girls? No wonder Rodriguez is smiling.

http://www.velonation.com/News/ID/13561/Rodriguez-patience-being-stretched-by-Katusha-situation-says-he-might-leave-team.aspx

Anonymous said...

Archetypal whiny, cretinously over-sensitive Earth fuckwad!

sorry.

Anonymous said...

Leroy @ 12:15:

August? Who goes there?

Anonymous said...

"There's a scout troop short a child,
Kruschev's due at Idylwild ....
Car 54, Where are you?"

A friend of mine pointed out that internal evidence in this snippet fixes the date within a year or two.

This kind of stuff seems to be crowding out, oh, thermodynamics.

The Anti lob said...

The entire Galaxy is a Ghetto.

Shit Kick'en Red Nekked Cipo said...

Taylor Swift ...

I banged her ...

Seven times Paris, France, July last.

YEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Drank way to mamy Jack and Pepsi One's that day

PS - The South shall rise again








































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Anonymous said...

Nothing like some Holiday Head.....

bikesgonewild said...

...woke up to find an ominous anonymous (say that fast 3X) e-mail suggesting i watch "...an all dogs christmas carol..." or else !!!...

...thus far, the social media police & research team have tracked it down to address in brooklyn, nyc...

...hmmm...

...i'm not pointing any fingers but i'm kinda just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

After I'm gone my magnanimityness will make six to ten men very, very happy ...

And many thousands women too ...

I've organ donated my meat sword!

Cipo said...

4:54 should read

Cipo said


stoner defense

bikesgonewild said...

...@ anon 10:37am...interestingly enough, i studied 'advanced thermodynamics' @ princeton under a professor francais muldoon & took a drivers education course taught by an instructor named gunther toody...

...on top of that, a 'theatrical' friend of mine once aspired to penning a broadway musical based on 'car 54, where are you ???'...

...(not that there's anything wrong with that)...

Fred's friend said...

http://www.amazon.com/Fred-Friends-PANTS-Salt-and-Pepper-Set/dp/B003BLQ9GE/ref=pd_rhf_se_s_cp_3

Fred & Friends PANTS Salt-and-Pepper Set by Fred

McFly said...

So I got a new 26" wheel set that I did not realize was drilled for presto valves and fought every urge in my body today not to drill them out for Schader's like I would in the days of old just so I could mount them up. I like this new me. Guess I will visit the LBS tomorrow.

BIkes and stuff.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

I can just listen to Neil Young's Down by the River and Cowgirl in the Sand over and over.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Especially with a set of cans on.

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Anonymous said...

RCT @ 8:01:

When Neil straps on Old Black it's time to move.

Anonymous said...

Did Santa bring everyone the bike parts they wanted? I got a new cyclocomputer, an antique bike pic from the 1890s and someone gave me a used specialized steel road bike with full 105 components to strip. A very good Christmas!

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JB said...

2012 Giant XTC 1
WOOT! WOOT! Getting in dirty tomorrow!

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

@JB Sweet bike! You're gonna love that 3X10 drivetrain.

Rollie Fingers said...

Maybe he means this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4VOCdVJwQE

Anonymous said...

Wake up WCRM.
Remember you are supposed to make a post today!

Anonymous said...

Oops, sorry.

Reread the last post. It's next week when you are supposed to post again.

Another week without your wisdom. How will I ever survive???

Dooth said...

I only asked for white leather straps...

babble on said...

It would be nice to see a mid-recess recess from the recess...


bikesgonewild said...

...might be nice to see some reeses pieces, too...

bikesgonewild said...

...fuck, that's so dumb, i'm not even gonna delete it...

...sheesh...at least it gives me material for the 'resolution list'...

Dooth said...

I said white leather toe straps! And I got clipless !

Dooth said...

Say your name
say your name...

Ghost of Perversion said...

Ski Ski Ski Ski Ski

Anonymous said...

I'm too festively lazy to hyperlink.
Go to today's LA Times (latimes.com) and wonder at the Wolfpack Hustle! Oh those wacky cal-y-fornicans.

Yarpo said...

Starting the leadout for 200thst!
Pedal, pedal, pedal!
Where's Blog Drafter? (ZOD)?
...and Mikeweb, hope the endo recovery is quick.

mikeweb said...

Endo recovery is 98% completes, Thanks.

Doing a long hard pull for 200th...

mikeweb said...

...still going...

leroy said...

Is there a draft in here?

Yarpo said...

Let's see...where is that dog-earred copy of Italian Cycling Terms...okay, here it is...TIRA! TIRA! TIRA!

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

I'll take a pull but I'm not all that great for drafting behind.

mikeweb said...
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Yarpo said...

Avanti al Traguardo!
Gnrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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