Tuesday, November 6, 2012

This Just In: Short Post!

First of all, in yesterday's post I mistakenly referred to the syphilis virus:

(Click here to hear the sound of syphilis!)

Subsequently, various people commented and emailed to inform me that syphilis is not a virus and is actually a bacteria or something like that, or at least not a virus.  I'm not sure why my readers are so knowledgeable about STDs, but for whatever reason many of you are clearly troubled by syphilis defamation, and therefore I apologize for my mistake.  However, I will point out in my own defense that I at least spelled "syphilis" correctly, which is more than I can say for some of the people who corrected me.

Second of all, yesterday I also mentioned a ride to Far Rockaway to deliver supplies.  I will actually be joining that ride, and because it leaves shortly today's post will only have 66 more words in it, plus one picture.  Tomorrow I will return with regular updates, but in the meantime please exercise your right to vote, unless you're legitimately disenfranchised, or else a citizen of some godless foreign power like Canada or Portland, Oregon, where the vote doesn't even matter anyway because all they do is write in the name of their favorite framebuilder.

Love,


--Wildcat Rock Machine



118 comments:

Anonymous said...

boobs

Anonymous said...

balls™

McFly said...

Polio

Jimboner said...

Dag!

McFly said...

Wait podio. Stupid I pad

McFly said...

Syphilis is a STD? I thought it was something you got on your mouth when you siphoned gas from hapless school busses.

Anonymous said...

Well I guess all we have to look forward to today is the scintillating banter between Babs and McFly. Lets see if they can top their 300 posts from yesterday.

Anonymous said...

TOOP TEEN
ERLY BRDS

Mr. Kavanah said...

Number 9, Number 9

Anonymous said...

here

cycle

STG said...

I like the guy who said, "I have a car that can carry lots of supplies, can I come?"

le Correcteur said...

Top twenty; early!

McFly said...

Can't get on your nerves today. Going on a Big Ass Ride(tm) that includes....a what?.....A motherhumpin' Ferry Crossing.

AYHSMFP
(All You Haters Suck My Ferry Portage)

When the hills start to break my spirit(there will be hills) my thoughts and fancies will turn to B.O.'s Pool Table Green Skirt, a place where balls are welcome and tips are preferred unchalked.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Shlepping some supplies on the Big Dummy. You're alright Wildcat I don't care what the rest of 'em say.

samh said...

BSNYC for President?

Buffalo Bill said...

Good on ya snob.

Anonymous said...

Cold is God's way of telling us to burn more Catholics!

Anonymous said...

top 20!

Steven Soto said...

Sacha White for Prez in 2030, after he clears his backlog.

petrus said...

Have fun portaging your kayak-yabbie. Nothing beats better.

Bees blood.

XX

P. Bateman said...

are you riding the ferry,or the fairy?

Marcel Da Chump said...

Lob speed good deeds.

g-roc said...

In commie Canada, president votes for YOU! ... no wait, that doesn't sound right ...

Anonymous said...

Maybe you could bring some Cipo Brand hair oil to the poor souls on the Jersey Shore. There must be enough room for the 50 gallon size on the SBD....

theEel said...

BOING!

also...

weed.

Spring Thing said...

Thanks for the link to the BOY-YOY-YOY-YOING sound. It's kinda cool and since you're off being a good-deed-doer of the smug-tard variety, I'll just have to entertain myself with this instead.

Or I'll just think about Frilly.

babble on said...

AYHLMPC

All You Haters Lick My Pink Canoe.


cause I like it...

Anonymous said...

^ +1

Anonymous said...

babble just made the internet go boing!

Anonymous said...

Is it true Babble is a 49 year old 260 lb man?

Anonymous said...

WOOOOOT! I voted for Obama, gay marriage, and legal weed! And I don't have a job. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

David G said...

What I learned at the Greenmarket last weekend:

CIPOLLINI = "Full flavored onion that can be used raw in salads, or on a sandwich. May be sauteed, or used in any stew, soup, or casserole."

Why do we hear so much about this here?

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Babble I didn't know you were into water sports. Nice!

Caligula said...

virus or bacteria, brain rot is brain rot

Philip Williamson said...

Smug on, good brother.

Anonymous said...

I had a girl spring syphilis on me once.

Hope you get a tailwind for your deliveries WCRM!

africansingle said...

@anon 11:58 You wish, you fucking wish

ken e. said...

Derek Bailey for president then!

africansingle said...

Just gotta love the sound of the Pink Canoe Paddler dishing out a resounding slap ;)

grog said...

Do us proud Snobbers.
If you see Babe, say hey.

Cipo said...

I Came ...

I Saw ...

I came again ...

and again!

Anonymous said...

Hmmm, hadn't checked the boioioinggg.

Vote early, vote often.... please, not the bampot one?

hey nonny mouse

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call it scintillating...zzz

crosspalms said...

Good for you, Wildcat, hope the ride goes well.

Voted, but did not write in Grant Petersen. No offense, Grant.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

I can just hear it with WCRM in the White House-

Young staffer walks into the Oval Office: "Mr President Please! Put some pants on"

President Rock Machine: "As the leader of the free world if I want to lead with no pants by Lob I will. Where's my fresh bagels?"

g-roc said...

@Anon 11:58 - and Leroy IS his dog.

CommieCanuck said...

"Syphilis is neither a virus, nor a bacteria, it is a lifestyle."

--Mario Cipollini

Anonymous said...

Mario Sypholini is a lifestyle

Anonymous said...

"Make Froot Loops, Not War!" - Snob/Recumbabe '16

Mario Sypholini said...

Eating the pink canoe.

babble on said...

heh heh - smug-tard...

I'll never grow up.

Yeah Snob, if you see Babe, say hey...

take a ride on the wild side

do do do do doo do do do do doo

...in a pink canoe.

Anonymous said...

howzabout delivering a daily dose of satire, Snob? Leave the hungry cold masses to starve.

Anonymous said...

Good for you, Snob! Our LA Times newspaper had an article today about conditions at the "Red Hook West" project in Brooklyn; those folks need all the help they can get [still no water nor electricity]. My helmet's off to you and the other ride participants [whomever you are going to assist].

wishiwasmerckx said...

C'mon, guys. Paddling the vaginal shoreline in a pink canoe? I'm trying to get some work done here!

g-roc said...

@Anon 2:35, but just think how awesome tomorrow will be with all the photos and comments on today's Smugness Armada. It's going to be his most awesome post ever! Okay, so I'm building myself up for disappointment. But if you don't want to be disappointed, you shouldn't read this blog. Avast ye backfiets! Land ho!

g-roc said...

WIWM, it's a ploy to get this blog blocked on our work computers so the 47% can have the comments section to themselves. 99% isn't exclusive enough.

Cipolingus said...

What is that sound? The insipid dripping of a narcissistic pink canoe?

Anonymous said...

Boioing.

(sings...)

Spring is here, spring is here.....

hey nonny mouse

McFly said...

I started in the pink canoe and paddled super hard but ended up in a brown dingy. Weird. I need a tic tac. And a napkin.

babble on said...

Google bots are not triggered by pink canoes. It's a different c word which sets them off, as adsense is more than happy to let me know.

Cipolingus - who YOU calling narcissistic?? HMMM?

Dooth said...

THE PINK CANOE...I just got the title for the porn flick I'm hoping to direct...is there a Kickstarter for this kind of stuff...Cockstarter, perhaps?

Anonymous said...

ugh. seriously, this comment section used to be funny and mostly about bikes and stuff. I guess I'm in the minority based on the uptake of the new limited set of topics, but as a long-time reader I'm starting to avoid the comments section now.

Anonymous said...

Are we getting cursed-out in Russian?

Prudy Pruderson said...

awww...woo hoo...o.k no more sexy talk. Beefy bottom brackets and long stems from now on!

Anonymous said...

And crabon.

McFly said...

The weather was cold today my friends. 44 mostly. Except on the ferry where it was -27. The lake was angry, like an old jew trying to send back bacon at a deli.

BACK BACN

This is bike-bicycling related.

Vegas said...

Thanks g-roc for the mental image of the Smugness Armada. Because yes even if we get actual images, they will be in the traditional Snobway: low res and blurry. I'm sailing away. Set an open course for the virgin sea. Yarrrrr.

Prudy said...

the difference there is that beefy bottom brackets and long stem jokes are funny and not so overdone.

Sorry, just my opinion.

Anonymous said...

anon 3:40,

bikes "and stuff", that leaves it kind of wide open.

Canoes are OK but they always get wet inside. Especially if you "paddle" them.

SPAN KASS

Comment deleted said...

Anon @ 3:40: Please reconsider! What would we do if you were to leave us? It's just too horrible to contemplate.

JB said...

Babble was busy slamming my stem when her steel bottom bracket let loose and...Oh forget it.

Anonymous said...

All this laughter, whether from pink canoes or long stems, which I have to stifle, for office etiquette sake, may pose a health risk. I hope this blog is still around when I retire.

Cipo said...

syphilis is not a bacteria, it's an occupational hazard.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Yeah, I thought we were just having a nice conversation about personal watercraft.

Personally I like kayaks. With the smaller hole you fit tighter into it and drips from the paddle just roll harmlessly off the deck.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

The spot where you sit in a kayak is called a cockpit.

babble on said...

Anon@ 3:40,

Are you hating it? Are you a hater?

Go on then. You know what to do.

babble on said...

RCT- You see? Sweet serendipity... :)

McFly said...

Where is the "Poop Deck" I hear so much about? Fore or aft? Port or starboard?

Uranus.

Anonymous said...

Babble its time for a new avatar. More Babble, less basket.

Anonymous said...

delivering a hot steaming pile of smugness.

Hasselhoff said...

Rescuing the little man in Babble's tiny pink canoe must become a national priority.

Don't forget to vote.

babble on said...

yep. He's drowning.

g-roc said...

Anon 3:40, the first 20 posts are consistently garbage and the internet is 99% porn; it's never easy to find what you're looking for. You're one of our most prolific posters. Without Anonymous, this would be all McBabble, all the time. Stay in the mix.

g-roc said...

Or was that McBabs, I forgot already. Never caught on like I thought it would. Sorry, CD, I tried.

Colin said...

Smugness flotilla, HO!

annonymoose said...

I did not pedal my by-cycle to the polls to-day. It was raining, so I took the bus. Actually, it was my sweet Ford LTD. I would rather have paddled a pink canoe, or a brown dingy, but I had to get to work, and those things slow me down consider-a-babble. But I did get to vote for Romney, legal weed isn't on our ballot, gay marriage is already good here, and THEN I went to my job, and drank damn good coffee all day. Back on the bike tomorrow!

Nebraska Bike Commuter (non DWI edition) said...

Went out of my way on my homeward commute to vote. Still not even close to Epic.

FWIW, I prefer canoes to kayaks. The strokes are just a bit more arcane, and that makes me feel all smug.

McFly said...

I prefer motor-boating to any other form of watercraftways. All that power at your fingertips...its......intoxicating. Nothing like pouring the power to your big Johnson and churning those murky depths and feeling the spray as it gently caresses your hot skin.

Spirochete Agnew said...

You nattering nabobs of negativism can suck my nabob

Martian Anus said...

Syph is caused by the Spondeechete which results in an incorrectly metered peter.

Scoutmaster Cipo said...

Scouts. The reason I have assembled you around the campfire this fine evening is the following. ALWAYS WEAR A HELMENT! Even if she swears that she is a virgin ALWAYS WEAR A HELMENT.

Pantani shave your palms immediately!

wishiwasmerckx said...

All this talk of watercraft has reminded me of a clever limerick I learned here a couple of years ago:

There once was a trapper named Weaver

Who had an affair with a beaver

The result of that fuck was a canvasback duck

two canoes and a golden retriever.

Anonymous said...

Yo! Classic improv! And bikes!

Anonymous said...

Anon 12:01

Fellow Washingtonian here. I also voted for Obama, gay marriage, and legal weed.

Already married, and don't smoke - but it's not about me!
BIKE THE VOTE!

Anonymous said...

Anon 9:00 is the coolest!

McFly said...

George W Bush rode a mountain bike. What kind was it?

Anonymous said...

W rode a presidential Specialized Bushwacker!

annonymoose said...

Ha! My future son-in-law just said he is moving to Canada since Obama won. See what a college education gets you? Ironical.

ce said...

When I imagine the epic heights of smugness transcended by Wildcat Relief Machine today all I can hear in my mind is: 2012 A Smug Odyssey

ce said...

Comment 100

JB said...

Podium, 2nd flight!

JB said...

FS: Fred DeLorean

JB said...

Where is everybody? Still paryting after Obama said last night that his first item of business this morning would be getting bike lanes built between Williamsburg, Brooklyn; Austin, TX; and Portland, OR?

McFly said...

When we remove the sex it gets pretty hollow. Bikes and stuff. That's where it's at. It's why we do what we do. Bikes. Well no, sex is why we do what we do. But you can use the bike to get to the sex.

BOOT YCAL

ONWH EELS

babble on said...

And some of us can ride our bikes LICKety split....

babble on said...

yup, and I take a licking and keep on ticking, too...

JB said...

In my head, I'm now designing a tandem with Babble in the rear and McFly in front. But McFly is in upside-down recumbent position with his head buried. Lickety-split! I'll call Tom Ritchey.

McFly said...

The cold ferry ride beat me down so hard that I actually TURNED IT DOWN last night. Wifey was walking around like that robot on Lost in Space...WIFECONFUSEDWIFECONFUSEDWIFECONFUSED.....

I feel much better today...

Peter McGill said...

that's not syphilis, that's the spring from inside my blackburn pump that went all hari-kari on me when the pump innards unscrewed themselves from being on my bike without being used for a long time. Reassembly with ample Nobel-level guesswork regarding the correct configuration of the spring and tiny valve stud thing and a tiny tiny f'ing tiny o-ring thang all had a happy ending.

TiminOz said...

Sardonic: bitterly ironical; sarcastic. derived - from a Sardinian plant said to bring on convulsions resembling laughter).

africansingle said...

@leroy: Did you see how donkeydong cut and pasted that innocent labrador in a tupperware onto the front rack?. (tacky use of English, these run-on sentences and tacky marketing to abuse canine rights so blatantly) http://donkybike.com/gallery/

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