You should try it.
Pending a full report, I will say that until I reached Brindisi, I thought I'd seen it all. I'd seen a No Bike Day. I'd seen a Half Bike Day. I'd even seen a Three-Quarter Bike Day. But I'd never seen a Full Bike Day. Indeed, there were those who said a Full Bike Day couldn't be done. They said it was impossible. They said we were crazy to even try a Full Bike Day.
But we showed 'em. We showed 'em good:
Yes, it was a no-holds-barred, tires-in-your-face, silhouetted-mountain-biker-descending-from-the-sky Full Bike Day:
Also, during my visit, I fulfilled many fantasies I didn't even know I had until they were actually coming true. For example, I finally addressed a high school assembly:
I finally made the Gazzetta del Mezzogiorno:
And I finally spied the legendary Crazy Bike of San Vito dei Normanni:
You're probably wondering: "Was the Crazy Bike actually crazy?"
You're goddamn right it was. In fact, it was so crazy they had to name it Crazy twice:
Now that's crazy.
In any case, wish me a pleasant flight, or wish me a miserable one as is your wont. Either way, shortly I will embark, and I look forward to returning home and reoccupying my blogging chair which has been vacant far too often in recent weeks.
Until then, stay crazy.
--Wildcat Rock Machine
90 comments:
podium!
Second?
third! the time zone advantage
FULL BIKE
Apparently somebody besides Bret is a time traveler
Wu Tang is for the children
Morning sir, working to European early time I see.....?
Or buongiorno, even....
hey nonny mouse
greetings from italy!
Sorry to hear you're leaving "Yurp" but I hope your trip back Stateside is smooth and filled with as much joy as long-haul flying can be.
And if you do read this comment and it is after your return home, welcome home! :-)
Wow. Top 20 and all the crap. Loved hearing about the BRA - look forward to more book, bike and travel related postings. FYI - the ABC TV "dooming" issue in Australia got a big run. May even go national TV follow up. Top work cobber!
How are ads in the top ten? Damn sprinter ads.
Early! Creepy ads were using HGH.
Real Italy is somewhat unsettling compared to my romantic notions of Italy it appears. Smella Italia.
Unlike visachris "I concern" on the only hot girl in the hghschool shot is the one in front of your crotch, unsettling. And what is up with the Mongol Twins in the upper right. (Shudder)
Proof that the whole world rides crappy bikes from Taiwan and China
Crazy
Slicing up some cucumbers now.
Does "Crazy" in Italian translate to "Next"? Makes sense cause people always be sayin' "your next".
Vertical video? MY EYES!
Sweet hopping Lob, Snob! I thought even an amateur blogger like you knew to hold the "smarting phone" in landscape when shooting video.
I guess Bike Day was so full it would have broken your camera to try to capture it in its full glory.
Looking forward to your impression of weird bikes and cyclists in Italy.
Anon @ 6:24 AM: and what's with creepy antihero kid staring at the Mongols?
Amo i pattini!
Man, I really want some of that porn. But I feel guilty.
Damn, but them doors is early. Some of us have demanding weekends to recuperate from, you know.
I LOVES SHOES, too! but you don't see me ravin' on about it on a T-shirt.
between visacrhis and free videos, we're all livin' large: cheap shades and free porn—now all we need is a crazy bike and a ramp made out plywood and cinder blocks, and we're the coolest kids around.
I think if I had the wherewithal to visit Italia, I might have arranged to stay a few extra days. I suppose the hard driving work schedule that Mr. Rock Machine adheres to would not allow such dalliances.
Pity.
Wholesale Oakley sunglass porn!
Panties!
Typically wonderful Italian piazza scene culminating in a disembodied handshake...excellent video, Snob.
That Crazy bike looks like most other non-diamond frames--like someone saw a piece of dried ramen noodle in the trash and said hey, I wonder if you could make a bike frame shaped like this? Turns out you CAN do a lot of shit, but that don't mean it's right. . . .
Wont Crazy Bike.
Cool as a cucumber.
True snippet of conversation last night:
Girlfriend: "so what's going on with the Bike Snob these days?"
Me: "Oh, he's in Italy."
Recucumbent.
Massage that on your Bent sore recumbent conspiracy theorist.
Cool your hideous cheek welt right down.
Or get lancing. HOT!
So, did you meet the Cipo? I mean while you were in Italy. You were to meet the Cipo, no? I, too, would love to meet the Cipo.
Is it true what they say, All roads in Italy lead to Cipo?
No?
Ah, Madonna! Cipo!
Yo - cucumber sanwich...or is that a rock machine sanwich?
That bike is so crazy, it's standing on it's own without any disembodied assistance. Crazy!
Happy Birthday DAVID BYRNE!!!
and that's how a bill becomes a law!
Eating pussy.
Is the guy selling fake Oakleys and Ray Bans a sign of the cycleocalypse? Carmaggedon? Being past the the tail end of the dachsund?
That's the reason we call it a "pushbike".
Tomorrow we're rolling into St. Francis tha Sissy's town!
I'm quite sure that's Marko Pantani in white and red kit in the video.
I knew he faked his own death.
Happy Trails.
It's cloudy, but you can still take a little ride around Prospect Park. Perhaps get something Italian on the heel of your boot.
WCOM HOME
True Snippet #2:
Me: "So according to a popular cycling blog I think I may be a sex addict."
Wife: "So what's the big deal about that?"
Me: "I love you."
C'mon, lay off the high school kids, guys.
I'm perpetually straight.
But! I must say ...
Mr. Bike Snob NYC is tight ...
extremely tight!
Those Italian kids look really hairy.
cheese sausage pepperoni panties
Marko Pantani's skull and right femur available for purchase. Double DNA certifellated tested and approved.
If you've ever desired to own a piece of 'il pirata' now is the time.
That is a fine looking group of high schoolers but why is the Snob holding hands with that fellow to his right? Is that a European thing like the two cheek air smooch?
I don't think I saw one helment in the whole video. "Those people" get what the deserve.
We feel so sorry for those girl students in the front row. Check lavender V-neck guy: there's a stinky reason people need to lean to the side like that.
Guido in the wife-beater looks like his right arm is photo-shopped. I will not have anything original images in my daily serving of Italian.
*but original
Proof Snobby was in Italy: terrazzo floor!
"silhouetted-mountain-biker-IN-PITH-HELMET-descending-from-the-sky."
Fixed that for ya.
from the fake sunglass teen porn link above, it appears the italian highschoolers have discovered your blog. nice work wildcat.
I have recently noted a rather interesting phenominon. When I'm standing I am horizontally stiff. When I lying down I am verically stiff.
My lawyer tells me I have a great intellectual property case against the entire 'carbon bike' advertising industrial complex..
without fail, you visit italy and cipo leaves porn links on your blog.
balls®
Dear visachris,
No, thanks.
Italian fashion looks similar to Jersey fashion
They are "one in the shame".
Steve Tilford rode 90 miles and averaged 20.4 mph. The man is a machine.
...there seems to have been some confusion on my part regarding today's post...
...i was under the impression that i was supposed to order 16 pair of 'cheap sunglasses' to help pay for bsnyc/rtms/wcrm's trip home from italy & that i was required to watch all of the porn videos on offer in order to discern if his visage was featured in any of them (it's not - well, maybe in 3 of 'em but it's obscured)...
...i'd like to request better written directions in the future...
I think it's spelled erections.
How thick or thin must the slices of cucumber be? Should the gherkin be refrigerated first or will this just work?
Does Rapha make a special strap to hold the cucumber slices in place?
McFly didn't make comment #69. I made comment #69. Suck it.
I don't get it.
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BIRD BIKE UPDATE! The cardinals are coming in nicely but I am tired of masticating and regurgutating grub worms. I named them Marco, George Strait, Lucifer and Buttercup.
mmmm panini
Where are the helments! WILL NO ONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
I've always been crazy...just don't have a crazy bike.
Hey, that's my line...
Save travels! Don't get on the crazy plane.
NOOOOOOOOO
SLEEEEEEEEEEP
TIL BROOKLYNNNNNNNNNNNN
Wow, this is so weird. I also have a dream about addressing a high school assembly.
But in my dream, I'm in my underwear, lost my notes and can't remember what I'm supposed to be talking about.
Illuminati!
Snob's new nom de blawg:
"Crazy Cat Crazy Machine"
Nice meeting in San Vito Mr. Bike Snob from that other American that was there. I think I'm in the video because that music was playing when I arrived.
Jeff
Excellent post!
Last!
Why on earth would Italians who can't read English or understand your brand of humor want to fly you over there?
Thanks for sharing your post. Your world is amazing.
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Good for you making foreign local news.
It is great post and also very helpful. Images are also very fabulous.
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