It started out a Thursday evening like any other. After concluding some undisclosed business on New York City's Manhattan Island (I won't say I'm not opening a restaurant that serves only locally-grown figs that I will call "FIGment of my Uh-Meh-Gination," but I won't say I am either), I stopped at a downtown haircuttery for a bloodletting and scalp massage. Locking my Scattante to a bike rack inhabited only by a solitary Pista, I entered the establishment, and when I returned to my bike a scant ten minutes later down about a quart or so and feeling delightfully lightheaded I found this:
Yes, my poor Scattante had become the olive loaf in a Crappy Bike Sandwich:
"Drat it!," I exclaimed, for if only the city had let David Byrne install more of his whimsically-shaped bike racks then perhaps this sort of parking crunch might have been averted:
Not only that, but more racks like this would also be a welcome addition for the city's many shoegazers:
(Lonely man staring at shoe.)
By the way, you might not know this, but David Byrne doesn't own a car:
("It's true, I really don't!")
Put that in your shoe and gaze at it.
Anyway, I had quite a conundrum on my hands, for while they hadn't actually locked their bikes to mine they had nevertheless wedged me in there pretty well, and how I would extricate mine was taxing my bloodletting-addled brain:
(Irreverent top tube sticker available here.)
The main problem was that I couldn't simply roll it forward, since the chain would garrotte the seatpost:
Moreover, there wasn't enough slack in the chain to lift it over the saddle, nor was there enough lateral clearance in the sandwich to sort of "wheelie" my bike out so that the saddle would kind of "limbo" under it. (I might have simply removed my saddle and seatpost, but I have of course duly theft-proofed them by means of a bicycle drivetrain because in New York they'll take the saddle right out from under your ass. I guess in retrospect I could have also lowered the saddle, but even then it might not have cleared, and, again, I was woozy from loss of blood.)
Therefore, I decided, the only solution would be to take both offending bicycles and simply lift them up and over the entire bike rack, like flipping back the cover on a spiral notebook:
Just as I was grabbing both the Huffy beach cruiser and the Schwinn mountain bike in order to hurl them onto the poor unsuspecting Pista, an unkempt fellow with a hand-rolled cigarette in his mouth and a canned iced tea in his hand arrived on the scene. Yes, it was the sandwich artist himself, and he said, "Let me help you with that, man:"
As he unlocked the bikes, he said to me matter-of-factly, "The solution would have been to wheelie yours out," as though he had intentionally left this puzzle for me to solve like a teacher scrawling a math problem on the blackboard and then leaving the room. I explained to him that the wheelie would not have worked and that I was about to fling the bikes over the rack, to which he replied, "Yeah, that would have worked too." I further explained that the ideal solution would have been not to sandwich me like this in the first place, though this made him screw up his face in confusion, presumably because in his mind it would have required him to travel back in time, and if he had that power he probably wouldn't be hanging around here at all, he'd be playing Hacky Sack at a Phish concert somewhere. (This entire thought sequence was practically written on his face.) In any event, the conundrum was solved to everyone's mutual satisfaction, and I set off on my way, once again glad that I didn't own a $4,000 commuting bike.
Moreover, there wasn't enough slack in the chain to lift it over the saddle, nor was there enough lateral clearance in the sandwich to sort of "wheelie" my bike out so that the saddle would kind of "limbo" under it. (I might have simply removed my saddle and seatpost, but I have of course duly theft-proofed them by means of a bicycle drivetrain because in New York they'll take the saddle right out from under your ass. I guess in retrospect I could have also lowered the saddle, but even then it might not have cleared, and, again, I was woozy from loss of blood.)
Therefore, I decided, the only solution would be to take both offending bicycles and simply lift them up and over the entire bike rack, like flipping back the cover on a spiral notebook:
Just as I was grabbing both the Huffy beach cruiser and the Schwinn mountain bike in order to hurl them onto the poor unsuspecting Pista, an unkempt fellow with a hand-rolled cigarette in his mouth and a canned iced tea in his hand arrived on the scene. Yes, it was the sandwich artist himself, and he said, "Let me help you with that, man:"
As he unlocked the bikes, he said to me matter-of-factly, "The solution would have been to wheelie yours out," as though he had intentionally left this puzzle for me to solve like a teacher scrawling a math problem on the blackboard and then leaving the room. I explained to him that the wheelie would not have worked and that I was about to fling the bikes over the rack, to which he replied, "Yeah, that would have worked too." I further explained that the ideal solution would have been not to sandwich me like this in the first place, though this made him screw up his face in confusion, presumably because in his mind it would have required him to travel back in time, and if he had that power he probably wouldn't be hanging around here at all, he'd be playing Hacky Sack at a Phish concert somewhere. (This entire thought sequence was practically written on his face.) In any event, the conundrum was solved to everyone's mutual satisfaction, and I set off on my way, once again glad that I didn't own a $4,000 commuting bike.
Thusly liberated, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you're right rejoice, and if you're wrong you'll see Bicycle Hell.
Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and may your bike sandwiches be open-faced.
1) Why is Steven Spirn "emotionally tense and frightened?"
--False
--False
4) NPR recently reported that Portland, OR is:
("Seatpost clamp/bottle opener?!? Can I get an a-meh?")
5) If there's one thing cycling needs, it's more color-coordinated accessories that also open beer.
--True
--False
6) The unique "angle of attack" of the Nectar and Elixir seatpost clamp/bottle openers encourage rider sobriety by making you spill half your beer as you open it.
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I went ofer on the quiz. Snobbie, I have a clarifying question. Does David Byrne own a car or not?
I live in small town flyover America. Arkansas to be exact. I am not sure I even own a bike lock for over twenty bikes(some are on blocks, cause this is Arkansas, and fitting in is important). Don't need to cause I know where all the tweakers live, and if one ever was stolen I would just go get it back.
So I wonder at the sense of rage I get looking at the bike sandwich situation. I am afraid that I would never have handled it with any aplomb at all. Actually pretty sure that violence would have ensued before the guy even got there. Wow, better never live in the big city...
somebody once locked through my front brake cable...had to rip the cable out with some pliers from the bar. Never been sandwiched though.
I don't think you are properly visualizing the seat post clamp / bottle opener in operation. You have to be going up a steep hill or doing a wheelie to use it. They are assured to capture the massive market in bicycle mounted bottle openers with that innovative design.
@anon 12:49
Please DO move to the big city. And fell free to ride your bicycle though all red lights.
I have a budget to balance.
Bicycle hell indeed!
Hey, Yoko Ono had a full-page ad in the NYTimes this morning. Maybe she's been following the comments here.
Wot the fook.
Missed the top twenty by reading it! Ouch!
crap. I only missed the David Byrne question.
As he unlocked the bikes, he said to me matter-of-factly, "The solution would have been to wheelie yours out," as though he had intentionally left this puzzle for me to solve like a teacher scrawling a math problem on the blackboard and then leaving the room.
haha I am still laughing from this part...
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At dinner last night with my wife, I broached the topic of facials at the end of first dates, within the context of this blog.
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That David Byrne designed bike rack is by the corner of 57th & 5th in front of luxury stores, Van Cleef & Arpels and Bergdorf Goodman. I've never seen a bike locked to Byrnes's bike rack/stiletto. Who would commute by bike to
to shop for luxury goods? Only David Byrne.
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Shoegazer, eh? I like shoegaze (Curve, Catherine Wheel, and the like...)
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Shoegazing (also known as shoegaze) is a subgenre of alternative rock that emerged from the United Kingdom in the late 1980s. It lasted there until the mid 1990s, with a critical zenith reached in 1990 and 1991. The British music press—particularly NME and Melody Maker—named this style shoegazing because the musicians in these bands stood relatively still during live performances in a detached, introspective, non-confrontational state, hence the idea that they were gazing at their shoes.[1] The heavy use of effects pedals also contributed to the image of performers looking down at their feet (shoegazing) during concerts.
The shoegazing sound is typified by significant use of guitar effects, and indistinguishable vocal melodies that blended into the creative noise of the guitars.[1] A general description given to shoegazing and other affiliated bands in London in the early 1990s was The Scene That Celebrates Itself. In the 1990s, shoegazing groups were pushed aside by the American grunge movement, forcing the relatively unknown bands to break up or reinvent their style altogether.[1] Recent times have seen a renewed interest in the genre among "nu-gaze" bands.
I wonder if Nu-Freds listen to Nu-Gaze?
"Shoegazer" reminds me of a joke:
Q: How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?
A: He looks at your shoes.
The video for the seat post/ bottle opener would make a great parody. It took an engineer to come up with a bottle opener that forces you to use it horizontally? Sounds more like a Monty Python show than an actual commercial. Just needs a better punch line than half of a beer spilling out all over the place, and it would be a memorable episode of the classic British comedy show.
Better yet, use this for an episode of "The Young Ones."
In former Soviet Union, David Byrne didn't not own car. Car didn't not own David Byrne.
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Now if only you had ben carrying your artisanal axe, you could have dealt with the bike sandwich much more effectively.
I got the David Byrne question wrong.
Snob, kill that photo, you've used it 1,127 times.
Marcel da Chump, I don't know about you, but I have been getting my bike tuned and my flats repaired at Bergdorf Goodmans for years now. Sure, they're expensive, but they do such great work.
Those guys need to raise $15,000 for a $2 piece of aluminum and that has a beer spillling device. Man these guys are good. Probably been talking to the axe dudes.
WIWM,
Were the mechanics wearing pearls and stillettos?
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I don't get it...
I've had people lock their bikes to mine twice.
Once in front of a hardware store. I bought hack saw and found out (in front of a handful of cheering Ace employees) how tough even a cheap u-lock is.
Ended up waiting for 2 hours.
Fucking nube.
The funny thing? That's a Session beer, which has a twist-off top.
anon 3:24...
U-locks can be snapped off easily with a car jack.
Also, locking a bike is a trick of bike thieves, they come back late at night when no one is around to break the main lock and steal the bike.
If only those losers used their neurons like that in a real job.
once again everyone kills it. thanks to perfect comedic timing, no lunch was spilled.
The 90 degree opener is pure genius and born of the inner city. In one tool, you open your beer a pour it on the curb for your fallen homies.
Werd.
When someone absolutely doesn't care what other people think, they are always right (they think).
Near 6th and 20th, I watched a young lady (NYU student?) lock her bike's front wheel to my front forks (I know, sounds like bicycle Kama Sutra, doesn't it?) When I walked up, unlocked my bike and removed the front wheel thus detaching her bike from mine (forkus interruptus) she said, "Thanks a lot. Now I have to do this all over again."
Indeed. Over and over and over.
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I had someone run their cable through my front wheel once in West Kensington (bicycle Kama Sutra p56), but since it was a Giro-pink Eddy Merckx with his picture on the head tube, I was happy to look at it covetously until the owner returned...
This particular post was better than Tilford's today.
Of course, he's sick and hacking up green stuff and still riding anyway. And, he had two posts today.
Damn it! I clicked on "Flase" for question #6!
"The solution would have been to wheelie when you open your beer".
@ Anon 3:24. What you needed to buy was a 4-1/2" angle grinder and a cut-off wheel or two. Maybe Five if it was a really good lock. But maybe your time isn't worth that much. I know mine isn't.
Word of the day. Huh, never knew they used to do this.
I was really hoping to find this in the comments already so I wouldn't have break my perfect record:
GARR OTTE
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You only need to butter the Scattante, before parking it.
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"The 90 degree opener is pure genius and born of the inner city. In one tool, you open your beer a pour it on the curb for your fallen homies.
Werd."
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This post really cracked me up! :)) I was smiling the entire length I was reading... haha
Cool. Pearl Jam killed the shoegazers.
Anon@5:11: Of course, [Tilford's] sick and hacking up green stuff and still riding anyway. And, he had two posts today.
That's funny, I'm hacking up green stuff and riding anyway, too! And I'm like, the exact same age. And height. And this is my second post.
Holy crap! AM I STEVE TILFORD?
Oh that's right, I'm fat. And slow.
Never mind.
DRINK BEER, RIDE BIKES, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Four bikes can be locked to a city bike rack but only if the rack is perpendicular to the curb not parallel like in Snob's deli delight. One pole per bike not two. The Bianchi taking up two poles started the samich.
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Gonna guess the bottle opener guys were all shite faced and did a brainstorm bidness idea whilst horizontal. Forgot to vertically adapt when they sobered up.
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Bike ride from hell: that's a whole lot of chafing going on.
comments or is that testimonials on the "christian" cycling apparel site. - "very nice jersey, really like the zippered pocket on the back it is great for my cell phone and..."
Yep, having my "message" on my sportswear helps transport my cell phone.
Christian proselytizing --- Meh
I too like the reviews on the "christian" athletic wear site, particularly from the pastor who refers to the "Tour de Chr_st," and "G_D Propulsion" jerseys. I guess he can wear them but somehow can't write the magic words hisself.
I see the RighteousFred wear is available in sizes up to 4XL, but not in women's sizes.
Take from that what you will.
Maybe you are supposed to wheelie when you use the bottle opener?
Fig-mint olive loaf. Wow.
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Please illuminate me.
Why can the Rev not write GOD or Christ? Why the spaces?
No women sizes? Is that because women are not supposed to wear form fitting clothing showing off their TA TA's?
Would that make men sin in their hearts?
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I would love to see a video of this encounter. I'm sure he just thought, "asshead nyer being all rude" while not having a clue that prior to the last 5 or 10 years of fakenger deluge, most would've just thrown his bikes over immediately and not even attempted any civility or patience.
Also...this is the poor man's seguay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOoFEKiK8A&feature=player_embedded
100% on the test.
I loathe bottle openers on bike accessories. If you need a bike part to get into your beer, you just don't love beer enough.
However... with the Swarm thing, you don't have to spill your beer if you just lay the bike down. I guess that's not done in the city.
have to admit, i love having a bottle opener on every one of my multi-tools, but seriously? on my bike? it's the equivalent of having a bottle opener on a jetta's stick shifter. It should have a little guy on it, winking, and saying "don't drink and drive."
A bottle opener on my key ring has done yeoman's work since the last century.
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At least you can personalise it. And by that i mean select your size.
Yewengi (Thursday's comments), I am somewhat surprised to learn that the photo is not of "John Lent-on" and I am very surprised to learn that in this big world the Sun Lounge Captain is a fellow New South Walien. Don't we have laws in this State against that kind of lowly behaviour?... by which I mean recumbent riding.
I don't know if you are a regular reader or not, but just to clarify, many consider it a privilege to be featured in BikeSnobNYC.
Not me though.
If it is any consolation, I actually disagree with Snob. I think that nude benting is exactly the kind of zany behaviour that pointless, novelty seeking aristocrats will eventually turn to.
As an aside, back when I lived in Melbourne I visited Ian Sims's Greenspeed production in his backyard shed with a friend who was building a trike for a Year 12 project. I've since cut all ties with that crowd.
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I am afraid that I would never have handled it with any aplomb at all.
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The tire a thief could remove the front tire and get
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Definitely one of my favorite classics from back in the day.Afraid that I would get confused about red lights more in a
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I like the shoe shaped bike rack or whatever that is.
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