Thursday, July 27, 2017

This Just In: The Posting of This Post Has Been Postponed

Good morning!

Owing to pressing parenting-related matters I must reschedule this post for tomorrow, Friday, July 28th, 2017.  As for the nature of these parenting matters, I can assure you it's not to hold an intervention for this child:
He's free to be whoever he wants to be, even if who he wants to be turns out to be this person:


I thank you for indulging me in this matter, and in the meantime I invite you to read the Bike Forecast, or if you don't want to do that you're more than welcome to fuck off to any one of the other twenty zillion sites on the Internet.

Or just take the day off and work on your descending technique:

Until then,

I remain,

Etc. etc.,


--Wildcat Etc.






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25 comments:

  1. JakeJuly 27, 2017 at 10:22 AM

    This blog is a chick magnet.

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  2. MolassesChamoisJuly 27, 2017 at 10:27 AM

    Tomorrow!

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  3. DoothJuly 27, 2017 at 10:28 AM

    Posdenus

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  4. Old TimerJuly 27, 2017 at 10:57 AM

    Huh? What?

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  5. wishiwasmerckxJuly 27, 2017 at 11:12 AM

    Q: What's black, then white, then black, then white?

    A: A nun crashing on the descent...

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  6. ChazuJuly 27, 2017 at 11:16 AM

    Coincidentally, my younger son enjoys deliberately falling off of his green Strider balance bike.

    Nature? or Nurture?

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  7. theEelJuly 27, 2017 at 11:20 AM

    weed.

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  8. dancesonpedalsJuly 27, 2017 at 11:32 AM

    A nun who goes down?

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  9. McFlyJuly 27, 2017 at 11:40 AM

    'Tis a sin to ride the rumble strip more than 18 feet.....

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  10. MattJuly 27, 2017 at 11:42 AM

    @wishiwasmerckx, I think it should go more like this:

    Q: What's black, then white, then black, then white, then red, then black, then red, then white, then red, then red.

    A: A nun crashing on the descent...

    & I'm not sure what the robot-id system is trying to say to me, but it made me identify dresses. Can I file a sexual harassment suit against the anti-robot system? I'm feeling very uncomfortable just now.

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  11. BikeSnobNYCJuly 27, 2017 at 11:46 AM

    Chazu,

    Mine sees his older brother crash and wants to copy him.

    --Wildcat Etc.

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  12. Lieutenant ObliviousJuly 27, 2017 at 12:42 PM

    Could've been a contender, SCRANUS!

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  13. AnonymousJuly 27, 2017 at 1:01 PM

    I don't believe a word of this post. Nun of it

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  14. bad boy of the southJuly 27, 2017 at 1:30 PM

    Boy,that nun is a basket case.no wait.that nun has a basket.wait,that nun...never mind.

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  15. BamaPhredJuly 27, 2017 at 1:39 PM

    Oddly enough, this not-a-post looks surprisingly like a regular post.

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  16. Even more of your "favorite" bike activities..July 27, 2017 at 2:47 PM

    Kids who don't mind falling on their bikes may also end up as bike polo players, Portland zoo bombers, or cyclocross enthusiasts...

    Though of course you were even "worse": bike messenger, BMX racer.....

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  17. 1904 CadardiJuly 27, 2017 at 2:56 PM

    Seeing the Nun flying gives me a great idea for a TV show.

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  18. AnonymousJuly 27, 2017 at 6:29 PM

    I think she's wearing sandals too.

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  19. Sister Mary Margaret Theresa MaryJuly 27, 2017 at 7:08 PM

    HELL FALL

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  20. The PenguinJuly 27, 2017 at 10:31 PM

    "...returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad attitudes...."
    Yeah, some days it's like that

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  21. UnknownJuly 28, 2017 at 2:34 AM

    The nun's front tire looks flat.

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  22. John McJuly 28, 2017 at 11:29 AM

    Yes, then No.

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  23. JoeJuly 28, 2017 at 1:51 PM

    Keep it nun-stop
    Give it all you got

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  24. headlongintomyownurineJuly 28, 2017 at 2:54 PM

    First place! (for 7-28-2017 Outdoor clipless pedal post). Maybe there was another reason for not wearing clipless pedals that you were too embarrassed to mention. hmmm?

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