Wednesday, July 5, 2017

***Planned Service Change***

Hi!

Owing to the vicissitudes of blah, blah, blah, today's post will be delayed until tomorrow.  (Though technically this is a post, so I don't know why I feel like I have to account for myself.)

And no, I did not blow off any body parts while celebrating America's greatness with fireworks yesterday, nor am I hunting-and-pecking this with my one remaining digit.  I've still got the full complement, praise be to Lob:


In the meantime, I invite you to watch this:


If that thing also works as a submersible then I think we may very well be looking at the vehicle of the future.

At any rate, please accept my apologies for the truncated missive, and I'll see you all back here tomorrow--and in the meantime there's always the Bike Forecast!

Muah!  I love you all,


--Wildcat Rock Machine


34 comments:

WIZ !! JAY said...

Chicken Dinner

herzogone said...

In before the video even displayed.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Final podium spot?

theEel said...

weed!!!!!

The Crew of the Hunley said...

We don't think it'll work

Churning Churning Churing said...

I wonder if the lord likes melted butter?

Anonymous said...

Chamois butt'r

Guess Who said...

No post tonight with my coffee
No post tonight with my tea
No post to stand beside me
No post to ride with me

dnk said...

Love is all around

Wile E. Coyote said...

Road Runner Dinner

NHcycler said...

I want to see how high that kid will launch when that tiny front side-buddy (body? can't tell with that accent) wheel hits a pothole or curb.

Canada Day the other Day said...

Had the scribe of Gowanus written

"At any rate, please accept my apologies for the truncated massive"

instead of

"At any rate, please accept my apologies for the truncated missive"

Babble would have said "eh"

bieks said...

DON'T FUND THAT KICKSTARTER!!!

The sidecar is a prop and they are funnelling the money into a remake of an old Woody Allen movie.

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice that the woman at 1:30 totally stole the bike and sidecar contraption from the guy at :16-20? Not to victim blame, but he totally left it unattended and not locked up.

dancesonpedals said...

Did Jefferson really write the DOI while he was, "in congress"?

Cat 404 e-Racer said...

It's OK Bikesknob, after the long weekend I'm sorting through my e-mails today, no time to read a full missive. Funny, most of weekend e-mails are pimping pills for a syndrome my GF calls "dropper post".

Expecting journalistic excellence tomorrow....

Anonymous said...

That tiny front wheel is ripe for causing DEATH! Should be much bigger to roll over rough roads and pot holes.

Don't we have enough Cargo Bikes already? said...

If the Side Buddy was more expandable it could also be the Tiny Home for the Homeless of the Future.

grog said...

You could be disqualified for throwing a truncated missive.

bad boy of the sooth said...

Happy July Fifth! that's all I could come up with.sorry.

Babes have a way with Words said...

Cat 404: As long as the GF doesn't give you the nickname "Dropper". While it would be sly dog lingo between you two, eventually someone is going to ask why she calls you Dropper.

Cat 404 e-Racer said...

Babes have...,

Just between you and me, GF already calls me that but it isn't about posture, it's about morphology.

MrLobstermash said...

Compulsory coverage of Sagan's 'it's not like I did rape or something' press statement in tomorrow's post...

Anonymous said...

dropper post. good one. i happen to have one that is malfunctioning.

Charlie said...

"Your honor, I request a sidecar
!"

Anonymous said...

Commence Elbowgate. Submit picture evidence only complete with red arrows.

Old Timer said...

Huh? What?

Anonymous said...

Sidebuddy is my favorite new bike aggcezzory. It holds babies and groceries and more. Plus I can still turn left or right. Bonus! I am totally ready for the coolest bicycle ride!

Will there be a non-drive side version? I'd rather my side buddy get punted by a car than me if there's no precious cargo on board.

Cat 404 e-Racer said...

Sidebuddy looks like the Wienercycle
https://res.cloudinary.com/carsguide/image/upload/f_auto,fl_lossy,q_auto,t_cg__marking_background__sm_/v1/editorial/wiener-cycle.png

BeerDrivenCyclist said...

Firty!!!

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Scranus!

dancesonpedals said...

You need to use the right tool for the job. To copy data, a toy dog with a boner that fits into a usb port works. To intall a sink, a headcup press does the trick.

leroy said...

Dear sir or madman,

As a result of recent policy changes implemented by a C-Suite executive of leroy's Dog Worldwide Enterprises, Limited, instructions to "watch this" are followed on a first in, first viewed schedule absent an immediately preceding request to "hold my beer."

My dog assures me you will understand if I seem slower than usual.

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