Thursday, July 27, 2017

This Just In: The Posting of This Post Has Been Postponed

Good morning!

Owing to pressing parenting-related matters I must reschedule this post for tomorrow, Friday, July 28th, 2017.  As for the nature of these parenting matters, I can assure you it's not to hold an intervention for this child:
He's free to be whoever he wants to be, even if who he wants to be turns out to be this person:


I thank you for indulging me in this matter, and in the meantime I invite you to read the Bike Forecast, or if you don't want to do that you're more than welcome to fuck off to any one of the other twenty zillion sites on the Internet.

Or just take the day off and work on your descending technique:

Until then,

I remain,

Etc. etc.,


--Wildcat Etc.






27 comments:

Jake said...

This blog is a chick magnet.

MolassesChamois said...

Tomorrow!

Dooth said...

Posdenus

Old Timer said...

Huh? What?

wishiwasmerckx said...

Q: What's black, then white, then black, then white?

A: A nun crashing on the descent...

Chazu said...

Coincidentally, my younger son enjoys deliberately falling off of his green Strider balance bike.

Nature? or Nurture?

theEel said...

weed.

dancesonpedals said...

A nun who goes down?

McFly said...

'Tis a sin to ride the rumble strip more than 18 feet.....

Matt said...

@wishiwasmerckx, I think it should go more like this:

Q: What's black, then white, then black, then white, then red, then black, then red, then white, then red, then red.

A: A nun crashing on the descent...

& I'm not sure what the robot-id system is trying to say to me, but it made me identify dresses. Can I file a sexual harassment suit against the anti-robot system? I'm feeling very uncomfortable just now.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Chazu,

Mine sees his older brother crash and wants to copy him.

--Wildcat Etc.

Lieutenant Oblivious said...

Could've been a contender, SCRANUS!

Anonymous said...

I don't believe a word of this post. Nun of it

bad boy of the south said...

Boy,that nun is a basket case.no wait.that nun has a basket.wait,that nun...never mind.

BamaPhred said...

Oddly enough, this not-a-post looks surprisingly like a regular post.

Even more of your "favorite" bike activities.. said...

Kids who don't mind falling on their bikes may also end up as bike polo players, Portland zoo bombers, or cyclocross enthusiasts...

Though of course you were even "worse": bike messenger, BMX racer.....

1904 Cadardi said...

Seeing the Nun flying gives me a great idea for a TV show.

Anonymous said...

I think she's wearing sandals too.

Sister Mary Margaret Theresa Mary said...

HELL FALL

The Penguin said...

"...returned to me as two thieves with filthy mouths, disgusting lies and bad attitudes...."
Yeah, some days it's like that

Ground Control said...

The nun's front tire looks flat.

John Mc said...

Yes, then No.

Joe said...

Keep it nun-stop
Give it all you got

headlongintomyownurine said...

First place! (for 7-28-2017 Outdoor clipless pedal post). Maybe there was another reason for not wearing clipless pedals that you were too embarrassed to mention. hmmm?

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