In my efforts to scour every inch of this great metropolis by bike share (well, at least the gentrified parts, since that's where all the bike share stations are) so far I have been attacked by zombies wearing underpants:
Now I'm pleased to bring you the thrilling conclusion of this three-part, tri-borough series, wherein I travel from from Brooklyn into to Queens and finally back to the island of Manhattan:
I'm talking to Citi Bike about adding power output information to the account summary section of their website and I'll let you know how all that goes.
Oh, and if you're wondering #whatpressureyourunning, if you've ever ridden a Citi Bike you know the answer to that is ROCK FUCKIN' HARD.
Anyway, enjoy, ride safe this weekend, and I'll see you all back here next week for more truly transcendent bicycle-themed web-logging.
Your's ect.,
--Wildcat Rock Machine
57 comments:
Podiwhut
Bike Throw!
Third
5Th
Dammit I'm like the Mara Abbott of blog commenting.
No 4th
9rd
Indubitably.
Top ten!
The pressure I'm running is beer belly flabby.
The pressure I'm running is beer belly flabby.
USA track cycling has leftside drive bikes. My rides have a lot of left turns, so this coukd be an advantage for the average road rider like me looking for some aerodynamic gains. Also for left-leg dominate riders.
I can haz kwiz?
Another lovely travelogue. But were there no cobblestones to go kicking down, feeling groovy?
On Wednesdays I expect weed, on Fridays I expect quizzes. This blog is going to hell, I tell ya'.
Huh? What?
I enjoyed the tale of the triumphant conclusion of your Citibike tour, Wildcat. You really got writerly in that piece.
Slept in and still top twenty? Scranus!
The power of Lance A.: one word on twitter, and the fred world goes nuts
I always considered it the 59th street bridge song bridge.
Nice finish to the triptych. "A Three Borough Tour" kind of reminded me of the Giligan's Island "three hour tour", glad the weather did not start getting rough since you had no movie star, millionaire, professor or Mary Anne. And "all built with a wish out of non-olfactory money." Is that the same as laundered money driving up real estate prices?
so how long will my luck last until i have to come here on friday and start failing quizzes again?
Creepy somnambulist looks a lot like Chris Horner.
Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Where is the creepy Ted?
K9
nice bookending to the trilogy.i enjoyed the series.when is the next installment on the brooks webbie?leroy,you would've enjoyed the robot....grass,my friend,grass.
vsk said ...
Hot as balls out. Sposed to be a little stome u du century outside later... well maybe some thunda storms but. Twill be an epic bus ride home later.
Taking a day off from the bikeride makes me feel like supa man the next day. Much less fatigue and etc. So yesterday (after not riding Weds.) I took the 59th St Bridge and had a great ride.
From Bay Ridge to midtown I come in the lazy way ... Manhattan Bridge, 11 miles. Home via the Wiliamsburg Bridge and around the Navy Yahd (in Amity, you say Yahd), 14 miles. But the new fun out of the way long way is over the EdKochBrothers/59th St/Queensboro Bridge 15.8 mi.
My usual times home are 50-55 min the lazy way, 1hr to 1:05min the Williburg Way and I just did 1hr:10 min home via the 59th St Bridge. On the map it looks so much more but it goes so fast. I think it's because the route has a lot of bike lanes.
But the good part of all this is a couple of months ago I was 252 - 255 pounds and just hit 235 last weekend. So there must be something to this bike stuff because I continue to eat like crap.
Seeing the Trump Tower climber, I just think of the Spider Pig theme song from the Simpsons Movie.
Now you can't get that shit out of your head !!! Bwwhhahahaha!
vsk
vsk
i hears ya. even with the heat today i felt pretty good having missed both wed and thu staffing a booth at our county fair. but boy was the sweat pouring off when i got back home. the morrow might be worse.
"ROCK FUCKIN' HARD."
- my answer to every question i'm ever asked, actually.
Thanks, Wildcat. I was hoping for your tour of Queens to include Astoria, Sunnyside and La Guardia, then I realized there probably aren't any Citi bikes up there.
Hopefully, more Queens in a later installment.
Wildcat ROCK FUCKIN' HARD Machine the city should hire you to do it's marketing and promotional posters. You make New York look so nice someone might almost want to visit.
Bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like
There you go...
For DB. A little more Queen...
How to lose weight? Less beer, no snacks, drink water, keep exercising:
Just ask Nick:
http://getrungum.com/blogs/blog/117775939-cutting-weight-april-founders-blog-by-nick-symmonds
dop,
Isn't the 59th Street Bridge Song bridge "I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep"?
Now I'm confused.
1904-
Not sure. It's nearing 5 pm on Friday & I'm looking forward to 21st amendment solutions.
Evil times times in the Great White North as another sap theft has happened, one that yet even rivals The Great Maple Syrup Heist of 2012.
WHAT? NO BOXED JEWS!
WHAT? NO BOXED JEWS!
This blog's resurrection of The 59th St Bridge Song made me wonder if that some sinners out there might think that JESUS was never groovy. Well, I just watched Godspell again and... PRAISE THE LORD!
Vsk..you'll be so svelte for the next gran fondont
Power Bar Farts,
I thought that guy was Levi
I've never heard of boxed jews, but I know this place that sells rabbis by the ton.
I'm very uncomfortable with the term 'boxed jews', it sounds like something Himmler would have come up with.
Hello lamppost what's ya knowing...
Why am I talking to a lamppost?
Is it Wednesday?
I can't believe no one's drawn a mustache on that somnambulist sculpture. Or at the very least, stuck a cigar in its mouth. Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?
Scranus
Wow..only one now two comments by 711p?where'd everybody go?
i'm still recovering for spinning the pedals todaze.
my daughter called me awhile ago and said she saw me on her way to work and was yapping to co-workers about the indignity of being the daughter of an insane person. it was a tad muggy.
but now i'm rehydrated so it's time dehydrate with alky-hole.
Here's your quiz, weenies:
Bicyclists are:
a. Twats
b. Douchebags
c. Jaggoffs
d. Humanoid-shaped fecal remnants
e. All of the above...and IN MY GODDAMNED WAY!!!!!
Choosing the correct answer gives you the right to Piss Off
Hugh Janus Expert Motirist lost his:
Mind
Soul
Penis
In a car crash
Dickless and clueless
He envies the healthy and fit
Road raging his life away
Hating himself with self-pleasure
That is all well and good, but "is it safe"?
Ayy, Huge Anus: Your quiz sucks...and if I'm "in your way", trying sucking off that last sailor 5 minutes sooner. "Expert motorist" has about as much sizzle as "anal wart inspector".
He blew his mind out in a car.
He didn't notice that the light had changed.
Nothing about any sailors.
I just like saying Mike Hunt.
Nice Post.,
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