Tuesday, February 3, 2015

There's no "I" in "transit." Oh, wait, yes there is.



(A reader's fortune. )

Ready for a brain teaser?


Sure you are.  So put on your thinking helments, because here goes:


Let’s say you tie a string to a bike pedal and pull straight back, as Dr. Hart is about to do in the photo below. Which way will the bicycle go?

Easy!  Back to 1995, from whence it came.

Incidentally, those old Super Vs were ahead of their time, because they make fantastic gravel bikes:


And yes, gravel bikes can have aerobars, because people totally use them in that Dirty Kwanzaa 200 race:


Okay, so now that your brains are all warmed up, the government would like to have a "conversation" with you:


WASHINGTON — Hoping to start a national conversation about future transportation needs, the Obama administration released a report Monday that identifies key population, environmental, cultural and technology trends expected to shape the way Americans get from one place to another over the next 30 years.

Of course, there's an easy answer for pretty much every transit issue facing America today, and it's "build more goddamn trains."  Unfortunately, that's not how we do it here in Canada's love handles, which are becoming more corpulent by the day:

By then the U.S. population will grow by 70 million, the equivalent of adding another Texas, Florida and New York. Much of this increase will be in cities in the South and West.

As horrifying as the idea of duplicates of any of those states may be, population growth is probably a non-issue in the long run, since morons who won't vaccinate their kids will help cull the numbers significantly in the coming years.

They also want to talk about the millennials and their strange inclination to ride bikes:

At the same time, the nation's 73 million millennials, the first generation to grow up with the Internet, will become an important economic engine. So far, they are driving less than their Generation X predecessors and many are gravitating to cities where they can bike, walk and take public transit to work or school.

Don't worry, if millennials do in fact manage to become an important economic engine, they'll all leave the cities and buy houses and cars just like they're supposed to do.  If they're lucky, maybe they can even afford to drive an electric BMW, which is apparently the "Perfect Cyclist's Car:"


I love fresh air. I love the open road, and any way of getting around that doesn’t require fossil fuel. I live in Seattle. I recycle. I ride bikes, a lot. And I was interested in an EV. But the Tesla phenomena doesn’t appeal to me. The Model S is big for the city and it’s expensive—$70,000, minimum.

Might I recommend a sailboat?

Then along comes the BMW i3, a funky little battery electric that promises 81 miles of range, or up to 150 when you spring for the gas-powered range extender that charges up the battery. It starts at a comparatively (remember, we’re talking electrics here) affordable $41,350. And I want in.

Of course you do.  It's a gadget and this is "Wired."  But what does the car have to do with bikes?

The first thing I noted is that driving the i3 feels not unlike biking. I was behind the wheel of a $47,000 i3 in “andesite silver” and equipped with the least expensive “Mega World” trim package (above that are “Giga World” and “Tera World”), which includes heated seats. I was commuting without fossil fuels and breathing easier. I didn’t stop at gas stations. No fuel smell or internal combustion racket.

Yep, sounds just like riding a bike, assuming the bike you're riding is this:


So what's it actually like to own one of these electric BMWs?  Where do you charge it?  How long does it take?  Well, the story doesn't say.  All it says is that "you have to stay engaged with it at all times," which is true of all cars--not that anybody does, but that's another story.

Okay, sure, the BMW i3 looks pretty nifty, and it's nice to see electric cars are getting a bit closer to becoming mainstream, but I don't see how this is the "Perfect Cyclist's Car" in any way.  If anything it's the opposite.  Firstly, the article says it's "made specifically for an urban environment," but what self-respecting livable streets smuggie is going to buy an electric BMW to get around the city instead of just taking the Dutch bike to Whole Foods?  Try telling this guy the BMW i3 is the "Perfect Cyclist's Car" and see how far you get:


("There is no such thing as a 'Perfect Cyclist's Car' inasmuch as a car is not a bike.  In fact, much like my own car, it does not exist.  Ipso facto, qu'est-ce que c'est."--David Byrne)

Secondly, the BMW i3 is also not going to appeal to the stretchy-clothes set, since a small car with an 80-mile range is far from ideal for those big out-of-town riding weekends (the reviewer's one "rails-to-trails ride 45 miles away" notwithstanding).

I mean come on, everybody knows that this is the perfect cyclist's car:


What bike dork has not dreamed of owning a Sprinter at one time or another?  Just check out this roadie dream mobile and tell me you don't want it:


Room for all your riding buddies, plenty of room to change inside, and it's got a goddamn café in it for chrissakes!


Just think of how many roadies you could abduct and hold for ransom if you had a van like this:


("Want some espresso little Fred?)

Hey, if there was a show called "Fred My Ride" I'd watch it.
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Speaking of Freds, here's why you don't overlap wheels:



Behold the moment of tire contact:


I bet that never would have happened if only he had some $2,900 wheels that "tracked accurately."

And here's why you shouldn't salmon:



Note that after taking out the Cat 6 the salmon escapes on the sidewalk:


Now that's how it's done.

Lastly, if you're in the Raleigh Durham area, a husband and wife team aim to make cycling immeasurably better for you--just as soon as you buy them some bikes:



My wife and I need Bicycles so we can make a photo journal of all the great greenways in Raleigh NC. This will help the biking community, local bike shops, and help inspire people to enjoy the city of Raleigh!

Yes, the "biking community" could use more help from people who don't even own bicycles.  This is like David Byrne launching a Kickstarter for a Hyundai so he can help out the AAA.

I couldn't think of more worthy recipients.

125 comments:

cervicalgia said...

couldn't resist - first! that never happens. now I will read.

cervicalgia said...

OK, now read it. What a great service, snobbie - 2 PSAs today: vaccinate your (18) children and don't overlap wheels! A veritable public health bonanza, I tell you!

P. Phil said...

Damn straight you get 6 more weeks.

You drag me out of my hole before dawn next year and ima gonna take your ear clean off.

Anonymous said...

Fundament

Anonymous said...

That Can-O-Wale's gonna' move forward in the puzzle. Then it's gonna' slide past the table, fall over, and eat the scientist.
Shoulda' got the carbon one....(remember the "Raven"?)

Stand Back I’m Going To Try Science! said...

"That Can-O-Wale's gonna' move forward in the puzzle."

Well, if the bike it is geared low enough (plus is heavy enough, the coefficient between the rear tire and the waxed wood floor is high enough, and, if he keeps the string horizontal) yes the bike will move forward for up to 1/4 of a pedal turn.

But I think the point of this puzzle is the effect of gearing. If the chain ring (in front) is twice as big as the sprocket (in back) the force the tire can generate on the floor to move the bike forward will be 1/2 the force the string is pulling back, so the bike moves backwards.

The more the pedal crank rotates to horizontal, the more the bike moves backwards.

If the gear ratio

JLRB said...

Top early feeding duties

Anonymous said...

I'm not a robot. And top 10

Stand Back I’m Going To Try Science! said...

Also, if the bike is not leaning enough against the table, it may rotate away from the table, because the force on the string is offset from the bike's center of mass.

Anonymous said...

New baby getting you out of bed early, Snob?

David Bosch said...

"from whence it came" should read, "whence it came".

Anonymous said...

Oh shut up with the science and the unsolicited editing

You Can't Shut Up Science. said...

Correction, the force the tire generates on the floor it is less than the force in the string, but not half. It is less than half. Forgot to consider the gain ratio.

Anonymous said...

"Oh shut up with the science...

Gov. Christie! Is that you?

Anonymous said...

14 people before me? When did the line start - 4am? Is this the line for the new iphone?

cycle

choinst said...

I was just riding down the bike path fiddling with my video camera and listening to music and following another rider very closely and
......

......

......

What happened? Why am I on the ground?

Golf clap.

Anonymous said...

An electric fat bike (two of your favorite things combined) got over $1M on Indiegogo in its first two days. What a world to be bringing your 18 children into...

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/storm-electric-bike

Bryan said...

A few thoughts:
Wheel overlap is bad, m'kay. And you shouldn't do it.

Two people did a similar thing in a large group I ride with occasionally but weren't as fortunate as those in your video. One of them ate the road face first and passed later that night in the ICU. Yes, he was wearing a helment.

The price on that beamer isn't all that bad considering the price of a prius...oh wait, you can go more than 81 miles in a prius, and while you may be smug you aren't an automatic douche. You can buy a Ford Focus Electric for 30k. The Chevy Spark is 28k. The Fiat E is 33k (and small...which apparently is douche boys point?) The list goes on. My point is, for a car that gets around 80 miles, you can spend a lot less than that BMW costs, and the Tesla goes over 250 miles per charge. So I stand by my assessment that that dude is just a dbag who likes to brag on his BMW.

That NC couple...will the husband let me sleep with his wife? Cause then maybe I would pay them a few clams.

Grump said...

The Fred crash on the bike path could have been shortened to just the "money shot". You could have skipped the "crotch shot", when he pointed the camera down, and the "ass shot" at the end.

commie said...

My wife and I need Ferraris so we can make a photo journal of all the great highways in Raleigh NC. This will help the douche community, local douche shops, and help inspire people to enjoy the city of Raleigh, as douches!

commie said...

Oh shut up with the science and the unsolicited editing

Prime Minster Stephen Harper reads BSNYC?

Yeah, fuck you science, you caused global climate change and vaccines.

dop said...

I think the naked lady n the recumbent bike is pretty.

P. Bateman said...

dang early bird got all the podi-yums.

i'll guess i'll just have to go GET SOME worms elsewhere.

PotbellyJoe said...

I can buy a new Electric Ford Focus for $30k, after tax credits and such the cost dips to the teens. Why don't I own one? Because it's cheaper and less of a hassle to hold on to my aging hatchback that I finally finished buying from the bank 4 years ago.

If history teaches us nothing else, it will be that Baby Boomers and Gen Xers were as bad at maths as Millenials are at musics.

The US consumer culture is so pro-car they can't even fathom the reasons why people choose to bike instead of driving one. "What do you mean you don't drive to work?" They ask obnoxiously. "So you ride your bike to save money? Or the environment? Because your crippling Student Loan debt that we convinced you to take on has made it impossible to buy a car and house? Is that it?"

Ugh...

Never once do they actually step back and look at the misery their commute has foisted upon their lives, from soul-sucking commuter cars lined up bumper to bumper down roads that would be fun to drive if it weren't for all of the beige automatons that are in the way. I ride my bike to work because it means I'm not having to hear a DJ on his 7th 5-hour Energy blasting out an auto-tuned nightmare of a song while explaining why I should care that a magazine published Kim Kardashian's butt on their cover.

I don't care.

Damn your marketing, damn your suggestions, damn your crippling debt. I want to make my own decisions that make me happy and one of those is me riding my STEEL commuter bicycle the 18 miles in to work... where I have a job in marketing trying to convince all of you to buy stuff that you don't need at a product cycle that is more frequent than it should be so that i can collect a paycheck.

Damn me. I suck.

Freddy Murcks said...

Wow, you people are up early this morning. As for myself, I was too busy laying in bed reminiscing about the Dirty Kwanza hot carl that I got this year. That's how I know that my baby loves me.

Anonymous said...

I hear ya about the vaccine thing.

It sure is frustrating when there's consensus in the scientific community about the consequences in the future, and especially for the children. It's clearly a foolish course of action that will lead to us all being a little bit less safe.

So whenever any of my friends starts railing about those people that won't vaccinate, I remind them of some other things the scientific community has consensus about, like our extravagant per-capita energy expenditures, and the fact that it's going to lead to the certain extinction of most of the planet's species.

We're going Amish tomorrow, right? Because science?

Mike O. said...

Gawd, Raleigh-Durham gets a mention here and it's for those 2 clueless dolts. We've got a decent area for cycling and you can ride pretty much year round. Those two need to visit the Durham Bike Co-op where they can get a bike for the price of membership plus $20 AND they can learn how to fix it, http://www.durhambikecoop.org/index.shtml

Mike O.
Durham, NC

And in a previous lifetime,
Can Carriers
Prometheus Courier Service
NYC

Freddy Murcks said...

I was reading some of the comments about that brain teaser* over there at the New Dork Times. Man alive! It's a heady mix of fredliness and mental masturbation. It's not for the faint of Hart.

*http://wordplay.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/02/02/hart/

Anonymous said...

If you are going to use a chest mounted camera, then never, ever post your videos for anyone, lest they feel they have become one of those headless monsters with a face between their tits.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Looked at a BMW I3. Cute as can be. A styling triumph, but an engineering failure.

BMW employs a proprietary plug, so you can not use the public charging stations starting to pop up here and there.

Range is calculated under perfect conditions. Weather, traffic and terrain can affect it greatly and adversely.

If you want to go out of town for the weekend, you drive your I3 to the BMW dealership, and they provide you with a traditionally-engined loaner.

In addition to the cost of the car, don't forget to add in the considerable expense of installing charging stations at home and work.

I wanted this car to be a success, but the demographic slice for which it actually works is quite narrow.

BamaPhred said...

Snob is up early on his usual Tuesday-It's-Nunyayerfuckinbidnessistan-Bidness.
Seriously Nunyayerfuckinbidnessistan is actually in my iPad autokerrect. Just like autokerrect is.
Enjoyed, I got nothing.

ChamoisJuice said...

Congrats on your new baby.
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
He's married. With kids.

I have girlfriend, holy shit! She's smart, good lookin', ginger, only five years younger than I am. I am considerably more satisfied than if I had purchased a three thousand dollar wheelset.

I am going to share the exchange that made her fall for me. We had gone out for drinks once at this point, but was kinda blowing me off for a second date.

Hypothetically speaking, when we get married, what percent of the house do you want to be the sex dungeon?

You're crazy, I knew it
That's cool but I don't really have time to hang right now, as intriguing as all this sounds!

Only a little bit :/
The fun kind!
I forget who said this about dating over thirty: smart, sexy, sane. You can have two.

And that's when she started blowing up my phone, asking me out. Been inseparable ever since.

Pretty sure I'm gonna try to knock this one up.

She rides a specialized Allez with a triple. Gotta do something about that.

Wilbur Wright said...

"It's a heady mix of fredliness and mental masturbation."

Mental masturbation is no more harmful than any other type. Depending on what is being though about it the mental type can (repeat can) be useful. We would not have bicycles if someone hadn't thought about it for a while. We would not have airplanes if some farm boys in Ohio hadn't spent hours lying on their backs watching hawks soar and wondering how they did it.

"Fredliness", I don't know about.

CJ's Mom said...

Need I remind you that CJ has never so much as kissed a girl (aside from me, of course), he lives in the basement, he has no friends, and I am not sure that he even knows what a bike is. You can't deny, however, that he has a RICH fantasy life.

I am sorry that he is back again. I keep taking his computer from him, but he somehow manages to get it back. Apparently I am going to have to buy some stronger ropes.

ChamoisJuice said...

Lol. After we had wild fire crotch crazy person sex for the first time, I said,
"Can't wait to tell my mom! She will be so excited!"

Tinder > Strava.

CommieCanuck said...

geez..with a mom like that, no wonder he's such an asshole.

JB said...

If that couple is going to get matching long-travel hardtail mountain bikes (like in their photo) to ride on the asphalt recreational trail, I'll gladly contribute some $ if they get full-face helments.


"I love fresh air. I love the open road, and any way of getting around that doesn’t require fossil fuel."

Oh, you think? You're likely just burning the fossil fuels some where else.

In 2013, energy sources and percent share of total electricity generation were:
• Coal 39%
• Natural Gas 27%
• Nuclear 19%
• Hydropower 7%
• Other Renewable 6%
_____• Biomass 1.48%
_____• Geothermal 0.41%
_____• Solar 0.23%
_____• Wind 4.13%
• Petroleum 1%
• Other Gases < 1%

Spokey said...

Bryan @10:14

are you kidding? i'm not sure you can spend that much for a prius. oldest bro just got a prius v which is a bit more expensive than the regular one and roughly the comparable model to that bmw. he paid about 25K. his wife has a regular one 2 or 3 years old now that they paid 22K for.

last bmw that was worth buying was the '74 2002.

Flyover BC said...

Carbon and Character have a limited life span and are likely to fail catastrophically and without any warning. Once it's broken there's no easy fix.

DB said...

I have a Chevy Volt because I couldn't afford not to buy it.
$7500 federal tax credit, $1000 Illinois tax credit, $2000 General Motors incentive credit, $1000 dealer credit.
Costs 0.60/day in electricity, i don't care if gas is one dollar or five dollars, I top it off about three months.
Has a 4 cylinder Eco Boost engine when I run out of juice. Gets around good in the winter. Gets 25% better mileage in the summer.
Pretty cool car.

Flyover BC said...

Oh yeah. Electric cars need to be plugged in and the power plant probably uses coal (geological crabon) or natural gas (geological crabon farts). So, it is wrong to assume that electric cars don't use fossil fuels.

What a dumass

P. Bateman said...

@spokey 11:56

i take exception to your comment re: the '74 2002 as i was once the owner of the best bmw ever built, the e28 M5 from 1988.

i will assume this was just a minor lapse of memory and forgive you.

ChamoisJuice said...

I had a '90 e30 325is convertible. Bought it off a triathlete. He was typical tridork: crabon cervelo, di2 dura-ace, brought it to the shop anytime it made a noise or got a flat. He was the same way about his beemer: always at the bmw tuner shop, throwing money at it. Had Remus exhaust, super sprint stainless headers, cam, chip, binstein shocks, h&r springs, suspension techniques sway bars, staggered rims w sticky azenis tires. Even had a matching momo steering wheel and shift knob. Tridork spun it off the road on the snow and fucked up the rear bumper and qp. I bought it for $2500, and rallied the piss out of it on dirt roads with the top down and downhill bikes hanging out the side.

Totaled that sum bitch living out my Ari Vatanen fantisies.

Spokey said...

CJ

<g> 325?

worked with a guy who had an '86 325. one day we were fucking around and racing back from lunch. didn't beat him in my Z. beat him with the '79 510 wagon (maybe the last leaded gas mobiles).

dop said...

CJ-
Stevie Wonder can't see his friends because he's blind.

Wilbur Wright-
Mental masturbation will make you go blind in your third eye.

Spokey-
You are blind to the qualities of the '95 325i (aftef 150k miles we bartered it for yard work)

RB59 said...

Why would you possibly want to film your cycle computer for an entire ride? I thought filming what you can actually see from the saddle is pretty stupid and uninteresting. And then you crash your buddy and proudly post it on the internet? I was hoping the guy on the ground would suddenly jump up and unleash a can of whoop-ass on that dork.

CommieCanuck said...

Totaled that sum bitch living out my Ari Vatanen fantisies.

The ones were Ari picks you up and fondles you in the back seat?

David G said...

Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Spengler: Don't overlap the wheels.
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal!
Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

wishiwasmerckx said...

The mid-80's 3 series BMW's were solid performers. My wife and I had a matching pair. (I know, classic yuppie move.)

The problem was that the timing belt was rubber, not metal, and when it went (and it always went), it meant an engine rebuild because it took the valves with it, bending them and seizing the engine.

P.S. Captcha went all religious on me: "lovedoi lord." It's a message from
G-d!!!

CommieCanuck said...

Oh yeah. Electric cars need to be plugged in and the power plant probably uses coal (geological crabon) or natural gas (geological crabon farts). So, it is wrong to assume that electric cars don't use fossil fuels.

Like its wrong to assume that oil isn't refined with massive amounts of electricity. Besides, in the US, the fraction of electricity made with coal is 40% and dropping, and even at 40%, it's not coal from an Arabian country that funds people you blow y'all up. where I live, electricity is 50 nuclear, 50 hydro, but Fox News says too much water can drown. Also, fossils come from dinosaurs, which never existed.

Besides, what if we made the world a better place for no good reason?

Bryan said...

@Spokey...
Well shit, my bad! They have come down in price significantly from the last time I checked them out. Looks like the most expensive is their plug in at around 30k. That's awesome!

grog said...

Babe Alert. Thank you snobbers.

DB said...

Did Babs have another accident?
We've got to get her bubble wrap or a three-wheeler.

JB said...

CC, your point is valid re: fossil fuels. I think electric cars are very good. But I hate the ignorance of "electric = clean! Whee! Daisies! Puppies!"

Nikola Tesla said...

Chevy (drive it to the Levee) is bringing out a "Bolt" (not Volt, the close names are some kind of inside GM joke to confuse the public). Rumor has it it will have an all electric range of more than twice the I3. I think one can safely assume it will cost far less than a BMW too. Of course it won't have the BMW marque on it so no one in Brooklyn will want to be seen in one.

balls™ said...

My wife and I are going to create a photo journal of hookers and blow as soon as you buy us some.

My wife and I are going to create a photo journal of cruising the east coast in a large yacht, as soon as you buy us one.

My wife and I are going to create a photo journal of what it's like to spend the winter on the Mediterranean coast... You get the idea.

scranus

Freddy Murcks said...

JB - I agree with you to a point. Even the "cleanest" car is still an ecological disaster.

But I heard something interesting on the radio the other day about electric cars. With internal combustion engine cars, the tailpipe emissions of your car become dirtier the longer you drive it. In contrast, because electrical power generation and transmission is becoming cleaner and more efficient over time (equipment is upgraded, more and cleaner sources come online, etc.), an electric car actually becomes cleaner as it ages. It not perfect, but we shouldn't kill the good just because we can't have the perfect.

Anonymous said...

Er...you are supposed to change the timing belt. It's a service item!

McFly said...

Has anyone pointed the shapely terd/tird/tord/turd cutter in the extreme left of image #13?

Cuz' it is magnificent.

Anonymous said...

vsk said ...

A guy I know has a Volt and loves it. The folks I talk with once in a while with Volts are very happy with them. This particular guy lives in Suffolk County LI and has solar panels on his house. He is able to do the charging off grid.
I test drove an i3 for fun. I liked it but then again wasn't serious about the purchase.

V8 Mercedeses here cause fuckall as they say 'over there'.

Wish I still had the 6.9 liter SEL sedan. Those were the good old days.

vsk

Jackson Gilbert said...

While all of the nerds are focused on the backwards/forwards bike and the car that can only go a far as you can ride a forwards bike, I'll put my 3.5 years of math and science classes to the fortune cookie conundrum.

Various amounts of carbon are added to iron to create steel. This is called any alloy and it happens to virtually every pice of steel manufactured today.

I'm sorry to break it to you, but your smooth, handmade, retro, whatever, steel frame is really chock full of the dreaded carbon.

DB said...

Crosspalms:
Are you dug out?
Snowing again here, another 3-4 coming your way.

1904 Cadardi said...

You want proof of why you don't 'lap wheels? I'll show you the gnarly incision on my hip where the screws went in to hold it together. Learned that lesson the hard way. I was young and stupid and no one told me not to. I gently encourage people to not overlap now, usually by saying in a soothing voice "DON"T DO THAT OR I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK AT MY SCAR AGAIN!"


Jackson Gilbert, I wouldn't say "chock full of carbon", but definitely some. And not of the fibre variety.

bieks said...

Want an electric vehicle that feels like a bike?

Get an ebike.

PRO: You'll fly up those hills so fast you'll feel like Lance.

CON: So many other cyclists will hate you that you'll feel like Lance.



CommieCanuck said...

But I hate the ignorance of "electric = clean! Whee! Daisies! Puppies!"

Electrics are big with the hippie crowd right now, and what are hippies but people with good intentions and really bad ability to read, coupled with crap tastes in music and fashion.
The same hippies that drive electrics are the same ones that pressured the Democrats to shut down breeder reactor research in the 90s. Meanwhile, France is 100% nuclear, and has been for decades. German hippies shut down reactors after the Japanese earthquake (yes, it still makes no sense) and invested billions in solar, before they figured out they live in a northern country and thus now generate electric with gas. Wunderbar.
The latest Tesla p85D has more power than a Dodge Hellcat, which is causing huge mental strains and conflicts in rednecks. Luckily, both can still kill commie cyclists.

P. Bateman said...

@commieconuck - re: the tesla vs the hellcat - i hope you are referring to the drag video from jalopnik are you? clearly the driver of the hellcat would have done well to buy a prius.

i aint hating on the tesla, just saying the results from that particular encounter were less than scientfic.

also, where is the fun in having power if it dont make any noise?

i put a set of stainless Flowmasters on my legs just to scare the neighbors when i'm on my rides.

CommieCanuck said...


CON: So many other cyclists will hate you that you'll feel like Lance.

or Fabian Cancellara. His team laughed off rumors he was riding a powered bike in one of the classics, and RAI thought it was a joke, until someone showed the bike to RAI's cycling crew and they noted you could not tell it was electric, and it worked flawlessly.
But a bike racer cheating?, nahhh..crazy.

BamaPhred said...

BMW's, Prius's Volts? WTF? These are the same suburbarbarian death vehicles that are out trying to kill me everyday. Can't the mall wait for 5 seconds?
I roll a black 95 F150 palping 35" BFG KM2's, bored 5.0L, Detroit locker front and rear, 4:56 gears, and put 15 gallons of hi test in every 2-3 weeks. WEEKS
It's not street legal in NY state, but it is here.
So there.

CommieCanuck said...

yeah, sorry, I don't actually care if a Dodge is faster than a Tesla.

CommieCanuck said...

For some reason, we need cars that do zero to 60 in 2.8 seconds , to show our virility to women.
Ok, I may buy a Tesla P85D, but I'm not cutting my mullet. Party in the back (with Ari Vatanen).

Anonymous said...

yeah, sorry, I don't actually care if a Dodge is faster than a Tesla.

Then YTF did you mention it?

BamaPhred said...

Why yes, McFly, I did notice. Got that good build for power on the bottom end, can't tell about top end performance from the view, but I'm sure it's good.

Meanwhile, its a good 15-20 degrees warmer here than yesterday so it will be quite lovely for today's PM riding amusement. Finally got a pair....., of Knog Blinders. Awesome. Now the soccer moms and dads can see me before they runnameinnadeetch.

BamaPhred said...

Which happened Saturday, but I rode it out, no harm no foul I guess. Not that anyone stopped, not even to curse me for being in their way. Too big of a hurry to get to the sales at the malls, I suppose.

Anonymous said...

Crotch strenght training: http://youtu.be/ZK600iR8ncQ

Seems like good winter saddle training.

Sparrows Point said...

”…steel frame is really chock full of the dreaded carbon.”

The cheapest, weakest steel has 2.1% carbon by weight.
High strength steel, particularly chrom-moly and mang-moly alloys often used in bike frames have much less, down to 0.2%. And as noted above saying the carbon in steel is like that in carbon fiber is like saying the oxygen in water is the same as that in carbon dioxide. It is the same element that does not make water the same as carbon dioxide.

RayG said...

Not a salmon. Was riding on the footpath and crossing the road from one footpath to another. I wonder if the cyclist signalled he was turning left.

cuntley wiggins said...

Shirley the lesson from cyclegaz's video is for him to pay attention to UK Highway Code Rule 170

Spokey said...

wow all this car talk. you'd a thunk the c̶l̶a̶m̶p̶e̶t̶ tappet brothers were here. bet snobs regrets that bmw bit.

i think i'll go order a new chain for the bieksickle that i own

bieks said...

Oh well, riding on the footpath/sidewalk/pavement or whatever. Well, that's okay then. Tosser should've signaled. Deserves it.

dop said...

hippies are proof that cowboys fuck sheep.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i3 looks like a Pontiac Aztec. Perfect BMW for meth kingpins!

ChamoisJuice said...

OK, CommineCanuck I am about to lay some testosterone fueled knowledge on you...

Ari Vatanen is a heroic Finnish Rally car racer. Pikes Pike, Paris Dakar, dood could get a car sideways. He nearly died in a firey inferno car crash, and came back to set pike peak record first race back.

Rally cars do not have back seats. :/

Ari Vatanen is to Rally and Finland as Eddie Merckx is to pedal bikes and Beligium. Actually, that is a very poor analogy.... there are many masculine Finnish rally drivers, only one Belgian champ... Hmm, I will say that being able to talk about Ari Vatanen helps you get in the pants of Finnish ladies in the same way that talking about Merckx melts Belgian panties.

I am totally confident enough in my sexuality to say that I would totally suck his D, just to get a taste of the recipe that makes him so bad ass.

French film with classical soundtrack, may be suitably effeminate to appeal to leg shavers

8====D ~ ~ ~ (oYo)

Grant Boydell said...

I'm sure the wife, being an independent potential cyclist, can make up her own mind about accepting your clams.

Donna Madonna Rosanna Dana said...

I have heard through the 'uber-douche' single-speed no automobile universe people' that when David Byrne's gig is up at the Letterperson Show he'll be hired on by Snob as Vito's dietician/life direction councilor. Nice work if you can get it.

PS - IT IS MY PERSONAL OPINION THAT SNOB IS AN ANTIROBOTITE. I BELIEVE THAT THIS HATRED STEMS FROM SNOBS UNSUCCESSFUL YOUTHFUL TRYST WITH AN EIGHT HANDED MADONNA IMPERSONATOR ROBOT.

Ohanjay Ruyneelbay said...

Lance's galpal just found out he was not only faking all his orgazims but that he also might have used pseudoephedrine Suda Fed back in 2002 ...

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/police-lance-armstrong-hit-parked-cars-blamed-girlfriend-182626798--spt.html

CJ's Mom said...

What did I tell ya? Active fantasy life. I don't even know where he gets this shit. But for this, that little fuckface is going to have to massage mu bunions twice tonight.

hoot79er said...

Velo dude actually said "expresso".

Grant Boydell said...

I'm sure the wife, being an independent potential cyclist, can make up her own mind about accepting your clams.

Anonymous said...

If I wasn't such a selfish cycling fuck I guess I would buy a tiny electric car instead of one with a trunk that can hold a bike and has room for my 2 kids in their car seats so I drive to gravel road races in desolate parts of America. How come there isn't a kickstarter for someone like me?

Old-timer said...

I HATE cars…right up until the time I need to use one for something. Then I don’t hate them. I kinda forget that I hate them. Uh, right up until the time I’m back riding my bike. Then, I HATE cars again! Is it tomorrow yet?

Anonymous said...

Ok. So Lance Ass Strong has shown himself to be a putz again. But why does the news have to show him in a helmet. Why not post his mugshot or DMV photo. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/cops-lance-armstrong-hit-parked-cars-blamed-girlfriend-article-1.2101809

BamaPhred said...

Warming up for the sprint

BamaPhred said...

Putting on my sprinting wheels

BamaPhred said...

That the bank owns

BamaPhred said...

Not liking the looks of this
No Dop or Spokey
Babs is either in hospital or ignoring us
Others waiting to grab podium with bike toss

ken e. said...

(tuneless whistling)

BamaPhred said...

Working

ken e. said...

shameless plug for two great bands out of toronto, metz and p.s.: i love you, who were in town last week.

FCKN RCKD

BamaPhred said...

Podium

BamaPhred said...

Blows kisses to admiring crowd and says:
What the hell was that pizza selecting picture captcha all about?

BamaPhred said...

My favorite recent car story
Douche Mobile.

dop said...

congrats on your century

Anonymous said...

uhh, those electric cars are being sold to satisfy California's alternative fuel vehicle mandate.

CNG. electric, hybrid, even hydrogen are being produced to meet California's rules.

Some of them make great fleet vehicles, so Cali forcing automaker's to produce something is a win.

Anonymous said...

Seems like lance is really embracing his weasel-ness.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/03/lance-armstrong-girlfriend_n_6606278.html

babble on said...

I don't have a problem with vaccines. Both of my boys have had all their jabs. I do have a problem with the flu vaccine being rammed down everybody's throat, and for good reason. But haters gonna hate and I won't get into it here. Suffice to say that the guy who used to be top doc in Ontario has come round to this way of thinking, and now says that only those who are already compromised should get a flu vaccine.

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(1)If you want your ex back.
(2) if you always have bad dreams.
(3)You want to be promoted in your office.
(4)You want women/men to run after you.
(5)If you want a child.
(6)[You want to be rich.
(7)You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
(8)If you need financial assistance.
(9)Herbal care
10)Help bringing people out of prison
(11)Marriage Spells
(12)Miracle Spells
(13)Beauty Spells
(14)PROPHECY CHARM
(15)Attraction Spells
(16)Evil Eye Spells
(17)Kissing Spell
(18)Remove Sickness Spells
(19)ELECTION WINNING SPELLS
(20)SUCCESS IN EXAMS SPELLS
(21) Charm to get who to love you.
(22)Business spell.
Contact him today on:
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Ryan Kelley said...

I wish that we could post pictures here. I have a picture of a big boat with guns that says; boats don't suck. They are rad. I am going to send a submarine your way Bike Snob NYC with a team of Navy Seals that peal out of the sub at night and enter on the coastline, silently creep up on you and yell "Surprise: boats are modern thrills that can navigate scary oceans."

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Douglas Carnall said...

Don't really like your "salmoning" terminology,* but anyway, that's no salmon, that's a pavement cyclist who was following the pedestrian line through a classic British signalised junction with central refuge. The crash is highly illustrative of why pavement cycling is more dangerous than using the road, as should be the norm.

*Such "salmon" cyclists are often expressing pent-up demand for two-way travel on all routes; as a conscious political act of resistance to a one-way system, you might call it cycle voodoo: http://web.archive.org/web/20081121083617/http://uo.twenteenthcentury.com/index.php/CycleVoodoo

Jenet John said...

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DR paul said...

i am Myers by name. Greetings to every one that is reading this testimony. I have been rejected by my husband after three(3) years of marriage just because another woman had a spell on him and he left me and the kid to suffer. one day when i was reading through the web, i saw a post on how this spell caster on this address salvationlovespell@gmail.com , have help a woman to get back her husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a woman had a spell on my husband and he told me that he will help me and after 2 days that i will have my husband back. i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back. because i am now happy with my husband. Thanks for Dr.paul . His email:salvationlovespell@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

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Emiliano said...

I was crushed when my lover of three years left to be with another woman. I
cried and sobbed every day, until it got so bad that I reached out to the
Internet for help.And i saw a testimony of a spell caster who help a girl
called michelle and i said let me give it a try so i contact him for help
and he cast a love spell for me which i use in getting my lover back and now
i am a happy woman.For what you have done for me,i will not stop to share
your goodness to people out there for the good work you are doing.I hope
God blesses you as much as you have help me to get my Love back,visit him
on wisdomspelltemple1@gmail.com is the only answer to your problems
EMILIANO BABARAH_USA

Lee marie said...

Hello Friends My Name is Deana From NC I am 42 years
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Mecry said...


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Jasmine Kapa said...

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Rizzo Brian said...

WONDERS NEVER END!!WONDERS NEVER END
My Name is Allan Peek.I will love to share my testimony to all the people in the forum because i never thought i will have my girlfriend back and she means so much to me..The girl i want to get marry to left me 4 weeks to our wedding for another man..,When i called her she never picked my calls,She deleted me on her Facebook and she changed her Facebook status from engage to Single…when i went to her place of work she told her boss she never want to see me..I lost my job as a result of this cos i cant get myself anymore,my life was upside down and everything did not go smooth with my life…I tried all i could do to have her back to all did not work out until i met a Man when i Travel to Germany to execute some business have been developing some years back..I told him my problem and all have passed through in getting her back and how i lost my job…he told me he gonna help me…i don’t believe that in the first place.but he swore he will help me out and he told me the reason why my girlfriend left me and also told me some hidden secrets.i was amazed when i heard that from him..he said he will cast a spell for me and i will see the results in the next couple of days..then i travel back to Germany the following day and i called him when i got home and he said he’s busy casting those spells and he has bought all the materials needed for the spells,he said am gonna see positive results in the next 2 days that is Thursday.My girlfriend called me at exactly 12:42pm on Thursday and apologies for all she had done ..she said,she never knew what she’s doing and her sudden behavior was not intentional and she promised not to do that again.it was like am dreaming when i heard that from her and when we ended the call,i called the man and told him my my girl friend called and he said i haven’t seen anything yet… he said i will also get my job back in 3 days time..and when its Sunday,they called me at my place of work that i should resume work on Monday and they gonna compensate me for the time limit i have spent at home without working..My life is back into shape,i have my girlfriend back and we are happily married now with a baby boy and i have my job back too.This man is really powerful..if we have up to 20 people like him in the world,the world would have been a better place..he has also helped many of my friends to solve many problems and they are all happy now..Am posting this to the forum for anybody that is interested in meeting the man for help.you can reach him on
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Sarah Gomez said...

Resolve Your Marriage Issues With The Help Of (Ayelala7demons@gmail.com)..

GREETINGS everyone.. My name is Sarah Gomez FROM CANADA i will never forget the help Prophet Ayelala rendered to me in my marital life. i have been married for 5 years now and my husband and i love each other very dearly . after 3 years of our marriage my husband suddenly change he was having an affair with a lady outside,i notice it then i was praying for divine intervention the thing became more serious i told my pastor about it we prayed but nothing happen. my husband just came home one day he pick up his things and left me and the kids to his mistress outside at this time i was confuse not knowing what to do again because i have lost my husband and my marriage too. i was searching for help in the internet, i saw many people sharing testimony on how Prophet Ayelala help them out with their marital problems so i contacted the email of Prophet Ayelala i told him my problem and i was told to be calm that i have come to the right place were i can get back my husband within the next 24hours. He told me what went wrong with my husband and how it happen.that they will restored my marriage. to my greatest surprise my husband came to my office begging me on his knees that i should find a place in my heart to forgive him,that he will never cheat on me again. i quickly ask him up that i have forgiven him.friends your case is not too hard why don't you give Prophet Ayelala a try they work surprises because i know they will help you to fix your relationship with your ex partner. i thank god for using Prophet Ayelala to save my marriage. Contact him via Email: ( Ayelala7demons@gmail.com ) Or Reach him on whats-app: +2347031894318

Bob Odia said...

I am Bob Odia i want to say a big thanks to Pa Oba who brought back my wife after she divorced me two years ago, i love this woman so much because she is the mother of my kids and i love her so much, but I never knew what came over her that made her thinks that i was cheating on her, so she asked for divorce, but i want to give a big appreciations to the great Pa Oba who brought her back to my life, and now myself and my wife and kids are living happily like never before, so i want you people to thank Pa Oba for helping me.
If you are have any problem and you are confused and you do not know what to do, just try Pa Oba and contact him on obastarspell@gmail.com or visit http://obastarspell.webs.com for more info he can help you out of that your problems.

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone i am so happy to share my testimony on how i was able to get back my husband around June 2015 with the help of Pa Oba website: http://obastarspell.webs.com. My husband left me and my kid for over Eight Months and went on with another lady and i was unable to move on with my life because of the love i have for him, On one faithful day i saw a testimony on the internet on how Dr. Inusa help someone with love spell and so many other testimonies, so i never believe it but just have to try my faith which i did and i contacted him through his website and he told me what i need to do and after 2days i received a call from my husband asking for forgiveness to come back to him, it was all like a dream to me, i am so happy now as we are back together again thanks to Pa Oba and i will advice anyone in need of help to contact him via obastarspell@gmail.com or visit his website http://obastarspell.webs.com, You can also Call Pa Oba on +2340769722197.

Shannon Smith said...

After being in relationship with George for five years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that don't believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I meant a spell caster called DR Mako and I email him, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 6pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: Makospelltemple@yahoo.com or call him :+2348108737816.