Friday, December 19, 2014

The Last Post Of 2014 Of Any Kind (And BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz)!

So this is it, I'm shutting down the presses until Monday, January 5th, Two Thousand and Freaking Fifteen, at which point I will resume regular updates:


"Wow, I can't believe it's almost 2015," he sighed wistfully.

If you'd have told me 25 or 30 years ago that by 2015 we would not be living on Mars, or traveling in flying cars, or vacationing in a democratic North Korea, I'd have been profoundly disappointed.

Indeed I'm still profoundly disappointed.

And if you'd have told me I'd be a semi-professional bike blogger when I grow up, I'd have saved myself a bunch of time by dropping out of grade school and getting a head start on the path to loserdom.

Actually, come to think of it, I did get a heard start on the path to loserdom:


(1980-something.  Note analog cigarette and mechanical Swatch.)

So if anything I should congratulate myself on my foresight.

Meanwhile, if you're looking for last-minute gift ideas, why not support your favorite bike bloggers?  I know Stevil at All Hall the Black Market is usually hawking something in his store:


So is Alps & Andes, formerly Cycling Inquisition, who also has a store:


Then you got Fat Cyclist, who in addition to jerseys and stuff also has a new book out:


But most importantly, you got me, and my multifaceted whoring now includes coffee:


And hats for every taste:


And a go-fast shirt:


And three--count 'em, three--books:



(Available pretty much wherever books are sold.)

Amazing.  If you had told me 25 or 30 years ago that I'd be on the Internet selling hats, I'd have said: A) "What the fuck is an Internet?," and 2) "Why would I put a hat over this luxurious non-thinning mane of partially-bleached hair?"

And if by some miracle none of the above stuff appeals to you, then buy something from one of the fabulous companies who generously sponsor this blog.  Brooks!  Knog!  Rivendell!  WorkCycles!  State!  Walz!  Classic Cycle!  You're telling me that between all these fine purveyors of bike stuff and all these fine curators of bike blogs you're going to buy your presents at freaking Target?!?

Frankly, I'm disgusted.

Then again, that Kent road bike is pretty sweet, so maybe I spoke too soon:


And now, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If your'e right then good, and if you're wrong then you'll see Fred "Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" speed on the flats.

Thanks very much for reading, ride safe, and have a joyous and bountiful pagan-based-gift-giving-and-arbitrary-turning-over-of-the-Gregorian-calendar celebratory season.

See you back here on Monday, January 5th, 2015.

(Unless we've all colonized space by then and we're waiting for our Internet to get hooked up.)

Appreciatively,


--Wildcat Rock Machine








1) This Fred fell while:

--Riding rollers
--Attempting to trackstand
--Taking a "selfie"
--Attempting to pleasure himself while riding





(Nothing worse than when your dick breaks drag.)

2) Which is more aero: disc brakes, or rim brakes?

--Disc brakes
--Rim brakes
--Both are equally aero
--Neither are particlarly omgwhogivesashitfallingasleepasitypeZZZzzzzzzz.........






(Orville and Wilbur Redenbacher)

3) Which of the following did the Wright Brothers not invent?

--The airplane
--The reverse-threaded left bicycle pedal
--The anatomic bicycle saddle
--The self-lubricating bicycle hub






4) Why is this woman nonplussed?

--Her husband is a Fred
--Her husband is a MAMIL
--Her husband is a mammal
--She's not nonplussed; that's just a British face in repose






("Thinking is sooo over...")

5) Thanks to a "collabo" between Strava and Volvo, now drivers can pay even less attention...and so can you!

--True
--False






6) In New Zealand, which cycling offense do the authorities consider most egregious?

--Riding without a helment
--Riding while naked
--Both are considered equally egregious
--Neither is considered particularly egregious





("My hat is missing a top."--Mauro Santambrogio)

7) The latest excuse for doping is:

--"I ate some bad clams"
--"I unwittingly used tainted chamois cream"
--"I was just trying to knock up my girlfriend"
--"Public restroom toilet water splash-back"




***Special Flashback-To-Last-January-Themed Bonus Video***

Remember this?



Never did get funded...who would have guessed?

248 comments:

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Anonymous said...

podium!!!!

Anonymous said...

podium again?!?!

Two claws said...

premier?

Anonymous said...

a sweeeeep!

Anonymous said...

vsk said ...

5


vsk

Anonymous said...

TOOP TEEN

Two claws said...

First podium anyhow

Anonymous said...

No snob until next year. Will have to talk to the family. Grump.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

In with the leaders.

DRBfish said...

What

Anonymous said...

Top tenish?

3G said...

Top Ten. WITH BONER!

3G said...

Dammit..12th. Boner fades

dop said...

Snatch.

dop said...

Little Boy: When I grow up, I want to be a bike blogger.

Semi-Professional Bike Blogger: You can't do both

Flyover BC said...

I've never tasted a hat, but I assume it be salty, not counting the one the cat pissed on.

Anyway, salty is taste I try to avoid, for my blood pressure and all.
But really, beans need salt, not that I'd wring-out my hat to flavor them.

But, I digress.

Happy Shalannukwanamas

dop said...

Scranus





reCAPTCHA says, 'mytit' back at me

Wright Brothers said...

We also invented the wind tunnel.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Nice. Perfect quiz skore to round out the year. Almost picked bad clams.

Great year of blogs Wildcat. Thanks.

Don't burn your house down with that multiple candlestick thingy.

Got the books and a couple hats. Also supporting the supporters. Your welcome.

Robot Scan:
Intelligence, Artificial.....None Detected
Intelligence, Biologic.....None Detected
Other.....None Detected

Shameless Self Promotion: New Handlebar Porn!

Anonymous said...

Volvo should place the SpeedUpBag on the hoods of their cars and trucks - it would look smashing!

Also recommend the Volvo helment to anyone you loath.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy the end of year off-fucking
BamaPhred

shining trapezoid said...

Nice fuckin' Corrosion shirt!

McFly said...

CoC...

McFly said...

Saw the news today...some DC suit tried to break away.....said he lost another million...

bieks said...

You found internets! It's a Festivus miracle!

Anonymous said...

details-the kent DENALI!!!!

This pro bike in a striking black-and-yellow color is great for serious bikers.

==cyclists???

A quick-release front wheel makes it easy to load this bike into a smaller vehicle for trips, and the adjustable seat allows for easy height adjustments.

==in case you shrink





Gear Speeds: 16

==2x7 freewheel = 16?





Seat Material: Vinyl

==classy!


Brake System: Disc

==NOT



Rear Brake System: Caliper



Bicycle Chain Material: Aluminum

==wait - WHAT ~!!!!!!





Tire Width: 2"

==good mt bike width




Care and Cleaning: Wipe Clean With a Damp Cloth

==YES



Weight: 32.0 Lb.

==a FLYER



Bike Type: BSPOC!!!!!

wle

Bike-shaped piece of CRAP! said...

Derp

Gravity said...

"Weight: 32.0 Lb.
==a FLYER"


Downhill it would be.

BikeSnobNYC said...

bieks,

Thank Father Festivus (Frank Costanza) for liberries...

--Wildcat Rock Machine

leroy said...

This holiday season, my dog wanted to be the first to wish everyone Happy Valentine's Day!

As usual, I have no idea what he's up to.

Ride safe all.

JB said...

I've selected some dandy features of this Kent bikecycle:
Seat Features: Adjustable Seat Height --#blessed
Brake System: Disc --Hip!
Rear Brake System: Caliper --???
Tire Width: 2" --Gravel grinder?
Weight: 32.0 Lb. --oooff

Spokey said...

now I'm really deepressed.

last quiz and i got a fucking D- (71.428). way to go out in style spokey

JB said...

I wasn't the first with my comment idea, but I spent all that time on formatting.

Snobby, I had very similar long-in-front hair in the mid-80s (skating and listening to Agent Orange). I didn't have balls to bleach part of it, though I wanted to. Congrats on the nuts.

Anonymous said...

Merry whatever snob. Thanks for the words and the laughs and for giving me a break from this Fredly industry I love. Looking forward to maybe finally purchase your last book.

Jennie Price said...

I'm kind of fond of the big black thing with the tapered tip.

DB said...

Thank you for entertaining us another year. I look forward to your posts and the comments everyday.
I hope Santa or the Jewish equivalent brings you the Wal-Mart Fatty and you hook up the Fly6 to it for your victorious January return to posting.
BTW, what brand cigarette did you smoke?

bad boy of the north said...

thanks,wildcat,for making us laugh throughout the year.
to all...have a safe and happy!

Spokey said...

I guess i missed that kickstarter project. Don't remember it at all. buT i like the music.

JB said...

Snob,

I'm disappointed in no more posts this year (because I'm selfish), but thanks for the weekdaily* diversion. Go on lots of rides on your vacation and come back with plenty of piss and/or vinegar for 2015.

Peace, JB

*mostly

JLRB said...

Appreciatively back at you...

Happy safe Korean-friendly, Fred-ly new year to all

Ride Fat and report back

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness there's another female commentator making sexual innuendo!

Old-timer said...

What? Huh? You mean…BACK to Mars? I thought Mars had been identified as our Planet of origin? Go back, now? I’m so confused. That, and I don’t WANT to go back. I’m having such good time here, slowly rolling through ALL the California stop signs! Christmas? I’ve shopped! Got BSNYC, Brooks, Knog, and Rivendell. I should really get some stuff for someone else, too. Oh well. 2015! It’s going to be a good year! If I can just make it to there…

Hauser said...

Get your ass to Mars!

Anonymous said...

#5 is false. Bad reporting by Gizmodo, there is no "collabo" with Strava. The actual Volvo press release says:
"Using a popular smartphone app for bicyclists, like Strava, the cyclist’s position can be shared through the Volvo cloud to the car, and vice versa."

Strava is just used as an example of an app that could provide the rider's location.

Spokey said...

that does it. i'm quitting this blog until 5-jan. several times a day in fact. that is just as soon as i replace that bottle of scotch that the cat drank

CommieCanuck said...

So sad to hear about the Speed Up bag not get crowd funded by Crapstarter. Silly Europeans, if you want to crowd fund stupid ideas in America, it has to have Bluetooth, because people over here are just looking for an actual useful application of blueteeth.

CommieCanuck said...

Yeah, BACK to Mars...you don't remember when we as a cycling species decided to move to Earth for the lower hills? And we decided not to tell the stupid people because...


oh, I see.

DB said...

I'm thinking you may have smoked Ralieghs for the coupons on the pack, but Vantages were quite popular then as were Tarytons.
You weren't a Benson and Hedges guy, were you? YSL?

DB said...

Oh, Leroy:
Make that Valentine card up at Snapfish.
I'm good for 25.

Spokey said...

let the mutt do the cards. leroy will just screw it up

CommieCanuck said...

A Happy Festivus to all, I cannot tell you how badly you all have disappointed me again this year, which I plan to outline in the Airing of Grievances on December 23rd . Your only recourse is to excel in the feats of strength, which for cyclists is bending cooked linguini with one's bare hands. As always, I salivate at the idea of the Pepperidge Farm cake decorated with M&Ms.
I feel so depressed this time of year and distracted by all that tinsel. My Festivus Yarmulke is in place and ready for the holidays.
May thee Lorde fuck over each and every one of you. I meant that.

CommieCanuck said...

Benson and Hedges? you mean my pot dealers, Jimmy Benson and Bobby Hedges?

CommieCanuck said...

Just kidding, my dealers were Rob and Doug Ford, like every other 15-21 yr old in West Toronto.

crosspalms said...

Enjoy the holidays all! Ride and read safe, and I hope all your stockings are full of, um, whatever Babble and McFly recommend.

Peter G said...

Merry Chrismascranus to Snobbie and his happy band of followers, who have made my nightly commute a delight!

My Festivus pole is made of Columbus tubing, screw Alumninnium!

clyde said...

Merry Christmas! (I figure that is rather anti-establishment ... Relative to this blog)

Freddy Murcks said...

Re the Speedbag: If I want to look like a complete fucking retard, there are easier ways to do it. However, the Speedbag would be pretty effective in that regard.

Merry Kiss my Scranus, peeps.

Spokey said...

happy rabbit holy days to all.

screw the looks of the speedbag. I'm praying for an Air-Spear in my stocking. not only higher woo-hoo-hoo speeds but I can still use a Jog Mount+.

leroy's dog won't catch me with that cockpit

McFly said...

Do not so hastily write off the Speed Bag.....just put the tip in and see how it feels.

Anonymous said...

SantaScranus sees Little Jennie with her WeVibe
And the twins Holden and Pat Migroin arriving for the group ride.
High Holey Days indeed
BamaPhred

Anonymous said...

The Snob has been being a right busy cranky elf.
The Woo Hoo Speed jersey has shipped.
Right on time apparently
BSNYC delivers again
BamaPhred, Codeine Cough Syrup Edition.
What day is it?

Anonymous said...

And anyway, what cigs did y'all smoke up there? Benson&Hedges? Tareytons? Vantage? May as well huffed up Virginia Slims. Cmon, man, Malboros, Camels, Picayune, roll your own Bugler
BamaPhred, J.D. (juvenile delinquent) Esq.

Angry Beaver in Miramichi said...

Last post of the year! Holy Cannoli Dar Amos.

bieks said...

That Kent bike has one sexy black pie plate. Either that or it's a motor, which would make it's 32 lb weight amazing.

Roger Valdes said...

Corrosion of conformity!

Spokey said...

well ah started out pilfering mamas winston's in the 50s. after a few years moved on to pilfering the old man's camels (unfiltered of course). i think mama had stopped puffing and the old man went through about 3 cartons a week so he wasn't gonna miss a few. in high school i switched to those benson & hedges. The cool hard pack that was wider and thinner than a normal pack and I think kind of slid open or something. but eventually went back to those winstons. but first ah found climbing mtn trails was gettin harder and finally when ah figured it was hurtin mah petalling, ah finally quit after 50 years. but ah'll tell ya when science comes back and tells us those things are really good for us, ah'll be back.

Peter Lynch said...

All yes. A thousand different cigarette brands from a few different companies. Customers develop fierce loyalties for different brands despite the fact that the cigarettes as basically all the same.

Same thing with gasoline and mutual funds.

Peter Lynch said...

And beer. Although it is possible to make beer that tastes different, most of the beer sold in the US is basically the same. And more than 2/3 of it is made by 3 companies.

But guys fight over which brand is better.

McFly said...

I was a big fan of the marijuana cigarettes. Unfiltered. The one hitter with a brass bat.....that I drilled back a little deeper in the ol lathe.

Anonymous said...

OMG! How could I have forgotten Winstons, here in the land of NASCAR and the Alabama Gang. If it ain't the Winston Cup it ain't racing. Fuck it, never smoked 'em. Favorite joke
Couple after a tryst.
Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know, let me look.
Wwwwwaaaaaahhhhh!
Nothing like an ex smoker to throughly hate any and all smokers around him.
BamaPhred not responsible for my actions

Anonymous said...

Gracias snob.

ce said...

Right back at ya Snobbo [insert douche-clamation mark]. Thanks very much for writing, ride safe, and don't forget to don your Standards compliant sun hat at all times while outdoors (not one of those useless little cycling caps you're hawking). Remember, double demerit points apply for sun exposure offences over the holiday period.

David Pearce said...

Dear Snob & Fellow Slobbers,

Takin' an AWFUL LOT of vacations, ain't ya, Wildcat?!

And your not even a Christian!

Fine! Go join Obama in Hawaii, go to your fancy party's, stay out 'til all hours. See if I care.

Rent a floor in the Taj Mahal or the Revel in Atlantic City, I hear there are plenty of bookings!

I've got my meds from my shrink!! I don't need you OR your stupid blog to validate myself! Why stop at January 5th? Why not come back Feb. 2, or March 2?

Sheesh, sell a few pounds of coffee, they turn into some more of those one-percenters. Typical!

#OccupyBSNYC !!!

Spokey said...

that does it

i got a new bottle of scotch. got it high enough on the shelf so the damn cat can't get to it (I hope) so I leaving this bloog

Anonymous said...

Here's a guy selling his organs.

This link is probably get flagged, so if it doesn't work...

I'm sure Mr Pearce can get more for his.
BamaPhred, Hannibal Version.

Anonymous said...

Ok Spokey, I quit.
Gotta restock anyway.
BamaPhred

McFly said...

Come....she told me......on my rump or bumbum.

Spokey said...

well i'm back for a another action packed day of bloog leaving. but i'll hang around til happy hour this eve and see what body parts bama has to offer today.

no outside ridin for moi. cold nasty looking here in the hemorrhoids. looks like the first day of the alpaca lips rather than winter.

CommieCanuck said...

Come....she told me......on my rump or bumbum.

I brought these gifts for you, they're up in my bum...

Anonymous said...

Today I dressed in my best velo look, appalled the neighbors on my ride.
i compared Snob's adolescent photo to one of my own of the same age. Uugghh. 20 years prior to Snob, I suspect.
Hair high and tight, a plain unadorned white t shirt, cutoff blue jean shorts. Chuck Taylor's? T shirt and shorts so tight Liberace would have blushed.
It was summertime, so I had that going for me anyway.
BamaPhred

81 said...

81

Crapie Do 'em said...

Come... She told me... On my rump or bumbum... The lady sounds like a 'femme feceal'.

Jeb said...

Drinkin' all that Mountain Dew since she was knee high to a grasshopper has done and gone rotted all them teeth right out o' Mary Sue's head. Now from my thinking, that really sucks big time. In fact it sucks so much, I ain't got no need to go near her coal chute. Y'all take care an' no fightin' when them kin folk come over an' try to steal them beers you done hid behind the sofa.

David Pearce said...

December 20, 2014 at 9:21 PM

Aren't you the guy who's doing all that hacking? They say "Anonymous" hacked this, "Anonymous" hacked that. And yet you still have time to comment here. Werry Inscrutable!

SOME of my organs are good enough to be sold: Toes in good shape, no fungus. Feet, very clean, romanesque even. Fingers excellent, except thumbs. Thumb tips have certain dry skin issue, willing to negotiate there.

Liver, kinda iffy. If you really need a good one, maybe better to try elsewhere.....

Anonymous said...

New Zealand dude was riding a woman's bike so maybe his junk wasn't that impressive for a fine.

cycle

leroy said...

Dear Mr. Spokey at Dec. 20, 8:55 PM --

My dog asked me to tell you he gave your cat a step ladder for Festivus.

He further reports that your cat is very disappointed in you.

McFly said...

The Speed Up Bag..... one thing comes to mind.

CommieCanuck said...

Get a brain, Moranis.

dop said...

peace on earth...good will towards freds

Spokey said...

leroy

i am truly saddened and disappointed with the mutt. I thought with that we had a constructive dialog going when i helped with the christmas card.

for the mutt to stab me in the back and start consorting with a cat is truly unconscionable. Has he no sense of decency and fair play? My faith in dogmanity is at its lowest level ever.

Anonymous said...

May the Schwartz be with you!

Thinking about a Kickstarter cycling tour of Florence, Paris, Rome.
Florence, AL - Was surveyed by an Italian gentleman anyway
Paris, TN - Eiffel Tower and Worlds biggest fish fry, not to mention the worlds biggest catfish sign, maybe, and resident philosopher, Mr McFLy.
Rome, Ga See the replica Romulus and Remus statue (The Capitoline Wolf)donated by no less that Benito Mussolini.
6 grand and all the Elvis's you can eat. (PBJ-n-nanner sandwiches)
Will run concurrent with the TDF, all the drugs you can injest, but none furnished
BamaPhred

CommieCanuck said...

Over-eat, sit on the couch watching Netflix, let's keep the mass in Christmas.

McFly said...

Your calves would be so dog-mangled before you could even traverse one state. Maybe you could get 2 Speed Up Bags and mount them opposingway and lower leg level.

I'm not married to the idea.

McFly said...

Better yet...get Jennie Price's man into it and while he rides I will entertain her via pleasure craft on the backwaters and seedy lakeside bars of Ky lake. Boat rides and beers tend to bring out the fun side of even the prudish of women.

Anonymous said...

I have no comment, just wanted to prove I'm not a robot.

All I have to do is check a box? CAN'T A ROBOT DO THAT?

Anonymous said...

McFly had me at Jennie, what was my idea again? Wasn't important.
BamaPhred

CommieCanuck said...

The North Koreans likely have a robot that can do that, the FBI says so.

Random decadent Westerner said...

ALL HAIL THE BEAUTIFUL HAIR OF THE GREAT LEADER.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Winding up for the sprint...

wishiwasmerckx said...

...and 100th!

CommieCanuck said...

Decisions.. Elf on the shelf to keep the l'il bastards in line, or the Mensch on a Bench?

DB said...

100?

DB said...

WIWM for the sprint points.

CommieCanuck said...

I think Mario Cippolini designed a kid's balance bike.

Perfect for growing kids, when they get too big, just rub it a little.

Spokey said...

all hail wiwm

all put their hands over their mouths and silently giggle at DB

McFly said...

Trade in the Pilgrim shoes for some flip-flops and 5 minutes of scissor time on that red dress and she would fit right in.

Anonymous said...

Yes she would.
Mensch on a Bench?
I just got hip to Elf on a Shelf!
BamaPhred



JLRB said...

McFly 12/19 @ 6:25 PM for comment of the ... vacation?

It's all going to better soon - each day gets a little longer from here - riding around with lights and layers sucks. (news, I know)

I quit this blog now so Spokey can have some catnip

dop said...

Blogger Spokey said...
all hail wiwm

all put their hands over their mouths and silently giggle at DB


Silently giggle? are we men? or are we geishas?

OK, maybe men dressed as geishas

Freddy Murcks said...

Snob's away. Let's trash this place!








[I hereby swear that I am not a robut]

Spokey said...

hmmmm

eat quiche so i guess i'm not a man

too ugly to be a geisha

could i just say i'm a wuss?


thx JLRB. may not have any scotch tonight. I put my bike lock on it and at the moment can't remember the combo. but i've got some sauvignon blanc and the damn cat only drinks reds. also might nip either the capt morgan or sailor jerry. of course the cat doesn't go for those because you know cats and water.

Anonymous said...

I think N. Korea has shut down Tilford's site.

Anonymous said...

I enjoy long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I realize I am dragging a stolen deptartment store manniquen around a vacant Wendy's parking lot.

Spokey said...

North Korea shut down my sight.

Oh, wait, that was the wood alcohol.

JLRB said...

It's a Festivus miracle! The mail man brought me a new jersey (not to be confused with the state with the big 'ol fat boy with a temper Governor). The orange snob colorway looks good - will have to try it on later....

eric? said...

KEEP JESUS CHRIST ALLIN IN CHRISTMAS

Anonymous said...

Another Festivus miracle! My Snob jersey arrived also.
Been raining ever since it arrived, natch.
BamaPhred

ken e. said...

happy festivus, etc y'all. ride safe.

Post Man said...

When you bastards order all yer fookin' shite on the inter fookin' web, who brings it to yer fookin' door? It's yer fookin' postal bastard man! Now give that bastard his due an' don't fook with him because he might go fookin' postal!

Spokey said...

hey post-it

Like when you start delivering to my door, I'll think about it. Shit I'd settle for delivering at all. door, mailbox, out by the road. But no. Your lazy ass sits there in that over heated orifice and I have to walk close to a half mile to get my mail.

The League said...

Spokey - you walk to get your mail? You should out in the full Fred Lycra kit with lights and cameras on your bike (preferably Carbon) to ride the half mile to the postal orifice.

Anonymous said...

I nearly ran into the postal delivery vehicle of unexpectedness yesterday morning. Who knew they would be out so early? The ditch makes for lovely riding.
BamaPhred

Spokey said...

i'll biek there if i'm going out biek-sickling anyhoo but am much too lazy if i'm just getting the mail.

but i don't have full fred kit anyway. have lycra panties but that's it. not even funny shirts with pockets on the back instead of the front.

today, i wussed even more in the rain. drove the car that the bank doesn't own (but it does have those nice drum breaks in the rear).

Spokey said...

well here is happy hare day to all

    and

to all a good night cap

wishiwasmerckx said...

Happy holidays to my pretend internet friends I have never met.

Here is a song of Christmas cheer about fruitcake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwxcFmToim8

Maybe next year some random 12 year old can teach me how to embed or hyperlink.

I Robot said...

In the land of Canada our Postal Fuhrer CEO has decreed that door to door delivery will soon be verboten. However he did cite the cardiovascular health benefits for the elderly and the infirm as now they have to struggle through the slush and snow, seeking the nearest community 'super mailbox' to pick up their correspondence.

McFly said...

1ST Kripmus comment sukka's. Have a good one losers.

Love, The Dog Yeller(Whispering dont work)

Anonymous said...

Happy Winter Solstice Celebrations
Got socks n tighty whities
#Losing
BamaPhred

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Dear BikeSnob,

I hope your vacation is going well. My scranus asked me to write a short note to say thanks for finally convincing me that a hand chamfered artisanal ass pedestal would make a good present. I've been skeptical for years but I am pleased to report I am now a believer.

Today I sat on my seat for 2 1/2 hours and nary a complaint from my scranus so it must be true what they say.

Well enjoy the rest of the Holiday Season and see you next year.

Yours Truly,

RCT

caPt scrAnus said...

scranus

babble on said...

Thanks, WIWM... and what about the internet friends you HAVE met? Hmmmm? Do we get happy Hannukhristmakwanza wishes, too?

Lemme see... the seasonal alcoholism is in full swing. 12:25 pm - izzit rum o'clock yet? Half past vodka?

dop said...

This could be the last time I look up Babble's dress in 2014

CommieCanuck said...

It's true, Canada will no longer have postal service to the door, part of our National Seniors Health Care strategy of WIOYP, "Walk it Off, You Pussies".
Our postmaster was a high school football coach.

babble on said...

And a pushy one at that. His mama had no idea what she was on about when she named him Deepak Chopra.

Dop - Sorry, doll. It's much too cold for a proper view these days. I am fully bundled up, sadly enough. What this comment board needs right now is a celebratory glimpse of Frilly's knickers.

Anonymous said...

Can't ride? Too cold? Have to walk to get your mail in Murica's toupee? How about Prancercize? Yeah that didn't go anywhere.
BamaPhred

Anonymous said...

I would prancercize that camel toe like Pantani would snort up a line, even if it killed me. So much granny youthful energy I'm feeling squeemish right now.

If you hate Deepak like I do, the only solace you will find is watching Sam Harris scientifically rape him in their 'debate'.

Am I the only one jones'ing for my favorite Rockcrusher after a failed family get together catastrophe?

McFly said...

Joanna Rohrback is a double threat. Camel toe and camel face.

CommieCanuck said...

I Prancercize every day, and it keeps me looking great with my girlish figure.
The only issue is that I've had to hoard leopard skin stirrup tights, which I can now only get from a few hundred women's shops in New Jersey.

Anonymous said...

Drinking rum before noon does not make you an alcoholic... it makes you a pirate.

babble on said...

Arrrrrrgh. Aye.

Oh my... I can only imagine it, dearest Commie. Please, please post video. I will pirate it with glee...

Anonymous said...

Pirate walks into a bar.
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YAAARR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS

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Huh? What? Oh yeah, Twenty-Fifteen is now coming here to California! Ten. Nine. Eight. Uh…eight. Uh…zzzzzzzzzzz

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May the door not hit the old year's ass on the way out and grab the new one by the ears on the way in.
Happy New Year dudes and dudettes
PS BSNYC jersey gets a thumbs up. Covers the ass, hides the gut, and doesn't flap in the breeze.
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Snob and the Raphael Club tweets. For £200 it better come with a members only badge and a secret decoder ring. I bet the secret message is code for Be Sure to Buy Your Rapha
Between Rapha and Strava I've never felt like more of an outcast. "Sigh" Guess I will go full Snob Fredly and appall those out on the Great Fred Way today.
BamaPhred

babble on said...

New Year's resolution, 2015: This year, I WILL totally lighten up. Cause less is more. More or less.

Off to the races... :)

Evil Genius said...

This year I resolved not to make any resolutions but failed in the very act.

babble on said...

Wooooot!! We WON!! Now that's the way start the year off right. :D

crosspalms said...

Had more time than usual with the NYT on New Year's, so was amused to read about these retired former New Yorkers in the Style section:

There’s only one aspect of Portland the newcomers haven’t been able to embrace. “I picked out the perfect Dutch bicycle,” Ms. Childs said. “But I realized I’m terrified to ride in a city. So my bike sits in the garage and looks pretty as hell.”

My New Year's wish for her is to get on the bike, get over her fear of riding in a city (Portland!!), and enjoy the thing. Same for the rest of us, and Happy New Year, all!

Anonymous said...

Why are New Yorkers so nihilistic?

The light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Spokey said...

YOU only wish!

the light at the end of the tunnel is red hook.

Old-timer said...

Babble, congratulations on your TT win! (Old-timer tip: when I think I might have to be in a hurry…I just leave earlier.)

babble on said...

Thank you!
Lol! So always, then? Dunno how it can possibly be that a person who cares deeply about being on time can forever be running a couple of minutes behind, but whatever the reason, at least it has made me a FAST rider! Silver linings, etc, etc...

JLRB said...

Looks more like prozakcize ...

Meet the new year - same as the old year

McFly said...

Rode in some rain today. My Woohoo hat kept the stinging drops out of my eyes. Sidebar: I neglected to pull up my bib suspenders somehow and when I would go to stand they would be hung on the saddle. I didn't notice cuz I had a jacket on.

Spokey said...

hello again

been off for a few days drinking 'lil sis' irish cream etc. also had to catch up on bronx zoo cobra and leroy's dog twites.

but i see nothing is happening here anyway. scranus

Anonymous said...

Ditto on riding in the rain. More like drizzle here. Had so many flats I ran out of tubes, cartridges, and patches. Maybe I ought to invest in a pump. Ima liking my hat.
BamaPhred

Tony The Tiger said...

My tubless tires are grrreat! They are lighter and that means I'm faster. The only downside is that I have to take them to a shop to get a flat fixed.

Dooth said...

Snowed on Wildcat's trail today...lasted for a few hours before it turned to rain. Didn't ride...was at the bar watching football.

JLRB said...

First ride of the new yawn ..... felt awesome to be on a bike in relative warmth - I will likely return to woosiedom tomorrow when the temps drop 40 degrees 'merican.

Scranus

singing dog said...

woof woof woof

singing dog II said...

woof woof woof

singing dog said...

woof woof (woaf) woof woof

leroy said...
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leroy said...

Dear Mr. Singing Dog:

My dog reports that he gets no kick from champaign.

I'm not sure what he means by that, but mere alcohol doesn't thrill him at all.

And it wasn't for lack of trying.

dnk said...

I'm guessing he prefers cocaine? Sniffable, and all.

ce said...

Cocainine! something, something.

Whoa, that's a bad start to the new year. Hello loosers, hope you're all well and rested. I myself, have been lost in a meaningless void.

Never fear, Snobbo's going to make the world right again, any moment now.

dop said...

looks like the singing dogs started "jingle bells", but faded. Definitely need more cocaine inn the green room.

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After being in relationship with morgan for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: drbhabumenrespellhome@gmail.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything .I CAN NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU SIR HIS EMAIL: drbhabumenrespellhome@gmail.com

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When i met my husband then it crystal clear to me that he was the man of my dream. When i looked at him, i saw perfection. He was tall, respectful, looked at me like i was the only one on earth i mean words cannot describe that moment that is the day we met. It lives on here in my head. I know i was not blind and i know there was nothing really to make me suspect he also like the company of men as well as women. Yes i mean we were sexually active just like every other normal couple who are in love. It never seem like he was avoiding me when i want to have sex like he always comes up with excuse no he was just like every other man. I only got to know when i was two years into our marriage. The first year was healthy for us i mean we were happy and had our first child. It was my sister who caught him passionately kissing another man in his car after spending all night together in the movie theater. He told me he was going out with friends for a drink or two. I was hurt because he was not honest with me and also was cheating on me. Even before i knew, this thing he had going on started before we got married at least he was honest about that. Hadn't been my sister, i would have been locked in the dark. I have nothing against same sex relationship but when you claim to love a woman and also want to be with a man it becomes a problem i mean you are either with one or the other. You can't be married to me and expect me to shear you with another be it a woman or a man. We promise we will stay together just us and not us with some one else. I gave him an ultimatum it was either me or his male love i was hoping his love for me will make him pick me but no he ended our marriage simply before he could not pick. H wanted it all i wished i never made him choose then. I was in a traumatized i could not understand how he could be so selfish i mean we have a son together you don't just walk out like that. I remember i even asked him to go ahead with relationship with his lover as long as he was here with me but then i realized i would be at the losing end in all ways. I was so much in love with him letting him go was not an option for me i mean i knew that if it wasn't him it was going to me no other. After months of trying and searching with no success to find a way to make him see i am more important than his lover i came across a lot of comments on the internet of how a spell caster Otis Darko and how he has help a lot of individual with relationship and life problems. I was skeptical about it but i thought giving it a try would not kill me. What can i say, my experience with Otis Darko was real, honest i mean everything that was said about him was nothing but all true. I shared my problem with him that is how my husband ended our marriage because i was not OK with him have a male lover even when we were married and what i needed him to do for me. All i had to get was the materials needed to caster the spell that was going to get me my husband. I could only find one of the spell materials but he help me get the rest with the total estimated cost i sent to him for help. I don't know how to explain what happen just after the spell process was concluded and made effective with the parcel he sent to me. I was like a fairy tale i mean i got my love back my family was whole again. My husband picked me he choose to be with me. It been more than six months now all i can see is a man loves and dedicate his self to me he goes every where with me aside work though yeah. Contact him here at otisdarko60@yahoo.com hope you all with similar problem get all help from Otis Darko also..... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : otisdarko60@yahoo.com

Otis Darko said...

Hello My Good People,


American is changing for the best i can say this because the gay community just literally got liberated i mean we can officially get married and be part of the the American society. When i heard the news i was filled with joy i mean me and my fiance the man i have always can finally own our marriage certificate in Georgia.It was not always right for us if you know what i mean. Before we got married in California ,he was not in love with me or i would say he was in love with me and lost for another guy and it was frustrating.We were off and on and mostly times our break up was always bad it always ends with huge fight. I loved him and wanted to be all his for the rest of my life but he did not see that he wanted to have me to himself and still see other guy i mean who does that? He was the queen of heart breaker and also was perfect when he wants to mend the heart. This was why i also went back to him no matter what always led to our ugly break up. But this madness just kept going on over and over with us and like i said i was sick of it. You can’t hurt me over and over again and still come back to me i mean i am not a play thing you use and drop when you tired. Judge me if you will it not like i care because all my life people have always said trash about me but if i had paid their attentions i would not have been this happy. After searching for means to make him commit to me even taking him with me to couple counseling i decide i contact a spell caster called Otis Darko it was just an arbitrary choice i mean, i told myself if he can’t help me i will move on with my life maybe the one i clam to be the love of my life was not the one after all. Otis Darko is an angel sent from a place i don’t know.He save me and made me he happiest man on earth or more preferable the happiest gay man on earth . I don’t know how he did it just after he help me cast a love spell, every pain that i was going through was lifted of my shoulder like magic my lover became the queen of hearts i would say he became mine and loved me like his life depended on it.When i first contacted Otis Darko, he told me to come down to his temple so i may witness the greatness of his work we got the materials we used for the spell together and just after four day i say the greatness of his power.But i spent a lot Because i had to travel all the way to Africa.It will be cheaper for me to have had him get the materials form me but i was foolish. But its amazing i still got my heart desire. He also told me that the gay community will soon be free and in just two months his prophecy has come to pass. Who wants to tell me he is not great contact i you will here you will not regret your decision use thus address otisdarko60@yahoo.com.......HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

Otis Darko said...

Hello My Good People,


American is changing for the best i can say this because the gay community just literally got liberated i mean we can officially get married and be part of the the American society. When i heard the news i was filled with joy i mean me and my fiance the man i have always can finally own our marriage certificate in Georgia.It was not always right for us if you know what i mean. Before we got married in California ,he was not in love with me or i would say he was in love with me and lost for another guy and it was frustrating.We were off and on and mostly times our break up was always bad it always ends with huge fight. I loved him and wanted to be all his for the rest of my life but he did not see that he wanted to have me to himself and still see other guy i mean who does that? He was the queen of heart breaker and also was perfect when he wants to mend the heart. This was why i also went back to him no matter what always led to our ugly break up. But this madness just kept going on over and over with us and like i said i was sick of it. You can’t hurt me over and over again and still come back to me i mean i am not a play thing you use and drop when you tired. Judge me if you will it not like i care because all my life people have always said trash about me but if i had paid their attentions i would not have been this happy. After searching for means to make him commit to me even taking him with me to couple counseling i decide i contact a spell caster called Otis Darko it was just an arbitrary choice i mean, i told myself if he can’t help me i will move on with my life maybe the one i clam to be the love of my life was not the one after all. Otis Darko is an angel sent from a place i don’t know.He save me and made me he happiest man on earth or more preferable the happiest gay man on earth . I don’t know how he did it just after he help me cast a love spell, every pain that i was going through was lifted of my shoulder like magic my lover became the queen of hearts i would say he became mine and loved me like his life depended on it.When i first contacted Otis Darko, he told me to come down to his temple so i may witness the greatness of his work we got the materials we used for the spell together and just after four day i say the greatness of his power.But i spent a lot Because i had to travel all the way to Africa.It will be cheaper for me to have had him get the materials form me but i was foolish. But its amazing i still got my heart desire. He also told me that the gay community will soon be free and in just two months his prophecy has come to pass. Who wants to tell me he is not great contact i you will here you will not regret your decision use thus address otisdarko60@yahoo.com.......HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

Otis Darko said...

I am just another person that as i would say, the ' GREAT SPELL CASTER OTIS DARKO ' has helped word can not describe all he did for me i would rather you all that would read this were all in my life when all what he did for me materialized because only then will you really believe what i am talking about. I was not born with a royal blood and i do not even come from a decent family by decent i mean a family with wealth and all that and it was more than normal that my relationship with a royal blood will cause a lot of feud in both my home and that of my fiance. Yes he from a royal family but i will not mentions anything else in other to avoid scandal. We meant on a faithful Sunday in church and just like that he swept me off my feet i knew he was the prince but that was not while i fell for him it was more like i fell for him because he seem calm and always at else with everything it was like he did not even see himself as a prince. May be you may think its because it was not next in line but when i got to really know him, i saw that he was just an unembellished person that wanted to live his life in peace. It all start with us being friend and then on every night of Christmas 2004 that he spent at my house he kissed me and believe me in my mind i was Cinderella. It was like my heart was going to burst in flame i never knew i had all those feelings locked away in my heart but he broke the chain that was holding it back with just one kiss. Even when he wanted to be with me he family was again it and it was always like i was the root of what ever problem he was going through with his family. I thought to myself, i can not be the one to take the peace he had i felt he was better and at else without me. We where always of and on and all the while he waited for me with the biggest of hope that i will come back. I knew he was madly in love with me as i was in love with him but being with him was a problem as much as not being with him. His family won't let him be with with me. They opposed our relationship for nine years we where in love but unhappy our relationship was going no where with all the feud. I could no longer be the one an entire family hate and the same time be in love with a guy that his family did not want me. I some how some way got to know about OTIS DARKO a spell cast a great one at that. All i want was to be with my now fiance forever and to be loved and cared for by his family just as it suppose to be. I asked him to help me make my heart desires materialize because i saw a lot of testimonies on the internet about him and the number of people he helped everybody and every blog and forum had his name and his work. I needed to be one of the people he helped. After a lot of conversation he agreed to help me and asked that i get some materials he listed for me. I could get them but i would have made too many people ask question and it needed to be done in a very low profile so i wired the total cost to him so that he can get the materials i needed for the spell and there by avoid exposing myself over what should have be done in secret until the spell process was completed. Yes OTIS DARKO helped me with he spell and he send me a package containing what i can not disclose all i can say is that it was the result of the spell he helped me cast and he gave instruction on how i would use it to make the spell effective. I did all he asked of me and just like he promise me at the beginning, the spell made my fiance entire family love respect and treat me like their own child. To me i would say that OTIS DARKO was my fairy godmother because maybe right now my life would have be miserable basically because i would have had to let go of the love of my life because no one or more like his family would not approve our union. Contact OTIS DARKO because you will only be helping yourself and yourself only use this email as contact otisdarko60@yahoo.com......YOU CAN ALSO ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

Otis Darko said...

Midred Jackson Says

Am giving this testimony cos am happy

My name is Midred Jackson from Michigan I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once. when i went to Africa in June 28th 2015 this year on a business summit. i ment a man called DR OTIS DARKO. He is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love’s gone,misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job.i’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 2 years… i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job. so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him..at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. and in 6 days when i returned to taxes, my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married..i didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do… well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid,and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better. in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help, email address: otisdarko60@yahoo.com

GREAT OTIS DARKO I thank you very much thank you in 1000000 times.. if not you I would have been losted and wasted thank you. Email Him Through his email address... otisdarko60@yahoo.com

please make sure you contact him for any financial difficulties okay..

What a powerful man such as DR OTIS DARKO.. he is so much powerful..\\ email him for any difficulties.. otisdarko60@yahoo.com................... YOU CAN ALSO ADD US UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

Otis Darko said...

My Name is Alan Pratte, From USA. I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr OTIS DARKO has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex WIFE to me with his great spell, I was married to this woman called Sharon we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when I was unable to make her pregnant for me and also give her al she needs she left me and told me she can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get her back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email: otisdarko60@yahoo.com then you won't believe this when I contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost WIFE back, and after a month she became pregnant for me because he gave me some herbs to take also and when she went for a test and the result stated that she was pregnant am happy today am a FATHER of a baby girl, thank you once again the great DR OTIS DARKO for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below:

1) If you want your ex back.
(2) if you always have bad dreams.
(3) You want to be promoted in your office.
(4) You want women/men to run after you.
(5) If you want a child/PREGNANCY SPELL.
(6) You want to be rich.
(7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be
yours forever.
(8) If you need financial assistance.
(9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money.
(10)Stop Divorce
(11) CURE TO ALL KIND OF SICKNESS/DISEASES HERE
(12) Winning of lottery
(13) Cure To Hiv/Aids
(14) LOTTERY/LOTTO SPELL WINNING
(14) HAVE YOU BEEN SCAMMED BEFORE AND NEEDS TO RECOVER ALL THE DOLLARS/MONEY YOU LOST TO THESE FRAUDSTER ???.. CONTACT OTIS DARKO AS HE HELPED MY FRIEND CALLED WILLIANSM FROM USA TO RECOVER BACK THE SUM OF $300,000.00 DOLLARS HE LOST TO SCAMMERS ONLINE

Email... otisdarko60@yahoo.com...... YOU CAN ALSO ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

Manu Mehat said...


How To Win You Ex Back

With happiness in my heart sharing this testimony on how my ex Husband is back with the help of a great spell caster Dr Ben who i contacted for help and he give me the best of help and after the spell my Husband was back to me what a great joy today living happy with my Husband all thank to Dr Ben contact him on his via mail okosisi.temple@gmail.com he can help you also or call him on +2348133873774
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Harry Tina said...

I"m Tina from United states, i want to use this opportunity to thank the Great [DR OFURE] for helping in getting my husband back to me, i have been in great pains until the day i contacted [DR OFURE] he coasted a love spell for me and told me to wait for just 12 hours that my husband will call me and i did according to the instructions given to me by him and surprisingly, in 12 hours, my husband really called me and started apologizing for all he had caused me. I am the happiest Woman on earth today because [DR OFURE] has done a wonderful deeds in my life and i will continue to share this testimony, if you would love to contact [DR OFURE] and if you know you are encountering same situation, visit him today by contacting him via this email address: [ofurelovespellhelp@gmail.com] or call his mobile number +23409756444

Otis Darko said...

This comment I Linda Phyliss is placing is not like the day by day advert you read online before!! Its a comment that you must read to avoid been ripped off and know the real spell caster on earth God sent to change and turn lives around without any harm / side effect.
I am so over joyful as my month can not start to say all that really happened, It happened when i saw DR OTIS DARKO advert online talking about been the best when there are so many spell casters online that i have used that has failed me.I spent almost close to $8000 dollars online for those spell casters that ripped me off my money without any result. But when i saw DR OTIS DARKO advert online saying that there is no spell caster like him and so many other testimonies about him from various people and from various countries in the world were it was written that Otis spell temple is the best that there is non to be compared to his work, Already i have personally take a decision never to apply to any spell caster online again after loosing such amount of funds on line to those scammers.But i don't really know what drew my spirit / attention to that advert online that faithful afternoon, { I call it a faithful afternoon because all i desire was granted to me. } There was an email at the end of his advert and on the good comment from the FBI and various people about him, I decided to send him an email telling him my problem about my lost job, money that i have lost to scammers and also having problems with the love of my life that i want to get married to. After some few minutes i received an email from him that contain the spell application form that i filled out and he told me that to get my spell casted that i will have to get some items that i could not get here when i went in-search for it. He said if i can not get the items, That is going to cost me an amount of just $390 dollars for my kind of case that i told him about which i doubted to be another scam online, As i have read so many tips online that money should not be sent to someone you do not know via western union / money gram payment information's. And DR OTIS DARKO insisted that i will be sending money to his messenger via this wire means. I was so skeptical because i was scammed in such a way of $700 dollars before,But this same spirits that attracted me to his advert told me inside again that this spell caster is real and noting but real that i should go ahead and send him the amount since i know that there is no how i can get the items that he told me that will be needed for my case. I sent him the charges through his messenger to please help me get the item with the money to get my spell casted.He promised me that in the next 5 to 7 hours that i will start to see results after the spell has been casted to get the love of my life back and others. I could not believe this because i have really been scammed and ripped off too many times for me to just believe till it works. To be sincere i almost faint as i was filled with so much excitement and happiness when my lost lover for over almost 9 months call was entering my phone and i picked the call were he ask if we can see to take things over and also my boss called me to tell me to come for training on my terminated job also due to too many thinking that in the office that result to it. Then in the next 2 days the FBI called to tell me that they have been able to get the scammer that is with my money. I am so proud and happy to spread the good-news about this man because he surprised me in his wonderful and powerfully work that restored back to me my heart desires. One thing that i also loved about this man is that he is understandable and he reduce or negotiate how much you can get for the work you want him to help you with. You want to meet with this great,most powerful spell caster that is 100% scam free,Just send your emails to this email: otisdarko60@yahoo.com as you will get help from him without any disappointment....YOU CAN ALSO ADD HIM UP ON WHATSAPP USING THIS MOBILE NUMBER:+2348077526136

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