Wednesday, April 9, 2014

This Just In: It's Wednesday! Thrills Are At Hand, and Adventure is A Foot!

Jörs Trüüli (that's my explorer name) is about to embark upon a suburban bicycling adventure that will live on in the anals of cycling lore forever.  (At least until a cream is invented that can get rid of it.)

Rest assured I'll be back in a few hours with a more complete posting.

However, if you don't hear from me by, say, tomorrow morning, just assume I did not survive, and start following another blog.

I recommend one about cats.

I love you, and godspeed to myself.  See you in a little while.

Sincerely,

Jörs Trüüli


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59 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 9:49 AM

    podium?

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  2. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 9:53 AM

    morning poop time!

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  3. minimApril 9, 2014 at 9:55 AM

    Scranus podium!

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  4. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 9:55 AM

    First timer?

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  5. minimApril 9, 2014 at 9:59 AM

    God speed Wildcat. Sincerely, long time reader, first time commenter. Pode! Scrane!

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  6. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 10:01 AM

    Can't remember. Is it wake up, bathroom, coffee, bike?
    Hope you took the Fly6 with you today.

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  7. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 10:09 AM

    Top ten!

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  8. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 10:15 AM

    Too early.

    cycle

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  9. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 10:19 AM

    Onondaga county, representing

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  10. wishiwasmerckxApril 9, 2014 at 10:25 AM

    Top ten on an early post.

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  11. dcee604April 9, 2014 at 10:33 AM

    ah man, missed the top 10

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  12. Yeah Cleveland!April 9, 2014 at 10:41 AM

    Take your time. I still need to read yesterday's comments.

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  13. McFlyApril 9, 2014 at 10:49 AM

    Thrills are at hand? Yes indeed they are. Thanks to the Google machine and Adrienne Barbeau Pics typed in the search bar.

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  14. JBApril 9, 2014 at 10:58 AM

    2-post days are special, like Paree-Roubay (tm).

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  15. Surly BastardApril 9, 2014 at 10:59 AM

    You are Truly loving the umlauts, aren't you?

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  16. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 11:03 AM

    McFly:
    You are welcome to change your bikes' name to Adrienne Barbeau if you want. There's plenty of her to go around and she needn't be cleaned off after every ride because of the Swamp Thing thing.
    You're welcome.
    It may get confusing once the BikeSnob retirement village gets going and everyone has the same name for their bike, but we'll deal with that later.

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  17. < 10:00 AMApril 9, 2014 at 11:08 AM

    Snob out of bed before 10:00, what is that all about. To much coffee yesterday at a Duncan Donuts while waiting for a car to crash into the place?

    Captcha "Mtititnt" Two tits, side by side.

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  18. Blog DrafterApril 9, 2014 at 11:23 AM

    There's a blog called CatSnobNYC?

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  19. DaddoApril 9, 2014 at 11:29 AM

    I Love You Too

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  20. JLRBApril 9, 2014 at 11:39 AM

    So last time Snob left us unsupervised this went all anal - now its all about the cats

    This website is full of pussy

    This one is another sort of pussy

    All the pics of AB I found were too recent - GILF style

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  21. JLRBApril 9, 2014 at 11:44 AM

    Much better than a rattle can job

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  22. dancesonpedalsApril 9, 2014 at 11:45 AM

    Bikesnobnyc

    Wildcat Rock Machine

    Jors Truuli?

    Is this a midlife crisis disguised as an identity crisis?

    here kitty kitty

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  23. streepoApril 9, 2014 at 11:54 AM

    Adrienne Barbeau? Yum!


    iavrul some

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  24. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 11:55 AM

    I used to spend quality time with a woman that had Barbeau-esque breasts(say that 10 times). While on top she was fluent in the lost art of Auto-Oral Nip Stimulation. It was breath taking.

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  25. JLRBApril 9, 2014 at 12:07 PM

    Anon @11:55

    Breath taking, or breast taking?

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  26. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 12:19 PM

    She was very blunt and instructional:

    1)I like to be in control.

    2)I do alot of dirty talkin'/I hope it's OK.

    3)Don't try to put it in my ---.

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  27. JamesApril 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM

    "...suburban bicycling adventure that will live on in the anals of cycling lore forever."

    Preparation H helped reduce if not remove things in my anals...

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  28. tramaApril 9, 2014 at 12:23 PM

    @DB
    "Can't remember. Is it wake up, bathroom, coffee, bike?
    Hope you took the Fly6 with you today"

    Good lob above db, we don't need that kind of fly on the wall footage!

    spairly showa

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  29. ken e.April 9, 2014 at 12:28 PM

    adventure? and bikes?

    SFTY MTNG

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  30. jodphotoApril 9, 2014 at 12:31 PM

    God Speed John Glenn

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  31. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 12:32 PM

    wow, BSNYC.

    you are going on a biking ride?

    how exciting.

    how do you ever have time to post a blogulation?

    wle

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  32. recumbent conspiracy theoristApril 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM

    Ok have a nice ride Jors. We'll be here talking about boobs until your triumphant return.

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  33. grogApril 9, 2014 at 12:40 PM

    Dear Jörs Trüüli,
    Now reading cat blog.
    Yours Truly.

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  34. KennyApril 9, 2014 at 12:43 PM

    Oh, man, I hope he's going to the post office to send me that picture he promised to send me after I put my personal email all over this comment section!

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  35. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 12:56 PM

    I figured you would post really early or really late to take unfair advantage of the awesomeness of the day and get some good FLY6 derierre vue epic footage, or bits and bytesage while cutting off cops, running over yip dogs, or setting taxis on fire.
    WooHoo Lob Speed

    vsk

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  36. Comment deletedApril 9, 2014 at 12:58 PM

    Adventure is a foot, and the secret to life is a penis.

    Wait, no, the secret to life is "happiness". That's what I meant to say.

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  37. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 1:00 PM

    Trama:
    You're right. I needed to add many more spaces between random thoughts.

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  38. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 1:05 PM

    Where do I get these fancy additional punctuation and trademark things?
    I'd like to add an umlaut and TM occasionally.
    Is it a BikeSnob sale item?

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  39. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 1:11 PM

    i hope you get dry humped by a pedestrian. twice.

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  40. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 1:15 PM

    receive blow job, wake up, bonghit, coffee, bathroom.

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  41. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 1:45 PM

    I want my money back!

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  42. wishiwasmerckxApril 9, 2014 at 1:49 PM

    If you promise not to tell Jors, I once fucked his sister, Trudy Truuli.

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  43. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 1:50 PM

    that Pippa's got some nice hangers.

    Peaches; not so much ....

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  44. wishiwasmerckxApril 9, 2014 at 1:52 PM

    Oops, it is the highlight of insensitivity to boast about one's sexual conquests. I apologize to all of you and to Trudy for besmirching her reputation.

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  45. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 2:10 PM

    2:09PM and no Jors? Must be a long ride.

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  46. Flyover BCApril 9, 2014 at 2:12 PM

    I'm sure your tell us how the colonoscopy went, in graphic detail.

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  47. JLRBApril 9, 2014 at 2:15 PM

    Jors is likely delayed by the need to stop
    And refill his helment douche device

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  48. Serial RetrogrouchApril 9, 2014 at 2:24 PM

    ...hey, ladies and gents... Jörs Trüüli mentioned 'anals' and 'cream' in such a short post for a reason...

    ...he wants us to first talk about 'anals' then 'pussy'... without a moderator.

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  49. DoothApril 9, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    A bike ride? Sorry, can't return the love...too damn jealous.
    My captcha says you must have...


    supreme oekHung

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  50. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 2:27 PM

    Okay, I'm taking bets on the nature of Snobby's ride; gritty urban, gentle rural, grinding MTB etc.

    First correct answer wins!

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  51. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 2:32 PM

    The woman with the Barbeau-esque breasts was simultaneously diddling me and my friend at different times unbeknownest to us. She was a little older than us. We figured it out and ran it by her politely (you know what) and she obliged twice. The last time ended with some nice ski-poling action. Look it up on the urban dictionary.

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  52. recumbent conspiracy theoristApril 9, 2014 at 2:35 PM

    I remember when this blog used to be gritty and urban. And edgy.

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  53. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 2:35 PM

    Not gay until the balls touch.

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  54. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 2:41 PM

    RIP Ultimate Warrior.

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  55. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    Anon at 2:27. Going with gentle rural with the Fly6.

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  56. babble onApril 9, 2014 at 3:00 PM

    Heh heh. He said anals.

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  57. AnonymousApril 9, 2014 at 3:01 PM

    DB at 2:44,

    Looks like you were wrong, but you posted your guess at exactly the same time as Snobby updated his journal.

    That's something, so I declare you winner.

    Congratulations.

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  58. UnknownApril 10, 2014 at 5:33 PM

    I'm gonna go hillbombing in my fully faired, fixed gear recumbent elipte-go.

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