Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wednesday Is The Wednesdest Day.

Firstly, here's a gratuitous reminder that I'll be in Philadelphia, PA tomorrow, and that I'd be honored if you'd join me:


Secondly, I'd like to congratulate most of my fellow New Yorkers for staying in "full retard" mode with regard to bike share.  As I mentioned yesterday, various douchebags in the wealthier pockets of town are suing over the placement of bike share stations outside of their buildings.  Indeed, their attorney has called it "the epitome of governmental bullying," which is pretty funny when you consider that 1) the bikes will make their lives better and B) the government recently bulldozed a bunch of homes to build a basketball arena just a few blocks away.  Anyway, here's a typical bike share Internet comment, this from Brooklyn's gentrification blog of record:

Good, I hope they win. The City is really a PITA with certain things. This bike thing is probably a burden to the residents of this building.

It is just like the million trees, the city plants them in front of you place of dwelling, then leaves you to have to clean water and car for them.


Our City sucks.

I hate this whole bike sharing thing. I have my own bike, I store it in my basement of the building.....

This was just in TV this morning on bank Street, residents are complaining it is taking up too many parking spaces.

this is America, not Europe, people seem to forget this.

Wow.  Public bikes and trees?  This is actually what people in Brooklyn complain about now.  He is right about one thing though, which is that this is America and not Europe--which is a damn shame:



Frankly I'd rather share the road with her than with some New Jersey yenta in an SUV who's too busy on her phone not to run me over, though I realize that's a singularly un-American point of view.

By the way, I apologize for using the word "retard," since I realize it's inappropriate.  "Ass-tarded fuckstick" would have been much more fitting in this case.

So let's try that again:

Thank you, my fellow New Yorkers, for staying in "full ass-tarded fuckstick" mode throughout the implementation of this whole bike share thing.

So what is it about Americans, anyway?  Where did we go wrong?  We weren't always this stupid.  Consider this article, for example:



His first publication in 1897 for the railroad was “Cyclist’s Paradise,” which identified scenic routes and hotel locations. It was so successful, an information panel notes, that during that summer, “the L.I.R.R. reportedly transported 150,000 bicyclists (and their bikes) to tour and photograph the Long Island countryside.”

Can you imagine?  Long Island a "cyclist's paradise?"  A century or so later and the L.I.R.R. doesn't have so much as a single bike hook, and you can only take the your bicycle on the train between 4:00 and 4:14am on alternate Sundays.

No, the "cyclist's paradise" now is Portland, where you can even participate in a "disaster relief" competition:


The 2013 DRT will have slots for 40 riders which will be split into three classes. They'll set out on a 30-mile course that has been designed to "demonstrate and challenge the cargo bike’s capabilities in a disaster response situation." Last year, the event attracted a range of set-ups from the tradition bike trailer to longtails, cycle-trucks, "bakfiets", and others.

In other words, it's a disaster-themed alleycat, and in pretending to save imaginary people from make-believe disasters, Portland has officially transcended smugness and attained the rarefied state of transcendental wankery.

Still, what's worse?  New York-style ass-tardedness, or Portland-style transcendental wankery?  It's tough to say.  Probably the saddest aspect of the ass-tardedness is that the Department of Transportation has to go through the motions of appeasing the ass-tards who think bikes are the greatest threat to public safety since cholera.  For example, last week I rode from my home in wherever it is I live to Brooklyn, a trip of something like 15 or 20 miles.  My journey took me through three boroughs and pretty much every type of neighborhood you can think of: industrial, commercial, residential, suburban, wealthy, poor, and so on.  Along the way, I saw people using all sorts of different modes of transportation: cars, bikes, buses, subways, skateboards, their own two feets...  And many of these people did stuff that was illegal--sometimes harmlessly so, sometimes stupidly so.  Most people manage to make it work, and a few people fuck it up.  When the drivers fuck it up it causes by far the most carnage.  But that's the way it is.

So what's being done about it?  Well, on my ride of two hours through a vast cross section of the city, there was this one (1) intersection in the East Village where one guy was holding a stop sign and reminding cyclists to stop at the red light:


While across the street his friend was holding another sign telling people not to salmon:


I realize he's actually holding the sign the wrong way and is effectively "sign-salmoning," but he was actually holding it the right way until I took the picture, at which point he probably turned around to look at somebody's ass.  (It was a nice day, and nice days mean ass-gawkery, especially if you're a municipal employee.  It wouldn't surprise me if the other side of the "wrong way" sign says "nice ass.")

Should cyclists stop at red lights?  Sure.  Should they ride with traffic?  Ideally.  Even so, it all seemed so laughably futile.  Is there any other reason for this other than to humor the oddballs who complain about reckless cyclists while drivers run down children on a weekly basis?  And it's not like the sign brigade was all over.  They were just in this one spot.  (I mean, they may have been elsewhere, but in three boroughs and two river crossings this was all I saw.)  It seems like putting a Band-Aid on a papercut while a tiger is chewing your leg off.

  
("A tiger?!?")

Also, it was just plain humiliating!  I was totally going to stop at the red light, yet as I rolled up to it the guy holds the sign up at me as if to say "I know you're not going to stop, but now you have to, because, you know, this sign."  This of course made me want to run the red light I was originally planning to obey.  But I didn't run the light, I just stood there feeling embarrassed as he continued to shame me with the sign.

I mean no offense to the sign guys, by the way.  They're just doing their jobs.  It's just silly is all, and if the DOT is going to spend money on futile gestures meant to assuage kooks then they could at least put the no-salmoning guy in a big fish costume:


Really, it's a sad state of affairs.  We get bike share (maybe) but in return they get to shame us with signs.

Lastly, while I'm on the subject of cycling in New York, if you're a bike messenger with tattoos (a rare combination to be sure) you totally missed out on a chance to get laid:

Hot hot bike messenger - w4m - 29 (Union Square)

Holy shit I am stupid. You were so cute and I enjoyed our brief elevator ride conversation :) and I completely didn't get your number or give you mine. (As I said, I'm a wimp). Your smile is killer and the tats got my attention too. 

Describe me so I know it's you and let me take you out for a drink or something?


Ass-tard.

101 comments:

McFly said...

Waht

Anonymous said...

yeeeeehawwww!

Jasper said...

Early doors

McFly said...

Vaglia Rosa!!

Anonymous said...

scukittomebaby!!

Euro Spondee said...

Treacherous left-hander near the end, twitchy fingers on the captchas...

Comment deleted said...

Too early...even on the left coast!

JB said...

Minxi

Esteemed Commenter DaddoOne said...

"Is there any other reason for this other than to humor the oddballs who complain about reckless cyclists while drivers run down children on a weekly basis? "

Yes there is - if we want cycling to become the ho-hum, ordinary, not special but purely utilitarian thing we want it to, then we need to to do all the things the other ho-hum, ordinary, not special but purely utilitarian things do.

Also, SCRANUS

Comment deleted said...

Yeah, NYC is worse. It's not even close.

samh said...

Scathing today, Snob. Frustrating too.

farkwar said...

Weed-smoking, turkey-humping, butthole-waxing,, ass-monkeys attack!!!

mikeweb said...

Salmon Rush Dee

McFly FTW!

JB said...

McFly thought there would be more pics of the gal from Bikecycling Mag, so he was out front all day.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

"transcendental wankery"

-Nice

Anonymous said...

'Merica!!!!
Herbal remedy...

DerZoots said...

Caught behind the sprint crash in a wet corner.
No podium but I'm looking good for GC.
Still.
I think.



RMempa which

Anonymous said...

first

Anonymous said...

YENTA RETARDS!

mikeweb said...

Ahh, Veselka...

I rode down 2nd ave. yesterday on the way home from work and avoided the sign brigade by riding on the other side at the edge of the bus lane (which is where you're supposed to be anyway 8 blocks south to cross Houston).

90% of the time I avoid the separated bike lanes - a.k.a. auxiliary sidewalks.

And is it me, or is flagrant motor vehicle red light running at an all time high? Here's a hint for drivers: when the light turns yellow and you're still 20 to 30 yards from the crosswalk, it's pretty safe to assume the light will turn red by the time you're rolling through the intersection, because, you know, that's what happens after the light is yellow.

McFly said...

We had a woman psyclist get hitted gently by a car on the court square yesterday in my lil burg.

I feel as though we have arrived.

I am dedicating this win to her. Charlotte Karasek. She does have a NYC name, though.

Marcel Da Chump said...

Nice ass-tarded.

mikeweb said...

Also, a huge shout out to McFly. When scrolling through the post to get the comment link, he remained steadfast as the blond bomber on the Dutch bike entered his view. That's discipline my friends. We could all learn something here.

stockholm said...

Time for you to dye your hair blonde and move to Europe I guess.

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Early today.
I was still commenting over on yesterday's.
Congrats, McFly.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

it's not the only the wealthy-er ass-tard fuck-wats that are fighting the bike share... i heard from a nieghborhood-full-of-projects' community board member last night that they are going to fight it tooth an nail not to lose three parking spots. When i told her that the benefits to the larger populace (imagine the carless now being more mobile, hmm?), she said she doesn't care and that i should try parking a car there sometime.

no thank you... even in torrential rain like today's i still ride my bike and wont take the bus.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

also, yesterday i helped this sweet old lady cross a few blocks in the upper west side. we got talking about government spending and she brought up bike share a shame and danger for the city... said she: can you imagine how many more people will be injured by cyclists riding on sidewalks?

I hate to say it, but the lady had a point. if she was hit by so much as a puff of wind, she'd end up in a hospital bed for the rest of her days. just imagine clueless fuck-tards now riding those clunky things on sidewalks... cuz you know, it will happen... and the first recorded injury maybe the start of the first class-action lawsuit.

but on the bright side, guess who's going to be doing sting-operations to issue $150 tickets?!? c'mon it's easy...

Anonymous said...

Would've been here sooner but I was checking Amazon out to see if BlocBoi has a new CD out.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

oh, and i love the vitriol today, sir. keep it up and you may become the spokes-man (pun intended) of the citibike share prog.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

oh, and... SRANUS

McFly said...

Yeah I got some Unplanned Couch Nookie yesterday while the kiddies were at tri practice so I had lazer like focus.

Do the NYC sign guys dance around like the fat college kid with the iPod in front of Little Ceasars?

Yarpo said...

Una vittoria meravigliosa, McFly!

Ass-tarded Fuckstick. Thanks, Snob. Fuckstick is one of my most favorite terms. That gave me a warm, fuzzy, glow.

Are those hottie's Uggs SPD-compatible? Inquiring ass-tards want to know.

Yeah, I got caught out by, "la caduta en la curva sinistra" and McFly didn't...a great excuse for today from the Valise of Excuses.

"Vaglia Rosa." Awesome...

3G said...

SMELL THE GLOVE

JB said...

Tri practice?

ninjamus said...

Our bikeshare failed too...Mandatory helment laws made sure no one used it, now the bikes just sit there getting buried under silt from car exhausts.

DerZoots said...

@ Serial Retrogrouch
My biggest complaint about Boston Hubway Bike Share is the amount of them that end up on crowded sidewalks downtown and in some of the historic sections of the city with tourists. Worst offenders are the business guys downtown. They zing around on the sidewalks like no one else exists.

I wish the police would do something about it but they are in the service of the corporate community and the rest of us can pound sand.

In conclusion ride a hubway with reckless abandon no problem.

Anonymous said...

I kind of like the idea of the disaster relief alleycat. And didn't youse guys in New York use cyclists to ferry supplies out to Hurricane Sandy victims once the storm had passed by? I still think the other post-apocalyptick cycling sport should be bikeathlon, just like the biathlon but with bicycles instead of cross-country skis.

Anonymous said...

I hear Transcendental Wankery is big in Iowa.

McFly said...

The parks director got a Triathlon team going here in 2010 and the kids love it. They swim one week then bike/run the next.

Proudly lil man is the All-Time Skull Crusher Cycling Dominator. They all got Crabone Fibre thinking they could hang but it did not help.

mikeweb said...

Well, as long as it results in occasional couch nookie, so much the better.

Anonymous said...

I'll take the wankery here, and add some smugness by telling you I'll be riding to the Bridge of the Gods tomorrow.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

where's babs??? i wonder if she's still in the position the man she saw put her in... hmmm
or perhaps still on naked beach...
either way, i want to be a fly on wall or a tree near by.

Anonymous said...

Congrats on the unplanned nookie, McFly.
I have to wait until Friday. Liquor store trip tomorrow to help with the transition from work to play.

Anonymous said...

There are no tigers in Africa and it's just a bite.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

ummm...
i think i know why those sign holders are there, snob...

i go that way daily, and daily i see fucksticks on bikes zipping through the intersection with school children crossing it, and even with the sign holders there. i always get the urge to chase the fucksticks on bikes and kick them in the scranus.

there's no need to feel shame while you stop in front of them. i usually chat them up. nothing gets them smiling more than a comment like, "i could ride that one all day long... wink wink"... i, of course would be referring to a bicycle, but he, of course, think i'm referring to a mhlf.

Anonymous said...

if I was going to Filthydelphia I would be making a beeline for that
incredible Thai restaurant in Yadon.

as somebody else used to say

just sayin...

Flyover bike commuter said...

It seems to me that the events in Portland are better described as competitive wankery, exhibitionist wankery,or an exhibition of competitive wankery.

On the other hand, I guess wankery could be considered transcendental, except when the wankery is self-serving.

Oh Hell!! I hate philosphy.

Anonymous said...

I too find those sign holding goons incredibly humiliating. I pass Veselka pretty much daily and changed my route today just to avoid that indignity. I always stop behind the crosswalk, and yeah, seeing that made me wanna creep through all slow grinning at the duder.

crosspalms said...

When I win the lottery I'll come to NY, buy up some bike share stations and convert them to monster truck/mufflerless Harley share stations. Should make the neighbors much happier. Or, if they'd rather be greener, glass recycling dumpsters. With targets in the back, so you have something to throw your empty Moet bottles at.

Anonymous said...

seebati and

Anonymous said...

wevioz great

Esteemed Commenter DaddoOne said...

Agree Der Zoots re;Hubway....

The rest of the Cat 6ers and clueless idiots seemed to be coming in line and all of a sudden hubway bikes are darting off of curbs right out in front of me all day long.

Difference with me is I go right up to the cops and give them gentle berating about their lack of diligence ..."why wait for a "crackdown" to get these people to respect your authority - start today" it actually works sometimes

mikeweb said...

"You weeel ree-speck mah ah-thor-it-tay!!!"

Sorry, had to go there...

Anonymous said...

Ass-tardedness is worse. The transcendental wankery can be seen a mile away, and thus is easily avoided. Ass-tardedness, like curmudgeoness, is hard to spot. Take Martin Amis for example. One day, you think,"this guy is so cool; writer, drinker, British", then you take the chance to congratulate him on achieving "upper class" status, and he gets all grouchy and disses on Brooklyn.

major sir bradley of wiggins said...

a tiger?!?!?! in brooklyn?????

*sshhhhhh*

i seem to have finished outside the time limit. something has sort of bitten my legs, well, sort of orf. possibly a salmon, eh wot?

leroy said...

Thank goodness it's raining.

My dog was going to set up his sound system on Joralemon Street and blast an homage to Barclay's Arena beneficiary Jay Z:

"If you're having guv problems, I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but a bike ain't one."

My dog is more peeved by the private signs around the neighborhood telling him not to water the government planted trees.

I think that I will never see
An elm succumb to canine pee.

Anonymous said...

Where in this personals ad did she say she was a wimp the first time. All I see is that she knows she's stupid, so its a good thing she is also a wimp, keeps her and others out of trouble.

Anonymous said...

"… in Africa?"

Col. Sanders said...

While Miss Holland (or Switzerland) doesn't have Babble's legs, things sure are looking appetizing over there.

rural 14 said...

Rural 1st!!
LeRoi, it's true, your dog is a literary genius, blessings of Lob upon him. I laughed. A rare thing. And I managed to get on the bicycle cycle today for something other than work! For a longish detour in the rain /Tabata sprinting just for fun...it's been a long time. Last time in New York city with my clown bike, I was struck by the haughtiness of riders, all insisting whatever they were doing was right, jumping lights, riding on sidewalks, salmoning, glaring at me...and then I realized that they're mostly so concerned that someone will think they're not from New York. Why when one moves to NYC and gets the right costume and attitude, isn't that fearful provincialism supposed to be replaced with New Yorker's provincialism(s)? . Not sure what can be done about that. Bueller?

rural 14 said...

(and hey, how about Mark Maron's piece in the NYT about hipster jeans...and his comment that one becomes a delivery system for a handlebar mustache...there's the hipsters dilemma neatly encapsulated.

Johnny Appleseed said...

"It is just like the million trees, the city plants them in front of you place of dwelling, then leaves you to have to clean water"

So you have to clean your water in order to make it clean enough to give to trees. Some city this is, you'd think you'd move to Philadelphia or Cleveland.

Cipo said...

No Babble legs today, No Frilly Lingerie today and no Nina Coffee today. High testosterone count today.

Anonymous said...

The new whitefolks politically correct term is to just call them "Wee Todd" which invariably morphs into "he is such a wee wee." and nobody gets hurt.

I can't believe it has come to this. I really can't.

PBateman said...

you know what city DOESNT suck Snobbers?

melbourne florida.

just moved there and its actually pretty damn awesome. Great bicycle lanes all over the place, not a ton of traffic, its obviously warm lovely weather, no hills which is nice for us spaghetti legged people and best of all! -- the tan, slightly trashy florida women. fucking love them. oh, and the beach. there is of course a wonderful beach and you can pedal right along the A1A in safety.

fucking love it and you will do. and we all know Florida is where all the members of the Desert Tribe wind up at some point.

you should come down and do one of your book thingy's that you do in shittier cities.

ooh. how perfect. my captcha today: rigad Assu.

that can be used in a sentence. like, check out the regad Assu on the broad. damn she is smoking hot.

PBateman said...

by the way, if you can't get enough fuckstikery, you'll enjoy this clip from bad santa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRyOo1wgYfk

Serial Retrogrouch said...

@cipo,
there must be a boy-cott by the ladies today... must've been something someone said or did...

@PBateman,
...must've been something someone said or did, i just can't put my fuckstick on it.

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babble on said...

pant pant pant.... Gidday! pant pant... sorry I'm late!
pant pant...
Track and field season... the kids wore me right out.

babble on said...

Heh heh ass-tarded fucksticks and transcendental wankery all in one post? Sweet. :)

Dooth said...

I love...LOVE!!!...stopping for red lights...all those fine l(asses) walking by... And I'm soooo happy our trees are being watered today.

ChamoisJuice said...

I used to work with a guy who would sell the shit out of telemark skis, by describing the trancendentalism of the backcountry experience. Walt Whitman would approve of this sidecut and camber profile...

Do you like-a Walt Whitman?
Funny accent

Nina said...

Late today, let's bring in the estrogen!
Cipo: I'm changing my name legally to Nina Coffee as soon as I get to Iowa (where hopefully there lives some transcendental wankery, supposedly there is a bike shop there run by two guys who both don't own cars, this shop is supposedly next to a vegan restaurant, sounds like a promising start).

My favorite: "I know you're not going to stop, but now you have to, because, you know, this sign."

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

trancendentalwankerismexpialidocious

Vegas said...

Amtrak is similarly asstardedlyfucksticked out here. There is a beautiful ride down Pacific Coast Highway from Orange County to San Diego, 75-100 miles, and if you wanna come back on the choo-choo there are only 6 bikeen spaces on a 7 car train. It's only 1/2 full of people, but the fucking conductor boots you off "his" train because "there aren't any more spots" for 4 more bykes in an otherwise completely empty train car. Security is of course called to physically remove these menacing biekers who are now holding up the schedule by having the audacity to believe they were part of the public that public transport is supposed to serve.

not a robot
should rirnati

Anonymous said...

I beg your pardon babsy dear, my eyes saw "track and field season" but my mind said "fuck and feel season".

Self reliant philospher said...

Wankery is transcendental almost by definition, because one self-reliantly meet one's own needs. If someone else is doing your wanking for you, it isn't self reliant, so it can't be transcendental.

On the other hand, a community of transcendentalists could engage in a circle-jerk, thereby doing some else's wanking while getting wanked at the same time. Inevitably though, someone would get jerked around, because some other wanker wouldn't "pull" his own weight, so to speak.

It is said "Free your heel, free your mind".

Anonymous said...

i kind of like new york.
but why would anyone want to live in a city anyway.
bikes are nice and welcome toy for the healthy in the summer.
but just some rain or even mild ondulations in terrain make them useless as a working mode of transportation.
total disrespect for any trepidation of giving up valuable year-round all-weather parking space for trendy toys seems a bit narrow-minded.
but then again, bikers are athletes, no need for using the brain there?

Anonymous said...

Don'tcha know absence makes the heart grow fonder, Cipo?

George Clinton said...

It is said:

free your ass, your mind will follow.

Nina said...

Anon 4:16 PM I drive a bike, but I'm no athlete.

mikeweb said...

Yes Nina, and anon 4:16 seems like a very serious athlete. Maybe a little too serious.

Dooth said...

I kind of love New York.
Too many reasons to live in a city to mention.
Bikes are nice and utilitarian year round.
Riding in the rain makes me sing and hill-climbing makes me horny.
Cars were once considered trendy toys until mass production made them affordable. Paying more for a vehicle doesn't entitle the owner to public parking privileges, that seems a bit narrow-minded.
But then again, drivers are ass-tards, they need to use their brains.

babble on said...

heh heh, that's good, trancendentalwankerismexpialidocious

er, anon @ 4:16?? Are you sure you're in the right place? You don't have to be an athlete to ride a bike but you sure do have to have a healthy body to have a healthy mind.

Shake hands with Mr Happy and free your mind. It's good training for fuck n feel season.

Anonymous said...

Is the little boy in a boat an athlete if he does his own rowing? Is he adrift, or does he go wit the flow until he recevies assistance from someone else?

JB said...

Anon @ 4:16pm: The little kiddies barely play on the playground when it's rainy and/or cold. Let's pave the playgrounds over and create all-weather parking lots. Little fuckers don't pay taxes either.

Anonymous said...

SARC ASM!

Roille Figners said...

Anonymous 4:16 - so how long have you been fat and wussy?

LITERAL!

yankees suck said...

NYC gets people holding signs to tell cyclists to stop. Boston gets these signs.

not sure which is more futile - treating cyclists like children or like wildlife.

Anonymous said...

Go ahead, free your heel, free your ass, but free your willy and you might end up in jail.

Dicker Gripper said...

Mummy sez that if I read the comments on BSNYC I'll go blind

leroy said...

Dear Anon 4:16

What Messrs. Mikeweb, Dooth, JB, and Roillie and Mss. Babble & Nina said.

I kind of like reality, but can appreciate why one wouldn't want to live there full time.

But, mon dieu, un undue "ondulation" or two or deux et un tete des doo-doo comme vous could undo years of therapy. Fortunately, mon chien Andalou says he'll keep an eye out for you. Sacre bleu.

Anonymous said...

I come from a land down under.
Where Richard Branson cycles and the police thunder.
Can't you hear can't you hear them thunder?
"Put on your fucking helment you ass-tarded fuckstick".

http://www.news.com.au/business/adelaide-police-stop-billionaire-richard-branson-for-riding-bike-without-helmet/story-e6frfm1i-1226637900805

(My captcha was "urinEuro". Is that a golden shower from the princess in the ugg boots?)

Dicker Gripper said...

Mummy sez that if I look at Babble's nudie pictures I'll go blind too!

McFly said...

Wish I was a team mechanic for the blonde Belgian/Dutch/Euro Bike Share lass.

I would "push her off to get her going" like so many road-side puncture repair stratigies.

I am just afraid with those loose-fitting red shorts my hands would go "up inside" them and I would end up with a tight lil ass in my hands.

ASSB OOST

Unknown said...

Those people holding the signs, they remind me of a time I too was taking a travel upon my bicycle. I came upon a stop light, one that was providing a stop in traffic for pedestrians as it only was for a crosswalk, and as I approached on my bicycle preparing to stop a man on the sidewalk was yelling "hey, red light" and then very shortly thereafter, "hey, red light asshole!" and this man was of the very obese type. I was fully intending to stop, even though there were no pedestrians and I would pose no threat to any persons, but I told him "yes, I agree, it is a red light!" and rode through it while he made some sort of obese-man-completely-encapsulated-in-rage sounds that were upon reflection quite amusing. I proceeded to run another light because I figured that since once again nobody would be in any danger from these actions that I should proceed anyways. Plus those "fixie faggots" in bigger cities like LA and New York do things of this sort all the time, and this is Honolulu! I proceeded to lock up my transportation device to a rack for similar transportation devices because it is shaped in the generic form of such transportation devices when a Sheriff comes to my location and instructs me that I should follow the rules of the road and so forth and is on his way. I should have given that obese man a bottle of Champagne for being such a noble citizen and informing my wrongdoings to the proper authorities.

John Henry said...

Vegas @343: "Amtrak... There is a beautiful ride down Pacific Coast Highway from Orange County to San Diego, 75-100 miles.

You should stay on your bike, you'd arrive before the train. I love it when Amtrak calls one of it's trains an "express", biggest oxymoronic title ever (rail travel in China this isn't) . It's no different than calling the Long Island Expressway an expressway.

Cipo, Accept no Substitute said...

Frilly@420: "absence makes the heart grow fonder, Cipo?" it does and absence has made a load to unload. Come to Italy, or I'll come to Iowa.

Paul Bowen said...
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Anonymous said...

Thank you for saying Retard. i am so sick of this PC BS.

Gold For Runescape said...

Caught behind the sprint crash in a wet corner.
No podium but I'm looking good for GC. Billig Diablo 3 Gold Kaufen