Monday, June 25, 2012

There Goes the Neighborhood: It's Getting Highbrow Around Here

Once upon a time in Brooklyn, if you encountered a wiry middle-aged man with beady eyes who was spewing forth addled nonsense, chances were pretty good that he was homeless or on his way to the methadone clinic.  Maybe he'd even be rummaging around in your garbage for aluminum cans.  Now, more likely than not, that man is author Martin Amis, and he's just paid $2.5 million for the brownstone next door to you:


I don't know why someone who's just moves into what I would imagine is a very beautiful house looks so abjectly miserable, nor do I have the slightest idea what any of this means:

“Out there, it’s Arcadian,” he said. “It’s prelapsarian. It’s like living in the ’50s.”

Wait, is he talking about Brooklyn?  How the hell is it like living in the '50s here?  And, like, is that other stuff good or not?

“Best address I’ve ever had,” he said. “It’s a good spondee. Strong. Place. You can’t stress one or the other. Two big stresses.”

I still have no idea.  What is a "spondee?"  Isn't that a drink from 7-11?  I guess it's true what they say, though--you just can't get a decently spondaic address in Brooklyn anymore for less than $2 million.

Actually, I'm not sure I understood a single thing he said in that article.  Granted, I realize my lack of understanding mostly just reveals the limitations of my intellect and my non-Bardian education.  Still, all I know is that, as I read it, I felt like I was watching "Ask Manson:"




I guess at a certain point, if you're lucky, your life becomes so rarefied that people just pretend to understand you and then look up every word you said on their iPhones when you excuse yourself to the bathroom.  You also get to say things like this:

“I’ve sort of hung out with a few thugs all my life,” he said later. “I love thugs. I’m keen on them.”

Right, I'm sure Mr. Amis will be spending lots of time making friends at the nearest housing project.  Maybe he'll even give a reading there.  I imagine he'll be very well received.  "More 'London Fields,' or Ima fucking kill you!"

Meanwhile, back in England, a reader received the following flyer in his mailbox:


Astute readers will recognize the time-traveling t-shirt-wearing retro-Fred from the planet Tridork Bret:




Who has, in his typically preternatural way, transported himself to the front of a pack of climbing cyclists--as well as obtained lucrative sponsorship from White and Sons realty:


It was good of the race organization to overlook both his trade team jersey in what I assume is the World Championships, as well as his use of aerobars in a mass-start event.   Then again, who would dare call out the time-traveling t-shirt-wearing retro-Fred from the planet Tridork Bret for a rule violation?  That would be like asking Martin Amis what he's talking about. 


Speaking of incoherent older men, another reader has forwarded me this, and I can't tell if it's supposed to be funny or not:


I mean, I guess it's supposed to be satire, but it mostly sounds like he put too much rum in his spondee:

Steroid-crazed cyclists—with their maniacal veering in and out of traffic, up and down sidewalks, and into lanes clearly designated "Pedestrians Only"—threaten joggers in Chicago, picnickers in San Francisco, sunbathers in Los Angeles and even retired nuns lollygagging along the banks of the Schuylkill in Philadelphia. They turn a casual midday Manhattan stroll into a terrifying gauntlet; they turn a postprandial constitutional along Boston's Charles River into pure hell. You have to go back to the time of Genghis Khan to find mounted marauders more bloodthirsty, more treacherous and more pitiless than American bicyclists.

I also don't think he's ever seen a recumbent rider in his life:

Even rail-thin, 60-something women demonically pedaling their recumbent bikes home in time to hear "Fresh Air" are on steroids.

Where are these demonically-pedaling women on recumbents?  I don't think I've ever seen a woman on a recumbent--apart from this woman of course:



I'm sure many people will rush to correct me, but based entirely on my own anecdotal evidence, recumbents are mostly something that men like to dork out on, like ham radios and Martin Amis novels.

Speaking of recumbent riders, I saw quite a few of them (all men) this past weekend, and it's a very good thing I had plenty of lovely scenery to admire when I turned to avert my eyes:


I also took a picture of my bicycle, because "upright" cyclists are gigantic dorks too, which is why when surrounded by natural beauty they just stare stupidly at their bicycles.

Though I guess it's better than this:



But only slightly.

136 comments:

Anonymous said...

SHAKALAKA

Kenny said...

AND THAT'S HOW A BILL BECOMES A LAW!

singlespeedwaster said...

Podium!

DogShot said...

Pode!

Anonymous said...

z90 podium?

DogShot said...

Not. Stuck "watching" Tour Divide.

Chip O'Leany said...

Eating pussy.

Ed said...

Top Ten

Serial Retrogrouch said...

top diez!

Unknown said...

Top ten!!!

Johnny 'taCOMA' Douche' said...

And thats how a boner becomes a 'spitting snake limp lizard.'

Unknown said...

Prelapsarian - I read PROlapsaraian, wtf do u ppl do in Brooklyn! Go see a doctor!

or IMA F**KIN KILL YOU!

McFly said...

Cool story, bro.

Flyin Fredddie Douche' D.D.S. said...

Does anyone have a spare Tour de France entry form?

I had one but after power banging and doing nitrous oxide for three days I seem to have misplaced the entry form my biking buddies got for me.

Anyone know where I can cop some sweet 'blood dope'?

Thank you in advance for your help in this matter.

Buffalo Bill said...

I thought the title of that last vid was 'boned at the airport'.

Disappointed again.

mikeweb said...

Averted my eyes and took a wrong turn.

theEel said...

weed.

Unknown said...

Short but sweet Snobby,
Right, I'm off for a Postprandial promenade past the lollygaggers in the prelapsarian splendour of our local park.

That guy needs to ebay his Thesaurus now, before he wears a hole in it.

Anonymous said...

PUNK REOCK

leroy said...

I read a book once.

It was interesting.

Might do it again some day.

But nothing from that Amis guy.

Too many big words.

And my dog is getting tired explaining that sort of thing for me.

Anonymous said...

ok not bad for a monday

cycle

mikeweb said...

Strong place, huh? It's about a block from my apartment. Mr. Amis might want to be careful when bopping out on prelapsarian tunes with his 'beats' headphones around there. My friend was knocked down and had his stolen by a couple of teens last year around the corner from Strong place.

grog said...

"More Spondee or Ima fucking kill you!"

Recumbabe never wears spondee.
Never.

stars_and_water_carriers said...

Tammy Thomas must be riding recumbents now.

Yes, that was really her/him in full steroid glory: http://www.isteroids.com/blog/tag/tammy-thomas/

James said...

Martin Amis and Christopher Hitchens are my only true friends, unless you count turtle dick as a friend, then that would be three. Three true friends.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

SPON DAIC

Jerry Sandusky said...

Why always the same babe on a recumbent?
How about some young nude males on recumbents?
How about some young boys riding face down recumbents?

Lets be fair here!

Fred Nifacent said...

Needed to add the dictionary to my Aero bars to truly enjoy the post...Top 30

Anonymous said...

I, too, read that pean to Martin Amis and had basically the same reaction as you. I am glad for that.

The NYT is very close to losing me as a reader/subscriber.
I do not send them close to $600 per year to insult my intelligence, or, I should probably say, editorially allow Martin Amis to insult my intelligence. The wealthy teenaged knobends from last week was, what, strike 21 for the Style section? Martin Amis' wonderful prelapsarian idyl was strike 22 and I'm about to hit the light switch on their game.

Eww, eww, ick. People suck and the affected wealthy suck most of all.

I think the world of Martin Amis, by the way, and am very happy he is happy in his new digs. But Do Not throw that happiness in my face! Not especially using the word arcadian.

2.5 million $$ presupposes arcadian.

Doesn't it?
DOESN'T IT?!

Eponymous Rex said...

That goofy old dude has a nice pad in which to practice pretentious pronouncements. I wonder if he has ever been interviewed by Dick Cavett. That would be quite a show, I think!

Travis said...

Women on recumbents, a collection of links:

Jacquie Hafner, who just finished RAAM - http://www.ultraracenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Jacquie-Hafner.jpg

Maria Parker, ultramarathon multi-record setter: http://www.ultraracenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Maria-Parker_edited-1.jpg

Sara Kay Carrell, recently finished RAW: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_9qivdoah4E/0.jpg

Furiously pedaling 60 year old: http://www.flickr.com/photos/recumbentjournal/7175191937/in/set-72157630100491448

Female rider at ASME HPVC East: http://www.flickr.com/photos/recumbentjournal/6989077040/in/set-72157629581706920

German female velonaut crossing the US in the Roll Over America: http://www.flickr.com/photos/recumbentjournal/6074964631/in/set-72157627508668042

Recumbent woman at Burningman: http://www.flickr.com/photos/recumbentjournal/4972844858/in/set-72157624912747942

Maybe not quite 60s: http://www.flickr.com/photos/recumbentjournal/4881308264/in/set-72157624574692661

My wife: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ratsinis/1089759970/in/set-72157601380012150

Definitely in her 60s: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ratsinis/2578730931/

Jasper said...

Exactly, Style section? WTF? Martin Amis is not style. His address might be, but he is just another miserable Brit with too many words at his command, as a kind of compensation for lack of...whatever.
And at a guess, Bret was magically transposed into the Olympic road race trial run, as that could easily be Box Hill. Now, that's a spondee address too. - - .

leroy said...

Mikeweb --

If you see Marty, you'll have to tell him about "16 Handles" around the corner on Court Street. The sugar free, no fat praline frozen yogurt is like totally off the hook.

I hear they're working on a new flavor: "Thug Lite."

(In all seriousness, 16 Handles is very good, but after a ride in the Park on a hot day, the lemon ice at Court Pastry is heaven.)

Being an angry young man of letters past a certain age is really, really hard. Living in close proximity to frozen treats makes it impossible.

Anonymous said...

Oy,

I looked up Spondee

and still

don't know what it means.

So goes my redundant day.

Jasper said...

Put it this way, it's not a dactyl.

Jasper said...

"Being an angry young man of letters past a certain age is really, really hard". Great point Leroy; are you speaking from experience here?

mikeweb said...

leroy,

I checked out 16 Handles, but had to leave quickly as everywhere I looked I was getting retina burns. I prefer the other 'Strong Place' also on Court street. They also have quite a number of 'handles' there.

Gaffer Smythe said...

Now all you need is the Budnitz wrench/beer opener for $38. Bargain!

Anonymous said...

Oh crap, now I'm seeing Spondees everywhere and will undoubtedly start to see interstitial dactyls too.

Look, one now!

Doug said...

Nice bike. The more I know about it the more I like it, spacers and all. And I'ma not even being the least bit sarcastic this time.

crosspalms said...

Interesting Amis piece, but what's the thread count on the twisted bedsheets of self-loathing?

McFly said...

Martin Amis does not have a forehead...he has a sixhead.

Learn some HTML said...

Women on recumbents, a collection of real links, as opposed to plain text web addresses:

Jacquie Hafner, who just finished RAAM

Maria Parker, ultramarathon multi-record setter

Sara Kay Carrell, recently finished RAW

Furiously pedaling 60 year old

Female rider at ASME HPVC East

German female velonaut crossing the US in the Roll Over America

Recumbent woman at Burningman

Maybe not quite 60s

My Wife

Definitely in her 60s

You're welcome.

Anonymous said...

Love the Web 1.0 bitch slap.

Still not gonna click on the links. I might loiter but click? No.

Jefe said...

Spondees are the newest wheels from Reynolds. They weigh a gram each and complement Amis's carbon bike made by Booker Prize Cycles. He will ride in the Tour de Pulitzer this Fall for Team Schribners-Mifflin-Rabobank.

Anonymous said...

Spondee : a metrical foot consisting of two long or stressed syllables.

Sounds like Amis will fit right in with his artisianal writing. Still don't understand what a Spondee is.

Jefe said...

In poetry, a spondee is a metrical foot consisting of two long syllables, as determined by syllable weight in classical meters, or two stressed syllables, as determined by stress in modern meters. This makes it unique in English verse as all other feet (excepting molossus, which has three stressed syllables, and dispondee, which has four stressed syllables) contain at least one unstressed syllable. The word comes from the Greek σπονδή, spondē, "libation".

It is unrealistic to construct a whole, serious poem with spondees, except in languages like Chinese - consequently, spondees mainly occur as variants within an anapaestic structure. The spondee is a very important poetic device that poets can use to emphasize meaning within their writing style.

For example (from G. K. Chesterton, "Lepanto"):

White founts falling in the courts of the sun
And the Soldan of Byzantium is smiling as they run;

Travis said...

Thanks McFly. Errantly assumed the comments would autoconvert the links like most modern comment systems.

leroy said...

Jasper --

Of the three descriptors, I was only ever young. Okay, one time I did get a little peeved. But I couldn't sustain it.

Mikeweb --

Fair point re Strong Place's handles. Of course, D'Amico's has some good handles too. I go there and inhale deeply to wake up.

DerZoots said...

OH man you ended with a video. I was ready for more word writing. Well done though.
There is always tomorrow, potentially.

le Correcteur said...

Wow, I love a cycling blog where I'm not the only one of the commenters who can comment intelligently on the spondee; or on the spondaic address!
How cool is that!

le Correcteur

DerZoots said...

I just cut the inside of my mouth hastily eating tortilla chips.
:-(

Anonymous said...

Eating spondee!

+1 Grog

leroy said...

Jefe --

My dog advises that he thinks that he will never see, a lovely poem with spondee.

Of course, the only response could be in pinyin romanization of Mandarin:

Wo xiang wo yao yige jia qi.

Anonymous said...

Spondees at dawn?

Ten paces, turn and no diphthongs!

McFly said...

You're welcome but that was not me. Obviously I have fooled you into thinking I am computer savvy. NEXT STOP: WORLD DOMINATION. (I just learned to copy and paste)

crosspalms said...

jefe,
Now wait just a minute. You can tell me how long those syllables are in meters, or you can tell me how much they weigh in kilos or pounds, but "syllable weight in classical meters" is an offense against the measurement arts. Before you know it people will be talking about cubic minutes (or metric centuries) and it'll be chaos.

McFly said...

Technically those 2 skills make hyperlinks optional. Some people just like to show off.

Anonymous said...

Crosspalms,

Too late.
It's already chaos.

Best Wishes,
Darrin Downer

Travis said...

Double fail! I'ma gonna ride home now, hang my head in shame.

Anonymous said...

Travis @143 -- You should never just assume, because according to <a href="http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-sorry-no-longer-cutting-it,1129/>Kyle Dwyer of the Akimbo Institute</a>, it makes an ASS of U and ME.

Let this be a lesson to you, young man.

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear, omission of a double-quote has rendered my post into Gooblydeegookian. Another try:

Travis @143 -- You should never just assume, because according to Kyle Dwyer of the Akimbo Institute, it makes an ASS of U and ME.

Let this be a lesson to you, young man.

CommieCanuck said...

Wasn't Spondee that contraceptive sponge from the 80s?

SPRM SPNG

Marcel Da Chump said...

Martin Amis is a wannabe thug,
bet he's never been punched in the mug.

A Very Minor Poet said...

Spondees are overrated,
useless, arcane, and just plain dated.

wishiwasmerckx said...

Jasper, it's not a dactyl, it's a pterodactyl.

Grammar Nazi said...

"...someone who's just moves into..." s/b "...someone who just moved into..."

g-roc said...

Wow, Martin Amis has achieved the literary trifecta; douchey, wordy and utterly incomprehensible. Still I believe you should never use big/weird words when diminutive/epigrammatic ones will suffice.

bikesgonewild said...

...initially this post was esoterically brooklynisian but the literary re-spondees have ironically changed it's flavor...

...perhaps martin amis was actually referring to his new home turf as 'arcade-ian' as reflects it's palpably street-circus-like quality...

New York Times said...

We find Martin Amis spondee-licious.

g-roc said...

CC 2:45, Kenny Banya might be able to put you in touch with someone with a closet-full if you're interested.

Anonymous said...

Brooklyn is innocent and unspoiled, not being tained by the original sin like the other boroughs.

Blog Drafter said...

Cyclists love a Spondee.
I saw several on my last Gran Fondii.

A Very Minor Poet said...

Almighty LOB created HE the Spondee,
so epic burritos can be remembered quite fondly.

bikesgonewild said...

...between travis & 'learn some html' i've seen more reclining/recumbent women with their cloths on than i care to look at in one day...

...thank you, good ol' 'recumbebabe' for bridging the gap, as it were...

...well, back to goya's 'la maja desnuda'...if martin amis is gonna try & stink up the joint with culture, i'll take mine with some visual appeal...

Anonymous said...

I am enjoying these comments immensely

like beer after a long ride

But no one's called me a pussy yet

bikesgonewild said...

...of course, whilst offering up recumbent culture as it were, perhaps a little picasso would be more 'work safe' for some of you because what boss could be offended by pablo's gobbledygook version of a naked reclining woman, eh, what ???...

...just sayin'...

Anonymous said...

Don't tell me what it is a spondee.
Brooklyn is Arcadian? I'll disagree.

Prelapsarian hipsters I'll believe
Artisan smugness, only give reprieve

A cramky bookworm in a B-stone;
Geeks in flats, plus fruit of bone.

Dooth said...

Damn you Amis, you erstwhile rake.
We're having a spondee outbreak!

Bob Roll said...

Crosspalms has an enormous lead, at seventy-something comments, in the competition for the Comment o' the Day purple jersey. I don't think anyone will challenge him, but the day is far from over.

recumbent conspiracy theorist said...

Hey it's Bob Roll!

It's always fun to see who pop's into the comment section.

I'm looking forward to your commentary on the tdf coming up Bob.

Anonymous said...

Bob,
This jersey of yours, does it signify quantity or quality?
If the answer is quantity, then don't I win?
Always?

Quilled and Lugged said...

As usual, when WRM falls a little short on his word count, the comment brigade is ready to take up the slack. Good job, guys - it is all guys, isn't it?

Jolene said...

Fer Chissakes, Quilled, git a grip!

leroy said...

Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jo-lee-eee-ne --

I'm begging of you please don't tell Q&L that you're a man.

Anonymous said...

Panties!

bikesgonewild said...

...of course, marty amis's vapidly pedantic literary musings, whilst 'picasso-like' or even 'dali-esque', due to their 'art's for arts sake' mentality, fall under the lexicon of goobledygook...

...perhaps a thug will slap him upside the head with a box of dixon ticonderoga #2 softs to welcome him to the neighborhood...

bikesgonewild said...

...holy shit, quilled n' lugged...you're calling bsnyc/rtms/wcrm a 'word cunt' ???...

...marty amis might be a word cunt but not - oh, wait, i read that wrong...jeez, that's "...word count..."...my bad...

...sorry about that, q & l...

...but marty amis is still a 'word cunt' in my book - or his books, i mean...

mikeweb said...

WCRM,

Just wondering if your "avert my eyes" comment was in reference to the recumbent-ites in your midst, or to this?

Anonymous said...

Seems we're not alone in our loathing of the likes of Mr. Amir:

"Now that you’re moving to Cobble Hill, you should know that if you step foot into any of the bars I actually like I will glass you like a Man U fan in Liverpool."

http://derasso.tumblr.com/post/4985490744/attention-martin-amis

Ouch.

Anonymous said...

That article said Tammy Thomas was convicted of "false swearing" last spring. What the frack is up with that?

McFly said...

I am enjoying "Hyperlink Monday" immensly(alot). It's much better than "ThroatPunch Tuesday". I tried foffing to Picasso's Topless lady but it would not "take" so I switched over to Travis' wife and BAM!...what's the best way to clean out the nooks and crannies on an Asus keyboard?

Anonymous said...

Off The Back Allstar say:
Spondee Reggae,
Spondee Reggae Now.
Feeling Irie and it's not even Wednesday.

Serial Retrogrouch said...

wiki:
Amis's raw material is what he sees as the absurdity of the postmodern condition and the excesses of late-capitalist Western society with its grotesque caricatures. He has thus been portrayed as the undisputed master of what The New York Times called "the new unpleasantness."

Is this irony or what??? oh, wait..no, no, no... that's not irony... it's a joke.

Iron Mike said...

May Martin Amis be Mugged
by a Brooklyn homo thug.

Unknown said...

I believe that photo comes from the London-Surrey cycle classic. Froome and Hunt are in England kit and Cav is wearing his green helmet.

Anonymous said...

Martin's in the hood, yo
Hood give a shit about Spondees, no!

Quilled and Lugged said...

Getting more awesome guys...
bgw - now that you mention it, I did mis-spell word count first time around, but caught it before I hit publish...

leroy - now when you were discussing the three descriptors earlier I counted off 'angry' 'young' and 'man' and was wondering if you were less of a man than our Jolene here, but I then figured out that 'of letters' was actually the third one...

McFly - I can't believe you haven't been in that situation often enough to have found an elegant solution...

Retrogrouch - 'unpleasantness' is often a nice bit of English understatement that might even cover a glassing...

anon@5:32 - second best spondee joke of the day.

Happy to be Anon said...

This surfeit of spondees is really quite odd,
in this blogular commenting space devoted to Snob.

Anonymous said...

Amis's raw material is what he sees as the absurdity of the postmodern condition and the excesses of late-capitalist Western society with its grotesque caricatures. He has thus been portrayed as the undisputed master of what The New York Times called "the new unpleasantness."

Wait a minute. That sounds a lot like this blog I'm reading everyday about bikes and Brooklyn and Freds and Budnitzes and Pike Boarders and that dutchbag currier filmmaker wannabe and gentry style haters of communal bike sharing and bike hating Hasid and and and and and.

Welcome Martin Amis! Where have you been hiding?

Martin Amis said...

Hey, doth this spondee
under the strap go, or over?
Never mind, oh, this Brooklyn clover!

Salty and Sore said...

prelapsarian - from a time before the Prophylactic Spondee Sponge.

arcadian - low rates in the U-P.

Makes total sense. Amis paid $2.5M so he could call himself a douche with more douchierness.

I wonder what he would symbolically define as his iamb and trochee?

g-roc said...

Ya, learn some html, or use a browser that's smart enough to tell it's a link and will right-click you right where you want to go and then you don't have to use no stupid html.

Martin Amis said...

My iamb, sir, is the nether region between my scrotum and anus... what you Americans call, scranus.

What symbolically comes out of my iamb is a mixture of sweet nectar that can give you more Amises, and a brownier nectar that pisses off thugs.

Some Python Spondee said...

Martin Amis, quite preferred.
O, Mansfield, really, such a tinny word.

Martin Amis said...

Yo, i just wanna say, wussup wich using naked Asian chick? It's kinda...umm... what we call in the hood, trite and redundant.

McFly said...

I am learning so much aboot computers today. Did I mention my tower Dell has a retractable cupholder?

Dell-boy said...

You mean the CD drive?
At least you don't have to worry about floppies any more, McFly.

Jasper said...

Do we still have time for an "iamb what iamb" joke?

McFly said...

CDeez? Deez What?

Anonymous said...

Floppies. I see what you did there DellBoy. You are funny.

Ln Wf said...

U Cn Al Sk my Erct Spondee

Martin Anus said...

I can tuck me head up me own pooper shoot and when I open me eyes I can see all the way to me spondee sponder.

crosspalms said...

spond ay? (canadian)
spondee (italian-american)
spondi (actual italian)
spondo (swimsuit, tiny)
spondu (swiss, yummy)
spond-a-lay-e-hoo (pronounced lay-o-park trek)

Anonymous said...

I think that's pronounced

(DrumRoll)

Lay-a-terd-Trek

The Spond said...

Heeeyyy!!

Mes amis

call me Spondee.

Captain Hardbread said...

ima glad i slept in

WPVelo said...

night shift clocking in...what did i miss?

I can't believe no one has said...

There is something terribly Amiss in Brooklyn.

great horn-ed poet said...

i used to write poetry for chicks on recumbents (not really- just chicks, the female women type*.)

but it never made knickers fall, so i quit.

i mean, what's the point?

*my pal says that's the best kind.

tailwinds boohrah!

FREE CLIP ART DOT FRED said...

oh and the bret-the-...-dork

was in my lbc newsletter last month...

Jed said...

Too much slack in my scranus today. Hotter than the devil's peehole.

2wheeler said...

Is Martin Amis the guy with the cookies?

ce said...

Human Velocipede

ce said...

Human Velocipede

ce said...

Comment Centipede

CommieCanuck said...

Dell boy said...

At least you don't have to worry about floppies any more, McFly.

McFly said...

We have something better here at work. It's called "See Alice", she works up front, wears ALOT of skirts.

Dell-boy said...

Holy Moly Commie Canuck - what are the 'professional' ones for? Porn stars?

Fred Clydesdale said...

in your rush to condemn bret for using aero bars in a mass-start event, you overlooked the possibility that it is NOT a mass-start event, but instead a TT in which bret has, improbably, caught and passed EVERYONE ELSE, and they are now illegally drafting HIM.

Takashi said...

I visited White & Sons website, and found out that they have "Dorking Office."

Anonymous said...

So, 131 comments and nothing said about equating public housing with thugs?

You can all artisinallly, trochaically shove it.

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