I don't know what was worse this past weekend--getting out of Manhattan on Friday in the dense holiday weekend traffic, or spending the holiday weekend in the city. All I do know is that I can at least spread the misery around by hitting you with a quiz on your first day back. Don't worry, though--it's a short one, and it should be pretty easy too. Simply study the photographs below and click on your answer. If you're right you'll see either the item or a clear indication you're correct. If you're wrong, you'll see corduroy.
The above vehicle, which I encountered on Friday, belongs to:
--The HairWeavingNYC Mobile Strike Force
--A Trinidadian diplomat
--Master Hair Weaver Clem LueYat
--Transportation Alternatives Executive Director Paul Steely White
What's going on in the above picture?
--A bunch of porta-potties are on their way out to the Hamptons for the weekend
--The DOT is making good on its "Coordinated Street Furniture Franchise" program by making mobile public restrooms available to motor vehicle commuters stuck in traffic
--A bunch of porta-potties are being rounded up and placed into internment camps for not wearing cones of smugness
--I've finally gotten past the hairweaving SUV only to get stuck behind a freaking flatbed full of plastic outhouses