"My owner and I both get beat up a lot."
"Every time my owner gets a new star tattoo, I get another sticker! Yay!"
"Hello? Hello?!? If you can hear me, please, PLEASE steal me and put my gears back on! This guy is completely insane. My address is 313--oh, uh, hi there Buck. No, I wasn't talking to anybody. Say, why don't you clip on that helmet mirror and let's you and me go for a ride!"