Tuesday, January 20, 2015

This Just In: I'm Going On Maternity Leave!


(The stork preparing to deliver a bundle of both joy and racism in Disney's dated and off-putting 1941 classic, "Dumbo.")

I am very pleased to report that over the holiday weekend our family welcomed a brand-new human child.  This means we now have eighteen (18) children, or two (2), depending on how you count.  This also means that I'll be exercising my contractually guaranteed right to maternity leave (the Blogger's Union fought long and hard for this), and will hereby be extending my absence to Monday, January 26th, at which point I'll resume regular updates.

That should be enough time to trade in the Big Dummy for a bakfiets:



Or else just a Canyonero.

In the meantime, thanks for indulging my absence (or, if you choose not to grant me indulgence, you know where you can stick your lack thereof), and I look forward to seeing you back here on the 26th.

Sincerently,


--Wildcat Rock Machine



213 comments:

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CCCIV said...

Ave!

Unknown said...

Wow! So cute, nice blog, I found it interesting.Congratulate to you.I appreciate it.Thanks for share.

Anonymous said...

Breeder

Anonymous said...

Snow scranus

dop said...

The cheaters in Boston will never dig out

Anonymous said...

This also just in - wow, congratulations to you and Mrs Snob.

Freddy Murcks said...

Is Wild Rock Cat Machine now going to declare a snow day due to the fact that there is a blizzard bearing down on NYC? Inquiring minds want to know.

BikeSnobNYC said...

Anonymous 3:33AM,

Eunuch.

--Wildcat Rock Machine

Anonymous said...

26th right?

cycle

caPt scrAnus said...

I'm just sort of thinking

SCRANUS

Dan Miller said...

Congrats on the little one. He'll be pedaling in no time

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