By the way, minimalists should not be confused with "Manimalists," which are of course obsessive fans of the TV show "Manimal:"
Anyway,, my newly-adopted minimalist siblings have been criticized for, among other things, really just being a bunch of rich people with a penchant for Apple products. This couldn't be further from the truth. Consider this post from minimalist blog "mnmlist," which explains that "minimalism isn't just for the affluent:"
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If you're still not sure of your class, here's a quick checklist you can use to see if you indeed fit the minimalist definition of "poor:"
1) You own a computer marketed by a company other than Apple;
2) You own a cellular telephone marketed by a company other than Apple;
3) You don't feel the need to turn what you do with your disposable income into a philosophy because you don't have any disposable income;
4) You live someplace other than New York City or San Francisco.
In any case, once you've started acting like the poor person you are, you can then begin to redeem yourself and experience the joys of minimalism by following these simple instructions:
Eliminating unnecessary possessions also means you’ll need a smaller home, which will save on rent and heating/cooling. Buying fewer things means less debt. Spending time with loved ones or doing things you love means you spend less. All of these things are good whether you’re wealthy or not.
It’s true that the poor are often thought of as not having the luxury of even thinking about simplifying, or minimalism. They’re too worried about putting food on the table, or where the rent is coming from, or how to avoid creditors until the next paycheck. And there’s a lot of truth in that. But it doesn’t have to be true: anyone can pause, breathe, and decide to live differently.
Eliminating unnecessary possessions also means you’ll need a smaller home, which will save on rent and heating/cooling. Buying fewer things means less debt. Spending time with loved ones or doing things you love means you spend less. All of these things are good whether you’re wealthy or not.
It’s true that the poor are often thought of as not having the luxury of even thinking about simplifying, or minimalism. They’re too worried about putting food on the table, or where the rent is coming from, or how to avoid creditors until the next paycheck. And there’s a lot of truth in that. But it doesn’t have to be true: anyone can pause, breathe, and decide to live differently.
Say what you will about minimalists, but if it wasn't for them who would tell the poor people of the world that they should live in smaller homes and buy fewer things? And can you believe that some poor people don't even think about how they can simplify their lives? What's with that anyway? The poor are so self-involved! Consider the people who live in these houses in Africa:
Do they really need all that thatching? Isn't it a bit excessive? They should really consider more minimalist roofing options. Why can't those three families just become minimalists, stop wasting thatching, and start sharing a single home like this?
Not only is it minimalist, but it's also "green," so those poor people can finally start helping us to "save the Earth."
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I bet that big house is cluttered with nets, blow guns, and bows and arrows. Can't they just downsize to something more elegant and "sustainable," give all their hunting equipment away on Craigslist, and consolidate by buying the new Apple iSpear? Seriously, if they can only count up to five then why do they need so much stuff?
If only poor people would put more thought into their lifestyle, the world would be a better and more minimalist place. Meanwhile, while poor people are frittering their lives away by working to feed themselves and their families, minimalists are reaching levels of self-denial that would amaze even the most devout yogi. Believe it or not, some of them aren't even buying iPads:
Just think about that while you're slurping thin gruel in your straw hovel.
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Of course, a key component of minimalism is the bicycle, and almost all minimalists either own one or plan to own one. However, don't confuse this with actually riding the bicycle, for in the minimalist universe bicycle ownership is less about riding the bicycle and more about bragging about not using a car. Consider the author of the "mnmlist" blog, who recently moved to San Francisco and went "car-free:"
We’ve gone car-free, which is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time. It’s almost impossible to do on Guam, for many reasons, though we did manage to go car-lite while we were there. Today, we walk and take transit everywhere, and it’s easy. We plan to get bikes soon.
We’ve gone car-free, which is something I’ve wanted to do for a long time. It’s almost impossible to do on Guam, for many reasons, though we did manage to go car-lite while we were there. Today, we walk and take transit everywhere, and it’s easy. We plan to get bikes soon.
Like Manhattan, San Francisco is one of those places where in many ways it's actually more difficult to own a car than not to own one. In this sense, bragging about being "car-free" in San Francisco is kind of like bragging about being "goose down parka-free" in Miami. Meanwhile, the "mnmlist" couldn't be "car-free" in Guam (instead opting to be "car-lite," which I guess means he didn't drive to the bathroom), which is a tropical island of only 209 square miles:
Even the most feeble "fixter" could probably cover the entire island on an IRO in a couple of days. You'd think in the interest of minimalism he could have at least traded his car for a scooter.
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Meanwhile, as it happens, a number of readers have informed me that the BBC ran an article about minimalism yesterday:
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Meanwhile, the other guy in the article is a professional couch-surfer:
"Back in the day," this form of minimalism used to be known as "freeloading." He's also only just realizing things about records that the rest of the world figured out in like 1986:
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"Things like records snap and wear down over time. It's upsetting."
Though it is worth noting that records tend to last quite a lot longer when you have a home instead of a backpack.
Speaking of minimalism, I recently took delivery of a non-minimalist bicycle for testing:
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It is an Electra Ticino 8D, and here is what it looks like when it is assembled:
I will share with you my impressions of this bicycle once I've spent some time with it, but my first ride was a "comfy" one, and I felt like an utter dandy despite my slovenly attire:
In the meantime, should you see me "palping" this genteel bicycle about town, please feel free to greet me in the traditional "minimalist" manner:
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(Minimalists greet each other by holding aloft their iPhones.)
One thing I will say about the Ticino is that it provides for a rather upright riding position--though not quite as upright as an ElliptiGO, as photographed by "Daddo One:"
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147 comments:
First!!
hi!
Podium?
Dang, Brah!
i'm doing minimalist work today
Top 10!
umph...
Meh.
Top 10?
Btw, excellent Manimal reference. I used to love that show as a kid.
HAIL CSZR
-P.P.
Respectable top 15
I know tons of poor people in New York City
A macbook, a Kindle, and an iPad... yeah, real minimalist. I guess he made the ultimate minimalist sacrifice... he gave up on minimalism. (Really...there's nothing happening on that website or blog in nearly a year.)
I almost got 100% on the quiz today. Only missed one.
Snob, you nailed it today. All I can say is, how can someone with thousands invested in personal electronics consider themselves minimalists when there are people in the world who don't even own a kitchen sink?
The ElliptiGO rider is a stand-up guy.
Someday there will be a cure for sleep or some capsule hotels and I won't even need a house. True urban minimalism!
Work: coffee shop/coworking space
Play: well, anywhere
Shower: gym
Stuff: sold/storage
Sleep: capsule hotel/Polyphasic sleep/future cure
I can imagine a future where sleep is a unnecessary luxury for the rich.
Augh! I realize you touched on this in your post on Thursday about that other minimalist, but I have to paste this additional material from the Mnmlist site, because AUGH:
"Obviously I own more than this, if you count shared items. A couple of couches, a bed, a dresser, TV, an Apple TV, a TV stand, a dining room set, dishes and pots and pans, food, a refrigerator, a digital camera, soap and shampoo. Books — less than 10 now that I’ve recently given away most of them. Not to mention the things the rest of my family owns that I don’t use. The items listed above are just my personal items, owned only by me."
OBVIOUSLY. I'm especially fond of the line "Not to mention the things the rest of my family owns that I don’t use." I am imagining him looking longingly at the colored pencil set someone's enjoying, or the family playing a board game... or he's home alone and just DYING to try the wife's iPad... and he's sitting on his hands: Must. Not. Use.... am MINIMALIST!
At least the ElliptiGO has hubs.
Balls.
The ElliptiGo is $2200! Very minimal indeed.
I wonder what happens when a minimalist realizes how much of their life they are wasting? Or how many thoughts are cluttering their mind?
Minimalists remind me of weight-weenies. Each spends too much time trying to design the "perfect" lifestyle/bicycle instead of getting out and living/riding and overall they lose originality/strength in the process.
DC guy's website - http://iamsickboy.com/
I worked as a home packer for awhile; packing rich people's stuff into boxes in preparation for a move. I think people in general have way to much crap. I could tell you some stories. At the end of every job I felt compelled to get rid of my extraneous crap.
While it's unfortunate that it's being advocated so badly in columns like those shown, I'm in agreement that a clutter free house can make life a lot less stressful.
Ok, the part about the Amazon wasn't really funny. Some serious prejudice on that one.
0-4. I am so poor.
My power went out for a few hours during our "primetime". It was kinda cool.
I love how the one guy talks about how minimalism allows him to "live anywhere and move instantly." a) you can live anywhere anyway, and b) who the fuck needs to move "instantly?" Just like the point you made Monday, what planet to these fools live on? And the dude who got rid of his apartment is just a jerk now. I love how they want to freeload off everyone else so they can be officially minimal.
I feel a lot better about my stuff since I sold that special laptop pannier for a $100 loss on eBay and started using duct tape to lash my computer to the rack on the back of my Merlin.
Bikesnob - you are so on fire again. awesome, and I totally agree with the moving guy. Minimalism is great, but what you're lampooning (pretentious for mocking, I guess) isn't quite minimalism.
I didn't mind the Amazon link. No one would complain if they was ridnicks who couldn't count.
Poor and cluttered,
Stiveaux
mmmmmmmmmmm
BL
Jão,
That was sort of the point--I was making fun of the "minimalist" and his simplified worldview.
--BSNYC
top 32
He has a iMac, an Air, an iPhone, and his wife will get an iPad, and he needs to explain why he won't get an iPad?
200 square miles= 20 X 10 miles. I think the thing sounds smaller the second way.
It's also funny how most of their minimalism is totally unsustainable. If everyone got rid of their apartments to couchsurf with their friends, they'd all be on park benches.
Hillbilly, he even says "I don't doubt I'll get one eventually." I love it; it's more like a post about "why I don't have an ipad at this exact second." Shouldn't the title actually be "why I will be buying an ipad," since he's admitted to as much.
iSpear!
I am predicting an epic ElliptiGO/Rapha collabo:
http://www.elliptigo.com/sfla/
Damn. I just watched that entire Wham lip-sync-o-rama thinking it was the one with the cool thing they did with the drum solo, but now I think that was a Tears for Fears video or something and I'm thinking waaaay too much about the 80s. We should all just be happy to have survived, I suppose. It actually seemed cool after Disco. Jeez, Snob, thanks for that trip down a scary alley of my memory.
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed that they never list things like, broom, mop, soap, towel, cleaning brush. Even if THEY don't stink, their apartments are going to become havens for rats and roaches. Maybe that is why they have to move out of them and crash on friends couches: to avoid the plague they are breeding in Williamsburg.
Up here in the great white north (Albany) we need our possessions to entertain us during the long dark winters.
I always associated George Michaels with this song.
Thank you for this post; the hypocrisy is astounding.
Snob, that Ticino just screams out for wicker basket, you know, to hold sanitary napkins.
Poor people are just so...curious: the inorganic food, the off-brand electronics, the unfashionable vehicles, the neighborhoods overlooked by gentrification, the discount clothing. I could go on but instead I choose to be minimal.
Can one achieve "minimalism" by just using broader and broader categories?
I have electronics (all the apple and non apple stuff covered), apparel (all the pairs of socks covered), shelter (including all the things that make it livable and maintained), food (include here all cooking and eating utensils and appliances) and transportation (bike, car, boat, float-plane, roller-blades and kick-bike).
That's five. And to avoid upsetting anyone, I will refrain from making a counting remark.
Pretty minimal, I guess.
Yeah, this sort of "minimalism" is certainly far from self-sufficiency--they need to be around folks who are not so minimalist. It's like Freegans--while on one hand you can say, it's a sign that our society produces so much spare capacity/waste that you can live off the trimmings, it still requires that someone, somewhere be actually producing stuff.
It's true that Buddhist monks have very few personal possessions, but they live in monastaries that provide a lot of shared resources, like shelter and food. And they also rely on outside donations.
I especially like this line:
"Buying fewer things means less debt. "
Also, buying stuff you can afford and pay for means less debt. Not using credit means less debt. Paying cash for stuff means less debt. Paying off debts means less debt.
Now it's true that much of the growth of our economy of the last 30 years or so was funded by excessive debt, and a lot of people being irresponsible with money. We need to back off from that. But just carrying digital versions of all you junk in an iPad isn't the way to do it.
No way, I'm not giving up my blow-gun.
I'm comment number1 I don't recognize any of these other comments.
Nor do i recognize them as competetion in comment racing, for you see, I sold my racing keyboard for the library's here.
TTLY MNML
@sherpa -
I'm guessing cleaning supplies fall into the category of stuff he shares with his family. Or maybe stuff his family owns but he never uses! "Sorry, honey, but I can't help you vacuum - you know I'm too minimalist for that."
I think I preferred the ElliptiGO the first time around, when it was actually minimalist.
No levers, no cranks, no chain, no brakes, no iPhone. And Chicago to Miami, no less.
Is it possible that all this Mini-Mall talk is gorilla marketing for Apple? Is Snob playing into their hands? Do androids dream of electric sheep? And of course,
what is the sound of one hand clapping?
we will all be poor if the minimalist have their way, given the economy is driven by people buying stuff. Except Apple of course, they will thrive. I'm thinking forced minimalism won't seem quite as quaint to these condescending nobs.
Chimp marketing, maybe.
That Ingo bike is pretty eccentric.
They're an absolute blast to ride.
@sherpa:
The staff owns those items. Besides, I consider such tasks to be outside of more core competency.
Kramer: Well I just got it. Spector gave it to me , he's giving everything away...becoming a minimalist.
George: Is that the guy who likes fat women?
Jerry: Doesn't the fat fetish conflict with the minimalism.
minimalism is just another raised level of smug self importance and general douchebaggery from people who in reality are just inexperienced, insecure, uncultured small town posers. hey, douchecunt!- the world exists off of your computer not on it! you phony pigs are just as fake as your precious digital images and indeed just as insignificant too. fuck off already.
You seems to have been maximizing your possible posts about minimalism.
I'm going to print them out and keep them in my collection of BSNYC posts which I have commented upon.
Saw a guy on an elipti-go going up Vail Pass the other day. double crazy..
perfect. Thanks.
@pawnshop,
That does look like a lot of fun.
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I like Mr. Car-Lite-in-Guam. Have you looked at the map? About a third of the island is mountainous and not inhabited and a chunk of the rest is U.S. Navy Ammunition storage or air bases. What kept him from being car-free? The brutal winters?
I'm typing this on my iPad after walking to McDonalds for lunch. Does that make me minimalist?
Streepo, that's an admirably minimalist comment.
I've got to comment on the mnlmst discussing when he may or may not buy an iPad. He won't need it "for at least 2-3 more years." He could easily reduce the number of characters he typed. At least 2 years implies that 2 years is the minimum, he might be able to make it 3 years. So, if he is sure of 2, but not sure of 3, he should write "at least 2 years." However, "at least 3 years" includes 2 years, so the 2 is redundant. We don't really know which he means, so not only is he not being minimalist, but he is being indefinite at the same time.
This is like the guy who says "an average of 20-30", or whatever. An average is a definite number, not a range. If you want to use a range, leave out the "average."
Will I feel bad for these so-called minimalists when, after digitizing the only real archive of their existence, the iPad is lost, stolen, or has the hard drive wiped out by a virus?
Minimalism and George Michael (I didn't know about his singing before "WHAM") in the same blog. Wonderful. BTW: I'm a huge fan of minimalism and grow your own food as well. (Two chickens, and I grow nearly all my own food.)
- David
Aloe Vera 101
Holistic Health Info.
STUF GONE
wiwm:
Perfect! They've outsourced themselves to a machine. Steal the machine you steal their identity!
Wasn't it the fruit-named electronic designing company that at one time railed against becoming a tool of the machine as part of their image building campaign?
Wow! This minimalism is a real concern. I can apply it to most aspects of my life, just not bicycles. I need those weekly packages of junk from Performance, Nashbar, Jensen USA, Bike Bling, etc.
I really just wanted to post this picture of me in last Saturday's Capital Region Road Race. I am struggling up a hill that reaches a 20% grade. Despite the fact there is nobody else in the shot, I did not finish last.
Guam! Yay! I lived there for 5 years and as anyone who's been there knows, it would be THE most dangerous place to ride a bike. Gridlock worse than NYC, suicidal drivers that routinely run red lights by 3 seconds or more, and roads made from crushed coral that get slicker than ice when it rains. Oh, and throngs of Japanese tourists.
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Is it minimalist to buy someone's used pearl izumi cycling shorts? Because they're sold.
I really just wanted to post this picture of me in last Saturday's Capital Region Road Race. I am struggling up a hill that reaches a 20% grade.
My driveway has a 26% bump on it. That's why they call me the Canadian Fausto Coppi,
If you will allow me to wax philosophical on a forum better suited to fart jokes, two defining characteristics of "G-d" are omnipotence and omnipresence.
The internet is striving to make "G-ds" out of mere mortals by offering them near-omnipresence.
Shedding the earthly tether of material possessions is another step moving them closer to divinity.
I went to college with the DC minimalist guy featured in the article. There was no inkling back then he would go on to become a minimalist.
Did you see the part on the mnmlist FAQs where he says that he had six kids before his "change in philosophy" and then, referencing a pair of sandals as a comparison (I have no idea if he is serious) he says: "However, I have decided it would be most unethical for me to throw out my children, just because I now believe in downsizing. It was a tough decision, but I’m sticking by it." He brought 6 human beings into this world and then decided his "philosophy" changed!??!
is this still a bike blog?
no, I am serious. Is it?
O.K. CC, I'm coming to race you up your driveway. Please have something better than Molsons at the finish.
A minimalist's best friend?
Lot's o' patchouli oil !
If you will allow me to wax philosophical on a forum better suited to fart jokes, two defining characteristics of "G-d" are omnipotence and omnipresence.
Pull my finger.
Anonymous 2:34pm,
No.
--RTMS
if only the UCI hadn't banned the EliptiGO, Sastre could have won the Tour this year.
if only the UCI hadn't banned the EliptiGO, Sastre could have won the Tour this year.
if only the UCI hadn't banned the EliptiGO, Sastre could have won the Tour this year.
If I only knew the mnmlst was on Guam I could have went there rode my bike to the other side of the island and yelled "douchebag" and he probably would have heard me.
I'm buying whole sections of thrift store goods to leave on street corners in williamsburgh to entice hipsters to take into their hovels for materialism worship....
Move on, this topic is played out.
No Baskets for the Electra! They've been recalled.
http://www.electrabike.com/recall.html
The first thing that loaded when I chaecked the site...ironic. But that is the purpose of BSNYC...
Like Manhattan, San Francisco is one of those places where in many ways it's actually more difficult to own a car than not to own one. In this sense, bragging about being "car-free" in San Francisco is kind of like bragging about being "goose down parka-free" in Miami.
You don't spend much time in SF, eh?
New strategy employed by Bike Thief on probation who cannot resist the lure of theft, and gets caught.
"How much for your bike lock. I'll pay for it."
http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/AltoVelo/message/24854
BSNYC,
Fair enough... Looks like I overreacted a bit. Guess it has something to do with the whole Stallone incident, you know.
...MNML CMNT...
Q-
No disrespect to your concerns, but you just described LA.
@jimmynuetron - the answer to your last question is "wooosh"
@CC - wouldn't that make you the Fausto Copp-eh?
Fantastic!!!
Fantastic!!!
Oh and 100st
minimalism has its virtues, but when reading the reasoning behind this lifestyle as told by Sutton, I feel like no matter how few things these people own, they remain materialist in the sense that possessions of any quantity defines them. Sutton writes that when he looked in his closet at all his things he felt stress because he did not use them as much as he expected. but they are just things and it doesn't affect them either way. i feel that this 'stuff anxiety' comes from projecting yourself on things you own and feeling that they are a part of you. This is materialistic in my view.
I'm not sure if my hard drive is half full or half empty...
The 39t is an improvement over the 42t. And the 10 is better than the 5,6,7,8 and 9. I like the 2nd water bottle, the shorts are better, and the clipless pedals, and the stiffer shoes.
I also appreciate that there are more women around.
I did chuck all the measuring devices off my bike. But I thought that was just going Cannibal.
We may end up here anyway:
http://www.snotr.com/video/750
"condense my life into 2 boxes and 2 bags"
That is interesting that he really does think his possessions are his life.
Too much minimalism!!!
Minimalism in all things.
...how paradoxically palpable is the irony in this ???...
...the "new minimalism" is so fucking contrived as to be nothing but a glorification of materialism with new parameters...
...just fucking sayin'...
I love cycling but if I followed what these minimalists advocate I would get rid of my 30 piece tool kit and repair stand and spend $50 each month on repairs.
But I am proud of being self sufficient and being able to repair things without going to a bike shop every time.
And if I wanted to be truly minimalist I should just copy my dad: no cell phone, no ipod and checks email once a week.
Checked out the Electra site. What awful bikes. They even tell you that your riding position has been wrong for years. Really? Ride a 10 year old Cannondale F400 with upside down stem, slicks and XT. The drivel they write just pisses me right off.
aw fuck
me and ricky been minimalists and didnt even no it
we live in a trailer and go to the pubic libary for the bathrooms when we use it and the computer conrnections
if we needs a shower we go up to the truck stop at hazard and also pick up some condoms
ricky once talked about saving the earth by recycling condoms and i slaped the shit out of him
he kinda liked it
Yay Jefe!
I think we'd all agree that if you weren't DFL then its definitely a pass.
"My driveway has a 26% bump on it."
The minimalist I just ran over is a 5 percent grade, run one over everyday and your hill climbs will increase by 26%
I hear lance and landis train that way.
I thought Michael's Industrial band was Revolting Cocks?
Whatever.I know this topic of minimalism well,makes a great side with my bowl of ramen (no seasoning).
Minimalism is like a diet and I'm sure it will be just as successful in curbing materialism as a diet is in reducing the desire to eat.
"The stuff you own ends up owning you."
-Tyler Durden
I saw a bike locked up thusly:
the fork/wheel combo was U-locked to a rack. If you could do 25 mile+ wheelies, you could easily own this bike.
..."I thought (george) Michael's Industrial band was Revolting Cocks?"...
...perhaps "revolving cocks" ???...
...i heard those 'public bathroom trysts' were like gay merry-go-rounds...
...in-out, off-on, bend forward & grab the brass (cock) ring...hey, now it's someone else's turn...
...(not that, i guess, there anything wrong w/ that, although right now...ewww...i'm disgusting even myself here !!!)...
Thanks Frilly
I went through kelly's list of stuff. if I was the owner of such boring overpriced douchecessories I'd do the world a favor and opt for suicide in favor of minimalism.
Great work today Snob! I got around to reading today's piece a little late because I had a late dinner. I had to wait for my wife to finish so I could use the fork.
top 120.... my normal finishing position in every race i've ever done.
get it??? "finishing position"
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/734939/dramatic_chipmunk_dropping_loads/
人家都說男人到大陸都會外遇包二奶
老婆淚眼說擔心他外遇
他了解老婆的擔心,只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾
漸漸的,老婆的電話愈來愈少…
她說,她是怕自己太依賴
漸漸的,他知道其實是她有了外遇
於是,面對自己外遇的行為,他忽然覺得好過了些…
你打死不承認你的外遇,甚至出手打我,抓姦也要在床是嗎?
真的要抓姦在床你才肯承認自己的背叛?我想要抓姦,
不僅僅是為了讓你啞口無言,抓姦也是為了要讓自己出一口氣!
我想要抓姦,我想要讓你知道,外遇不是沒有代價的!
I bet Blagojevich will be a minimalist very soon. With some artisanal bread and water. And maybe a visit from bikesgonewild...
...just saying...
...ouch, lk...
...& believe me, the visual rather than the verbal aspect of my comment is what disturbed me...
Wouldn't a minimalist ride a unicycle?
-Miles Archer
Ah hell, am I the only one hear that doesn't read Chinese?
M P
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please keep the minimalist slander to a bare minimum.
Followed the EliptiGo link to their web site and watched the demo vid. Good grief, that contraption is like some kind of heart attack inducement device. In one scene it looked like the guy's heart was coming out of his neck.
Oh, its probably fun. You can spend a relaxing afternoon cruising along the beach with a heart rate of 235 BPM.
The EliptiGO would be hilarious as a fixie.
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I can not read Chinese, but I can use Google Translate to see what it says. Now all I need is an App to know what it is supposed to mean.
The junk that does not make any since in the previous comment is the translation of the first two posts that contained Chinese characters.
On my bike rides around the county, I see poor houses with a billion junk cars and other random sh*t strewn across the yard. Seems to be an inverse relationship between the amount of money they make and the propensity to put up a satellite dish, though.
According to a female friend of mine, the term "douche bag" is unpleasantly sexist. Dilbert has the answer; the new euphemism is "juice bag"
http://www.dilbert.com/2010-08-17/
I don't mind if your posts stray from BICYCLE every now and then. Seriously, the naysayers should settle down. I'm just happy this blog is updated as frequently as it is. It's the only blog I read. I guess that makes me a minimalist, becau-- nah, nevermind.
http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB10001424052748703866704575224283775143058-lMyQjAxMTAwMDAwNzEwNDcyWj.html
See link for Lee Child interview and description of "minimalist" lifestyle. Mentions minimalist appt for 1.5 million (and an additional appartment in same new york building to keep stuff).
i think you missed something. i consider myself minimalist and i'm poor as shit, but it's all right my hand me down phone does all a phone was every really intended to do, make calls and this shitty laptop is good enough to read this blog. i just want less stress.
I seems to be a minimalist, you have to "be" certain things.
1)White
2) Male
3)Well educated (or appear to be)
4) Twenty-something
If these guys ever get a serious girlfriend or actually get married, things will change rather quickly.
Haha, chinese spam on an english blog.
Please, no more minimalist coverage. Its almost too sad to be funny (and I didn't think that was possible)
I was literally on the verge of tears after the "I don't need an ipad"
I think it's a good thing when people start thinking about commodities and whether they can go on without some of them. The issue with this whole minimalist thing is that it's just a fad in the series of fads that these "minimalists" jump on. I bet a few years ago they were all about excess but it's fashionable to be cheap so they're going with it.
I agree 100% with Moopheus' comment. These folks are still living in the lap of luxury and maybe they have fewer physical things that they have to house but they still have a pack rat house in their computers and iPads. Buying a book as a book or a file is still buying a book, no?
I have replaced having a girlfriend with online porn.
"I can imagine a future where sleep is a unnecessary luxury for the rich."
Don't rich people take cocaine to minimalize the need for sleep?
"Less is More"... sounds good to me! I don't have a problem with anyone attempting to make do with less. If you are going to own less things, what is wrong with wanting the few things you have to be nice, useful,even luxury items? Better then all the junk most people have. As far as the people saying things like 'what if everyone did that?", that is always a ridiculous question. What is everyone did ANYTHING? What if everyone decided to be a lawyer? Or paint their house white? What a boring world it would be! The very fact that most people don't do it, is what makes it possible.
I hadn't seen mnmlist, but as soon as you described it I suddenly guessed who must be writing it--and I was right. Thanks for the laugh.
those are some rustic houses.
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