As you take your seat at the Thanksgiving table, I hope you will join me in not only giving thanks for this uptick but also in praying for the CKHCI's continued growth. Hopefully, this bodes well for the retail orgy that is Black Friday, as well as for the regular orgy that is Sepia Saturday.
As such, I will spend at least part of my recess virtually fabricating my own "whip." Personally, I wanted something less Dr. Seussian and more practical, and I'm already off to a ripping start:
And yes, this image is perfectly safe for work--not only because it's sepia-toned, but also because it's pre-20th century. While sepia alone can't always legitimize a photograph, any art historian or porn-monger will tell you that pornography automatically becomes art after 100 years, no matter how explicit it may be.