tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post8321358357191655545..comments2024-03-18T07:59:30.743-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: And The New Test Bike Is...BikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-18407801446741191022019-07-02T05:29:21.867-04:002019-07-02T05:29:21.867-04:00Anonymous 3:27am,
Stop reading me forever, you do...Anonymous 3:27am,<br /><br />Stop reading me forever, you don't deserve me.<br /><br />--Tan TenovoBikeSnobNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-19965116026414140672019-07-02T03:27:09.152-04:002019-07-02T03:27:09.152-04:00Have the Snob's kidnappers made ransom demands...Have the Snob's kidnappers made ransom demands yet? Do we need bitcoins to free him? Do we have to buy a bunch of these Jones bicycles? Please tell us so we can free him and get back to his snark instead of the kind of mindless blathering about the qualities of a bike we can read on any of the bazillion advertorial cycling websites clogging up the innertoobz. Please! I'm (almost) begging you.<br />PS Kidnappers suck.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-51787132285082947632019-07-01T08:28:30.723-04:002019-07-01T08:28:30.723-04:00Anonymous 3:11am,
You know what? You're righ...Anonymous 3:11am,<br /><br />You know what? You're right: I am an industry tool. Jones, for example, makes great bikes and I want them to succeed. In fact I want the entire industry to succeed and for everyone involved in it to do well so they can keep making bikes and feeding themselves simultaneously, and in turn we can keep riding them. Crazy, right? <br /><br />--Tan Tenovo<br /><br />PS: Corollary to Godwin's Law says any asinine media critique will eventually mention Fox News for no reason.<br /><br />PPS: You suck.BikeSnobNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-89481805235805056912019-07-01T03:11:38.090-04:002019-07-01T03:11:38.090-04:00"So what bicycle have you received for testin..."So what bicycle have you received for testing? Please point us to your blog, magazine column, or radio show where you discuss cycling much more interestingly than I do.<br />Wait, you don't have any of those things? Yeah, I thought so"<br />WOW! This guy's a real industry tool. Please, please, please let the Real Snob out of captivity and get rid of this egomaniac. Whoever this guy is, will he be on "Fox and Friends" next?<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-85166947983009512892019-06-28T15:36:34.916-04:002019-06-28T15:36:34.916-04:00What guidance does the cinema offer RE the pestici...What guidance does the cinema offer RE the pesticide blockade? Well it's true the one in Close Encounters was a fake. But on the other hand, the "river road" in Hotel Rwanda was probably best avoided.<br /><br />Anyway school's out means... WECAN'TEVENTHINKOFAWORDTHATRHYMESAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-8128243280373802192019-06-28T15:31:54.687-04:002019-06-28T15:31:54.687-04:00Hey don't tar all of us anonymouses... anonymi...Hey don't tar all of us anonymouses... anonymi... anonymarati...<br />Don't tar all of the Anonymati with the same brush. I'll have you know, we all have to pass a rigorous and demanding Captcha Exam to prove our qualifications to post comments here. And some of us in real life are totally fricking awesome brilliant scientists (probably) and loving parents, always the life of the party, people just gravitate to us, we just always somehow make everybody feel special, we'd give you the shirt off our backs, and we also enjoy foosball, a quiet reading nook, and walks on the beach at sunset with our lovely wife Cindy and our kids Aidan, 12, Cindy Jr., 7 and little Tannyr, 2, but we just don't want our comments publicly associated with our real identities.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-67521762773088360022019-06-28T13:17:49.150-04:002019-06-28T13:17:49.150-04:00Oops!my post went into the reply mode.
My apologie...Oops!my post went into the reply mode.<br />My apologies. bad boy of the southnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-71170098431994272092019-06-28T08:17:56.126-04:002019-06-28T08:17:56.126-04:00I don't even know why anonymous posting is all...I don't even know why anonymous posting is allowed. Wait, we're all anonymous on the entrynet, nevermind. I am going to start using "anonymous" as my user name everywhere I go. And I'm going to name my band "Closed for Private Event" to make sure we get maximum turnout.anonymous Huskerdontnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-72749671879379826972019-06-28T06:54:42.389-04:002019-06-28T06:54:42.389-04:00Anonymous 5:34am,
So what bicycle have you receiv...Anonymous 5:34am,<br /><br />So what bicycle have you received for testing? Please point us to your blog, magazine column, or radio show where you discuss cycling much more interestingly than I do.<br /><br />Wait, you don't have any of those things?<br /><br />Yeah, I thought so.<br /><br />--Tan TenovoBikeSnobNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-76751981600697636712019-06-28T05:34:34.913-04:002019-06-28T05:34:34.913-04:00"I am extremely excited to see what this thin..."I am extremely excited to see what this thing can do" Did they kidnap the Real Snob again? I think "the thing" can do little more than what is shown in the photo. What the Snob (or whoever has replaced him) can do on it is of course a different thing - but I think he (or she) will sit on the saddle, grab the handlebar and push down on the pedals, pretty much like every other bicycle out there? ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-76434732293167434102019-06-27T22:13:08.629-04:002019-06-27T22:13:08.629-04:00You couldn't have gotten the red one so we can...You couldn't have gotten the red one so we can tell them apart? Here's a picture of two bikes: one is a black bike with funny handlebars and fat tires, one is a black bike with funny handlebars and fat tires that are slightly bigger, and it's slightly longer. <br /><br />Is there a specific wheel width requirement to race in the fat bike class? Maybe the Jones (in either lengthway) could avert your issues with those pesky fatbikers. If you could live with yourself afterwards ...Some guy from upstatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-19163507430870494602019-06-27T21:47:05.960-04:002019-06-27T21:47:05.960-04:00Safe riding on the the new Jones.
Passing the olde...Safe riding on the the new Jones.<br />Passing the older one to your brother(?)?.<br />Okay.no more riding past the spray truck.<br />Only spray you can pass through is the lawn sprinkler type.<br />Sermon is over.(for now)bad boy of the southnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-13124763588803732842019-06-27T21:29:06.185-04:002019-06-27T21:29:06.185-04:00Ran a spray truck for awhile. Had three cats at th...Ran a spray truck for awhile. Had three cats at the time. I would not even come near those guys until I shed my uniform in the basement (no cats allowed down there) and had a shower.<br /><br /><br />And an adult beverage or two. <br /><br /><br />Or three.<br /><br /><br />Okay, or elebenteen.<br /><br /><br />kthxbaiAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-87356142271106800142019-06-27T21:16:35.045-04:002019-06-27T21:16:35.045-04:00Instead of posting my rant, here is the shortened ...Instead of posting my rant, here is the shortened version. Enter “organophosphate” into a common search engine. For all I know you have. You are carrying your Epi pen?BamaPhrednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-60290897623912932262019-06-27T21:04:47.466-04:002019-06-27T21:04:47.466-04:00Tan, you keep torturing me with your fun on a (fre...Tan, you keep torturing me with your fun on a (free) Jones and he would not even let those outside Grandcheato's empire to buy one. Had to content with putting Jones bendy bar on something similar. Tariffs and taxes make imports madly expensive from your side of Ocean...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-38305609024302381882019-06-27T19:44:27.808-04:002019-06-27T19:44:27.808-04:00Twins!!
My lawn attracts flyers from spraying com...Twins!!<br /><br />My lawn attracts flyers from spraying companies. It's green, but if you look closer WEEDs. I couldn't care less.<br /><br />NOPO ISON<br /><br /> JLRBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-83616034020766227932019-06-27T18:13:18.559-04:002019-06-27T18:13:18.559-04:00Oh dear. Just read the comments. How am I going t...Oh dear. Just read the comments. How am I going to break it to him that Dooth has released his version first. leroyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489096287266831412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-41458951692525750182019-06-27T18:08:36.704-04:002019-06-27T18:08:36.704-04:00Well this explains my dog adding "Me and Mrs....Well this explains my dog adding "Me and Mrs. Jones" to his karaoke set list the other evening.<br /><br />I swear that dog can wail.<br /><br />And not in a good way. leroyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489096287266831412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-30266842925510633822019-06-27T16:43:13.208-04:002019-06-27T16:43:13.208-04:00Good luck getting through your wife's business...Good luck getting through your wife's business trip with your sanity intact if you are temporarily single-parenting your seventeen children. <br />The LWB Jones looks fun but I'd imagine the turning radius is ridiculous, making that bike unsuitable for silly-tight singletrack.HDEBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-31033136987413515392019-06-27T15:41:03.825-04:002019-06-27T15:41:03.825-04:00Our transfer station will not accept lawn clipping...Our transfer station will not accept lawn clippings. They are considered hazardous waste due to the prevalence of pesticide spraying.HarlenCnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-13900315961567587132019-06-27T15:33:38.495-04:002019-06-27T15:33:38.495-04:00Two Joneses? Could thing we don't ride togeth...Two Joneses? Could thing we don't ride together, or I'd have to worry about keeping up with them.Freddy Fredericksonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-24772959016683785622019-06-27T14:50:19.880-04:002019-06-27T14:50:19.880-04:00Tan annnnnnndddddd Mr, Mr Jones Mr Jones Mr Jones ...Tan annnnnnndddddd Mr, Mr Jones Mr Jones Mr Jones Mr Jones. <br />They have this thing... going on.<br />Doothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-28443944649485831982019-06-27T14:20:07.279-04:002019-06-27T14:20:07.279-04:00Yeah, I once had a caged ball headset; it's ok...Yeah, I once had a caged ball headset; it's okay if you're into that kind of thing, and times being what they are.<br />huskerdontnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-92107708518561345902019-06-27T13:48:32.585-04:002019-06-27T13:48:32.585-04:00Aplomb? Not interested.
Two plombs? Okay, let'...Aplomb? Not interested.<br />Two plombs? Okay, let's see where this is going.<br />Three plombs? You have my attention.<br />Four plombs? Check the bank balance.<br />Five whole plombs? Impossible. Can't be done. Nobody has ever achieved five plombs.<br />1904 Cadardinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-3459637886387120572019-06-27T13:00:39.292-04:002019-06-27T13:00:39.292-04:00Long Wheel Base? That's what they rented me i...Long Wheel Base? That's what they rented me in Bend. (Not a Jones, but a Trek Roscoe 8) The folks at Pine Mountain Sports took one look at me & set me up with the bike least likely to get me killed: Long WB, slack head tube, 3 inch tires.<br />Just the thing for my annual MTB outing on green and blue trails. Enjoy Jonesing on your Jones.dancesonpedalshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00164303442656489828noreply@blogger.com