tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post6510125928697419040..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: Fitment Issues: K.O.P.S. vs. C.O.P.S.BikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger116125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-18495602205661449902009-01-06T13:00:00.000-05:002009-01-06T13:00:00.000-05:00I think the guy with his leg over the bar is my id...I think the guy with his leg over the bar is my idiot ex-boyfriend. What an idiot!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-402988438946545192008-12-15T17:02:00.000-05:002008-12-15T17:02:00.000-05:00Speaking of bikes with the pedals really far in fr...Speaking of bikes with the pedals really far in front of the seat... of all bikes I've ridden, this thing mostly resembled a perpetual motion machine:<BR/><BR/><A>http://www.velocouche.com/events/olivierCVside2034.jpg</A><BR/><BR/>...and yes, it's also the most dorkish.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-49302139347679258872008-12-11T14:30:00.000-05:002008-12-11T14:30:00.000-05:00I would love to see an elephant trunk skid on a p-...I would love to see an elephant trunk skid on a p-far with a pie plate.......come on photoshoppers!Team Lugged Nutzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17099803536683397210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-55532138545790117162008-12-11T13:47:00.000-05:002008-12-11T13:47:00.000-05:00What stuns me about the elephant trunk skid is the...What stuns me about the elephant trunk skid is the willingness to lay one's real genitals over a pair of handle bars, potentially sacrificing them, for the display of a purely metaphorical phallus, the "elephant trunk." Not always clear on this irony thing, but I think it might apply here.<BR/><BR/>And, now that I think about it, perhaps this strange elephant trunk display doesn't, in fact, indicate such a high level of stupidity -- performers, sans pants, probably sport the flat asexual look of a Ken doll -- this is all a desperate cry for the lords of science to bequeath them with a functioning elephant-like dangle between the legs. The "elephant" is "I NEED a phallus."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-74677311511920952512008-12-11T13:43:00.000-05:002008-12-11T13:43:00.000-05:00Antone, suck my moules, you ingrate.Antone, suck my moules, you ingrate.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-65498930626556399032008-12-11T13:20:00.000-05:002008-12-11T13:20:00.000-05:00y'all funny as hell....y'all funny as hell....moonshinerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02561102122458216826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-43683903291830477402008-12-11T13:18:00.000-05:002008-12-11T13:18:00.000-05:00It's almost like shitty politicians are not a US o...It's almost like shitty politicians are not a US only problem.ant1https://www.blogger.com/profile/03899715510551798686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-80394042200039079812008-12-11T12:51:00.000-05:002008-12-11T12:51:00.000-05:00Bluenoser said... And as a Canuck I welcome a Harv...<I>Bluenoser said...<BR/> And as a Canuck I welcome a Harvard Prof as a PM. </I><BR/><BR/>Ignatieff was never a Harvard Professor, he was a visiting scholar. Upon returning to Canada, his most noted policy was the full, and continuing support of the war in Iraq.<BR/>If we want an American to run the country, we might as well stick with Harper and the Conserepublican party.<BR/><BR/>Either way, we lose. It's amazing that a little country like Canada can end up with fucked up politicians even worse than the US.<BR/><BR/>I'm changing my name to CommieMexicoNorth.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-14776497105925761972008-12-11T09:43:00.000-05:002008-12-11T09:43:00.000-05:00havent watched the vid, but as soon as i saw that ...havent watched the vid, but as soon as i saw that pic, I also thought of Smash Mouth's "All Star"<BR/><BR/>touchénickhackshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16826148314631049708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-280402125501353342008-12-11T09:34:00.000-05:002008-12-11T09:34:00.000-05:00personally, i think this song fits much better wit...personally, i think this song fits much better with the twelve vibes video<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddqN9ZzRK_8Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-57493862418802477962008-12-11T09:21:00.000-05:002008-12-11T09:21:00.000-05:00Shit, someone get on this quick:Oury Grips. handle...Shit, someone get on this quick:<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/bik/953389996.html" REL="nofollow">Oury Grips. handlebar grips. rubber - $9 (Brooklyn)</A><BR/><BR/>RED Oury grips<BR/><BR/>retails at $13. yours for $9<BR/><BR/>Brand new, still in packagingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-52048577240827696312008-12-11T09:17:00.000-05:002008-12-11T09:17:00.000-05:00SF Riding:Having lived in both places I can attest...SF Riding:<BR/><BR/>Having lived in both places I can attest to the superior ability of the mtb in SF/BA. That aside, it's been pretty much impossible until the recent SSMTB trend to get a new mtb without 100mm or more squish stock, and if you want to put a (Surly/Kona) aftermarket or recycled solid, that's way above most people's ability (not to mention fixing a flat). However, the few, if any, mtbs in NYC are ridden by the hardest working Thai delivery people in the world. Those Schwinns, Iron Horses, and Pacifics are the only fully squish you'll see, they're definitely goof balls, and they outnumber roadies and fixters by at least 3 orders of magnitude. <BR/><BR/>Also, BSNYC vs. BSSFO. BS means something else in SF, as I recall.kalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12737218892907029213noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-74902095772469535022008-12-11T08:49:00.000-05:002008-12-11T08:49:00.000-05:00"...considering the size of that little orange cir..."...considering the size of that little orange circle, i hope the submitter was informed that they looked like testicles, only smaller..."<BR/><BR/>There's only one x 1 x 1 in the entry. One is all you need.When it's over it's over, drink up.https://www.blogger.com/profile/13270328888817162117noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-54372735725365079422008-12-11T05:02:00.000-05:002008-12-11T05:02:00.000-05:00Is that a shaven legged single speed mountain bike...Is that a shaven legged single speed mountain biker?<BR/><BR/>Messiah or harbinger of the apocalypse?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-22406056590976422922008-12-11T04:33:00.000-05:002008-12-11T04:33:00.000-05:00Holy shit Urchin......I mean......that's.....actua...Holy shit Urchin...<BR/><BR/>...I mean...<BR/><BR/>...that's...<BR/><BR/><BR/>..actually, I wonder how that would match up with the OC?<BR/><BR/><BR/>meh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-56649040368912237042008-12-11T01:24:00.000-05:002008-12-11T01:24:00.000-05:00Has anyone already suggested this for the test sou...Has anyone already suggested <A HREF="http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/digital-short-j-in-my-pants/866262/" REL="nofollow">this</A> for the test soundtrack? Maybe just good as a negative control...urchinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12890545993541151411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-14148198435232997512008-12-11T00:45:00.000-05:002008-12-11T00:45:00.000-05:00TexAs someone else said Snob's attack on Aussie is...Tex<BR/><BR/>As someone else said Snob's attack on Aussie is a bit piss weak, but very funny. However if a Pom had made the same remarks the whole blog world would have melted. Also I agree that Fosters is so July! We now drink Tasmaina beers (think beer from Deliverance country)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-26756153814320912432008-12-10T23:17:00.000-05:002008-12-10T23:17:00.000-05:00I saw a fixter riding double discs in the wind. Fa...I saw a fixter riding double discs in the wind. <BR/>Fashion 1, Function 0.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-38180692247047244982008-12-10T22:34:00.000-05:002008-12-10T22:34:00.000-05:00No Australians drink Fosters (I don't think you ca...No Australians drink Fosters (I don't think you can actually buy it here). It's disgusting swill that could only appeal to the American palette.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-650489531207541922008-12-10T22:33:00.000-05:002008-12-10T22:33:00.000-05:00CARY BALLCARY BALLAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-83826590852112837032008-12-10T22:23:00.000-05:002008-12-10T22:23:00.000-05:00speaking as a token aussie, i just have to say tha...speaking as a token aussie, i just have to say that if you expect us to be offended, you'll really have to ramp up the pisstaking a notch or two. so far its been decidely half-arsed. pissweak even.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-29627396623256934272008-12-10T22:11:00.000-05:002008-12-10T22:11:00.000-05:00I still wanna win the schmata.I still wanna win the schmata.Lindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00189533837759965308noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-3868690370081764612008-12-10T21:27:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:27:00.000-05:00'one night in bangkok' makes for a good soundtrack...'one night in bangkok' makes for a good soundtrack...<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgmoEHnUpjk <BR/><BR/>good job snobAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-34628095802095106842008-12-10T20:56:00.000-05:002008-12-10T20:56:00.000-05:00APDoes that mean they are encouraging riding with ...AP<BR/>Does that mean they are encouraging riding with a stiffy? <BR/>I expect a close examination of the Elephant Trunk skidders may reveal several potential customers for said gloves.<BR/>With all the NSFW links Snobby's been hitting us with, could be he's getting a kickback...<BR/><BR/><BR/>...hmmmmm....<BR/><BR/><BR/>meh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-86278542739975302162008-12-10T20:46:00.000-05:002008-12-10T20:46:00.000-05:00Just for Xmas, the makers of the "Bike Cyst" have ...Just for Xmas, the makers of the "Bike Cyst" have brought out a glove with "Ride Hard" tattooed on the knuckles for those of us who are just a little too soft to get permanent ink. SweetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com