tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post5623354806483079988..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: It Rubs The Wednesday On Its Skin Or Else It Gets The Hose AgainBikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger108125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-13307715433236314902013-01-17T15:31:58.625-05:002013-01-17T15:31:58.625-05:00Foldee Commercial: The pretty girl is wearing a sm...Foldee Commercial: The pretty girl is wearing a smile that suggests her boyfriend just got done eating her canary. They peedel around Milan while someone sings in english (huh?). And Milan has received American culture as evidenced by the McDonald's they peedel by. Her helmet strap is buckled uber loose so when she crashes her helmet is sure to fly off before her head hits the concrete bridge abutment. If I were directing this opus I would change the ending starting where they hold hands, instead of hand holding each would put a hand on the others cheek, then together they let the bikes drop, then they turn and embrace, then he picks her up and twirls her around and around (just like Cipo does with his partners). Cut to closing shot of the two of them in a giant Italian wine barrel that has been converted into a hot tub, their bare shoulders are showing above the rim (implying their stark buck naked as a jay bird) as the sun sets in the distance. Ridley Scottnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-25705913259159508812013-01-17T11:07:47.384-05:002013-01-17T11:07:47.384-05:00Dearest Ddreaming...
Uh, no. In my ddddddreams....Dearest Ddreaming... <br /><br />Uh, no. In my ddddddreams...<br /><br />Thank you, though, and bless your blind heart. Nope, that's not me, that's Peta Todd, Mr Cavendish's wife. <br /><br /> xobabble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-19471746852535874222013-01-17T10:48:29.659-05:002013-01-17T10:48:29.659-05:00My bet is Google lifted the numbers from the gigan...My bet is Google lifted the numbers from the gigantic file of pics from google earth street view.<br /><br />Pisses me off when its blurry and hard to read. If I had a robot brain or bionic eye it would be much easier. <br /><br />recumbent conspiracy theoristhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06534820082655384780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-53552674633157404162013-01-17T10:38:30.806-05:002013-01-17T10:38:30.806-05:00Babble On "what do you call a guys assets&quo...Babble On "what do you call a guys assets". Answer "a portfolio", it consists of two gem stones and a bar of gold (bar size fluxuates with inflation and deflation).<br /><br />Naked babe on your blog, self portrait?DDreaming While Babblingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-42904160827694883332013-01-17T10:36:48.823-05:002013-01-17T10:36:48.823-05:00The dream of the 90's is alive and well and li...The dream of the 90's is alive and well and living in Portland. <br /><br />Speaking of capcha's I wonder who the guy is going around taking pictures of all the house numbers? Do the home owners get royalties or kick-backs?Jason from LAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-16875732913372651642013-01-17T10:30:50.948-05:002013-01-17T10:30:50.948-05:00If you didn't find that funny blame it on the ...If you didn't find that funny blame it on the 90's and move on.<br /><br />rct, sorry for stealing 100th place. I explain all the sordid details of the cover-up on Oprah, tune in.cehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506942063484875229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-70553969996959949202013-01-17T09:30:57.006-05:002013-01-17T09:30:57.006-05:00Trance Armstrong, you remind me very much of a fel...Trance Armstrong, you remind me very much of a fellow by the name of <a href="http://youtu.be/UsvmL-dXRxo?t=23s" rel="nofollow">Tyres</a>cehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506942063484875229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-23222040406819340192013-01-17T09:28:47.097-05:002013-01-17T09:28:47.097-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.recumbent conspiracy theoristhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06534820082655384780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-11221435170256598112013-01-17T09:28:38.023-05:002013-01-17T09:28:38.023-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.cehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506942063484875229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-3062154298943543192013-01-17T09:28:10.661-05:002013-01-17T09:28:10.661-05:00I miss frilly's nip slip.I miss frilly's nip slip.recumbent conspiracy theoristhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06534820082655384780noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-22524199632963106402013-01-17T08:31:22.102-05:002013-01-17T08:31:22.102-05:00Johan Muuseew is like all "Hey guys no cuttin...Johan Muuseew is like all "Hey guys no cutting line okay? This will immortalize me with my people. I will make sure you each get extra Mapei MMMMMMMM'kaaayyyy?"......lolzMcFlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-15853243451978138242013-01-17T08:11:29.808-05:002013-01-17T08:11:29.808-05:00CHUD Hipsters!CHUD Hipsters!3Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01871499903889648021noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33199801906807133952013-01-17T07:21:48.085-05:002013-01-17T07:21:48.085-05:00Everybody wants to know what I'm on.
I'm...Everybody wants to know what I'm on. <br /><br />I'm on Oprah's couch...6 hours a day....bustin' my moves. Trance Armstrongnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-54887709865513361472013-01-17T05:58:01.301-05:002013-01-17T05:58:01.301-05:00Witnessed olympic level stupidity yesterday evenin...Witnessed olympic level stupidity yesterday evening: <br />saw a guy riding a fixie with no brakes at all (completely illegal in Germany btw, you HAVE to have brakes on a bike) although we´re in the middle of a blizzard, 3 inches of snow, ice underneath it, etc...<br />Oh, and he had no light either..<br /><br />Ich bin kein Roboter.Grumpy germannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-26159875395561196842013-01-17T01:21:05.870-05:002013-01-17T01:21:05.870-05:00"…then Franklin Avenue in Brooklyn will be te...<i>"…then Franklin Avenue in Brooklyn will be teeming with little Adolphs …"</i><br /><br />The Boys From Bed-StuyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-81884282933540200652013-01-16T23:29:22.501-05:002013-01-16T23:29:22.501-05:00...and besides, she's smashing....and besides, she's smashing.babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-30578580709419244352013-01-16T23:28:10.833-05:002013-01-16T23:28:10.833-05:00Sorry, Perry.
I had to throw a bone for the bone,...Sorry, Perry.<br /><br />I had to throw a bone for the bone, what with all the bones in there.babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-20559206346697657432013-01-16T22:26:58.708-05:002013-01-16T22:26:58.708-05:00What about your other fourteen children?
No shout-...What about your other fourteen children?<br />No shout-outs to them?<br />Oh, they'll resent that, don't you know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-74973595408875469352013-01-16T21:59:09.230-05:002013-01-16T21:59:09.230-05:00The solution to all this doping is to go back to p...The solution to all this doping is to go back to paying professional Bike racers "slave wages".<br />It's all LeMond's fault for jacking up salaries.<br /><br />PS. Didn't LeMond win one of those Tour de Francis in the 90's......Is Wiggens implying.......<br /><br />PSS, this code word thing sucks big time. Can't you just be required to add two numbers??<br />.<br />.<br />Grumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10888087510150612547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2943125863731548772013-01-16T21:19:37.444-05:002013-01-16T21:19:37.444-05:00I'll pay in gold as long as there is no pee-pe...I'll pay in gold as long as there is no pee-pee testing.Pfred Douche' D.D.S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-36490847828056939922013-01-16T21:18:15.519-05:002013-01-16T21:18:15.519-05:00So now that Lance has been stripped of his TdF tit...So now that Lance has been stripped of his TdF titles and everyone else doped too I'm sitting here thinking hey! If everything in cycling is for sale then perhaps I'll purchase one or two of those TdF titles that they stripped Lance of seeing that UlrichBassoVinoRasmussen&Everyoneelse is also a doper too.<br /><br />So what is the contact info for the UCI/IU/CUI in Switzerland?Pfred Douche' D.D.S.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-42021245461620410382013-01-16T20:54:30.906-05:002013-01-16T20:54:30.906-05:00That last cockpit is a rare example of "Funne...That last cockpit is a rare example of "Funnelweb attacks"<br /><br />http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Atrax_robustus.jpgAussie commenternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-66949107581784990632013-01-16T20:03:39.020-05:002013-01-16T20:03:39.020-05:00I never actually raced against Lance Armstrong, bu...I never actually raced against Lance Armstrong, but that one time that I cannot remember. We did some coke on Basso´s sis and buried some hookers in the forest but I do not know him very well.<br />Hmmm, tits.Ciponoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-7584952991483071072013-01-16T19:52:05.354-05:002013-01-16T19:52:05.354-05:00Dammit, Babble. What's with posting pictures ...Dammit, Babble. What's with posting pictures of nakeed wemyn on your blog? You're going to get me into trouble with my employer. <br /><br />By the way, I am not sure if Snob's inclusion of recumbabe counts for NSFW purposes. With or without the Larry King censor bars, she seems pretty unlikely to arouse suspicion.Perryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09041738770359978139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-5301275120056171342013-01-16T19:47:19.916-05:002013-01-16T19:47:19.916-05:00So from what I understand, Lance has confessed to ...So from what I understand, Lance has confessed to Oprah, exposing his fortune to a host of possible court actions by the people who paid him millions. And all for what? So that he can compete in some amateur races or triathlons. Maybe he's not the greatest cyclist of all time. But he's definitely the greatest Fred of all time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com