tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post4487372789308378134..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: The Cat 6 Chronicles Volume XXIX: The Spearch for SockBikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger104125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-167614549147721332016-01-14T13:17:06.887-05:002016-01-14T13:17:06.887-05:00I did the "good deed" of retrieving an I...I did the "good deed" of retrieving an I-phone from the middle of a street on my ride home once. Never again will I do so. The hapless and harried owner must have left it on top of their car before dashing off homeward. The screen was shattered, and being January in Minnesota, I decided to ride home before investigating further. Not fifteen minutes after getting home a pair of the city's finest were at my door demanding the precious phone (apparently they are standing by at the ready to do this sort of thing). Feeling both guilty and violated at the same time, I sheepishly explained myself, handed them the phone and went inside to try and recover any sense of dignity and esteem I could gather up. <br /><br />I vowed to never pick up a lost piece of technology again. In fact, I might just kick it under the wheels of passing traffic. Regular guynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-58364642249892454882016-01-14T12:36:42.335-05:002016-01-14T12:36:42.335-05:00Pedantic Fuckface - If a chamois is a goat, then w...Pedantic Fuckface - If a chamois is a goat, then what is a chamois goat? You're saying "goat goat." Is that anything like an SAT test?Even Bigger Pedantic Fuckfacenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-6155368085568111242016-01-14T11:02:06.625-05:002016-01-14T11:02:06.625-05:00I'm not going to lie. I could use some links ...I'm not going to lie. I could use some links for SEO purposes. On the bright side, you'll be helping save countless souls from months if not years of torment and poverty. Thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-62932207840989858152016-01-14T10:56:44.018-05:002016-01-14T10:56:44.018-05:00My momma said, 'Scranus is, as scranus does...My momma said, 'Scranus is, as scranus does'forrest scranusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-34220018167867068362016-01-14T10:42:53.366-05:002016-01-14T10:42:53.366-05:00...and 100th!...and 100th!wishiwasmerckxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-69364785826297575942016-01-14T10:37:30.230-05:002016-01-14T10:37:30.230-05:00let me lead the final leg of the sprintlet me lead the final leg of the sprintJLRBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-77841096369158264002016-01-14T10:32:32.407-05:002016-01-14T10:32:32.407-05:00Oh fuck it he's dead. Give him his ten minut...Oh fuck it he's dead. Give him his <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDJq0bNJbQA" rel="nofollow"> ten minutes </a>dopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2031625373370882642016-01-14T10:30:01.912-05:002016-01-14T10:30:01.912-05:00The Metatron?The <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnyo5T32LKk" rel="nofollow"> Metatron? </a>dopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-72045588783128316662016-01-14T07:32:39.981-05:002016-01-14T07:32:39.981-05:00Wrecks Will Smash My Device
Wrecks Will Smash My Device<br /><br />McFlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-89085807267077375522016-01-14T01:01:49.484-05:002016-01-14T01:01:49.484-05:00@Where's your f'n rego, you can blame that...@Where's your f'n rego, you can blame that "price rise" on the derr-Fred Hell Riders who rode down the old bloke on Beach Road, thx knobs.<br /><br />I'll admit to a degree of contention at times upon the carriageways, but we progress, we do, oyez.Aardvarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-44003502465718524912016-01-14T00:08:43.183-05:002016-01-14T00:08:43.183-05:00@Aardvark, yep Melbourne loves its cyclists.
http...@Aardvark, yep Melbourne loves its cyclists.<br /><br />http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/riders-left-reeling-by-bike-fine-increase-20100526-we7e.html<br /><br />Sheesh.<br /><br />Many cities love their cyclists and go out of their way to promote cycling and to make cycling safe. The Athens of the South is not one of these cities. The Melbournians's may hate their cyclists less than Sinney siders, but none the less they still hate them.<br />Where's your fucking regonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-66436647445965764892016-01-13T22:18:16.154-05:002016-01-13T22:18:16.154-05:00dop, I dunno, have to go ask the sheepshaggers. dop, I dunno, have to go ask the sheepshaggers. BamaPhrednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-17766298128406171722016-01-13T22:02:53.999-05:002016-01-13T22:02:53.999-05:00If Mr Motoplod did such a thing, you'd be incl...If Mr Motoplod did such a thing, you'd be inclined to return the favour. He wouldn't be chasing you in a hurry.<br /><br />NB: they only hate cyclists in Sinney, Australia. Here in the Athens of the South, we are beloved, oyez.Aardvarknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-42656851991344066032016-01-13T20:53:56.350-05:002016-01-13T20:53:56.350-05:00The groupthink in Australia is that people who rid...The groupthink in Australia is that people who ride bicycles without helmets give real cyclists a bad name and don't deserve to ride bicycles. So the guy who was smashed by the motorcycle cop basically had it coming.<br /><br />(Just wait for the ID laws - then motorcycle cops will be able to tackle anyone on a bicycle to the ground on the suspicion they don't have ID - a whole new class of criminals who basically have it coming - fucking cyclists deserve it anyway, if they had money they'd be driving cars like normal people).Heros wear helmetsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-35594708982331423932016-01-13T19:45:42.152-05:002016-01-13T19:45:42.152-05:00How can a chamois cure erectile dysfunction?How can a <a href="http://cdn2.arkive.org/media/DB/DB8A7412-7E91-4EFA-A266-D36962B5791E/Presentation.Large/Chamois-male-vocalising-in-rutting-season.jpg" rel="nofollow"> chamois</a> cure erectile dysfunction?dopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-44554268161745916782016-01-13T19:45:13.239-05:002016-01-13T19:45:13.239-05:00Pedal pusher looks out window
Runs down to Wildcat...Pedal pusher looks out window<br />Runs down to Wildcat<br />"No thanks"Doothnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-26120032249804968552016-01-13T19:43:25.603-05:002016-01-13T19:43:25.603-05:00just a dirty chamoix on the bibshorts of life
just a dirty chamoix on the bibshorts of life<br />a pimple on the ass of the universenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-87733670505638630782016-01-13T18:58:15.025-05:002016-01-13T18:58:15.025-05:00Lost laptop, you could have checked the contents o...Lost laptop, you could have checked the contents on it, better than 50% chance you would find bare naked ladies.<br /><br />In France a Hot Dog is called La Hot Dong.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-20131753552607305642016-01-13T18:50:56.647-05:002016-01-13T18:50:56.647-05:00Maybe veg means something different in the queens ...Maybe veg means something different in the queens english, but hiding out in that airide kickstarter page is this gem:<br /><br />Meaning the Airide Chamois Pad helps prevent Impotency in men, Numbness and Saddle sores as the structure reduces the pressure put on the body, in particular the perineal region (Groin/Meat and 2 Veg) whilst cycling.<br /><br />The scranus is now the 2 Veg?Phatty Boombalattyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02090359028525001586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-90373458893436415372016-01-13T18:46:55.673-05:002016-01-13T18:46:55.673-05:00Whenever Wheelman
Strike out for the hills beyond...Whenever Wheelman<br /><br />Strike out for the hills beyond<br /><br />Many are Doomed<br /><br /><br />(A cycling haiku)dopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33211894325032658902016-01-13T18:41:21.381-05:002016-01-13T18:41:21.381-05:00Willie Wet Stogies in Monica's Dupa.Willie Wet Stogies in Monica's Dupa. Pathetic Old Cyclisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679288563142001686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-32993335025856362542016-01-13T17:56:49.517-05:002016-01-13T17:56:49.517-05:00Well Well, She May DoWell Well, She May DoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-27722251945734068362016-01-13T17:54:01.886-05:002016-01-13T17:54:01.886-05:00Why
Wouldnt
Specialized
Market
to
Dumb-freds?
fi...Why <br />Wouldnt<br />Specialized<br />Market<br />to<br />Dumb-freds?<br /><br />figure at least one should be more bikey and less 'batey. P. Batemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14889861079718102570noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-15679346547945016722016-01-13T17:36:02.484-05:002016-01-13T17:36:02.484-05:00when will sally make donuts?
cuz sally can't ...when will sally make donuts?<br /><br />cuz sally can't dance no morelou reednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-36294776649663087122016-01-13T17:23:46.320-05:002016-01-13T17:23:46.320-05:00@anon - that right there IS the right question to ...@anon - that right there IS the right question to be asking. my bad earlier. P. Batemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14889861079718102570noreply@blogger.com