tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post3472607255831628836..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: There's No Faster Lube Than Snake OilBikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-46713269233756789092016-07-01T01:24:41.807-04:002016-07-01T01:24:41.807-04:00Very nice post, i certainly love this website, kee...Very nice post, i certainly love this website, keep on it <a href="http://channel.ohmproject.org/" rel="nofollow">Asia Travel Destination</a> <a href="http://omg.twitloop.com/" rel="nofollow">Thailand Villas</a> <a href="http://direct.marevol.com/" rel="nofollow">Italy Travel</a>Lacy Wesleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09715779563663452586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-14300519024313577252016-03-17T22:06:41.212-04:002016-03-17T22:06:41.212-04:00I agree with you. This post is truly inspiring. I ...I agree with you. This post is truly inspiring. I like your post and everything you share with us is current and very informative, I want to bookmark the page so I can return here from you that you have done a fantastic job.<br /><a href="http://joomcore.com/forum/user/7491-akhadiwi" rel="nofollow">Jayaliga.com</a><br /><a href="https://community.linksys.com/t5/user/viewprofilepage/user-id/639692" rel="nofollow">www.jayaliga.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.feedbooks.com/user/2253957/profile" rel="nofollow">Jaya Liga</a><br /><a href="http://flakers.com.pl/profile/akhadiwi" rel="nofollow">Jayaliga.com</a>Jaya Ligahttps://www.crowdrise.com/akhadiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-59637184393985252282016-03-16T21:38:25.209-04:002016-03-16T21:38:25.209-04:00A night with Peter North, did he go South?A night with Peter North, did he go South?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-17819655550008242022016-03-16T20:53:53.456-04:002016-03-16T20:53:53.456-04:00I think to sell more of that Nano-Chain the compan...I think to sell more of that Nano-Chain the company needs a better pitch.1/2 x1/8noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-64572504014202501442016-03-16T15:34:59.436-04:002016-03-16T15:34:59.436-04:00Ha!! I spent Saturday night with an old friend of ...Ha!! I spent Saturday night with an old friend of mine named Peter North, fer real.babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-62822412842159041202016-03-16T11:27:22.994-04:002016-03-16T11:27:22.994-04:00Meh, not techie enough for 'murica. My next $3...Meh, not techie enough for 'murica. My next $300 chain will have to have nanotechnology by Peter North, bluetooth, WiFi and at least 4K, plus anti-oxidants from some berry I can't pronounce and tastes like shit. Plus graphene and whatever makes KY jelly so awesome. And it has to communicate with my Apple watch with an app or what's the point of life. And VR.<br /><br />SUPR SPGECommieCanuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00359032516895341235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-36688093617822714022016-03-16T11:24:43.853-04:002016-03-16T11:24:43.853-04:00yes, this post was right in the commentariats whee...yes, this post was right in the commentariats wheelhouse. Sir, can we have some more?Twistednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-43368990196360483782016-03-16T10:52:53.297-04:002016-03-16T10:52:53.297-04:00Epic post for a blogger with at least one non func...Epic post for a blogger with at least one non functioning digit. It wasn't the middle finger, apparently. BamaPhrednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-52171733987791306362016-03-16T09:39:29.524-04:002016-03-16T09:39:29.524-04:00Soooooooooooo if I use the NanoLube during Epic Se...Soooooooooooo if I use the NanoLube during Epic Sexytimes I would release 5 min before we even started? <br /><br />I'm cool with getting the first one out of the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-70330996720471281342016-03-15T23:48:12.116-04:002016-03-15T23:48:12.116-04:00bad news dave,
mr. science, on the radio (get me a...bad news dave,<br />mr. science, on the radio (get me and my fifties style media) last night said the multiple universe theory was "highly unlikely". the rest of your theory however is gold, so get out the chalkboard eraser and revise that line! <br /><br />NANO SPGE<br />TIME TRVL<br /><br />MINR GLCH<br />CALL MRTIken e.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07457729957588134566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-45759401678157499262016-03-15T23:26:10.439-04:002016-03-15T23:26:10.439-04:00Oh - just one little quantum-type glitch - don'...Oh - just one little quantum-type glitch - don't spew on too much nanogoo, or you might encounter time distortion from the speed gain and get to the finish line five minutes before you started. Awkward to explain to the race officials.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02410730859699014703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-53035848960999245522016-03-15T23:21:03.385-04:002016-03-15T23:21:03.385-04:00The makers of the NanoTube Chain Optimisation Flui...The makers of the NanoTube Chain Optimisation Fluid are keeping this under wraps until they can use the technology to pretty much take over the world, but I, as a quantum physicist from way back, immediately deduced that the chain in fact is faster than your ordinary, Newtonian-space chain, because each tiny nanotubule acts as a quantum wormhole, boring through a few hundred adjacent probabilities to emerge back into this here slice of simulated reality just a bit quicker than if it had to plod along at one link per inch. And when I say 'tiny', that's just shorthand for the technical quantum term for this scale of microtude, which is actually "toontsley-woontsley". The use of this technique on bike chains is just a test project, with the ancillary research benefit of plumbing the near-infinite depths of human stupidity. Remember Biopace? Same-same alla biopace go faster. Now let us all repeat the soothing Word: Quantummmm. Quantummmm... Attendants will now be filtering through the ranks of worshippers to empty their pockets of distracting valuta. Do not be alarmed. Remember the holy words of the Prophet Ted: Technology can never go backwards. And due to the arrow of time, your payment for the nano fluid is eternally nonrefundable.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02410730859699014703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-82374004572534402662016-03-15T21:31:50.571-04:002016-03-15T21:31:50.571-04:00I coulda been on the podium, but United Airlines, ...I coulda been on the podium, but United Airlines, aka Greyhound of the Skies, felt that Snob's website was too video intensive and blocked me from reading or posting here even though I bought their premium in-flight wifi.<br /><br />Anyway, I've always heard that Kleenex make for optimal cleanup of messes from nanotubes.<br /><br />As for a Cleveland Steamer microclimate, I'm just happy that's not something I need to to get that off my chest!Lieutenant Obliviousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-7630949424650569432016-03-15T19:29:44.751-04:002016-03-15T19:29:44.751-04:00Peak Fred is so 2015. All hail peak FrodenoPeak Fred is so 2015. All hail peak FrodenoJordyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01016294052252212295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21201759271156434042016-03-15T18:13:40.116-04:002016-03-15T18:13:40.116-04:00Ch-ch-ch-chain jizz™©® as endorsed by David BowieCh-ch-ch-chain jizz™©® as endorsed by David BowieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-63700431502725673112016-03-15T17:47:52.025-04:002016-03-15T17:47:52.025-04:00Even Park Tool hasn't thought of NanoTube Chai...Even Park Tool hasn't thought of NanoTube Chain Optimisation Fluid!!!!!Seesrednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-5125555846541631552016-03-15T17:34:23.700-04:002016-03-15T17:34:23.700-04:00That is the most accurate breakdown of the whole m...That is the most accurate breakdown of the whole multi billion Fred merchandise circus, I've ever seen. Thank you. NourskSiklistnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-22116875949675652952016-03-15T16:55:42.521-04:002016-03-15T16:55:42.521-04:00I need a shower after reading about Cipo Jizz lube...I need a shower after reading about Cipo Jizz lube and scranus creme. What's the matter, can't get Bag Balm anymore?Pathetic Old Cyclisthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679288563142001686noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-91374671606112140802016-03-15T16:55:25.937-04:002016-03-15T16:55:25.937-04:00I didn't like microship. They had the same an...I didn't like microship. They had the same annoying popups as all the other sites I visit.dancesonpedalshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00164303442656489828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-4883162711788395322016-03-15T16:50:48.212-04:002016-03-15T16:50:48.212-04:00I'm a seriously all a-gnee over the idea of a ...I'm a seriously all a-gnee over the idea of a weather bike. But then again, I'm a gigantic nerd.Comment deletedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16079738743211753599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-67069585535917609932016-03-15T16:04:45.433-04:002016-03-15T16:04:45.433-04:00Forget about chain-cum, or chain vaginal secretion...Forget about chain-cum, or chain vaginal secretions, and rolls of bar tape. Only my new Stealth Tech bike frame will make you so fast that you can't even be seen. Kickstarter, Craig's List or Nigerian Spam campaign coming soon. The Invisible Mannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-5451683937767055572016-03-15T16:01:45.087-04:002016-03-15T16:01:45.087-04:00PFFFT!
Microship - Home of the BEHEMOTH projectPFFFT!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://microship.com/" rel="nofollow">Microship - Home of the BEHEMOTH project</a>POOP STARnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-22843851097874147162016-03-15T15:46:16.145-04:002016-03-15T15:46:16.145-04:00Muc-Off = Cipo Jizz. I don't think so, it'...Muc-Off = Cipo Jizz. I don't think so, it's probably nothing but melted K-Y Jelly. In my competitive running days I used to use it to prevent chaffing, worked great. I'm guessing that the only thing that would work better would be the Real McCoy, but I've never seen a tube of that for sale. In the B & W photo of Cipo, it looks like he's holding an invisible set of cow teats, big ones at that. Which reminds me of a scene in Fellini's Amarcord where the young Fellini's first sexual experience is an encounter with a really large set of breasts, with big nipples, she keeps telling him to suck, not blow.<br /><br />Starting to worry about Ms. Babble.Very Slim Pickenshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08924002901066759675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-11549309064980284882016-03-15T15:30:36.133-04:002016-03-15T15:30:36.133-04:00Hey Snob, have you seen these tandem nutjobs?
http...Hey Snob, have you seen these tandem nutjobs?<br />http://www.pinkbike.com/news/hold-on-and-close-your-eyes-video-2016.html<br />You should get one. I am sure your seventeen children would love to see you flailing around on something like this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-47033337668756726312016-03-15T15:07:55.670-04:002016-03-15T15:07:55.670-04:00Mr. Snob,
I was wondering, have you ever met Cipo...Mr. Snob,<br /><br />I was wondering, have you ever met Cipo in person? I hope he'd find all of this pretty funny. A follow up question if the answer is yes: Are you currently pregnant? <br /><br />Off to lube my own chain... balls™noreply@blogger.com