tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post2876740626290567082..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: On your marks, get set...read!!!BikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21183259602907108452015-02-24T12:25:46.854-05:002015-02-24T12:25:46.854-05:00Is there a chance you would be willing to do a ski...Is there a chance you would be willing to do a skit at the Academy Awards?<br /><br />You would sing, there would be a fleet of dancing fixies and the climax would be a big truck ruining the parade.<br /><br />On second thought, that might have unintended consequences such as Doogie Howser cheering. <br /><br />Nobody knows what you look like, Bike Snob. That might hurt your chances of getting an invite to the handsome people gala.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12064233037609614366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-84954892364197749782015-02-24T11:47:52.085-05:002015-02-24T11:47:52.085-05:00Dop- Doh!! Forehead slap. Of course! Strange... it...Dop- Doh!! Forehead slap. Of course! Strange... it wasn't in my feed.babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-26059429678443590432015-02-24T11:46:47.030-05:002015-02-24T11:46:47.030-05:00Um, and just to loop y'all... never, ever use ...Um, and just to loop y'all... never, ever use google's translate program. It was waaaaaaay off base. I'd have been closer had I used the commentariat's translationbabble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-42032251205040150482015-02-24T10:08:26.768-05:002015-02-24T10:08:26.768-05:00Babble- If we can believe RCT's blog
Reggie/...Babble- If we can believe RCT's blog<br /><br />Reggie/JB- That great dialog, beloved by guys, was written by Nancy Dowddopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-8641571333627518182015-02-24T09:42:09.756-05:002015-02-24T09:42:09.756-05:00JB @ 10:44:
Slapshot, of course.JB @ 10:44:<br />Slapshot, of course.Reggie Dunlopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-44478848575876052802015-02-24T09:32:46.070-05:002015-02-24T09:32:46.070-05:00dop - That makes sense... she is allergic to winte...dop - That makes sense... she is allergic to winter. babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-12085023269614360762015-02-24T06:58:20.488-05:002015-02-24T06:58:20.488-05:00Now hold on there snob....pres. Wilson was a Democ...Now hold on there snob....pres. Wilson was a Democrate AND a Presbyterianism. Are you allowed to criticize him like that?. I guess you are safe because you also nailed Bush, the filthy republican so all is a wash..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-51803068820899441252015-02-24T05:56:49.731-05:002015-02-24T05:56:49.731-05:00MoreoresidentsonbikesorimakillyaMoreoresidentsonbikesorimakillyaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-87793534151390328242015-02-24T02:16:58.548-05:002015-02-24T02:16:58.548-05:0050/20/30
Oh how I would loathe living in your wor...50/20/30<br /><br />Oh how I would loathe living in your world. With no reverse cowgirl, no string of pearls and no around the world how would I exist? Oh the inhumanity is almost too much to bear. Plus haters never win!James Earl Carternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-46156850610357821502015-02-24T02:12:02.424-05:002015-02-24T02:12:02.424-05:00Did you all know that camel toe desirability/attra...Did you all know that camel toe desirability/attractiveness is measured in units called 'Cipo's' with 1,000 Cipos being the ultimate in camel toe, camel toeness?Pervus Begleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-49474907232709317612015-02-24T01:43:29.068-05:002015-02-24T01:43:29.068-05:00Oh my!Oh my!Old-timernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-25011691722841168802015-02-24T00:50:07.139-05:002015-02-24T00:50:07.139-05:0050/20/30
1) 50% traditional missionary position.
...50/20/30<br /><br />1) 50% traditional missionary position.<br /><br />2) 30% doggie/cowgirl.<br /><br />3) 20% oral/anal/Vietnamese spin-fuck chair.<br /><br />Our Planners often remind clients that it doesn’t really matter what you spend your money on each month in this category, as long as you're aware of your spending and not going over your total flexible spending budget.<br />The commentariatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-67234002853637839472015-02-23T22:44:14.413-05:002015-02-23T22:44:14.413-05:00"Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in FL..."Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in FLA." <br />"Fvcked the barmaid last trip."<br /><br />Movie?JBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02013507789244381131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-81650085763116816422015-02-23T22:17:19.540-05:002015-02-23T22:17:19.540-05:00I think RCT & Road Queen are in Sunny FLA
(in...I think RCT & Road Queen are in Sunny FLA<br /><br />(in my day, it took 3 letters to abbreviate FL)dopnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-77689202305057334512015-02-23T21:59:41.662-05:002015-02-23T21:59:41.662-05:0050/20/30 Broken Down
1. Fixed Costs
These are bi...50/20/30 Broken Down<br /><br />1. Fixed Costs<br /><br />These are bills and expenses that don’t vary much from month to month, like rent or mortgage payments, utilities and car payments. We also include subscriptions, such as gym memberships and Netflix accounts, in fixed costs because you’re committed to paying them on a monthly basis.<br /><br />When it comes to fixed costs, our Planners generally suggest that you aim to keep your monthly total no more than 50% of your take-home pay.<br /><br />2. Financial Goals<br /><br />LearnVest Planners typically recommend putting at least 20% of your take-home pay toward important payments or contributions that will help you secure your financial foundation. We believe there are three essential goals everyone should strive for: paying down credit card debt, saving for retirement, and building an emergency fund. But your financial goals can also include larger savings priorities, like a down payment on a new home.<br /><br />3. Flexible Spending<br /><br />Finally, consider budgeting no more than 30% of your take-home pay toward flexible spending. These are day-to-day expenses that can vary from month to month, like eating out, groceries, shopping, hobbies, entertainment, or gas.<br /><br />We include groceries in flexible spending because even though food is a necessity in your budget, how you spend on food can vary. Some weeks you might eat out more, while others you may buy more groceries to cook at home. At LearnVest, our Planners often say that it doesn’t really matter what you spend your money on each month in this category, as long as you're aware of your spending and not going over your total flex budget each month.<br /><br />Our Planners often remind clients that it doesn’t really matter what you spend your money on each month in this category, as long as you're aware of your spending and not going over your total flexible spending budget.9 9 9noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-60039612592516115802015-02-23T21:57:46.846-05:002015-02-23T21:57:46.846-05:00At the Republican Clinic of Speleotherapy near the...At the Republican Clinic of Speleotherapy near the town of Soligorsk, south of Minsk, in Belarus, children are treated for respiratory illnesses 1,378 feet underground between layers of potassium and salts in an operational salt mine. According to the state clinic, more than 7,000 children and adults seek medical treatment for respiratory illness each year in the subsurface chambers of its facilitiesFred in a Minenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-32669291921644656222015-02-23T21:55:57.589-05:002015-02-23T21:55:57.589-05:00while the pickup driver was 'charged with &quo...while the pickup driver was 'charged with "careless driving resulting in death and injury."' its likely he'll just get a minor fine (even though he was indeed driving dangerously by passing on the left/wrong side). a couple of years ago a driver here killed an english couple on their round the world bike trip too. all he got was a 5000 baht fine (about $150 US). Paul Hastingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07919140074049990616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-51845731368105733542015-02-23T21:55:25.288-05:002015-02-23T21:55:25.288-05:00Backstage, Iñárritu, who directed Penn in the 2003...Backstage, Iñárritu, who directed Penn in the 2003 film “21 Grams,” said, he found the “green card” comment “hilarious.”<br /><br />“Sean and I have that kind of brutal relationship where only true friendship can survive,” Iñárritu said. “I make on him a lot of very tough jokes that I will not tell you.”<br /><br />“Calm down people!” the Latin Times said in an op-ed. “That ‘racist’ comment Sean Penn made was an inside joke with his friend. ... No need to start a World War III over this.”Sean Penn is Still a Dutchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-38239179331039485222015-02-23T21:52:15.197-05:002015-02-23T21:52:15.197-05:00Three bicycles worth an estimated 27,000 euros ($3... Three bicycles worth an estimated 27,000 euros ($30,000) belonging to the Chinese world track cycling team have been stolen from a hotel car park near Paris, according to French police. The theft took place overnight Sunday from the van where the bikes, which were still boxed up, were being stored in preparation for the flight home. The back door of the van had been forced. "We will have to see if the CCYV camera images are clear enough," a police source said. The theft came just hours after the climax to the world championships in which the Chinese won a gold and bronze medal.Bad Things Hours After Climaxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-891483868444951342015-02-23T20:42:23.051-05:002015-02-23T20:42:23.051-05:00I suspect the missing commentariatistas have been ...I suspect the missing commentariatistas have been abducted by the supervillain cabal headed by Ed Begley Jr. and that dastardly mustachioed master of disgruntlement, Roille Figners. (Remember that guy?) They are being held in the secret underground Fortress of Smarmitude, being fed nothing but chocolate, and pinned under scanning tunneling electron microscopes. Objective: to discover cure for dorkitis afflicting said supervillains. Etc....<br />Hey, I'd rather watch that movie than "Birdman".<br /><br />By the way, some of my best friends are robots. Ok - all of them. Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02410730859699014703noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-42980375322917310962015-02-23T19:40:10.734-05:002015-02-23T19:40:10.734-05:00If you want to ride in style like Mr. Begley Jr., ...If you want to ride in style like Mr. Begley Jr., surprisingly, you can still buy a 1989 Klein Performance from the amusingly named "Budget Bicycle Center" for a mere $1000:<br /><br />http://budgetbicyclectr.com/1989-klein-performance-elite-road-bicycle-56cm.html<br /><br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-68989518306081723042015-02-23T19:34:04.501-05:002015-02-23T19:34:04.501-05:00Oh ferfucksake. So there is an easy way to transla...Oh ferfucksake. So there is an easy way to translate on Google after all. Just exercising my inner blonde.<br /><br />You guys are still waaaaay more fun. <br /><br />And I like the Granfondon't plan. Count me in. Specially if that Frilly chick shows. And Road Queen. Where IS she, anyway? And where is Recumbent Conspiracy Theorist? babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-16210429108152917352015-02-23T19:19:10.226-05:002015-02-23T19:19:10.226-05:00Breaking news!! He wants to know how many watts th...Breaking news!! He wants to know how many watts these legs push. How on earth is a girl without a power meter supposed to know that?babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-34278491550947334862015-02-23T19:16:47.540-05:002015-02-23T19:16:47.540-05:00Um, and I'm sorry... how can anyone NOT BELIEV...Um, and I'm sorry... how can anyone NOT BELIEVE in fenders?!! What, are they just a figment of our collective imaginations?babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-15520385683432519732015-02-23T19:15:40.538-05:002015-02-23T19:15:40.538-05:00Lol! Thank you, Dooth.
You guys are a lot more ...Lol! Thank you, Dooth. <br /><br />You guys are a lot more fun than google's translate page, and equally believable. It wouldn't translate the whole sentence, and it doesn't make a ton of sense when you put the parts it would translate all together, either. Maybe I will just respond as if he had said all of the potential translations... that way he will leave the interaction having gained the certainty that Canadian girls are starkers, and I won't have any further conversations in Italian.babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.com