tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post2599243196511134806..comments2024-03-18T07:59:30.743-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: Tim-burrr! I Can't Tell a Lie (But I'd Be Happy to Sell You One)BikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger137125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-18402157614318417912012-08-09T17:39:43.019-04:002012-08-09T17:39:43.019-04:00That federalist picture is so wonderfully american...That federalist picture is so wonderfully american.Fixie Bikeshttp://www.solebicycles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-32608180149153347812010-11-28T23:52:35.435-05:002010-11-28T23:52:35.435-05:00Charles Bronson had a message for Mr. Overpriced H...Charles Bronson had a message for Mr. Overpriced Hatchet Guy. <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyP4Q8igQYSpiny Normannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-29232073787499954132010-11-08T00:40:47.489-05:002010-11-08T00:40:47.489-05:00Whenever i see the post like your’s i feel that th...Whenever i see the post like your’s i feel that there are still helpful people who share information for the help of others, it must be helpful for other’s. thanx and good job.Dissertation topicshttp://dissertation-topics.co.uk/ThesisWriting.htmlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-14852552670604909612010-11-06T23:08:31.822-04:002010-11-06T23:08:31.822-04:00OK, as a guy who used to ride a track bike, and wh...OK, as a guy who used to ride a track bike, and who currently wears suspenders attached by actual brace-buttons to his domestically-produced trousers, I've learned to take the snob with good humor. However, i've had enough of these silly axe companies already! The snob has effed up, here. Ok, look, i may have suspenders, but i have no axe. I do, however, have two(2!) cassette lockring tools. Instead of selling his archaic little "book" (talk about backwoods revivalism! who reads books anymore?), BikeSnobNYC ought to be selling rebranded park tools. Just a thought.<br /><br />In all seriousness, the book aside, bikesnobnyc mostly sells ads. To, among others, frigging Rivendell. Seriously, reading snotty remarks about these stupid rebranded axes with the riv ad running right next to it is offensive. Riv exists primarily to sell offshore frames for domestic custom frame prices, but they also have carved out a niche for themselves by renaming diacompe and nitto products for a false sense of exclusivity. Now, to me, that's funnier than these axes.<br /><br />-robAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-18028753891341789192010-11-05T21:33:15.116-04:002010-11-05T21:33:15.116-04:00Hey Bike Snob - no book appointment coming up? Yo...Hey Bike Snob - no book appointment coming up? You get some rest!<br /><br />The "Jewish Cycling Greats" pick was your funniest yet. (Well, in my less-than-humble opinion.)<br /><br />- David<br /><br /><a href="http://www.aloe-vera.org/top_10_reasons_to_use_aloe_vera.htm" rel="nofollow">Top 10 Aloe Vera Juice Benefits</a><br /><a href="http://www.holistic.us.com" rel="nofollow">Holistic Nutrition and Health</a>"Guppy" Honakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00418432570902397757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-49854287088942156012010-11-05T17:39:26.846-04:002010-11-05T17:39:26.846-04:00George, "a Trojan base layer" can lead t...George, "a Trojan base layer" can lead to permanent ska-ing....<br /><br />Sorry, sorry......<br /><br />hey nonny mouseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-74322641774213311142010-11-05T16:54:07.593-04:002010-11-05T16:54:07.593-04:00most pretentious axe video EVER:
http://vimeo.com...most pretentious axe video EVER: <br />http://vimeo.com/15170215<br /><br />Wonder how much $$ they dropped on this one?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-52611732342789383582010-11-05T13:02:36.989-04:002010-11-05T13:02:36.989-04:00It seems to me one of the big downfalls of capital...It seems to me one of the big downfalls of capitalism is the issue of "re-branding". <br /><br />Things have to be continually "renewed" (20% more flavor!) even though they are fine to begin with. Thus the lies, such as drug ads.<br /><br />Take the milk carton. Was it that hard to peel the opening back and then poor? Yes, sometimes the peeling got messy, but is that as hard a life gets? Pretty lucky if you ask me. Now, when it comes to camping, I understand. Nothing sucks quite like milk or 1/2 and 1/2 swilling around your bacon!jno62https://www.blogger.com/profile/07471604978940553463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-43720155571643502372010-11-05T13:00:00.947-04:002010-11-05T13:00:00.947-04:00As a citizen of the United States, Canada's Me...As a citizen of the United States, Canada's Merkin, I had to look up "Sunnyvale Trailer Park" and "Trailer Park Boys" using a popular search engine and user-generated online encyclopedia. We missed that one here south of the 45th parallel, but it looks like it was really good. 100% Canadian content, too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21847418858826220732010-11-05T12:47:54.026-04:002010-11-05T12:47:54.026-04:00Looks like Commie Canuck has moved on and dropped ...<i>Looks like Commie Canuck has moved on and dropped the Kim Jong-Il impersonator bit and taken up a Hunter Thompson persona. </i><br /><br />That's Mr. Leahy, alcoholic supervisor of the Sunnyvale Trailer park and purveyor of excellent shit analogies. "I'm a shit-hawk, and I have my eye on you."CommieCanuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00359032516895341235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-11128902000829295002010-11-05T12:43:45.852-04:002010-11-05T12:43:45.852-04:00Thermal peniswayThermal peniswayCommieCanuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00359032516895341235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-19288993138857980852010-11-05T11:24:05.957-04:002010-11-05T11:24:05.957-04:00ThermoJock, hmm? "Enwarm your penis?"ThermoJock, hmm? "Enwarm your penis?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-37240834125184927972010-11-05T10:45:00.714-04:002010-11-05T10:45:00.714-04:00My wife gets hot watching me split firewood with m...My wife gets hot watching me split firewood with my fiberglass handled <br />MAUL.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-52115821072041142122010-11-05T08:48:46.015-04:002010-11-05T08:48:46.015-04:00This is where it all comes together: Racing axes A...This is where it all comes together: Racing axes AND crabon fribe!<br /><br />http://racingaxe.com/Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14764618468961191349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-48658647091171764012010-11-05T08:06:10.120-04:002010-11-05T08:06:10.120-04:00I've been using a Trojan base layer under my p...I've been using a Trojan base layer under my penis warmer. It wicks while you whack...George Not Hincapiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17210131739470604702noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-24385010542274735912010-11-05T02:20:50.391-04:002010-11-05T02:20:50.391-04:00VALU ABLE
FEED BACK
George Washington's oppo...VALU ABLE<br /><br />FEED BACK<br /><br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA" rel="nofollow">George Washington's opponents beware</a>cyclotouristhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08432432995861421062noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2569599454723289392010-11-05T01:50:41.115-04:002010-11-05T01:50:41.115-04:00Does the Therma jock also come with that penis pol...Does the Therma jock also come with that penis polish they used to "sell" on saturday night live back in the early days of the show?Said penis polish or wax was to be vigorously repeatedly applied to said penis for a shining glow.Therma jock just might be accidentally be used for something else.Im glad they thoroughly explain its intent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-87922235595936179442010-11-05T01:43:50.818-04:002010-11-05T01:43:50.818-04:00Once again you nailed the poser axe right on the h...Once again you nailed the poser axe right on the head.Its not easy to put into words the psychology of marketing to poseur sheep striving for authenticity in their life.I cant find the words of how you easily write about the culture of poseurism whether its cyclists or society in general.Lesser writers end up falling flat on their faces describing so eloquently such subject matter.I see bigger writing awards coming your way in the future.Coastiedouche.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-10954169369152268662010-11-05T00:57:42.516-04:002010-11-05T00:57:42.516-04:00...all this attention being heaped on these axe-ho......all this attention being heaped on these axe-holes has a particular purpose that bsnyc'rtms isn't allowed to reveal...<br /><br />...'member <i>'fight club'</i> ???...well, <i>'axe fighting club'</i> is the new rage for disillusioned nyc hipsters to help them get in touch with themselves...<br /><br />...& you DO know the first rule, whether you realize it or not so that's why you haven't heard of it yet...<br /><br />...of course the stakes are a little higher @ <i>'axe fighting club'</i> but hey, i can tell you that total dismemberment is not allowed & there IS a surgeon on the premises 24/7...<br /><br />...prepare to feel <i>'really alive'</i>, hipsters...bikesgonewildhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01489983012589939600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-35600179804975325172010-11-05T00:30:26.219-04:002010-11-05T00:30:26.219-04:00http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://i3.y...http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/ZW9_f2eylhQ/default.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/user/Mmothra&usg=__MlP-wdYnbRvj_tsDkv0glRlQkDo=&h=90&w=120&sz=4&hl=en&start=2&sig2=mk1IGH1yibUwXpfNSsLCJw&zoom=0&itbs=1&tbnid=6X66rmyQWsdkhM:&tbnh=66&tbnw=88&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dk-tel%2Bbedazzler%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26rlz%3D1G1GGLQ_ENZZ318%26prmdo%3D1%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=J4jTTOPTJIXIuAPmprmjBQAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-90683671139607772702010-11-04T22:42:36.600-04:002010-11-04T22:42:36.600-04:00OK guys and girls, this is from a bike rider in Co...OK guys and girls, this is from a bike rider in Colorado who the hell needs and axe in NYC for what an axe is made for??? What are you going to split other than a Kryptonite lock on a bike cooler than yours?Kennethhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03728340998090885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-57666980206345731072010-11-04T22:36:28.412-04:002010-11-04T22:36:28.412-04:00The ax company or companies, like many other "...The ax company or companies, like many other "young sophisticated and hip" american start ups and nothing but trust fund shops. "Dad, would you invest in my project? I have a great idea this time"... They don't sell. They don't need to make money. The only reason they get pubilicity is because a) joirnalist have no clue on what to write b) they relatives, family connection, private school friends can give exposure. <br /><br />—MdashAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2932666590169803152010-11-04T22:24:35.479-04:002010-11-04T22:24:35.479-04:00There is an awesome amount of clueless douchiness ...There is an awesome amount of clueless douchiness and outright hucksterism in the whole poserjack movement. Even if Snob gave it the blog's full attention for weeks, he would not exhaust the supply of low hanging fruit ripe for ridicule. The bits about some numb nuts "inventing" the cock sock or the latest doping scandal are just gravy. Go get 'em Snob!Honest Abenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-3375742758432457202010-11-04T21:44:46.624-04:002010-11-04T21:44:46.624-04:00i prefer artisanal tube shoes...like mink when you...i prefer artisanal tube shoes...like mink when your feeling slanky or mountain goat when your feeling like a hard man<br />the ralpha tuff boys are mining for new exotic ways to pet the pussy with hundred dollar billsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-36367959834761908952010-11-04T21:37:47.402-04:002010-11-04T21:37:47.402-04:00I have a cycling buddy that was complaining about ...I have a cycling buddy that was complaining about his dick getting cold, told him he was a fucking pussy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com