tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post2582676149426564690..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: The Indignity of April Fools' Day: Giant PackagesBikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger113125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-39520431987100569362012-12-02T06:13:14.006-05:002012-12-02T06:13:14.006-05:00User-Friendliness: 4/5 Stars Someone from the US c...User-Friendliness: 4/5 Stars Someone from the US can order a UK table top dishwasher, and vice versa, if they have a means of transport setup to get it but this can make things difficult if something goes wrong and sending the appliance back for warranty repair is required. Our spring and summer eating style tends to change to more fresh produce and barbecue items and there may also be some adjustments when the kids get out of school.Lundienbnodhttp://dtsdcomm.hershey.k12.pa.us/groups/mrpegherswiki/wiki/ed9f5/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-87194414665838468962010-05-11T21:53:40.679-04:002010-05-11T21:53:40.679-04:00robo-dork! lolrobo-dork! lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-48749344957317629952010-04-08T14:31:42.102-04:002010-04-08T14:31:42.102-04:00i never realized the test sial was that large. i ...i never realized the test sial was that large. i always pictured more of a door mat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-5845610339689559672010-04-08T12:11:11.792-04:002010-04-08T12:11:11.792-04:00the guy riding the penny farthing bike is paul fro...the guy riding the penny farthing bike is paul from Denver i see him all the time, he makes a 22 mile commute on that thing every day. he rides the Platte river trail and he barely makes it under bridges. but he climbs hills like a champ or chiefShyamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00005082754556847138noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-20443783222393091222010-04-06T02:36:28.175-04:002010-04-06T02:36:28.175-04:00Dear BSNYC,
Have you ever thought about doing a...Dear BSNYC, <br /> Have you ever thought about doing a "Dear Abby"-like advice section? Think of the opportunities it would provide to explore the zeitgeist, to puncture fashionable wisdom, and for irony. Or whatever. <br /> Anyway, I have a question prompted by the following sad situation: At the end of otherwise enjoyable rides, I am faced by a daunting 8% grade to get back up the hill to my house. Maybe 8% is not much for young anti-hipsters, but it's getting tougher and tougher for me. As usual in our wonderful modern world, technology has come to the rescue. No, not the iPad, I am talking about pedal assist electic bike systems. (Emphasis on "assist"; the motor only adds some torque to your own.) I keep thinking about the wonderful freedom which would come from knowing I could ride whenever I want and always get home. Of course, I would promise myself never to use the assist in normal riding... <br /> My kids think I am nuts even to consider getting one. Admittedly, it would be much cheaper to keep doing what I do now, which is either 1) get off and push my bike the 2+ miles up the hill, or 2) call my wife and beg her to come down and get me in the car. <br /> Can you rescue me from this consumer bug which is slowly eating its way into my brain?<br /><br />Sincerely,<br />Oldseattleguyoldseattleguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06981151564124387334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-39872099670880191192010-04-05T12:17:39.302-04:002010-04-05T12:17:39.302-04:00Careful with that Dummy, snob. It may look like th...Careful with that Dummy, snob. It may look like the perfect shark-jumping vehicle, but if you're expecting high-octane smugness you may not be prepared for the first leisurely looong-wheelbase turn, effortlessly laden with random crap. Sarcasm and bile will just melt off you; smiling beatifically from ear to ear, you'll be HAPPY.7spnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-17759999182282047012010-04-04T22:47:11.533-04:002010-04-04T22:47:11.533-04:00Ummmm, besides the fact that April fools day is th...Ummmm, besides the fact that April fools day is the only holiday worth celebrating, bike fags have a great chance to hi-jinx some other big huge bike fags.<br /><br />1.) When locking up your bike, be cool, and slip your u lock around your neighbors frame, making it impossible for them to leave.<br /><br />2.) BIKE NOTES. Are great. It's like an I Saw U or Missed Connection, except from someone you know also rides a bike, or I guess it at least means that you have friends.<br />So, make some fake sexy BIKE NOTES. Sick burn.<br /><br />3.) Then, go around clipping every single cable lock you see (don't steal the bike), to show those retards why they shouldn't use cable locks.supPDXhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14074389950029469683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-68563548064372195462010-04-03T22:34:42.660-04:002010-04-03T22:34:42.660-04:00ITTET we must embrace tourists to our fine cities....ITTET we must embrace tourists to our fine cities. SMUGgers, please keep your mouths SHUT if you know what's good for ya.The Tourism Boardnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-57537145424116132252010-04-03T22:09:45.902-04:002010-04-03T22:09:45.902-04:00Let's all work to reduce the Smugness levels o...Let's all work to reduce the Smugness levels on our planet. The first step is to adjust your lifestyle and daily routines to be Smugness-neutral.<br /><br />Together we can make our world a more liveable place!A Call to Activismnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-50618997734037823072010-04-02T21:36:43.278-04:002010-04-02T21:36:43.278-04:00This is my first commentThis is my first commentsharpbearleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16090504119177715212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-72611331503332034152010-04-02T21:36:09.318-04:002010-04-02T21:36:09.318-04:00This is my first commentThis is my first commentsharpbearleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16090504119177715212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-16890862048660344722010-04-02T12:32:46.034-04:002010-04-02T12:32:46.034-04:00bla bla blabla bla blaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-77800175217853151132010-04-02T11:33:19.294-04:002010-04-02T11:33:19.294-04:00100100hillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05469916473902774815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-78600553431900301502010-04-02T11:33:15.679-04:002010-04-02T11:33:15.679-04:00head downhead downhillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05469916473902774815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21647057658676270312010-04-02T11:33:10.381-04:002010-04-02T11:33:10.381-04:00looks rightlooks righthillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05469916473902774815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-85455791016609779002010-04-02T11:33:00.785-04:002010-04-02T11:33:00.785-04:00looks leftlooks lefthillbillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05469916473902774815noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-11362165174981826852010-04-02T09:29:29.196-04:002010-04-02T09:29:29.196-04:00Nice shout out for Finland. Woot!Nice shout out for Finland. Woot!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13537963780046100726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-91055991531673876412010-04-02T08:25:04.492-04:002010-04-02T08:25:04.492-04:00You is the funniest writer on the internet. I just...You is the funniest writer on the internet. I just cried with laughter at the "UPS Man"...hilarious. It's about time you got a book deal, hope SNL is next! You rock!!<br /><br />PaulinaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-63711640981138529602010-04-02T01:59:11.026-04:002010-04-02T01:59:11.026-04:00I'm amazed. The top comment, and many others f...I'm amazed. The top comment, and many others following had nothing to do with 1st and podiums, etc. So lame and who cares?<br /><br />Oh, and top 100.g-rocnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-4395705020799181872010-04-02T01:01:12.381-04:002010-04-02T01:01:12.381-04:00It's always been tough pulling my kids in a tr...It's always been tough pulling my kids in a trailer 'cause I can never look back properly to see who's hitting who first without veering around the road. But with this, I'll be able watch every bit of the action! Thanks!Visegripmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06104753394914887035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2842718827452148502010-04-02T00:28:20.357-04:002010-04-02T00:28:20.357-04:00you'll be thrilled to discover that you can no...you'll be thrilled to discover that you can now purchase a "fixed gear specific" stem from Cinelli.<br /><br />http://www.ribblecycles.co.uk/sp/road-track-bike/Cinelli-Ant-318-Stem/CINEHBSS280cyclenutnzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04266241560236873574noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-6424115368462895442010-04-01T23:21:49.326-04:002010-04-01T23:21:49.326-04:00It's true, nothing says Happy April Fools Day ...It's true, nothing says Happy April Fools Day like an unprovoked simian assault.<br /><br />Tell Vito he can keep the $20 I loaned him. Apparently, he can get mean when he's been drinking and I don't want to cross him.leroyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489096287266831412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-55886542469626952052010-04-01T22:54:24.742-04:002010-04-01T22:54:24.742-04:00I couldn't get the video to work either, got t...I couldn't get the video to work either, got the water drinking, leg crossing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-58634782351764710892010-04-01T20:07:36.877-04:002010-04-01T20:07:36.877-04:00So glad to see the re-emergence of the Dork Podium...So glad to see the re-emergence of the Dork Podium!<br /><br />While I can't wait for 'Le Book' (that's Classics Season-speak for 'the new Snob tome'), I'm already hoping that his next paid gig is a collection of platitudes, that can be recited beatifically, by those commuting on said Dork Podiums. I can't wait to be stuck riding behind that. So sweet...<br /><br />BTW, I am making great gains in my Adverbs Anonymous meetings, but continue to fail my sponsor regularly.Salty and Sorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08549431868390949648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-62250921566027000472010-04-01T19:47:55.454-04:002010-04-01T19:47:55.454-04:00@ Paul Bowen
Well, I tried it m8 but the "lit...@ Paul Bowen<br />Well, I tried it m8 but the "little slidey doodah" didn't work for me, probably because the vid is too big and takes too loong to load.<br /><br />E's are good E's are good<br />He's Ebeneezer GoodeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com