tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post2085418137736635654..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: Wednesday: It's Chock-Full of Mid-Week Deliciousness!BikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger103125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-10342784989535647012013-07-18T06:39:19.398-04:002013-07-18T06:39:19.398-04:00I've been thinking about this for a while: you...I've been thinking about this for a while: you slap a BBQ, charcoal,some beer and camping equipment on a cargobike, go for a 30-50 mile ride, have a party AND you still get fit, lose weight or whatever. You need the same effort for riding 100 miles on a decent road bike. I get it when people ride roadbikes for fun, but I see lots of people torturing themselves on bikes that are obviously not for them. And after a few hundred miles they give up and buy a recumbent. But no no, no regular bikes,Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-28327059998946968742013-07-18T04:04:20.718-04:002013-07-18T04:04:20.718-04:00Fuck yeah ... hot and wet ... as robin williams on...Fuck yeah ... hot and wet ... as robin williams once reminded us ..." is fine if you're with a woman ". <br /><br />Last january was so hot I saw a dog chasing a cat ... and they were both walking ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-50362651261808465742013-07-18T02:25:14.603-04:002013-07-18T02:25:14.603-04:00Anon @ 1:53am
Don't forget to mention the hum...Anon @ 1:53am<br /><br />Don't forget to mention the humidity. When you complain about the heat in Sydney it is obligatory to mention how its exacerbated by the humidity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-67871693370106021042013-07-18T02:21:21.822-04:002013-07-18T02:21:21.822-04:00Sorry for the BBCode in the last comment. Forgot ...Sorry for the BBCode in the last comment. Forgot blogger actually lets you use HTML.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-26634909849847955792013-07-18T02:20:14.663-04:002013-07-18T02:20:14.663-04:00[i](The Citi Bike app is useless as a bra on a cow...[i](The Citi Bike app is useless as a bra on a cow. Or a nosering on a pig. Look, I don't know, I didn't grow up on a fucking farm, OK?)[/i]<br /><br />Nose rings on a pig are called Hog Rings. They actually serve a real purpose. Pigs naturally root around to find food. This "rooting around" they do tears up the ground around where pigs eat real bad. For that reason pig farmers put hog rings on pigs to make it painful for them to use their snouts to root around.<br /><br />In the old days, farmers had special pliers that were just for closing these rings. The rings were copper coated steel and quite useful for other reasons. Nowadays, the common use for this tool and the hog rings is for attaching upholstery at the bottom where it is out of site.<br /><br />So in short, a nosering on a pig is actually not useless. At least it is not useless to a hog farmer. Ex Henry County Illinois Residentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21598678175637269282013-07-18T01:53:18.384-04:002013-07-18T01:53:18.384-04:00Enough with the OMG its so hot. Cycled into the ci...Enough with the OMG its so hot. Cycled into the city last January and it was 47C ... Sydney Jan 18th ... thats 117F .. that was fucking stupid hot. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33903666607662527312013-07-18T00:18:17.798-04:002013-07-18T00:18:17.798-04:00I think that couple to the left of the blinking li...I think that couple to the left of the blinking light (holding dog)...look familiar. Hey,that's Austin!gregoryyyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01918354901723031468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-63125649009608124422013-07-17T22:33:56.972-04:002013-07-17T22:33:56.972-04:00SO I'm here at work at 10:28pm and I just find...SO I'm here at work at 10:28pm and I just find out that I missed the Frilly Tits? <br />I'm missing the ass-a-tar I had grown so fond of already. <br />The disappointments keep rolling in.<br />It's definitely a three or four bowl evening when I get home. Mary Jane she never lets me down. <br /><br />Robot defense system reads: <br />1055 ubleXMu<br />DerZootshttp://www.mbta.com/schedules_and_maps/rail/lines/?route=FITCHBRGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-71140456087458112032013-07-17T22:03:30.920-04:002013-07-17T22:03:30.920-04:00For those of you missing the brief appearance of t...For those of you missing the brief appearance of the Frilly boobies, <a href="http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2926603/Tour_2013_20.JPG" rel="nofollow">this</a> courtesy of Podium Cafe. I like how they label it as 'assets'. I'll say.Euro Spondeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-44345379186627741482013-07-17T21:55:08.579-04:002013-07-17T21:55:08.579-04:00On the way home from the liquor store this mid-hum...On the way home from the liquor store this mid-humpday afternoon, I encountered several non-cyclist obstacles. One was a heavy black ring that helps gravity to adhere construction cones to the road surface. The next four(?) were boat cushions as far as I could tell. This being Eye-duh-hoe, I can imagine a good ol' boy what just got hisself a boat cruisin' down the road with cushions flying behind him. These fellers might not know much about boats but they can fuck sure back a trailer! Just try dropping a boat at a busy boat ramp and not having a redneck honk, yell or offer his trailer backing services - gratis. The liquor was for "her" recipe...really...Jasper 66sIXhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9Tb4TMibk0noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-46586376155167661082013-07-17T21:22:26.366-04:002013-07-17T21:22:26.366-04:00Hey Snob, no coverage of the DRT Portland? You do...Hey Snob, no coverage of the DRT Portland? You do know that a dude from New York won don't you? <br /><br />http://bikeportland.org/2013/07/13/disaster-relief-trials-bring-30-miles-of-urban-apocalyptica-back-to-portland-90373Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-18137989872856692702013-07-17T20:41:02.636-04:002013-07-17T20:41:02.636-04:00Diktat? Sounds painful.Diktat? Sounds painful.crosspalmshttp://crosspalms.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-82799416531828946992013-07-17T20:06:52.139-04:002013-07-17T20:06:52.139-04:00The Blogulariat has issued a diktat:
It's a s...The Blogulariat has issued a diktat:<br /><br />It's a starburst that turns into a black hole in space every morning about seven.<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-26502680413328567142013-07-17T19:37:22.702-04:002013-07-17T19:37:22.702-04:00"Rollie Fingers. The Tapir Farts of the BSNY..."Rollie Fingers. The Tapir Farts of the BSNYC/RTMS/WCRM Blogulariat.(tm)" I like it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-53916689363435058992013-07-17T19:36:23.275-04:002013-07-17T19:36:23.275-04:00Leroy inorms you?
You lucky bastard!
My iNorm ap...Leroy <b>inorms</b> you?<br /><br />You lucky bastard!<br /><br />My iNorm app imitates the ignorant pedantry of the Cheers character. Biggest Loosernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-5462216908430190162013-07-17T19:02:56.624-04:002013-07-17T19:02:56.624-04:00BSNYC, now that you live in the 'burbs, do you...BSNYC, now that you live in the 'burbs, do you have a gardener from the Dominican Republic?the homeowner's associationnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-6085980097698731232013-07-17T19:00:29.825-04:002013-07-17T19:00:29.825-04:00Horses? I'd like to ride Frilly oppa gangnam s...Horses? I'd like to ride Frilly oppa gangnam style.the Commentariatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-10376989700009650672013-07-17T18:53:17.015-04:002013-07-17T18:53:17.015-04:00Seriously, Roille, get with it. A day without your...Seriously, Roille, get with it. A day without your commentary is like a day without...tapir farts.Comment deletedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16079738743211753599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33726150793110396742013-07-17T18:40:43.241-04:002013-07-17T18:40:43.241-04:00Shoot I'm neglecting my blog-commenting duties...Shoot I'm neglecting my blog-commenting duties. HOW CAN I REGAIN YOUR TRUST?<br /><br />A punctuation suggestion: "You'll have to, be patient? We're douching the city up, as fast as we can?"<br /><br />Also, Bret Jr. is actually Bret on a different loop through space-time. FYI.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-46760039412639989782013-07-17T18:32:30.976-04:002013-07-17T18:32:30.976-04:00Truth Anon 12:51!
I hate horses. Or rather horses...Truth Anon 12:51!<br /><br />I hate horses. Or rather horses hate me. One of those fuckers tried to decapitate me on a low beam in the barn. Not trying to be harsh, but this thing seriously wanted to hurt me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-85874061699792656982013-07-17T18:22:01.089-04:002013-07-17T18:22:01.089-04:00WCRM @ 5:44
Ha ha, good one. Fuck that David Byrn...WCRM @ 5:44<br /><br />Ha ha, good one. Fuck that David Byrne, anyway.<br /><br />I find your remarks about the pig impudent, or perhaps pungent, or maybe even impungent.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-55075055444032308802013-07-17T18:14:30.013-04:002013-07-17T18:14:30.013-04:00Anonymous 5:44pm,
Well, I do have another pair, b...Anonymous 5:44pm,<br /><br />Well, I do have another pair, but I keep them in THE CAR THAT I OWN so I'm never caught without sunglasses while driving.<br /><br />--Wildcat Rock MachineBikeSnobNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-69748280468716923812013-07-17T17:44:45.881-04:002013-07-17T17:44:45.881-04:00WCRM @ 12:41
You mean you have fifty bikes and on...WCRM @ 12:41<br /><br />You mean you have fifty bikes and one pair of sunglasses? I'm not believing it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2993049387093485572013-07-17T17:22:49.802-04:002013-07-17T17:22:49.802-04:00"Some people are afraid of spiders or snakes...."Some people are afraid of spiders or snakes. I'm afraid of speed. It's a phobia," <br /><br />He was referring to amphetamines.CommieCanuckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00359032516895341235noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-67721452322933037842013-07-17T16:47:08.989-04:002013-07-17T16:47:08.989-04:00"...if you can ride a horse well, you can rid..."...if you can ride a horse well, you can ride anything. ;) "<br /><br />You hit whistler yet? :PPile 'o Schistnoreply@blogger.com