BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

At some point or another I'm assuming there will be a new Outside post, but pending that I'm pleased to present you with a quiz.  As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right you'll rejoice, and if you're wrong you'll see gumption.

Thanks very much, ride safe, and boom shanka.


--Wildcat Rock Machine

1) Who is David Lappartient?

--The French Minister of the Interior
--Leader of the Quebec separatist movement, "Ville de Splits"
--The new UCI President
--He's you, he's me, he's all of us

(Another Guinness record holder and a true inspiration to us all)

2) British endurance cyclist Mark Beaumont has set the Guinness record for:

--Circumnavigating the globe (43 days)
--Back-to-back Iron Man triathlons (72)
--Trackstanding at an intersection (76 hours)
--Folding and unfolding a Brompton (1,746,203 times)

(Surf's up)

3) A Dutch safety foundation wants to ban:

--Ebikes
--Babies in bakfietsen
--Bikes with top tubes
--Cycling in clogs

4) Move over, North Korea!  Teenagers on bikes must be stopped, for they are the single greatest threat to American society.

--True
--False

5) Trek was recently sued by a group representing the intellectual property rights of which deceased comedian?

--John Belushi
--Chris Farley
--George Carlin
--Joe DeRosa

(TFW u nailed the test)

6) The next trend in pro roadie performance enhancement is going to be:

--Fecal transplants
--Maglev wheel bearings
--Turbine suppositories
--Shoe doping

7) Ride like...

--You stole it
--Your life depends on it
--The wind
--The total Fred that you are

***Special Big-BMX-Bikes-Are-The-Hot-New-Thing-Themed Bonus Video!***

Single speed bikes with knobby tires will never die.