tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post906114769318146461..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: This Just In: Off to Seattle!BikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger146125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-58906374171254435522012-08-06T15:24:37.891-04:002012-08-06T15:24:37.891-04:00Who would have thought Seattle would have terrible...Who would have thought Seattle would have terrible weather.Fixie Bikeshttp://www.solebicycles.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-48336745197315962882011-04-22T14:16:57.625-04:002011-04-22T14:16:57.625-04:00Don't Kill The Messengers?
What a bunch of as...Don't Kill The Messengers?<br /><br />What a bunch of assholes.Rex Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11581643012747445173noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-81918843761548132342011-03-16T03:42:36.175-04:002011-03-16T03:42:36.175-04:00Here these all users communications are really gre...Here these all users communications are really great, it will very helpful to every new user.Motorcycle Tail Lighthttp://www.d2moto.com/c-478-tail-lights.aspxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-17256273878631586602011-03-15T12:14:43.526-04:002011-03-15T12:14:43.526-04:00And the dude wonders why he doenst have insurance....And the dude wonders why he doenst have insurance. What a bunch of effing tools. I hope one of those assh*les gets hit by a bus and is sent off the 14th st bridge.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-24968194816540302902011-03-15T11:48:25.570-04:002011-03-15T11:48:25.570-04:00How did messengering get to be "carbon neutra...How did messengering get to be "carbon neutral" instead "crabon neutral" Consistency, please! (I know, consistency is the hobgoblin of little cyclists.)Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09971677787437241130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-35545484347381726182011-03-15T11:44:22.272-04:002011-03-15T11:44:22.272-04:00Nate, fer chissakes, not everything you read is to...Nate, fer chissakes, not everything you read is to be taken literally or seriously. How many times I gotta 'splain it to ya? You do realize you are reading a humorous satire blog about a subject that no sane person takes 100% seriously, don't you? Well?Nate's Dadnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-79817490431815794012011-03-15T09:07:31.039-04:002011-03-15T09:07:31.039-04:00There are 168 hours in a week, so I don't unde...There are 168 hours in a week, so I don't understand your comment about that girl working more hours per week than there are hours in a week. If she works 100 hours a week, she still has 68 hours or about 9.5 hours per day left for eating and sleeping. But then again, I guess you're a bike snob, not a mathematician.Natehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00253529063445813590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-34940510492496302732011-03-15T00:20:19.096-04:002011-03-15T00:20:19.096-04:00nhl headshots arent as innocent as when they were ...nhl headshots arent as innocent as when they were cards clothespegged to your spokesDaylights Savingstimesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-36817592266085028672011-03-15T00:16:26.564-04:002011-03-15T00:16:26.564-04:00Watson, you are not to peruse the internet! Now ge...Watson, you are not to peruse the internet! Now get thee to your beds!IBMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-66509242714721057022011-03-15T00:11:39.542-04:002011-03-15T00:11:39.542-04:00???bike nashbar??..???bike nashbar??..Watsonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-55025185475631615912011-03-15T00:10:58.381-04:002011-03-15T00:10:58.381-04:00Shoots the pahandjob in my pajamis?Shoots the pahandjob in my pajamis?Groucho Marxnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-9222963501095979322011-03-14T16:21:28.935-04:002011-03-14T16:21:28.935-04:00http://gawker.com/#!5781582/someone-is-setting-hip...http://gawker.com/#!5781582/someone-is-setting-hipster-traps-in-new-yorkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-25109012872864821922011-03-14T16:19:53.991-04:002011-03-14T16:19:53.991-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12827811816937216002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-41708421753603194382011-03-14T15:22:25.796-04:002011-03-14T15:22:25.796-04:00bgw,
I've reached middle-age without attainin...bgw,<br /> I've reached middle-age without attaining a criminal record; that's enough irony for me.<br />Btw, there's an article in the latest NewYork Observer about the bike lanes. It quotes some guy named Eben Weiss(?) and David Byrne. Go to obsever.com for details.Marcel Da Chumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12635268236869734095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-52752341042795191892011-03-14T14:48:48.626-04:002011-03-14T14:48:48.626-04:00To pass the time, here is a piece on David Byrne.....To pass the time, here is a piece on David Byrne.....<br /><br />http://www.flickr.com/photos/herschell/3798422147/<br /><br />Little known fact: he says he doesnt own a car (!)Twistyfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13367041419680877706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-43486268243296101432011-03-14T10:41:02.115-04:002011-03-14T10:41:02.115-04:00I actually know kidnapped parrot guy. Lots of the ...I actually know kidnapped parrot guy. Lots of the bike messengers here in DC double as line-place-holders for important hearings on the Hill. <br /><br />Hans commanded a group of about two dozen people who stood in line for two days (really - 48 hours) for a hearing last year for a client of mine. Although in my time with him, Hans was without the unironic portage of avian lifeform in blue and yellow colorway. <br /><br /><br />Also important to note, if line place holding counts toward her 100 hour weeks, she's getting paid to sleep outside the Capitol Hill office buildings...which would make it significantly easier to be out of debt by the time she's 30, given the low cost of accommodations.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-50303578962936511642011-03-14T06:50:54.887-04:002011-03-14T06:50:54.887-04:00The topic that your blog deals with demands lots o...The topic that your blog deals with demands lots of research. Thanks to you who has provided the intricate information in simple words.Custom Essayhttp://www.writessay.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-24445959102222039252011-03-13T21:25:17.466-04:002011-03-13T21:25:17.466-04:00What kind of twat rides around with a drinky cup t...What kind of twat rides around with a drinky cup that can be so easily thrown during a staged encounter? 'Soda' and his boring friends just suckAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21595500082217238822011-03-13T20:45:40.094-04:002011-03-13T20:45:40.094-04:00The New Yorker goes on with bike lanes:
http://www...The New Yorker goes on with bike lanes:<br />http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/hendrikhertzberg/2011/03/a-card-carrying-bipedalist-speaks-out.html<br /><br />http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/backissues/2011/03/bikes-in-new-york-as-the-wheels-turn.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-79557378227685015842011-03-13T20:09:15.000-04:002011-03-13T20:09:15.000-04:00...marcel da chump...was hoping you were gonna go ......marcel da chump...was hoping you were gonna go on...<br /><br />...thought <i>'ahhh, fuck it'</i> & whipped bottle anyway...<br />...caught <i>'golden arm'</i> behind the ear...<br />...sucker dropped, draped over his steering wheel...<br />...bottle falls to street, breaks, (hey, no fingerprints, no proof)...<br />...fancy ass car rolls through intersection, slams traffic light...<br />...falling light standard clips corner of table at empty corner cafe...<br />...unfinished strawberry milkshake launches into air, douses eyeglasses of passing cyclist visiting from d.c...<br />...cyclist, unseeing, rides through broken glass, gets flat, stops...<br />...cops show up, see carnage, check HIS i.d...<br />...driver wakes, says <i>"yah, that's him, fucking cyclist"</i>...<br />...cop says <i>"ahhh, cyclist/perp has history of traffic instigation at home - must be the cause of this malfeasance"</i>...<br />...<i>chris soda</i> arrested, calls buddy <i>brian</i> in d.c. to wire bail money... <br />...i pedal home to young stripper in the mood to give head...<br /><br />...now THAT would be absurd (well, except for the stripper & the giving head part) & highly fucking ironic...<br /><br />...bored on a rainy sunday, i'm just sayin'...bikesgonewildhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01489983012589939600noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-76016513374248410312011-03-12T22:29:35.052-05:002011-03-12T22:29:35.052-05:00Hush, voices carry.Hush, voices carry.'til tuesdaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-73318705891729750052011-03-12T22:15:01.387-05:002011-03-12T22:15:01.387-05:00Is it Tuesday yet?Is it Tuesday yet?wishiwasmerckxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06625357547206605888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-13473302438994218442011-03-12T21:50:41.663-05:002011-03-12T21:50:41.663-05:00of course the heil salure had to be worked in that...of course the heil salure had to be worked in that german demo about 4 mins. in... subtle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-39594602552010292852011-03-12T21:15:40.468-05:002011-03-12T21:15:40.468-05:00...circa early nineties I was almost doused by a s......circa early nineties I was almost doused by a soft drink hurled by a passing truck.<br />,,,the Man with the Golden Arm yelled hey you faggot!<br />...he missed me by thatmuch!<br />...hell hath no fury like an angry twenty-something bike messenger.<br />...especially one whose sexuality is questioned.<br />... I grabbed an empty bottle from a trash can.<br />...the wind-up, the pitch...Golden Arm became yellow in face with fear, waiting for the traffic light to change.<br />...then I looked at my bike, a Specialized Stumpjumper <br />customed-painted to glow in the dark with a crabon uni-bar<br /> and stem painted Abstract Expressionisticlly.<br />...dumb, ignorant: What else would Golden Arm think?<br />...this is funny, I thought.<br />...laughed.<br />...had a sexy twenty-something stripper living with me. <br /> ... Downton, two locks from CBGB'S.<br />...thought about that and felt sorry for Golden Arm.Marcel Da Chumphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12635268236869734095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-56900694211798674352011-03-12T16:20:06.738-05:002011-03-12T16:20:06.738-05:00...what would be absurdly funny from my pov is if ......what would be absurdly funny from my pov is if <i>'young jedi'</i> were doused three times in a row by passing vehicles with a chocolate, then a vanilla & then finally a strawberry milkshake...<br /><br />...then you could call him <i>'chris neapolitano'</i>...<br /><br />...hahaha...that'd be kinda ironic, ya ???...<br /><br />...or maybe people could shake up cans of cherry coke & spray him as they drove by & you could call him <i>'cherry soda'</i>...<br /><br />...hilarity ensues, no ???...bikesgonewildhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01489983012589939600noreply@blogger.com