tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post2779213957337791567..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: How Awesome I Am Part II: The Search for HumilityBikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger135125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-14919534579795925832014-05-16T19:30:55.717-04:002014-05-16T19:30:55.717-04:00FYI, Biohazard is playing at this years Gathering ...FYI, Biohazard is playing at this years Gathering in Ohio.<br /> <br />Whoop-Whoop my Ninja!OOPS OOPSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-90910385438970885912014-05-16T16:49:31.968-04:002014-05-16T16:49:31.968-04:00Bike Snob wroted "(a superlative roughly equi...Bike Snob wroted <b>"(a superlative roughly equivalent to 'epic' or 'awesome,' which I just now invented)."<br /></b><br />To which I reply:<br />YOU DID NOT INVENT "AWESOME" YOU LIAR!<br /><br />From the land of the bean and the cod (the testicular definition) and where we have delis that will make smoked salmon subs of excellent quality called gravlax grinders. I think someone else coined "gravlax grinder" some time ago in the comments section, but I'll take credit with a T/H to the sticky-fingered writer known as Bike Snob NYC.FART SLOTnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-28677752041305874582014-05-16T13:05:36.364-04:002014-05-16T13:05:36.364-04:00I don't think I want to take your abuse. ...I don't think I want to take your abuse. <br /><br />I know I don't want to take you or your luggage to the airport. How about that, huh?<br />JLRBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-4657481633823690492014-05-16T11:28:07.697-04:002014-05-16T11:28:07.697-04:00Peter, save us!Peter, save us!Female Horseshoe Crabnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-90972074746107981142014-05-16T11:05:05.610-04:002014-05-16T11:05:05.610-04:00So, who has coined more phrases, BSNY or the Captc...So, who has coined more phrases, BSNY or the Captcha beast?JLRBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-82217706564880379472014-05-16T11:04:18.268-04:002014-05-16T11:04:18.268-04:00JB @ 9:00
If you were really brainwashed it would...JB @ 9:00<br /><br />If you were really brainwashed it would have said "JB is doing the Cunt Biking" which would be hard to explain to a kinderkid...JLRBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-73162806600881007742014-05-16T10:11:23.233-04:002014-05-16T10:11:23.233-04:00Angry Beaver at 8:52.
Good call my friend. Angry Beaver at 8:52.<br />Good call my friend. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33582363096094311812014-05-16T09:00:54.311-04:002014-05-16T09:00:54.311-04:00Snob, your lexicon is infiltrating my non-bike-blo...Snob, your lexicon is infiltrating my non-bike-blog-reading/commenting time. I just put this on the family Google calendar for Monday: <i>9-Noon: [JB] is doing the mountain biking</i>.<br /><br />(Going to a kindergarten party in the afternoon - taking the whole day off! Pray to Lob for good weather.)JBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02013507789244381131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-46944196674592975652014-05-16T08:52:57.694-04:002014-05-16T08:52:57.694-04:00Flyover@527 flies in for the win.Flyover@527 flies in for the win.Angry Beaver in Miramichinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-73933552107849414322014-05-16T08:37:39.475-04:002014-05-16T08:37:39.475-04:00Is that 5 male crabs and one female? If yes, it...Is that 5 male crabs and one female? If yes, it's called Babbles Dream.Angry Beaver in Miramichinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-68457491611515946682014-05-16T08:08:02.456-04:002014-05-16T08:08:02.456-04:00Zing!Zing!JBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02013507789244381131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-57198258679975480162014-05-16T07:58:04.622-04:002014-05-16T07:58:04.622-04:00Peter Schalch,
You're right, it does.
--Wild...Peter Schalch,<br /><br />You're right, it does.<br /><br />--Wildcat Rock Machine<br />BikeSnobNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-90081872464172494282014-05-16T07:49:44.097-04:002014-05-16T07:49:44.097-04:00Hi Bikesnob,
So I know this is gonna sound pre...Hi Bikesnob,<br /> So I know this is gonna sound preachy or annoying or whatever but talking about rape casually and trivializing it encourages a culture in which rape is not taken seriously, treated as a joke, or treated as inevitable. Please view as its more articulate than me.<br /><br />http://thefeministhangout.wordpress.com/2012/08/24/rape-culture-101/comment-page-1/Peter Schalchnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-27316237498175892922014-05-16T07:20:20.935-04:002014-05-16T07:20:20.935-04:00Howzaboot ol' Minor Taylor Phinney breaking th...Howzaboot ol' Minor Taylor Phinney breaking the oppressive chains of Super-Uber(Ed. note: No Umulets)-Domestique and breaking away FTW AND DOING THAT SWEEEEET GAY-ASS BOW AT THE LINE?!?!?!<br /><br />I liked it. <br /><br />(He dedicated the win to some guy named Kenny)McFlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-80388417018808646832014-05-16T07:18:27.022-04:002014-05-16T07:18:27.022-04:00Good morning Snobbo, sorry for carelessly bastardi...Good morning Snobbo, sorry for carelessly bastardising your nom de plume earlier. I see the error of my ways now, I should have more thoughtfully bastardised it. If I had my time again I would have gone with "Wordycunt Rote Macbeth", a more cohesive refinement. <br /><br />I'll show myself out now.cehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506942063484875229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-46521448342425341592014-05-16T06:55:59.231-04:002014-05-16T06:55:59.231-04:00Anonymous 9:56pm,
I'll be sure to run future ...Anonymous 9:56pm,<br /><br />I'll be sure to run future posts by you first.<br /><br />--Wildcat Rock MachineBikeSnobNYChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-45819934678255394032014-05-16T04:15:33.549-04:002014-05-16T04:15:33.549-04:00C-C-Can't type!
OMG!!! Be careful of the wor...C-C-Can't type! <br /><br />OMG!!! Be careful of the wordings you choose, snobberdooders. Never ever ever say "NEVER GOT OFF." Please. Never. No matter what.<br /><br />Jeez. Don't scare me like that. :Sbabble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-50635525787437506152014-05-16T04:07:56.937-04:002014-05-16T04:07:56.937-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.babble onhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08895102832912891306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-36803615269268724092014-05-16T00:40:23.438-04:002014-05-16T00:40:23.438-04:00Wildcrab,
Upon further reflection I realise &quo...Wildcrab, <br /><br />Upon further reflection I realise "Crab-bang" doesn't roll off the tongue particularly well due to the two b's in the middle. It's a pity we are not describing crayfish, as "Craybang" works nicely.<br /><br />I also like the term "Swinger Crabs", as it sounds like Swimmer Crabs, but unfortunately in my extensive research (googlesearch) I found that the mating practices of Blue Swimmer Crabs are quite exclusive - at least for the 13 day period during which the male carries the female around, helps her moult, fends off other males and then roots her. Also, their distribution in the world's oceans is limited predominantly to the waters of non English speaking, developing countries, like Australia, which probably limits the resonance of the term Swinger Crabs in the western world, where all the money for Word Inventors resides. <br /><br />So, back to square one. <br /><br />Yours trying-too-hardingly,<br /><br />Crab Enthusiastcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506942063484875229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-15992461430955431622014-05-16T00:37:48.047-04:002014-05-16T00:37:48.047-04:00You can't spell car without Carlin:
Have you ...You can't spell car without Carlin:<br /><br />Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?<br />George Carlin<br /><br /><br /><br />leroyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03489096287266831412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-68235882219697507342014-05-15T23:46:44.269-04:002014-05-15T23:46:44.269-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.cehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14506942063484875229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-51506014883384026612014-05-15T22:35:45.134-04:002014-05-15T22:35:45.134-04:00Flyover BC,
If the bike salmon happened to be a Ch...Flyover BC,<br />If the bike salmon happened to be a Chinese Horseshoe crab, you would end up with a crushed-asian.Hit 'n' Runnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-57991486380635840222014-05-15T22:17:12.884-04:002014-05-15T22:17:12.884-04:00Never date one of those horseshoe fuckers, you'...Never date one of those horseshoe fuckers, you'll end up with crabs.Claws For Concernnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-80713837579395865062014-05-15T22:11:07.401-04:002014-05-15T22:11:07.401-04:00IMHo, you forgot to mention another small but impo...IMHo, you forgot to mention another small but important group -horse shit, err, cops.<br />What ever they on car, or on horses and sometimes even on feet - they are ultimately NYC own horse shit.<br />At least NYC horses that drive carriages have a bucket behind their, not the cops. riding over their shit every day! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-42075878752028743522014-05-15T21:56:03.451-04:002014-05-15T21:56:03.451-04:00All the anti-car hyperbole is boring to me. It wou...All the anti-car hyperbole is boring to me. It would be alright if it was funny but it's just boring.Most of your other stuff is great. But the car schtick is not working.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com