tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post2446426132755927485..comments2024-03-27T07:25:55.115-04:00Comments on Bike Snob NYC: Essential or Extraneous? One Person's Helmet is Another Person's WheelbrowBikeSnobNYChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11256142855437740163noreply@blogger.comBlogger87125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-2653104716823707432009-10-16T20:46:41.976-04:002009-10-16T20:46:41.976-04:00@captain: 10 speed cassette/triple crank@captain: 10 speed cassette/triple crankAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21919553775712738632009-10-16T12:14:17.563-04:002009-10-16T12:14:17.563-04:00Oh Lance! Oh! LAAAANCE! Yes, that race is yours an...Oh Lance! Oh! LAAAANCE! Yes, that race is yours and yours only, who the hell did that other guy think he was, winning YOUR race?<br /><br />This Contadorfella is all news to me, having seen the Tour on Versus I was left with the impression that Lance won the whole thing. Phil and Paul brought to you ommercial free courtesy of Shysler!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-83047406921411668922009-10-16T10:08:08.473-04:002009-10-16T10:08:08.473-04:00A 10 speed drivetrain with a triple crank? So, eh...A 10 speed drivetrain with a triple crank? So, eh... how does that 1/3rd of a gear work? ;-)captainhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13528806349761858837noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-20769460940055159842009-10-16T03:27:12.680-04:002009-10-16T03:27:12.680-04:00Que la chupen y sigan chupando.
All you haters suc...Que la chupen y sigan chupando.<br />All you haters suck my finger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-629953012797758172009-10-16T01:47:25.457-04:002009-10-16T01:47:25.457-04:00If bike accessories could fight, my SKS Chromoplas...If bike accessories could fight, my SKS Chromoplastic fenders would kick the living sh.. snot out of any helmet on the market. Just sayin'RANTWICKhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394479078513545568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-50922534322710497892009-10-15T23:00:24.920-04:002009-10-15T23:00:24.920-04:00I measured all the bikes, and I found only one qui...I measured all the bikes, and I found only one quill taller than the headtube, one was equal, and the others were shorter.Fierce Pantiesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-20211355226085931612009-10-15T22:35:28.655-04:002009-10-15T22:35:28.655-04:00I've noticed an interesting trend of fixsters ...I've noticed an interesting trend of fixsters rockin' deraillers on non-crappy bikes in my burg. Is this spreading elsewhereways? Are hipters jumping ship before the Alpaca Lips?Fierce Pantiesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-80378860600728187722009-10-15T22:30:55.363-04:002009-10-15T22:30:55.363-04:00Everytimeways that I read an RTMS post about big q...Everytimeways that I read an RTMS post about big quills I run to the work station and drop the bars. I rub it 1/2 a ride until my only titanium component, an intramedullary nail, starts to feel as incompatible like a Campy corkscrew and a vintage Shimano Merlot.Fierce Pantiesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-73029972782787404432009-10-15T22:23:32.903-04:002009-10-15T22:23:32.903-04:00I like to go big on the quill, but I can't gro...I like to go big on the quill, but I can't grow a beard. <br /><br />And now I'm a little miffed that I missed the good deal on the $1000 Caradice luggage set.Fierce Pantiesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33012258440503678952009-10-15T21:59:30.104-04:002009-10-15T21:59:30.104-04:00Hairway and fingerbang. Can't wait for 2010. W...Hairway and fingerbang. Can't wait for 2010. What a year it will be!northtexanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17014652881368728196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-20557173744445469332009-10-15T21:27:11.966-04:002009-10-15T21:27:11.966-04:00did u add the yellow arrow or is it on the cardboa...did u add the yellow arrow or is it on the cardboard box in the back ground?Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03446351205864160561noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-74646528681882695082009-10-15T20:36:51.805-04:002009-10-15T20:36:51.805-04:00I must say the image of the New York-rainy day jus...I must say the image of the New York-rainy day just feels like home.<br />[tear rolls gently..]<br /><br />Cities look so beautiful in the grayscale..Salty Seattlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286400720758970509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-82155675078437387782009-10-15T20:14:30.495-04:002009-10-15T20:14:30.495-04:00Very nice. However:
stubbornly-sealed
This hyphe...Very nice. However:<br /><br /><i>stubbornly-sealed</i><br /><br />This hyphen business has gone too far. <br /><br />But the real outrage is the post-Seuss bicycle decoration abomination. Some infant missed the point entirely and grew up all wrong.<br /><br />Gosh, this comes by way of my head:<br /><br />"We like our bike. It is made for three. Our Mike sits up in back you see. We like our Mike, and this is why. Mike does all the work when the hills get high."Disgruntl Ed.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-7437316156921319512009-10-15T20:01:39.856-04:002009-10-15T20:01:39.856-04:00CommieCanuck,
Thanks. Maybe some others can curat...CommieCanuck,<br /><br />Thanks. Maybe some others can curate some creative Snobspeak sentences as well. Sure would be fun to read.<br /><br />*Asteriskhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11925540520916912409noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-67461231060397471162009-10-15T19:17:18.120-04:002009-10-15T19:17:18.120-04:00The lamp metaphors were damn funny.The lamp metaphors were damn funny.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16737063035341568017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-32753166474001022572009-10-15T19:00:31.734-04:002009-10-15T19:00:31.734-04:00Say what you want, Alberto is totally rocking that...Say what you want, Alberto is totally rocking that skinny tie.<br /><br />If he actually were a Marrano...oh, the mind boggles. The sexiest Jewish accountant on the planet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-52494526867689813122009-10-15T17:54:47.073-04:002009-10-15T17:54:47.073-04:00i almost bought that alaris over a year ago on eba...i almost bought that alaris over a year ago on ebay. it ended up selling for less than 3 grand, by quite a bit.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13628988708267302371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-77960889356929533432009-10-15T17:53:53.367-04:002009-10-15T17:53:53.367-04:00Contador with the peyos? Ach, if it weren't fo...Contador with the peyos? Ach, if it weren't for those Hasids and all their rules, who wouldn't be a Jew? The fingerbang though, that's no Hebrew National. No doppelgänger for a long cigar, Herr Doktor. Single speed. That's what I'm saying to you.Schlomo Campysteinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21920807559830456472009-10-15T17:50:18.948-04:002009-10-15T17:50:18.948-04:00"...who prefers as straight blade fork."..."...who prefers <b>as</b> straight blade fork."article alertnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-72412512145728798312009-10-15T17:43:45.997-04:002009-10-15T17:43:45.997-04:00Contador's 'burns; a vertical bangway.Contador's 'burns; a vertical bangway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-64260343900931287702009-10-15T17:41:53.290-04:002009-10-15T17:41:53.290-04:00That Sam-I-am, that Sam-I-am,
I do not like that S...That Sam-I-am, that Sam-I-am,<br />I do not like that Sam-I-am.<br /><br />He does not palp a wheelbrow pair,<br />He does not palp them anywhere.<br /><br />He curates the rarest titanium cable, he has no Ibis in his stable.<br /><br />Custom Sevens are his game, he rides a trainer to protect his frame.<br /><br />By comparison Alberto's ride is chince, but he envies the way he looks like Prince.<br /><br />He disdains decals in favor of paint, palps an SLK saddle to rest his taint.<br /><br />But his homelife is shot, his wife is uptight, he gets up each hour to kiss his Aerios goodnight.<br /><br />All you haters suck my Aerios.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-21015129041052584392009-10-15T17:20:09.521-04:002009-10-15T17:20:09.521-04:00Toxteth,
Take a look at Kale's profile. He...Toxteth,<br /><br />Take a look at Kale's profile. He's palps a blog that breaks down some of the oft-used lingo here.honkybuckethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04194018640191530882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-33376851149942802712009-10-15T17:08:47.738-04:002009-10-15T17:08:47.738-04:00"I'm sure we can all agree that what one ..."I'm sure we can all agree that what one rider deems necessary, another rider feels is superfluous. Some mountain bikers require suspension to enjoy their rides, while most roadies prefer to ride without suspension or enjoyment."<br /><br />Thanks, Snob! So genius, I had to read it three times. There. I just read it again.<br /><br />And it's so true! I'm told that enjoyment is another way to say junk miles.Salty Seattlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286400720758970509noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-77371347985395905202009-10-15T16:58:20.701-04:002009-10-15T16:58:20.701-04:00Malchik and droog are Russian words. Say them whil...Malchik and droog are Russian words. Say them while raping women is giving them a certain charm. <br /><br />Just speaking.d. fofonovnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4213956784784062266.post-50459538589247048382009-10-15T16:35:44.198-04:002009-10-15T16:35:44.198-04:00"...hired somebody to save him the trouble of..."...hired somebody to save him the trouble of making his own cocky hand gestures."<br /><br />Great. A new way to be offensively, propositioned that's going to go right over my head.<br /><br />"Hey baby, wanna 'outsource' my hand gesture?"Salty Seattlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03286400720758970509noreply@blogger.com