Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Who Doesn't Love Wednesday?

Just a quick pop-in to rub your faces in the fact that I went for a leisurely Wednesday morning ride today and this "litter bike" thing is really getting out of hand:


Wait, sorry, wrong pic:


I did in fact encounter both of these things along the trail today and I'd argue that both are equally useful in their own way.

I guess White Plains has bike share now, hence the Ofo, and it's interesting to note that when you leave the city you can now gauge your location based on which company's dockless bikes you see.  That way, if you're lost and your phone is dead, the knowledge that you're in Ofo country can help you with your wayfinding.  Indeed, between the bikes and the position of the sun in the sky you've got all the geographical information you could possibly need, so you might as well throw that Garmin in the trash.

Oh, also hopefully no poison ivy, but I showered with Dawn dishwashing detergent just in case.

Yours Etc.,


--Tan Tenovo


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15 comments:

  1. Seattle lone wolfJune 20, 2018 at 3:36 PM

    Did I win?

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  2. 1904 CadardiJune 20, 2018 at 3:52 PM

    Hey, there's Ofo bikes way out here in the square states so you might have gone a leetle further off course than you planned.

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  3. BamaPhredJune 20, 2018 at 3:57 PM

    I’ll have what Tan Tenovo is smoking.

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  4. Salvador DaliJune 20, 2018 at 4:02 PM

    ...the sincerest form of flattery.

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  5. DrockJune 20, 2018 at 4:08 PM

    You all got fancy toilets up there in the NE. Here in fly over we have to use the bushes.

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  6. bad boy of the southJune 20, 2018 at 4:16 PM

    Ofo down here in the NC as well as lime.i feel a gran fondon't of docked/dockless bieksikles are a comin' to da bronex

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  7. bad boy of the southJune 20, 2018 at 4:19 PM

    Cats and wild cats in outta space.

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  8. HDEBJune 20, 2018 at 4:20 PM

    Rubbing pussy on the moon : )

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  9. AnonymousJune 20, 2018 at 4:21 PM

    "Who Doesn't Love Wednesday?"

    Pugsley Addams?

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  10. ChazuJune 20, 2018 at 4:21 PM

    If I want to know what it is like outdoors in the middle of a Wednesday morning, I need look no further than the Charleston Heston classic: Omega Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUkU18MrBzU

    You'll need to reduce your tire pressure to ride over lunar terrain.

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  11. pbateman ordered some new tires today in 700c sizewayJune 20, 2018 at 4:36 PM

    i bet camels are pretty over the whole wednesday thing.

    also, i hear from friends of Frigg that Woden snores a lot and never puts the toilet seat down. i bet he'd do just fine with the one you saw that has no seat.

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  12. dancesonpedalsJune 20, 2018 at 4:46 PM

    If you see You're in Yonkers. Or Hastings. Or the Bronx.

    I've never seen a Mofo on an Ofo.

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  13. N/AJune 20, 2018 at 5:13 PM

    I'm not one to criticize somebody's artwork, and I have for sure loved your creations over the years, but I feel compelled to point out that you missed a golden opportunity to 'shop in a bikeshare bike on the moon. I suck at making the art, though, so it's likely that I'm probably missing a perfectly cromulent reason why that's dumb.

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  14. DoothJune 20, 2018 at 8:53 PM

    Zen Master Tan Tenovo rides in mysterious ways.

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  15. George KrpanJune 21, 2018 at 9:41 AM

    The fake photos on the moon taken by Kubrick, got him killed.

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